Let's describe an artist discography poorly and other anons try to guess eho is it

Tony Molina

>hey mommy could you please buy me that MCR shirt? I need it so bad
>hey mom my boyfriend and I gonna go to skate and Eat pizza at the Park, also i'm not going to college
>hey mom my bf and I broke up and i'm gonna start to going daily at the Church (Best album btw)
>hey guys what if we try to sound both like a commercial poppy band and also try to sound like Cocteau Twins?
>okay what If we sound like New wave now? Maybe hipsters Will like us now

Nah
Nah

>fuck authority
>we don't how to play our instruments
>bassist doesn't suck enough, let's replace him
>fuck it, we're breaking

>We recorded this whit a potato
>Tony Hawk Pro Skater OST
>The sound track of the early 00s
>same album again but unfunnier
>hey we are sad and depressed now
>hey kids remember us, right?
>fuck you Fantano, no one Will take us seriously ever again

Linken Park?

So obviously TVU.

That could be any punk band

No it's actually Interpol, unless you replied to the wrong comment.

Nope

>I'm gonna make genuinely good rock music on my own
>I'm gonna get praise for being indie
>I'm gonna get signed to a studio for no reason
>I'm gonna recreate my amazing debut without everything that made it great

>I love jesus christ and cum

>hey what if we sing about Electric ladies and try to sound like if Radiohead weren't so depressed
>oh look it worked, Make It sound way more electric
>Holy fuck we are now extremely popular look at us
>hehe maybe we are going down as one of the greatest bands ever
>okay maybe not
>yeah definitely we aren't
>well at least our fans Will like it
>...

LCD Soundsystem?

Not even close

>fookin 'ate my brotha pt. 1
>fookin 'ate my brotha pt. 2
>repeat until 2009

No

Coldplay or Muse

They didnt just make one album...

Blink 182?

>thinks that Sister Ray isn't the highlight of WL/WH

>Fucking amazing debut
>Goes in a different direction, arguably better than the first

>God awful compilation of unreleased tracks and live shit
>Slightly better compilation of singles and B sodes

>S Y N T H S
>no synths this is my real debut please forget the Last album this shit is real i swear
>hmm... Maybe i'm still not edgy enough
>okay i think i got it but it still doesn't so good
>one of the greatest industrial albums of all time
>hehe know you guys loved the latest album so i changed to electro
>same album again but not as pilitical
>Let's sing against Trump for 3 albums, i'm pretty sure my fanbase Will enjoy this
>okay guys i get it politics are irrelevant
>same album again but even more forgettable
>Trump is bad, so is this album

SHIT, i mean Bush during the 3 albums line
Yes

don't ever reply to my posts again

>Beautiful album made with a producer who really got his sound
>Difficult second album with a few good tracks but nowhere near the flow and finesse of the first
>Bawwww why aren't I famous fuck you I aint paying for shit, one take, guitar only, no overdubs REEEEE FUCK OFF PIANO
>Posthumous release of meh half finished songs that kind of proved his talent was short lived

Fooken choon m8

Nick Drake, and I strongly disagree with you on Bryter Layter.

>Release a debut that is similar in style to Led Zeppelin
>Make nerdy LotR and sci-fi topically based songs for first two albums
>Record company says sales are falling have to play it safe, band says fuck it and does the opposite of what they say, end up making an album hailed as a classic.
>Go on to release a number of classic and widely regarded as excellent albums
>Start to replace guitar parts with synth parts
>After synth-boi phase, start releasing guitar based music that wasn't as good as early stuff but still ok
>A bunch of average rock albums with a singer whose voice is still good but no longer what it was at his prime

Ministry
Rush?

Wolfmother

yup

>Shit
>Good
>Amazing
>Amazing
>Shit
>Shit
>Amazing
>Shit
>Amazing

youtube.com/watch?v=ZKDvJTxZDbA

>Release a debut album that was so influential it gave birth to an entire genre and a number of subgenres
>Release a number of other albums that build upon the original, improving it
>Albums start to worsen in quality due to frontman's addiction to the special white powder
>New singer, release two good albums with him
>A bunch of shitty-ok albums

>Album that sounds as if it would be better had the singer/songwriter just done all the guitar bass and synth parts himself
>Album that is better than the first because the singer/songwriter did all the guitar bass and synth parts himself
>Singer/songwriter gets up his own ass and proceeds to go full retard, over spends the production budget, falls out with record company and doesn't make another album until they pay him or apologise
>It's been nearly 30 years and the fourth album is still unreleased

>Producers fucked up this album
>My true debut, forget that last one. My Most famous song is on here too.
>Meh
>I'm from New York lol
>Magnum Opus
>Next Magnum Opus
>Overrated by fans, underrated by critics
>The best song on this album is so obvious
>I grew up in the 50's y'know
>Ray Charles is here
>Dude, history
>Sudden last album

