Eurovision thread #2

Only Iceland should win

this is okay

>mfw
Can australians go anywhere without shitposting?

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Literally a puppet show.

Poledancing taken to it's logical conclusion

that looks like fun

they better

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aussies are winning this

>another chad
Amazing

And here comes the biggest piece of garbage yet

Why didn't Poland think of this before?

is this how aussies get away from spiders?

This.

Spiders can't be escaped, just avoided temporarily

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This is pretty funky. But that might just be me linking the Spanish language with vacation.

MAD MAX IN SPACE IS BEST ONE SO FAR

What is this an Ikea advert?

It's not good, but I don't hate it. Good work spain

No, this is when they forget their ground harness at home

Forgive us for sending a numale that refuses to use non-neutral pronouns on national tv

how

Ba dum tsss.

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For me, it’s still SAY NA NA NA

Will be voting for Norway

Dubs decide who i'll vote

SMR, NOR, ISL, AZE, AUS

NA NA NA
A

N
A

N
A

Spain

slovakia

Netherland

iceland
>iceland
iceland
>iceland
iceland
>iceland

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Oof, I live in the netherlands. Try something else.

Italy

Is it just me or are they taking a lot less time to get through this?

san marino

Spain again

SAN MARINO
NA NA NA

Italy

a winrar is you

Fuck, VPN or Norway

I fucking hated that one, but you win. I'll vote it.

sweden
yes

You get 20 votes each, I expect you to vote it 20 times

Cyprus is a good milf

You're just getting older

But the voting sequence has been streamlined a lot since a few years ago where it took a geological age narrated by Ben stein to get through

Iceland

God we deserve nul point

You're taking this fucking thing to Ljubljana

Icelend

iceland is based

1. Norway
2. Iceland
3. Slovenia

This shit better not get stolen again from us.

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Iceland should win, definitely the most interesting

Voted for Slovenia, Israel, Norway (twice), Estonia and Spain

r8 my taste

wrong

why can't americans watch this?
fuck europe
inb4 vpn

>app just prompts u to text them for money
these fucking kikes deserve to get gassed

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shit/10

>Elder god tier
Australia
>God tier
Slovenia, iceland, norway
>Top tier
Germany, denmark, san marino, cyprus, azerbajan, italy
>Ok tier
Everything else
>Garbage tier
Czech, malta, greece, UK, france

cyprus only one close to being catchy
pleb and actually-votes-pilled

Voted for Belarus

Your opinion doesn't mean shit unless you dial that number baggots

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Correct

Just saw some previews because no way I'm gonna listen to 26 trash songs but HOLY FUCK why are France and Iceland so degenerate?

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Slovenia
Serbia
San Marino
Norway

Iceland is just too fucking gay

France wants to win, Iceland are taking the piss

>Conchita

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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>voting
lmaoing @ you, it's rigged user

>Germany
common man, just because you want to fuck that blonde doesnt make it top tier

I can't believe they invited Mr. Slave from South Park

Oz Greece iceland

I've never watched one of these all the way through before are they always this gay?

Kek

>feel free to take your shirt off

wtf Israel

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they have just been stupid for the most part, but since a few years it has become more and more gay virtuesignaling

Yup, at least for the last decade

No. But muh progression.

Norway
Australia
Iceland
San marino
Cypress for sheer THOT power

wait, have we even had any terrible sketch comedy???

sometimes worse

the entire show?

No up until this year it has been wholesome family entertainment. Fucking jews man

Zool?

time for meme pop awwwwwww wyiiiiiis

gay :-(

>Imagine to perform second place song
LMAO

str8 white man BTFO again

DERKAAAAA

God no

EINZ ZWEI TREI TANZEN

Holy shit im getting a boner lads

kill me

Is that elton john?!

Remove Germany and it’s pretty accurate

yeah I'm thinking Crimea's Ukrainian

Are you proud of your country's song and performance?

this is the best part of the show desu

>singing stupid goy

fucking maximum kek

no, UK sucked

Sms 07 to 9090

San Marino 2020

I like his voice better than nettas

After watching this I love Israel

Palestinians are assholes

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britain's performance in this competition is terrible and will always be terrible

Im not your toy you stupid Goy.

yea it wasnt bad, thank god we didnt pass the semifinals so we arent associated with this shitshow

Leave it to Israel to set a new tranny record

This is the gayest thing that's ever been shown on tv holy fuck

Song from 19 fucking 79 sounds more comfy and fun than all the other songs combined

I feel sympathy for:

Israel moustache man, imagine having to perform knowing that it's impossible to win again
Icelandic degenerates, because we all love this shit deep inside
Spanish merry twink because he prevented me from killing myself after listening to Australia

youtube.com/watch?v=LCw9FDD-Q3k
this was peak

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Why is keemstar gay

till next year

SMS 07 to 9090.

