/metal/

is that Martin Luther on the lower left?

>Some guy
Knarrenheinz is /ourguy/

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But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.

We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.

To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."

I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.

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melodeath sucks

*nazis

it's Sunday, post your week

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>melodeath sucks

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Can someone help me find an album? It's a very fuzzy doom metal album. The cover is a red border with a circle in the middle of it, in the circle is a frame from some old movie with a nude woman. i remember seeing it on bandcamp months ago, anyone know what i'm talking about?

yeah

excuse you
>GISELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>GISELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>GISELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>GISELA

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'murica, fuck yeah

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atmo bm is ghay

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can someone do the cringe of mankind

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wrong

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AIDS will take control and bring you to your death
No chance of a normal sexlife to deepthroat the AIDS will spread with time, your anus soon to change
Appearance becomes hideous a sight too much to take

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Your mum already did that lol

Mirror the D and all the other letters are there m8

>Cough
>G.I.S.M.
based

kek

>fuck
AIDS will take control and bring you to your death
No chance of a normal sexlife to deepthroat the rest
AIDS will spread with time, your anus soon to change
Appearance becomes hideous a sight too much to take

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>deepthroat the AIDS

Really weak and shitty edit.

That's not nice

should be HIV instead so you can match the syllables of le-pro-sy

this

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thank you man

I liked it, user.

>discover band called Revenge
>"War Metal? Huh, not so familiar with this genre"
>start listening to Infiltration.Downfall.Death
>sounds really good
>wow this is pretty awesome, I think I like this
>the vocals kick in

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imagine being filtered by mädcünt shrieks

too growly and deep, I like harsh metal vocals, but stuff like this sounds like awful tryhard shit

Requesting a cringe edit of Pure Holocaust into Pure Holocringe.

try listening to Blasphemy or Beherit instead.

I always though the vocals were the best part desu. Btw, you may or may not want to check out the madcunt chart.

listen to the good Revenge instead
youtube.com/watch?v=W2R9KYbjYkM

try bestial warlust, beherit, blasphemy or black witchery

come on, vocals are not even that mäd

Could you post it?

Insanity Cult released their new album. They're a fairly new band, but they've released some pretty good albums and splits so far, so I'm expecting this album to be pretty good as well.

youtube.com/watch?v=yeBhi7fk7WA

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Neither are human.

Here you go. I should have mentioned on my previous post that it's in the FAQ desu

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Did anyone get their Sorcier des Glaces countblagorath represses yet

weekposting ist krieg

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isn't that kinda the point

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based

move here

>too growly and deep
Did you listen past the first minute?

I like it here though.

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wasn't Impetigo on this chart? or is this the old one maybe.

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Slick edit desu

Thank you very much

I'm very much surprised that Gorgoroth-Pentagram wasn't included in the /MentalPatient/ section

Whats up with this Batushka shit? Anyone have a rundown for me?

>two opposite genres
>heavy metal
>death metal
ding dong diddly cringe

Meloshit will never be good

you are a fucking jews
and you specially

based digits of truth
Fuck off meloshitter

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Yea, I like at least 9 albums on here, especially in the /mentalpatient/core section, there's just something about Revenge's vocals in particular that don't seem to resonate with me, not a very big fan of Nasum or Terrorizer's vocals either, but they're not as bad

Meloshit is baby’s first step into metal for a reason. Fuck meloshit.

Or Dark Tribe's In Jeraspunta

Nerd

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I never put Impetigo on it. Definitelly one of the more unique growlers but IDK if I'd call him a mädcünt. At least not in the sense of being pissed off sounding.

Wow this is boring

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some dude basically usurped power from Batushka and made it his own band, but the original Batushka guy isn't backing down so easy, and is still making music under the Batushka name.
Basically there are two Batushka's releasing music, the phony one run by the usurper (which is technically the official one because that is the band that is signed to labels and whatnot), and the original one run by the original Batushka guy

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youtu.be/g4_NR5lTjlE

Well not pissed off, just mad as fuck.
He is the definition of a mädcünt imo.