>We were young and didn't know our sound
>Minimalist bleakness
>Minimalist depression
>Minimalist anger
>Psychedelic confusion
>One of the best British pop albums of the 80s
>Double album that sounds like compiled demos and would be B sides and the occasional top tier track
>One of the greatest albums ever made
>Lackluster follow-up
>The first bad album they made
>Kinda meh follow up to their best album
>Shit tier nonsense released during the loudness wars that's impossible to listen to
>One good song and 12 duds

>Excellent pop rock debut with a few classic hits
>More personal, raw but still melodic
>Formulaic power pop by the numbers
>Same but with louder guitars
>Radio sell out
>Goofy laid back record
>Radio sell out x100
>Mediocre
>back to the roots somewhat, decent but not spectacular
>hey maybe they're actually getting good again
>lol nvm fuck u
>literal meme
>forgettable

Weezer

obviously weezer

>Recorded on a 4 track tape while I was bored with my day job
>Oh hey, you guys want to fund my album? Wow you mean I get 200 bucks to record it with?!
>Oh wow, you guys want to fund ANOTHER album?! This time I get 1000 bucks?!
>So the last album made a mint, can I record professionally now? Yes?! Fantastic!
>Hey I know you guys supported me since day 1, but I'm going to sign to this major label and throw money at my music now, so long suckers!
>Bawww I'm burnt out let me out of my contract or I'll kill myself! Oh you did let me out? Well my depression is too much I'll kill myself anyway, have these 400+ tapes of demos and the 5 songs we finished, make an album I don't care

beep beep bop
boop bop beep
b-b-b-beep b-b-bop
dream pop

>good
>ok
>great
>very good
>good
>shit
>great
>ok
>below average
>average
>shit
>shit
>shit
>shit

Paramore

The Cure

Robert & The Smiths

Sweet Trip?

Great debut that is still amazing to this day

Meh second album

Highlight of every members career

I'm pretty sure this was finished without any of the band members present, sounds crap

Got it

yup

>legendary debut
>follow up lives up to hype, more soft songs
>bloated egomaniacal cocaine induced mess
>fucking around with second rate beatles esque psychedelia
>boring generic garbage
>the definition of meh
>decent attempt at the beatles style psych-ish thing again

NIN starting with The Slip / Ghosts I-IV

Car Seat Headrest

Oasis

Taylor Swift

Dead Kennedys

Sum 41

Yes

Ministry (or as I call them Cringistry)

>We wear underwear but in the wrong place
>did we even have a first 3 albums
>dude heroin oh shit lmao
>Lets record a kino album in a haunted mansion or some shit
> oh shit heroin again dude lmao
>7 Years of STDs
> THE 31ST STATE
>8 years of relative stability, give or take the odd 'sleeping with my bandmates sister'
>THE 31ST STATE AGAIN
>Dude heroi- oh no he's just bored
>hire a new twink guitarist
>2 love-hate (although largely irrelevant) albums

oh and,

>we wuz pharoahs n shiet

slipknot

Someone guess it

King crimson?

>rock
>rock
>psych rock
>rock
>rock
>rock
>rock
>rock
>pop, oh shit we're pretty famous now
>pop, oh shit we're huge now
>weird pop
>pop
>pop
>pop but now we suck
>pop, break up shortly after
>reunion album

Fleetwood mac?

ping flod :D

>slow drugged out sleazy lo fi rock
>jangle pop with warbling guitars
>similar but with synths thrown in
>synths take over
>stripped down and more acoustic
>bare bones and minimal to the point of boredom

yup

>pretty straightforward
>let's flesh things out
>let's get experimental
>we broke up, but now we're back and more accessible than ever
>accessible
>now we're adding electronics
>we fucking suck now
>more suck
>meh
>break up
>we're back and actually pretty good now
>but now we're just okay
>meh
>meh
>meh
>meh
>meh

nope

Metallica

Avenged Sevenfold

still nope

RHCP

Black Sabbath

Metallica?

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RHCP

no

>we're evil and spooky
>even if you actually hate us and only know only one or two of our songs it's probably from this one
>we got the formula figured out and throw in a few weird songs
>more of the same
>whoa. we're peaking now. famous guy guest appearance
>ok now we kinda lost our way and our songs are now way long and overproduced
>we're still kinda lost and now also getting boring too
>now we're accessible again and have hooks and stuff and even throw in some jazzy shit and let the drummer sing one
>oh fuck our singer quit but we have a real singer now and a consistent album from start to finish for once
>ok. let's do that again. but do we have any good songs left?
>ok. well here's an idea. fuck it. let's just do a live album of us playing at our worst. everyone else is doing it - right?
>oh fuck. that singer left too. but wait. now we have an even better singer. we just don't have any good songs though
>ok. now we have another new singer but not as good or interesting than any others and same for our songs
>ok we're still doing this. we're still around. yet another new singer. anybody still listening? we have a few ok songs actually
>we're still relevant. no really
>ok. maybe people will listen again if we do a concept album
>ok we got one of our previous singers back. can we restore the magic? we're gonna try at least
>ok. so that didn't work out. let's keep trying with the singer we were going with before the previous album
>nobody really cares but we're still putting this out
>ok. now we got our original singer back so it's a reunion. but now we're all burnt out and definitely lost the magic but folks will still see us live at least

c
Nah

>im scary lol
>im scary lol
>really good but tourist
>beeb boob

>DONT WATCH PORN

vagr vikris :D

sabbath

Radiohead. they don't have anything amazing though

>One of best albums of the decade that would go on to inspire future albums of the genre
>We were busy doing drugs and fucking and now the entire genre has moved on without us