For SERHAT!

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San marino because my boy is turkish. But what the fuck is going on with the jews. They literally poured billions into this

>40% drag queens

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how do i vote for that interval act

Even by Eurovision standards that was turbo-homo

UK was fucking dreadful in all fairness, bland song and no personality

i hate trannies and faggots so much

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cyprus is growing on me

>Literally giving money to jews

Israel? So this is where our taxes go...

Hoping for Germany to be dead last again. My country has bad artists.

can I vote for Eleni

it gets worse every year

so vote for blr

based iceland
literally being degenerates on stage

We fucking suck

>still no online-voting

Nah, England was even worse than us.

How does UK manage to have the worst fucking acts every single year

Cringe

Russia would win everytime

all men are cringe

ICELAND
CYPRUS
SPAIN

LETS GO

To me spains perfomance was souless as fuck but i can't understand why ir might seem new or unique for foreigners

We usually aim to send something bad, but not so bad that we get 0 points because of the backlash when that happened last time.

I'm worried we went too far this time because that was a pathetic display

>sweden's entry is a bunch of african-americans

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MY HUSBAND

>>advertising your trash
Fuck this hag

>giving money to jews

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Whoa how did they pull Madonna out her grave

Why is Madonna here?

Why is Madonna wearing an eye patch?

NORWAY YOU GOT MY VOTE

last 3 spots are gonna be germany spain uk

Almost thought she s gonna say FREE PALESTINE

Trolls by DreamWorks Pictures

>conchita
>my husband
How much did they paid to get madonna? Jews will pull every string to get what they want.

why is madonna dressed like a korean MMO character?

france should be last tbqh

She's so drunk it's fucking adorable

Is she drunk?

Fuck off Madonna

imagine actually spending more than a minute on this hyper-commercialized, vastly overproduced, vacuous attempt at creating a european "togetherness" feeling. Absolute fucking trash. These absolute jokes of "musicians" don't even come close to deserving a light show that good to liven up their snoozefests.

we have no idea how to use a gimmick to win like literally everyone else

you'd think our lack of gimmickery would focus our efforts on writing a good song, but that never ends up being true

I mean Waterloo is there and stuff

That bald norwegian dude chanting in dragon tongue was cool as fuck

her eye rotted away allready

>Everyone singing in English
>You can't even tell which country is a singer from unless you have the flag on screen
>"Diversity is good"

Seething.

Belarus was a cute tho, nice tune

Pissed af

According to Dutch channel 1 million

Wtf is this

its fucking sweden, da fuck do you expect?

Isn't she some kind of Kabbalah fag? I bet they managed to haggle out a discount.

Thought that was gonna be Immigrant Song

>has bank acc
you already did it

i know so many good german artists but we always send in pure garbage from casting shows

Interval really doesn't need to be this long, just do the Madonna shit and let me go to bed

what the FUCK did i just tune into

And also 16

it's exactly what I expected, that's why it was so funny.

>Giant star of david appears

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Most of them refuse to go to this shitshow.

I mean they ARE Jews, of course they're going to bring out Madonna into this. The more degeneracy the better

what the hell is happening, why are they talking to this black yank

Its (((ISRAEL))) wtf did you expect, goyim?

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how did they get 2 chainz to show up?

Who's the American?

>Migos wearing nukratos armor

>mumble mumble i went to the holy land mumble

wat

Because Eurovision is trash

Fucking Israel, always getting the Americans involved.

Get on with it!
Now it's just embarrassing

JEWISH SORCERY

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NOW we're talking

How much is Roger Waters REEEing at this Eurovision?

HOW DID YOU DO THIS

Its Israel wtf did you expect? you know they love to use their fucking puppet whenever they can.

By saying it.
I mean Waterloo is the best Eurovision song. Period.

based fat chick

At least her dancers eqre hot

Why

Disagree

youtube.com/watch?v=LP3oaHt2aNA

>world's greatest mentalist

2 chords into the next track and can't stand it. I'm off playing more Mordhau, this shit is fucking degenerate

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He really hates Israel.