Nevermind, I found it. heinthehills.bandcamp.com/album/old-one

Its not that they're too harsh or anything, low growl inhaling metal screaming just sounds like shit to me

Good choice user. We need someone to give an update.

Fair enough. He is insane sounding.

Nigga, again, did you even listen past the first minute? The majority of the vocals on any Revenge album are high-pitched boarderline mental-patient shrieks.

fair enough, i like the high pitched mäd shrieks commonly found in grind more than the low growls anyway.
My point exactly, kinda similar to Corporate Death of Macabre who also deserve to be on the mädcünt chart.

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based

*golf clap*

Guy who made the Madcünt chart here. Should I make an update? If so, I'll need recs.

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post the chart

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...

Someone already posted it. That's why I'm asking

you are all a fucking jews

bn

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impetigo
macabre
unholy grave
prophecy of doom
misanthropic noise
lt. dan
o.l.d.

What's some Jewish metal?

youtube.com/watch?v=9ecWnQE_JUI
youtube.com/watch?v=OJxRcDT9DQQ

These might qualify

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/MentalPatient/ recs: Gorgoroth-Pentagaram
Dark Tribe's in Jeraspunta

Thanks

>suffer the gestalt

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and fuck on the beach of course

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you missed some essential elephant-core, dude

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Based image
Bathtub Shitter and Intestinal Disgorge should definitely be on there. Adolf Satan too, maybe

Thanks for the recs lads, keep them comming. I might not include literally everything but if I decide against something I'll post my reason

/metal/ is populated by faggot half-men admiring something they will neither understand nor deserve.
Metal is the music of the White European, at home and abroad.

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That shit looks gay as hell lmao

based
post White European metal

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youtube.com/watch?v=G0ZDSJU38cU
this guy maybe.
also pic, might be a bit unusual

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Just post music man, not this gay shit.

IT SEEMS STRANGE TO ME
TO END UP THIS WAY

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unbased & cringe pilled

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Love this album but this shit doesn’t belong in that chart

Cringe

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WHITE BOYS
WHITE GIRLS
WHITE POWER OVER WORLD
NEW ORDER FIXED BY IRON HAND
*sonic adventure 2 music*

the vocals on pic related (Hypothermia - Rakbladsvalsen) are kinda fucked
youtube.com/watch?v=4o5hH1_Df_o

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The fucking eagle vox black metal record should be too, but I can't remember the name for the life of me.
Why not? The vocals are prime mädcünt shrieks.

Any decent bands with a strong celtic influence? Like not happy go lucky wacken folk Metal shit but more serious

primordial

nice anus logo

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Is the LP after this good?

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youtube.com/watch?v=ta0jB5BcP5E
youtube.com/watch?v=w4LnygjLhvc

really?
youtube.com/watch?v=uLSUQYzqXZ0

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Ok now that I’m looking at that chart I relalize that there is a lot of band there that are not heavy; Thought the chart had taken in count bands with both crazy vocals and heavy instruments.

Mullen's vocal style became the standard for brutal death metal, I don't think it really fits on the chart

yeah but not as much as the ep

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/madcunt/ rec is Dismember-Like An Everflowing Steam

youtube.com/watch?v=XmvPnOKL-Ok
You're talking about this one, I assume.
Also, fuck me, I can't think of any recs for the chart right now. The two albums I suggested in for the first chart did make it in though, so at least that's nice.

Fleurity is already in the mentalpatient section

>that image

Kek

...

Indeed, that user was (probably) asking for it though.

Yes, I listened to the entire album and the vocals sound shitty to me throughout the whole thing, I don't know if its just the album I listened to, but it goes from low, growly, croaky fry scream shit to practically burpcore, I don't hear any of these high-pitched mental-patient shrieks you speak of
I certainly will, thank you
Yea, grind is great, high pitched vocals are pretty good and low growls can be good too, its just that deep inhaling growling and croaking fry growling where I think it goes too far

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Looks like you've got a bad opinion there, would you like to trade it in for a better one?