Guns n Roses

Nah, the artist I'm talking about only made two albums.

Interpol, not a doubt in my mind. Pauls voice on Marauder .... dear god....

Yeah... His voice is even worse in live shows now.

american football?

Simon & Garfunkel

Nah
Yep

Bump

Elliott Smith

>spoopy metal, Type O Negative with shittier lyrics
>80s glam rock with shitty lyrics for horny girls
>poppy production, weak ass songwriting, completely forgettable album
>hey we figured our sound out and now the lyrics are decent
>lets just sell out and sound like every other mid 00s band to reach our peak popularity
>back to metal and guitar oriented stuff
>DUDE OVERPRODUCED EMO LMAO
>rawer sounding album 'cause we don't know what to do anymore and we'll break up in a few years

13th Floor Elevators?

yeah I know. it was too easy

Easy one

>rawr xd
>fans can't agree if this is our best album
>or this one
>we prog now, also no low end
>sellout but good
>more sellout part a
>more sellout part b
>CLANKCLANKCLANK
>back to basics?
>back to basics

MBV?

Metallica?

yea

>me and my new york hipster friends are HUGE fans of Suicide, Talking Heads and entry level krautrock!
>me and my new york hipster friends are HUGE fans of Suicide, Talking Heads and entry level krautrock!
>me and my new york hipster friends are HUGE fans of Suicide, Talking Heads and entry level krautrock!
>me and my new york hipster friends are HUGE fans of Suicide, Talking Heads and entry level krautrock!

>Dubliners
>Portrait of the artist as a young man
>Ulysses
>Finnegans Wake

>No one knows this exists but it's one of my best albums.
>My life's a mess
>My life's a mess but with guitars
>Hey everything's slightly better but things still suck.
>I'm destroying myself with this lifestyle
>I'm going to try and sell out but not try very hard.
>I've gone completely insane.
>I finally got around to selling out.
>I guess I'll try making metal.
>I figured out how to sell out without compromising my artistic sensibilities.
>Wait maybe I haven't
>I fucked up somewhere.
>I really fucked up.
>I kinda got it back this time. Fuck Pitchfork
>A lot of actually famous people like me.
>Jazz
>Weirder Jazz
>My life's a mess, my friends are all dead, I'm really fucking tired, but at least it's almost as good as my first three records.
>(EP) I'm not sure what's going on anymore

No, it was U2

>cant tune his guitar fo decades

I've only heard whichever album they forced onto everyones iphone and it was shit

Corporate lullabies for boomers

what the hell is this

Danzig

Yeah they suck after 2000

mac demarco?

LCD Soundsystem

LCD Soundsystem?

>Let's make an americana band
>Oh wait this is more interesting, new debut
>Less pissed, more drunk
>Clean up and get noticed, this is our last debut I swear
>PRODUCTION
>Dial back that production
>BEEP BOOP
>My wife!

>Two guys sitting in a bedroom with a tape recorder
>Same as the last with way more drugs
>Somehow was a commercial record
>A turn towards more traditional rock
>Yee haw
>Their best album
>Fuck you I'm counting it
>Pretty bland, but catchy, pop rock
>Darker, more progressive sound
>Compilation of rarities rerecorded
>Last and worst album

ween? I was JUST about to make one for them

>let's do some post-punk revival, where pretty much every song is built around a vi-V-IV chord progression, and it's overproduced and blissful
>let's do it again with shittier lyrics, dumber ballads, and more overproduction. But it'll end up being decent.
>fuck it let's make club music for people who don't go to clubs
>why does everyone name their forth album 4? aww hell why not
>there may or may not be more releases after this one; not even the band is sure at this point.