PLEASE MAKE THAT COW STOP SINGING!
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Focus on the backing dancers, htey hot

Doubt

>implying

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NA NA NA NA NA (San Marino, plis)

Vote for the country least likely to afford hosting the Ceremony and bearly have a venue for it

If a winner can't host, the UK or Germany hosts.

Dancers
Are
kikes

KIKES
KIKES

do euros find this funny?

Italy?

This bit in particular? No.

Eurovision generally? Yes

Based black cowboys

All songs are trash this year. like every other since the early 2000s except 2017, that song was pure gold among the usual shit

youtube.com/watch?v=ymFVfzu-2mw

these threads were the best part of it
>thanks brothers

yes?

i do enjoy an miserable trashfire occasionally

UK reporting in, confirmed

yeah, so bad it's good kinda thing

I think Eurovision is a heap of trash, but it does have its moments

The UK's song is so generic holy fuck

can't tell if italy's act is some moroccan refugee or a southern wop.

Yeah it was pathetic, we won't even get our usual pity points from Malta

It's fun in trashy way

SMR, NOR, ISL, AZE, AUS

deb8 me

youtube.com/watch?v=10XR67NQcAc

Best eurovision song reporting in

Vote for Australia, just for shits and giggles

Unironically best song

if aus win it's still held in Europe, just hosted by an ozzie delegation

Has she sobered up

this is by far the best eurovision in years, i cant recall laughing nearly as much watching it

>See BDSM-Techno Hatepiece in fascist style on ESC
>Come here to check opinions
>Most people doing normie things rating pop pieces

What has become of Yea Forums D:

>actually goes hard

Nah!, she's prob. drunk af.

Why is she wearing an eyepatch?

The song is used to message the Hamas for when to attack Israel I guaranteed it

Madonna has been performing concerts whilst drunk and high as fuck for decades, she'll be fine

We halo now

half wop, half Egyptian sandnigger

nice! a masonna gig! finally a breath of fresh air

Da fuck Europe.
That's a dick move.

For her fee she should have covered Eurovision songs

it's not going fine

she's hitting notes like a drunk amerimutt at a range day

punished

Did madonna sell her eye to the devil to prolong her fake youth even more? Does she even have a remeflection anymore?

Funny thing is that the Icelandic group are super leftist antifa types.

Rumored they were gonna bring a Palestine flag on stage

Because Jean-Paul Gaultier.

Because lurkers love it.

Fuck everyone else. HATRED WILL PREVAIL

It's Eurovision, as if anyone cares.

Madonna is singing Like A Prayer

she can barely hold a note, poor drunkie.

>actually can't sing

ah! yeah! I forgot that detail, she's been preforming high and drunk for years.

Call me an asshole but she sounds out of tune, doesn't she?

my top 5
>norway
>azerbaijan
>slovenia
>malta
>denmark

Hmm
That's an interesting set you've got there, a Church-like set, without a single cross to be seen..

It hurts my ears how she can't hit the notes.

she just wants to fit in

we need to send Capital Bra brudi, berlin lebt

Kekkkk what is this

She's old.

Paul McCartney recently did a tour in Japan and he sounded like shit too.

It's nothing to do with her drug and alcohol habits, she just can't hit the notes like she used to.

She is the revived corpse of Moshe Dayan

At least she stopped singing for a bit.

LMAO what a shit show

Why is Slipknot on stage?

HUNCHO

Has madonna been sober for a single day in the last forty years?

IF they would have done that I would have voted for them unironically.

>cant sing
>just autotune the shit out of her
brilliant

What kind of cyberpunk dystopia is this?
Nice trumpets, though

The bald dude from norway and the australian lady on a stick should team up.

Wow this is awful

Ayo Quavo in the house

she's just singing out of tune because she's tripping on goofballs. 60 isn't that old to be falling apart on-stage.

Only now when she is horribly auto-tuned, can I finally enjoy the music, at least she reaches the right notes.

>mumble rap on eurovision stage

Please cancel america

I wish it was but its just a 50 something year old woman trying to be "edgy"

Trumpets are fucking nice, remove madonna and quavo and it's good

I usually condemn all terrorist organisations. But where is Hamas?