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Help me here, what makes Prophecy of Doom /madcünt/core?

lol this exists

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Brujeria is based anti-white metal

That was what I was thinking of, just didn't spot it on the chart. Thanks, user

kill yourself, retarded wojakposter

Dios mio....

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brujeria is washed up garbage

>deep inhaling growling and croaking fry growling where I think it goes too far
Ulcerous Phlegm did this the best imo, but i agree it's pretty stupid overall, the same with pig squeals.
youtube.com/watch?v=RwNMnaCGckA
He sounds like a mad cultist, kinda like Nyarlathotep on vocals or something
youtube.com/watch?v=DP6SADzZ1ko

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stacy is cute

>turbo
absolutely based

What's a good place to keep track of when metal albums are releasing? I remember there was an album I was looking forward to dropping next week, but I forgot what it was. Not thinking of Deathspell or Mispyrming.

Just a reminder that they covered Macarena
youtube.com/watch?v=7twl-ZAFKUw

White-envy. Many such cases. Sad!

Check in with the autists on the metal archives discord server

i meant this
metalstorm.net/events/new_releases.php?upcoming=1

Oh no, I'm deeply sorry sir, is this better?

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Melodeath is unironically good. Just because it's more accessible than regular death metal doesn't mean it's bad you fucking hipsters.

based
cringed

now this is the shitposting I know and love

reminds me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=r9fjfbaFxBo

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Its good user, you can piss off now.

>White-envy. Many such cases. Sad!

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You're wasting your time. They are a lost cause.

I had no idea this happened, what the fuck

>Just because it's more accessible than regular death metal doesn't mean it's bad

Not it’s bad because it sounds like shit

Unironically /meal/ and normiebook. You can follow most bands you like on normiebook and you can also follow record labels and metal-related pages that post new/cool shit.

they were a weird band

These are the ones I've included so far. Thinking of adding a section for vocalists who are more weird than angry sounding (think Impetigo, Macabre)

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Woods of Infinity are the shitposters of bm

t. Mr. Re Meat

does goregrind really count though, since they all sound like coffee machines

Fucking bandcamp is your answer. Subscribe to your favorite artists and they will notify you when they release something new

rec me bdm albums where the snare goes ping pong ding ding ding at like 300 bpm and the vocals sound like a long perpetual burp
pls and thank you

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If you are talking about Intestinal Disgorge they definitely qualify. Peak mentalpatient vocals.
They also just qualified themselves for the chart. Woods of Infinity are some wacky lads

youtube.com/watch?v=thsCsS3HnuA

damn totally forgot about Bathtub Shitter, top mädcunt right there.

You haven’t added Cattle Decapitation. Change that

I know Dodsferd is already on the original one, but Wrath always provides great madcunt vocals, so how about his side-projects; Grab and Nadiwrath?
youtube.com/watch?v=qk_EzenwnYw
youtube.com/watch?v=M7dIZFqMf58
Also, pic related is in case anyone cares about what he's working on, since he made a recent update I guess

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if you do the weird vocalist section you could add Inquisition frogcore

OÖGH!
youtube.com/watch?v=GTE5OSboxj4

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THE CRACKS APPEAR
THE FRAME STARTS TO DISTORT
READY TO EXPLODE

JAWBREAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

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youtube.com/watch?v=nPEb0P-Z2Po

newstandardelite.bandcamp.com/album/nse-scaphism-4-way-split
youtube.com/watch?v=nk2VX_FWeQU
youtube.com/watch?v=tbiF6kyu5mk
youtube.com/watch?v=ibKjPJ70F7Y
Some favorites, the first one is one of the greatest pong-core releases of all time

unholy grave user
youtube.com/watch?v=1YBRrRFDOl8
you also picked the Impetigo album with the least mad vocals.