>dude bad brains
>dude white castle
>excellent sampling, one of the greatest albums in its genre
>a little more experimental than the last album, also jazz
>dude punk
>great blend of their genres, also has one of their most popular songs
>opening track is the only notable one
>jazz
>one last job

Joanna

brockhampton

>AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH (part 2)
>David Icke was right
>soft rock dronefest (literally)
>look, I invented djent 30 years too early
>free jazz is cool
>curco's favorite
>AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF
>the kids really like this "Talking Heads" stuff eh, let's do another
>down's syndrome
>it's the 90s, let's get heavy
>let's get weird
>we tool now

>Fantastic debut album really sets the bar high
>Another great album with slightly worse recording quality and a terrible album cover
>Still going in the right direction, spawning our biggest single to date
>BOOM! Biggest album of our career, music still great
>Good album, no complaints
>Mama mia surely this music can't stay great forever?
>You're right it can't, here's some disco with some good tracks thrown in
>Well at least the first half was good but the passion is gone
>"Hey The Wall did well, lets try a concept al-COMMERCIAL FAILURE (but fuck u i like it)
>Pretty good attempt at picking up the pieces
>Hey we like money, but people are forgetting about us, lets change our look and sound, below average album loved by loads
>Let's be Bon Jovi part 1 bad album
>Let's be Bon Jovi part 2 bad album
>Let's be Bon Jovi part 3 bad album, ok single
>Let's be Bon Jovi part 4 bad album
>Hey grunge is a thing, lets get a little edgy to stay relevent and write a great album for a change
>People barely even know this album exists, meh album
>We returned the classic look but not the classic song quality, welp time for a farewell tour
>Jk we're back with the classic sound with quality lacking but better than last album
>Even better than the last album, time to do a final farewell tour

neil young?

DNA?

>breaks through as a great, experimental young group
>politically/socially progressive and loud about it
>really interactive with fans
>oops we've been pedophiles and hid it the whole time, we're sorry that tumblr found out
>off the map since

Joy Division

nope

billy joel

hints: far from Yea Forumscore, singer looks like a girl

KISS?

>good debut
>GOAT
>great album and commercial success
>drummer left, album is good though
>bassist left, album is ok
>where do i get this?
>drummer is back, album is meh
>hey it's just me now. this isn't bad
>ummm
>yeah i know. but we needed to make an album for our reunion

>oi m8
>oi m8 part 2
>HOMMED
>grease
>radio friendly commercial success
>zzzzzzzz

Yeah

Arctic Monkeys?

yeah

>I should be dead lol
>I'm awesome
>You guys will eat this shit up
>MOM MADE ME SAD
>i'm an asshole, make my album for me fuckers
>We ALWAYS were friends!
>We're the Nigger Crew coming 4 you
>I'M BLACK, BITCH!!!!
>Jesus is cool, but naming my album is hard
>I luv you, I HATE YOU,i'm awesum, I SUCK FUCK YOU'RE HOT
>Rock is my favourite genre what're you guys even SAYING
>this shit's never coming out
this is weezer without a doubt

lil wayne?

>Defining album and English as hell

>Radiohead
>Radiohead, but poppier and with more pianos
>more pop, more pianos
>add an orchestra, it's now completely radio-friendly
>the beginning of the end, it's all radio-bait
>ambient radio-bait
>Epic Monkey Dance Video!!!

Coldplay?

coldplay

>a 42 minute long single
>yep, we're British
>yep, we're on MTV
>haha fuck you
>add a piano to that last one
>we don't like Bush
>okay we're mostly normal again
>haha fuck you
>classical music

>why did you buy this
>why did you buy this
>I'm making pop now :)
>make it a little bit weirder ;)
>okay it's just electronic now
>I ascend this mortal plane
>I ascend this mortal plane, but only using my voice
>haha what the fuck am I even doing
>I attempt to forget that last one with more abstract electronic stuff
>I do that again, but start to ascend again
>I do that again, but now I'm boring
correct

>OI MATE GARAGE ROCK YEH: the EP
>OI MATE GARAGE ROCK YEH: the LP
>let's take that one spoken-word song from the first album and make it a full album
>hmm, let's try being more psych
>yeah that worked, let's make it more poppy now
>okay now let's try being fuzzy psych and also good
>get it guys? because it's 4 songs that are all the same length?
>let's be The Beatles
>HOLY SHIT AAAAAA
>haha funny guitar
>let's do spoken-word again but with some Lovecraft vibes and also make our best album
>y'know that Mac DeMarco guy? let's try that but jazzier
>woah...
>let's combine all the stuff we've made from the year that didn't make it onto an album into one album and call it not a B-sides record
>god i fucking hate plastic

King Gizzard

>in which we try to be the Beatles for eight albums
>in which we make a neo-psych masterpiece of lyrical dissonance, glam, and lesbianism
>in which we try to do that again but fail for nine albums

uh the flaming lips

you know it

no but someone should do that

Sex Pistols

The Homosexuals

>tryhard depression nihilist core on every album

Yep

Nope. For the artist I'm reffering to, a lot of fans hate their second and last album.

Nah. Didn't think it'd be this hard.

Sex pistols

Kanye?

>one of the most acclaimed albums of the decade. defined an entire genre or maybe two.
>hey, remeber us? yeah we're dads now lmao
>like, we're really dads

American Football?

Vampire Weekend

foo fighters?

