*Blocks your path*

He's pretending he isn't a psychopath aka hiding in plain sight. It looks gay because it's sadist, which is super fucking gay

finger his butthole and shame him by saying "ew, it's all pooey"

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhheyt evyone flantheny eltan here suckin off death graps

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damn tnd’s really gone down hill

I make eye contact (I’m taller) and he pulls his head down while I walk right by him

without knowing anything about him you just KNOW he is a bass player

He looks even weirder at lower resolutions

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was he always this cute?

Ask where he got the cargo shorts from because I was wearing jeans.

sure you were user

bet he doesnt even know how to play that 4 string guitar LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey user, can I join your band?

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kiss him

rape him

You can join my band but that’s because I need your brand

kick his bald head

He looks like Logic

he looks like he's about to record the greatest djent album of this century

I hate you you fucking cunt, how is it possible that you can influence the opinions of everyone this much, you should be a nobody, on top of that you're unlikable and a sellout, you don't even have the balls to talk shit about bad industry plants because you love their money behind the scenes, fuck you cunt, you don't even know how to criticize music properly your descriptions are so banal and you have nothing interesting to say fuck you fuck youuuuuuuu

So anyway, can you please rate my debut album a strong 10?

He's Slipknot's new bassist

Make him jealous of my flowing, curly, golden locks of hair to the point where he is green with envy.

No lol you suck at super smash bros niiga your pac man game is WEAK SON

I would play the lick for five hours straight to establish myself as the dominant bassist

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Do play the harmonica?

Do a 360 and walk away.