All these kinds of metal screams are why alot of people don't take metal vocals seriously, its ridiculous, and yea I strongly agree, Ulcerous Phlegm is great, I don't mind the vocals at all and it definitely works

Unholy Grave is on the original chart in the /mentalpatient/-tier

I've never considered Travis a madcunt but might just have overlooked him. Post a Cattle song with some real mad vox.

Unholy Grave is already on the original man.

>you also picked the Impetigo album with the least mad vocals.
Yeah sorry, I meant to pick Ultimo Mundo. Cannibale

YOUNG CHICKS

BIG TITS

GET A LOAD OF DICKS

YOUNG CHICKS

BIG TITS

SCANDINAVIAN

JAW BREAKER

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Make sure once all is said and done to separate /madcunt/ and /mentalpatient/

yo i have the scaphism spit on cd
truly a masterclass in pong worship. i treasure it
redpill is realising that bleeding has the best side of the split

also have u heard the newest baalsebub promo? their best shit imo i have that one too

Mortifera?
youtube.com/watch?v=9erbq49fEUQ
youtube.com/watch?v=3t61oToMa_U

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you can't have enough Unholy Grave lol
well in that case, what about Warsore or some of the crazier Gerogerogegege?

What constitute a madcunt, guys?

Anti Cimex is definite mädcunt material

well yeah it's supposed to be ridiculous, kinda like a cheesy italian action/horror movie from the 80's

Check the original chart. Its in this very thread

Not the user that posted them, but this is the part of their discography where dirty grind collides with Travis using 15 different vocal techniques, nothing but the high tunnel throat vocal is super mädcünt though i m o.
youtube.com/watch?v=A-j633i7JmA

youtube.com/watch?v=2_VmeWFnEaY
listen to this 60 seconds of madness and you will understand.

HOLY BOGOGOY HOLY BOGOGOY

is there a death doom chart

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I don't dig into broots as much as I admittedly should with how enjoyable pong-core is, the stuff I posted along with that Dissevered record is good stuff though.

Of coure. Again, I might even make a third tier for weird/unusual vocalists
My definitions are in the original chart. A madcünt simply is a really pissed of vocalist. Can be anything from Deathstrike to Pig Destroyer to Bathory. A Mentalpatent is someone who just screams like a fucking maniac in a high pitch Think Bethlehem, Anal Cunt, Silencer.

>madcunt user is making the madcunt chart
>mangafag is lyricposting
>I'm drinking the same dark beer
This is "nostalgia" for like a year ago or whatever, extremely comfy shit

also needs some Abigail (or Barbatos)
youtube.com/watch?v=jqbTuL1guQk

FORCED INTO YOUR MOY

what's some good metal for someone on enough opiates to kill a horse

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What is the most edgy Metal band name?

I'd definitely vouch for Psycroptic, the fucker goes through like 22 different vocal styles and it sounds like he hasn't mastered half of them, he goes outside of his range so often it almost has to go on the chart.
youtube.com/watch?v=1co81ZhjUUM
Also how the fuck is Vio-Lence on there yet?
youtube.com/watch?v=NBh8B2mcELU

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ECTER DOWN YER JECTER

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Weird/Unusual vocals is a great idea. I would include: Any Abbath era Immortal album
An Inquisition album
King Diamond

youtube.com/watch?v=yzWOY-Jvi7o
youtube.com/watch?v=THHITU2SWFU
some old perkelecore might fit too

THIS

I have no problem with adding the same vocalist a few times if it's a different project/the albums showcase different styles but I dodn't really think those albums counts as madcünt vocals.