> even though were in highschool lets make a band and an album with a cover in it
>old drummer left, new drummer is better
>holy shit were famous
>its like our last one but not as good
>what if we did the third one with songs in genres like ska and a song with death screaming
>desu forgot we even made this one
>holy shit were famous again
>what if we did the last album again but not as good
>this was a mistake
>this was a mistake part 2
>this was a mistake part 3
>stop calling us pop punk

Smashing Pumpkins

Sounds like Green Day

yeah, did mistakes 1-3 give it away

>super raw and high-pitched
>more mature but still raw and high-pitched
>more atmospheric and light and some ambient
>all the way atmospheric and a lot of ambient
>medieval ambient shit
>forest ambient shit
>the return of the guitars
>artistic compositions
>reworks of old tracks
>guys I'm a cool Viking
>now I'm a prophet
>I

since it's usually really easy to guess this band, I'm putting it on hard mode
>is this loss
>lesbian bdsm
>yep
>we live in a society
>the graveyard is my natural habitat, also this is our best album
>zettai ryouiki on a fancy chair
>we're Buddhists now
>green people
>look at that smile! it's so pure! and he's at a birthday party! so happy!
>we ate at this restaurant and thought it was pretty cool
>mouth fetish, also this is our worst album

>influential and stuff
>literally just the last album again, it's honestly kinda baffling how much ground they blatantly retreaded
>let's do something more similar to our peers
>atmospheres 'n' shit
>we really like modern classical and improvs
>we REALLY like improvs
>hard rocking
>it's nearly africa
>it's nearly africa II: worse
>it's nearly africa III: there's some experimentation in this one that most people seem to hate but I think it's pretty good and it works really well live but also still worse
>let's get heavy
>let's get heavy II: we're literally just a live band now
>let's get heavy III: we like NIN and we're good again

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>I hate school
>I hate school and my dad
>I hate everything
>My dad died, I'm not in school and I only hate some things, like white people now

Nirvana

got two that are similar discographies

1
>dude let’s make good pop rock album and then disband, have our shit blow up, then disband for no reason

2
>let me just make this solo album real quick and after my supermassive single i will disappear back to play for a no name band

got two that are similar discographies

1
>dude let’s make good pop rock album have our lead single blow up the fuck up and then disband

2
>i’m just make this solo album real quick and after my supermassively successful single i will disappear back to play for a no name band

>Joy Division, but happier
>same thing
>add a little bit of funk
>make it REALLY funky, and now the lyrics are just the lead having a mental breakdown into a microphone
>make it a little bit poppier
>oh no we went too far, now it's radio bait
>radio bait
>radio bait

For sure

King Crimson?

Talking Heads?

yes

yep

>abrassive but melodic
>mostly just abrrasive
>just a bunch of live recordings of discarded material
>very melodic and noisy. inaudible vocals and screaming
>catchy guitar tunes
>sentimental and out of tune
>Frantic and loud. More electronic than previous records
>We tried to make pop music
>idk alien radio or something
>bunch of short bright poppy songs
> ambient album sans one singer

>We want to be shoegaze
>Dude Rolling Stones/the Byrds LMAO
>ditto
>why the fuck can't I find a god damn drummer
>more psych wanking 16 more times

Animal Collective?

AnCo

Ride?

The Brian Jonestown Massacre

HIM

yeah

>humanity is doomed let's jack off
>now we're aliens in a closet
>maybe we can invade the charts
>nah fuck that let's get groovy
>fuck you we're fascist clowns
>oh shit look at all this coke
>where am i
>are we still cool
>we're your weird uncles now

>Rawr
>Breeeeees & breakdowns
>Electronics and chugging
>Electronics, synths, and some breakdowns + better lyrics
>Oi we're on a major label now here's more electronics & shit with a few breakdowns here and there
>Oi I wanna sing now and start sounding like Linkin Park, also more synths & we have a new backup vocalist
>I'm so RAAAAAANDOM

yeah

winrar

>campy ska new wave
>just new wave
>new wave with an alternative twist
>oh shit we're really famous now
>it's the 90s dude
>*listens to mbv once*
>more alternative stuff k bye

hint: not anglos

bmth?

>lol fuck pop music lets make pop music
>lol fuck the pop music we made lets make fun of people who are proud of our achievements now
>no one listened to this
>we dont hate pop as much as we did but thats mainly because we want this album to actually sell copies

>fuck RHCP
>unintelligible trumpet screaming
>fuck RHCP

>notice me senpai
>sellout album
>lofi compilation tape where the best songs are covers
>trying to be “artistic”
>live album but the best songs are still covers

Describing a specific stretch of albums
>instrumental white noise
>industrial but based
>industrial but cringe
>nihilist emo pop
>oh god oh fuck im gonna die

>most popular album
>let's try that again since it was a success
>nah fuck that actually
>not even sure what genre this is at this point
>ehh let's say... "experimental rock"?
>this should really be the name for the next album
>second most popular
>those talking heads sure are a good band

can't be arsed to do the rest

I'm a teenager
I'm so crazy
Weak storyline
I'm crazy again
Gay and soft
Even gayer

>my rhymes
>My humour
>My mom, my terrible love life
>My fame
>My hits
>My addiction
>My recovery
>My sequel
>My features
>My anger

Varg

mr bungle

First couple albums rock, with brilliant music videos constantly playing on MTV and VH1.

