Why cant i get any matches on tinder i dont fucking get it

why cant i get any matches on tinder i dont fucking get it
i even bought tinder plus and swipe right in everyone but nobody will match me
pic related, its my profile

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help

Joe Rogan tho
>tfw powerful alpha DMT MMA pilled

LMAO BET NONE OF YOU CAN GUESS WHAT I DO IN THE I N D U S T R Y
>resells autographs

panic emoji tho

parasitic relationships tho

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How do you go to concert for living, I wanna live like that

you look dirty and repulsive also you look poor

Is it true you can't ask for autographs in Austin without Kingpin Ricky's permission?

to add to this all the people you have pictures with look like subhuman rapists

Tim Hiedecker is huge prick tho

you talkin shit about Joe Rogan?

isn't this manlet 5'3 how can op claim 6'1 then

Get rid of the not looking for anything serious line and replace it with something interesting.

You know bio doesn't even matter right

Seriously dont say that. It should be unsaid its a given

Go to concerts, pretend to be a fan, ask for autographs, then resell them on ebay.

Before you do this, make sure to know this is a highly prized rare honorable position in the industry. Some make it but most fail. Not everyone is born to be a Ricky.

google says he's 5'7 so he's probably about 5'5

Sup virgins, Ricky here, currently in line for Lil Pump to get that autograph, gonna sell it for a fat profit. Stay jelly

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Lmfao, I already tried for lil pump today. Didn't sign shit. And lil skie had a manlet bodyguard.

How do you even proof that the autograph is real?

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>blurs himself out of the autograph proof
>posts his tinder profile and screencapped DM's on Yea Forums
makes you wonder

Having this photo you can sell literally hundreds of fake autographs.

>Tinder
What the fuck is wrong with you assholes? Get this shit off the fucking music board. Reported!