WELCOME
TO MY CHURCH

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I think Exhorder should def be on there
Kyle Thomas sounds fucking pissed through the entire album
youtube.com/watch?v=RgLoFEU5mI8

urfaust too

>Of coure. Again, I might even make a third tier for weird/unusual vocalists
A while ago someone tried to make a "weird vocals" chart, but I don't think it was never completed. If I recall correctly, it had both madcunt and weird vocals

>weird vocals
Inquisition
Demilich

>I have no problem with adding the same vocalist a few times if it's a different project/the albums showcase different styles
Then I might wanna rec Death's Mutilation demo entirely for the first chorus during Mutilation, 9:16 in this link. It's fucking insane
youtube.com/watch?v=KZ20_uRS_eo

Urfaust is great idea.

well i bid you all farewell, going to bed.
let the mädcünts live on.
youtube.com/watch?v=OhYtrGY2nDc

Are there any bands that come close to sounding like Carnivore?
Never been able to find anything similar, especially the first album.
The second album is a bit easier cause it's a lot more crossover

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youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE

I think an album by Burmese should be on there, it would certainly fit, in my opinion
youtube.com/watch?v=9K0wIQkN8CY
youtube.com/watch?v=S_k-ZAECiLk

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He kinda sounds like a more controlled Phil Anselmo to me.
Fucking included
Which Urfaust album? Haven't checked them out
Thanks for reminding me, Carnivore definitelly belong
Neoanderthals is just standard death grunts though

The chart so far. I haven't put on all of the weird vocalists yet, thinking of making a straight up new chart for that, as apparently the idea was tried before.

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Aryan Satankampf

Empty Space Meditation for Urfuast

Jimmy from Speedboozer sounds like Lemmy but violently bitter and pissed

Who's the cutest person in metal?

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Based user
I think Volcanic Slut's Blasphemaster should be on there to for the retarded screams their vocalist does for the "chorus"
youtube.com/watch?v=mhqPVEJIwTc

neige

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Thanks for the rec user, this shit is great. Definitely belongs.

Hoe is kinda cute t bh

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Another album for the madcunt chart

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I tried to think of some angry shit:
youtube.com/watch?v=CYPM0k7Vaj8
youtube.com/watch?v=EYIshmi45gk
And some weird shit:
youtube.com/watch?v=4cbAbt5hHg0
youtube.com/watch?v=a8xCqBQhOTM (Lord Sabbathan's vocals are more of a pleb filter than "weird", but still)

Endon - Mama
youtube.com/watch?v=AhesQ88CXjQ

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>Doepfer-grind
Nice

Alpha as fuck

>Those sudden soprano voclas on the Askha Sva album
>Followed by those mentalpatient shrieks
Nice lol, that's going on the chart
>This is the same twink who recorded The Return
Amazing

youtube.com/watch?v=P2h6kjXZOsM&
I'm pretty sure this counts as both madcunt and weird desu
youtube.com/watch?v=nJ2dNpbtRSE
Check out this track from the album for example

>Swedish “men”

I'd count it as mentalpatient

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Most NOLA Sludge bands

Thanks for the suggestions lads, I'm going to bed. All the suggestions posted so far are taken into account and I'll continue the chart tomorrow.
If you have anything more to post please do so, I'll scan through the thread when it's archived.

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not an actual band

what's the metal equivalent of this?
youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwzRkjn86w

Some overrated hipster thrash that you can find in the avant-garde Black Death Metal section of metallum.

Saint Vitus

What are some good sites for quality bootlegs of old or unavailable band shirts. Specifically looking for Carnivore shirts. Or Bolt Thrower, but I know that's harder to find cause shit gets taken down a lot

what's the best myspace era cybergrind album
youtu.be/KCmjrhv3Gts

Posting again because I forgot to put the Botanist album in, went to the lake and it was magical to listen to that shit while drunk.

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> be 1992
> trve Norwegian bm is burning up this mug
> Darkthrone, Mayhem, Burzum, Morbid, ect.
> Then Enslaved and Emperor implement folk and symphonic
> tfw the meta changed and everyone had to up they game to compete with Enslaved and Emperor

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somebody show varg this pic

>tfw didn't invest in 1993 mtg cards

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>america
>"land of the free"
>card games have an age rating
HJAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHIAJAUBASUASUSOANSOADSHPAHHIAHHAHAHS LOL LOL LOL LOL

I go to Dollar Tree to buy jank packs, they are mixed with old cards and new, pulled some rad stuff in them.