Lead singer goes to Harvard and learns music theory. He will spend eight albums trying to recover, and, after rejecting everything fans loved about the first two albums, eventually lapses into resigned memery.

Suicide Boys

yep

>I'm gonna start a my own Depeche Mode
>How about I make a Ministry album this time, huh
>Pushing my sound further, anger intensified
>I'm gonna do it as I go into a more experimental direction on this
>I'm really gonna do it, acoustically
>I didn't do it, but some things still suck. Well, here is my most rock centric album ever, also, pianos.
>Okay, fuck that rock shit, I'll just beat the shit out of my laptop and produce bunch of glitch noise.
>I'm gonna make bunch of instrumental tracks
>I'm going to my garage.
>If drum machines were living beings you bet your ass I'd be FUCKING them right about now
>Time to pick up the gatars again.
>Atmospheric anxiety
>Literally fuck you, I'll do whatever I want.

Tront?

yes

>All right lads, let's have a post punk albun with bunch of Industrial Rock influences
>Let's do that again but darker
>How about we mellow out a bit? Let's put more influences into our sound
>Let's go more into that Gothic Rock
>Let's add a new wave influence, wow, our biggest album
>Let's keep it going, how about to throw in synthpop influence?
>Let's go new wave and synth pop now
>Well, shit, that, didn't work, let's get angrier than ever.
>Fuck it, let's go full blown Industrial Metal up in this bitch
>Keep the anger, little kinder than before, Post Punk influences appear again
>Let's go all out, let's blow our copy cats out of the fucking water
>You know what? That just wasn't heavy enough, that was far too clean, let's make this sound dirty and make the angrier, loudest album on our backlog
>Let's have it a little punkier now again
>Varied album, loud and noisy yet not that aggressive
>Let's so that same thing

Yeah

absolute retard

>First album is their 2nd best one
>Second Album is critically acclaimed and loved by both Yea Forums and reddit
>Third album is their 3rd best and deals with themes of environmentalism
>4th was made on an iPad
>5th is a hit or miss album
>6th sucks ass

NPC "opinion"

>An album that defined social movements across borders
>Foreshadowibg of their future stuff
>Their most based album
>a masterpiece
>a failed masterpiece that still had their beat songs
>a masterpiece
>some cool cover art
>the last real album

Stone roses

Crimson

>generic early 60s blues cover album
>same as above
>same as above but we wrote a hit song
>suddenly, weird instruments and we write our own music now
>full blown baroque pop
>listens to Sgt Pepper once
>dude blues lmao
>[shot of helicopter flying over Vietnamese jungle]
>we lost the talented guy so here's some straightforward hard rock
>obligatory double album
>3000x albums of boring dadrock no one listens to

Bork?

>debut everyone knows exists but hardly anyone bothers to listen to
>magnum opus, very controversial
>more commercial but still pretty good
>artistic peak, good balance between artistry and musical quality
>EXTREMELY edgy
>depressing and still really edgy, but not as good
>mostly just depressing, but it's an improvement I guess
>i can't tell any of these songs apart
>apparently we're doing edgy blues rock now, it's actually pretty good
>similar to the previous, but not as good

THE USA IS THE CENTER OF JERUSALEM

yep

king crimbo

Grips

>we really like Paradise Lost
>we still really like Paradise Lost
>okay, let's make this shit a smidge Cocteau Twins-ier and what the fuck, we blew the fuck up overseas overnight
>riding off that wave of popularity, we discovered that we like nu-metal so...
>we've never been more popular so fuck it, let's make a radio friendly rock album!
>...alright, that didn't work so well so backpedaling a bit to the bread and butter it is
>half our band members are getting tired of this shit so we're gonna shit out one more as a group before they're out
>we're reinventing ourselves as this weird gothic djent thing and it's our biggest hit in years

>fuck lyrics
>fuck the gov
>fuck the system
>the world is going to end
>you gonna die
>your children gonna die
>a las barricadas
>minimalism
>orgasmic climax

Radiohead?

Nope

indeed
what is this, sounds intiguing?

I doubt anyone's gonna guess it so fuck it, it's Lacuna Coil.

I like this sound. Evanescence-esque

Evanescence taking off had something to do with it. The Comalies era is kinda interesting in that it predates Fallen by a year but took off a year after that at Ozzfest so they ended up doing an album tour for a then 2 year old album.

MGMT

Probably the Strokes
Though If I'm right I'd say give Room on fire another listen. It was meh to me at first as well but it grew on me after a few more listens

Car seat headrest

Tyler, the creator

Gorillaz

Can't be, 5th and 6th are bass ackwards.

>nobody cares
>nobody cares
>nobody cares
>we have 2 guitarists and still no one cares
>we have 2 guitarists and still no one cares
>OH WE MADE IT
>underrated followup to their most famous album
>underrated followup to the followup
>their best album
>change in direction that isn't bad but was hated at the time, maybe heroin isn't good for you
>continuing change in direction that's also hated even though it isn't bad, most underrated album overall
>trying out trad metal

That's it

>bubblegum goth synthpop pt 1
>bubblegum goth synthpop pt 2: the one everyone likes edition
>bubblegum goth synthpop pt 3: our actual best album edition
>bubblegum goth synthpop pt 4: perfect pop album edition
>bubblegum goth synthpop pt 5: darker and hazier edition
>bubblegum goth synthpop pt 6: let's throw everything we've ever done together edition
>bubblegum goth synthpop pt 7: pt 6 redux edition?

>we want to be rush and 80s metal!
>we have an actual good singer and are on mtv/getting famous
>7 strings and keyboardist leaves
>replacement keyboardist wears boas on stage and band makes poppier music to appeal their label
>replacement keyboardist leaves and we make our best album and ambitious concept record
>double record! The second disk is one song!!!
>we like metal
>we like prog and pink floyd a LOT. Also MORE EPICS!
>not terrible but not great
>weird songs about rich italians showing their houses to band members and losing family
>drummer and huge songwriter left, lets test the water with this album our fans will love
>basically the same thing as last record, except we feel more comfortable with the new drummer
>AWFUL CONCEPT ALBUM
>good return to form, apparently the album cover wasnt actually drawn by the artist

>it’s all shit
>ooh wait Brian Eno is involved, I’m paying attention now
>more shit
>hyped up shit, not a big loss for music

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>hey americans we can rock n roll too
>you saw us on tv right? pretty cool
>we also like mellow folk stuff too but still like to rock brother
>we still love rock and roll also we made a movie
>we made another movie but with better rock and roll songs
>ever try weed before?
>who put acid in my drink
>lets just too more acid and buy the most expensive shit ever and tell the world to suck it
>lets eat even more acid I don’t care fuck it lets make another movie
>we kinda hate each other but lets just write our best songs and throw it onto an album with no concept or them fuck it
>we kinda made a cartoon with our own soundtrack kind of
>okay lets cross the street one more time maybe we’ll get the right album cover for once
>fuck you, also fuck our producer, also I don’t care fuck up the album and release it we’re not even a band anymore

>hey, let's try heroine
>holy shit commercial success sounds nice
>hey, let's try heroine

Read it in a dumb liverpool accent from the start

Eminem?

>we're a death metal band who hates death metal
>we're a black metal band who hates death metal
>we're a black metal band
>how low in the mix do you like your drums?
>how high in the mix do you like your vocals?
>death metal with a gay voice
>we're a black metal band who's bored of black metal
>hey we're gonna try making good bm again
>that didn't work, we're still bored of black metal
>why are we still making music
>yawn
>you kids like crust punk?
>we're a black metal band who larps as an old school heavy metal band
>get off my lawn
>dang kids
>remember motorhead and kreator?
>we're a black metal band again but we're still bored of black metal

yes

>Edgy Shit
>Edgy Shit 2 (not to be confused with Edgy Shit Remixed)
>Bush is a cunt and I’m horny and sad
>we’re all gonna die in a nuclear holocaust
>Edgy Shit 3: The Bleepening
>Edgy Shi- wait they’re actually really mad this time
>I am extremely depressed please help

>DUDE POP PUNK LMAO
>OK guys please take us more seriously now
>We dead serious now
>Now we REALLY dead serious now
>We dead

Linkin Park?

Slint

Darkthrone?

>I'm gay: the weird prequel where I rant about random shit in a high pitched voice
>I'm gay: the interquel where I go beep boop
>I'm gay
>I'm gay part 2: I'm Christian
>I'm gay part 3: high school musical
>I'm gay part 3.5: b-sides
>I'm gay: interquel where I write a minimalist symphony
>I'm gay part 4: twenty minute guitar solos
>I'm gay part 5: electric boogaloo
>I'm gay part 6: I'm sad
>I'm gay part 7: homosexuality IN SPACE!!!!
>I'm gay part 6.5: I know this is an album late, but have some b-sides

bjork

Death Grips?

suf

arthur russell

>what the fuck am i doing
>ok, that was alright, might as well sell it
>lol idgaf write it yourself
>fuck you guys, im going solo
>HOLY SHIT IM POPULAR
>tour time
>wait the album cover is awful
>so what if it's black people music?
>mmmmmm cocaine
>let's experiment
>same thing
>lets experiment more
>that was a good decade
>i-it's just a one off for money guys dont worry
>oh god oh fuck
>OH GOD OH FUCK
>back on track
>hey there, industrial kids
>hey there, dnb kids
>hehe they'll never figure the album cover out
>hey there, alternative kids
>well i guess this is goodbye
>no wait, this is goodbye

>We're here to play music and maybe record while we're at it. Also I'm a virgin.
>Hi we're ba- where is everyone?
>Making rock music with a computer is ok right?