Also for shitty metal compilations that have a mix of hair metal and butt-rock.

make your own
you can get a kit to do your own screen printing for a couple hundred bucks or if you talk to people already in the industry they're usually pretty cool about giving advice and will literally just give you their older screen printing equipment to get you started (they also generally have patrician taste in music and are in multiple bands in your local scene). if you made some quality Bolt Thrower bootleg shirts and sold them out the back of your car during a metal festival you could easily recuperate your initial investment, pay for your next design, and you can keep the best shirt for yourself.

I am a grad student and have a job
Not everyone has time to do it themselves

those are just a recommendation retard

>Metal isn't gay, they said

I'm sure he browses at least /pol/ so he probably has seen it.

so, what is Stockholm saying to the USA? I can't read bork

If some 4 year old BTBAM scrub comes to the draft and can't do basic trigonometry to count amass counters then he isn't old enough for this gig.

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WHO ARE YOUUU

According to google translate mata inte means "don't feed", maybe it's a refference to the simpsons

more Blackened-Glam shots

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>Jawbreaker
>Ed Edd n Eddy image
Based

best wel /metaal/

>be turd world dipshit
>be stupid enough to think that age ratings are legal standards

you live and breathe by the goodwill of the US taxpayer because your government and military are fucking pathetic and it's cheaper (at least for now) to deal with you losers than it would be to deal with Russians or Chinks turning your homeland into a giant plane of irradiated glass

you're welcome

You can almost hear the chins clapping.

you already posted you jew

so is Graveland still NS or..?

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HELL YEAH

I'M THE ONE THAT YOU WANTED

HELL YEAH

I'M THE SUPERBEAST

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VIOLAYTAH
DESECRAYTAH
TURN AROUND
AND MEET THE HAYTAH

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>bm album has synths
>GUYS LET'S CALL IT INDUSTRIAL BLACK METAL AHAHAH
Hate this shit.

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based

I'm torn, game recognizes game and he probably attracts a certain kind of pussy in droves with that get-up, but then the way he looks as if a fresh apple and a good fuck would kill him makes me cringe.

>game recognizes game

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isn't it obvious

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>A choral work by Iommi entitled "How Good It Is" – with lyrics inspired by Psalm 133 – received its debut performance at Birmingham Cathedral.

Just realized he looks like my bud's gf but like 10% more masculine

mata inte odjur, which means don't feed the beast(s)

Cringe
Tapping the Vein is better

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Based and Vein-pilled

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Post feet

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I..
I dont have pics of my friends girlfriends feet...
Sorry bro..

he cute

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we got some homosexuals in this thread

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aint nothing wrong with a little gay sex

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What's the best Voivod album?

they went industrial on their third album idiot

the purple one

Gaahl doesn't care about sex. He only accepts cold spiritual love.

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For Classic Era, Hatross and Rrröööaaarrr are my favorite, but most people say killing technology and nothingface. As a side note angel rat and the wake are both pretty great.

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Not that user, but catching the 1999 Matrix virus =/= being industrial.

look at those eyes...

taake a fat shit

new bred

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wew lad

He's seen some SATAN

fat ogre shit.. though it ain't ogre yet

Welcome to the genre
We all like dick here

I've always loved Voivod's first 2 better than anything else they've done. I love hatross and killing tech also but the first two fucking slay

pseud = males
tourist = females
trve = shemales

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>HJAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHIAJAUBASUASUSOANSOADSHPAHHIAHHAHAHS LOL LOL LOL LOL
are you choking on cards?

Nothingface is the best overall but you can't go wrong with any album up to Angel Rat.

what happens after angel rat?

and some twink ass as well

You're a fucking parasite

You looked at the photo, and were sexually aroused. You are gay, not Metal.

All the best Black Metal is, whether they are vocal about it or not.

Bow to the Master.