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weezer

>this is an EP... i think?
>GAH FUCK MY EARS BUT THIS IS REALLY GOOD
>everyone likes this one
>spooky! scary! zoinks!
>man fuck record labels bro
>yeah just keep screaming it sounds great
>zzzzzzzzz
>let's try being "normal" for once?
>zzzzzzzzz again
>yeah that "normal" album was fun, let's push the boundaries a little bit more though
>beep bop AAAAA
>a stew of fucking everything we don't know what's going on here i think there's some ARG to this? who knows

yes
no

death grips easy

>self-titled EP
>the stupidly popular EP
>b-sides EP
>the other stupidly popular EP
>several versions of weed song
>the EP nobody cared about, even the fans
>his first and only LP, the only release that's actually good in its own right
>Sicko Mode

it can't be Death Grips, since NOTM, they're best album, would never be put under zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Has to be sufjan

retard

hahahaha

aerosmith?

I think NOTM is "keep screaming, it sounds great" and "zzzzzzzz" is Fashion Week, paired with "zzzzzzzz" again on Interview

it's really funny that i was able to figure that this is radiohead at all. Disagree on the shit being called on Amnesiac and HttT. Those would be good and amazing.

okay, that makes sense, but I was assuming "fuck record labels" was NLDW instead of GP

correct
nice trying to force your opinions like that but correct

>cold
>prince dance
>more prog
>even more prog

bowie

see , I think you mixed up NLDW and GP

>FUCK
>masterpiece
>masterpiece x2, I want her to sit on my face
>FUCK

Grimes?

no, and it's a completely different genre

Brand New?

correct

Nah

Finally someone got it.

Rolling Stones

Ye

beastie boys

>I go clubbing a lot
>wait, where’d I put my wallet
>my beautiful dark twisted fantasy
>ok, I’m done the drugs now
>trying to recapture the first album but the fire isn’t there anymore

Tyler, the Creator

Bowie

too easy

Eminem except last two should be:

>cringe
>cringe

Kendrick?

>okay you're southern gangsta pimps and holy fuck this is actually 10/10
>okay now you're aliens and holy fuck this is 10/10 too
>okay now youre genies or some shit and holy shit this is fucking 11/10 what in the fuck how
>dear fuking lord how did you make FOUR straight perfect albums in a row
>this is definitely the worst so far but theres still some bangers including the best pop soing of all time even though you cunts arent pop stars
>wtf is this im not even counting this soundtrack bs

Obvious one right here
>Hey lads, what if we played Venom covers but faster?
>The most evil caveman riffs ever recorded
>A bunch of faggots form the neighboring country are gonna make stacks on these riffs
>Hey, vikings are pretty cool
>Hey, vikings are REALLY cool
>HEILL ODINN SAELL ODINN
>Never mind vikings are gay, we thrash now
>What if we did the last album again but it sucked?
>M A N O W A R
>T H R A S H V I K I N G S
>Apex viking 1
>Apex viking 2

nope

definitely Outkast

Bathory?

Outkast indeed

yeah that's bathory for sure

>lets make a hip hop album
>shit nobodys listening to it add more synthesizers and bongos
>fuck uhh add 808s instead
>fuck everything make a trap album, the vocalists needs some rest from being the face of the band too
>oh shit we mainstream now. lets break up lel
>jk heres a double album
>fuck i forgot to release the second half
>hey guys this is great and all, but i went to the junk store and found a few cool 90s synthesizers. lets make another album with this stuff, first lets get chinese
>hey man this heroin stuff is great

>Glam
>Glam
>Glam?
>Glam...
>Holy shit wtf, where did that come from
>A mix of the previous album and some crossover thrash
>dude the pentatonic scale lmao
>angst to the max
>a half-assed attempt at our fifth and seventh

deaf grapes

Oasis

yes
steroids is so fucking good

>lolrandom onomatopoeia
>death grips
nice

>game music
>gAme Music
>gaAAA MMMMMMMM
>GÆMMẼ MÜxxxxxxxxxxx
>aaAAHAahahaAH A S C E N S I O N
>n o s t a l g i a
>SEAPUNK SEAPUNK SEAPU
>4 hours of ambeint
>SAD SAD SAD SAD SA
>ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME ANI
>everything's fine :)
>hello yEs I'm a SExxXXY cyBOrB LADY, nO i'm Not glitChed why dO u assSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKK
>EMOJIS AND UNDERAGE SEXXXXXXXXXX
>the genre is so dead but we're still making music for some reason

finally someone got it, it was easy as hell too lmao

I really want to know what this artist/band is lol

One for Soft Machine?