Nobody going to mention all the dancers wearing gas masks on this show. In Israel.

60

>they are so naive, they think we don't know of their crimes
is madonna talking about israel rn?

Is Quavo wearing Tupac outfit?

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FREE PALESTINE
>FREE PALESTINE
FREE PALESTINE
>FREE PALESTINE
FREE PALESTINE
>FREE PALESTINE
FREE PALESTINE
>FREE PALESTINE
FREE PALESTINE
>FREE PALESTINE
FREE PALESTINE
>FREE PALESTINE

Europeans are the last remaining donors to Hamas and Gaza, firing now, and risking killing a tourist will end this support.

i hope they're dead

FREE PALESTINE
>FREE PALESTINE
FREE PALESTINE
>FREE PALESTINE
FREE PALESTINE

Ha ha no מפגר

Jan Smit is mad

based Madonna dabbing on Shlomo

Oh I wonder

>iceland here

i think it's cool, I think the song is pretty good. you can not even imagine how hard icelandic shops have been using the whole Hatari bdsm stuff to promote the contest. Like mascots of shopping chains with the drummers mask and all that

Dutch host Jan Smit roasted Madonna. Saying she got paid a million shekels and playbacked the two songs, and for that she should be ashamed of herself.

God damn.

who would you guys vote to? do you even give a shit? for me maybe iceland~

which one Yea Forums

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Yes gal gadot!

Well, do you rememebr that time the UK had rappers on stage at Eurovision? 'cause if you don't I can bring it back to ya

youtube.com/watch?v=58S5HVBDXbo
she's 60! damn!
She's a "Jew" she wouldn't do that.

Slovenia is love

>Gal Gadot

Inevitable but disappointing

Wait, they aren't just trolls?

I guess the far left employs trolls too? The trolling was to my taste anyway, so I'm confused now.

>>wonderwoman
Wtf

san marino, just because they send a drunk oncle from a family-party

I cracked in the last few seconds and actually voted (Norway and Spain, one each). I tried last year because I really loved two of last year's songs (Estonia's opera song and Hungary's nu-metal song) and it didn't work. I've been seething all year since then.

Israel, not only did our song suck, but the show was cringy as hell.
The only redeeming quality was the small dance clips showcasing the various cool locations in Israel

fuck isreal

Voted for Iceland but San Marino is worth because memes

Bar, I saw her butthole

God why is she so beautiful?
I mean I would totally save her on the day of the rope.

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Have you seen what Madonna does with crosses

>tf boomer family members and friends making jokes about how ridiculous everyone looks and saying the trannys are handicaps

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Good votes, user

Lucy, obviously. Cuter, more natural. Liked the her dress from earlier that evening (or rather what it did to her tits) better though.

Same thing here, thats what makes it fun

?
avarage

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I remember back when you could get the Ceefax subtitles on the BBC, I put them on once, probably around 2003, and I laughed my ass off when all the songs had their lyrics in the subtitles until one just said, "(HE RAPS IN LITHUANIAN)" for about two straight minutes.

>3 minutes

yes, thats all it takes for missiles from Iran to hit Tel-aviv

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story?

serbia wins hands down most based voice

Like who even are these countries
Azerbaijan? Lol that's where Disney's Aladdin was set

Thefappening?

literally only reason that makes it worth watching
>France going full retard
>stepdad jokes about tranny performer
>Fat dancer gets on stage
>he just fucking looses his shit and starts laughing

If this is average than I love average.

first post best post

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Fappening

North Macedonia should have given 12 points to Greece and announced their name as "South Macedonia!"

Mahmood as fuck

weird

Apperently the Sandingger is going to win.

Also, why do they have to do the whole french thing? didn't we beat up France in two world wars just no NOT learn french?

Cringe

emma wortelboer fake kuthoer

ICELAND
ICELAND
ICELAND

Based

literally everyone on this thread is normie and needs to be banned

Wait I'm confused
Is this not the public vote?
Does that all come in one big fuck off lump later on?

tfw no love for Slovenia

>dutch dabbing on madonna
BASED

IN PERIFERIA

Israeli production team has kept a pretty tight hand on all the acts this year, probably to guarantee nothing like that happens.

>0 points

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Get out weirdo

did the usa win again

Englande

Nil Poi

SPAIN HAS 0 POINTS
>SPAIN HAS 0 POINTS
SPAIN HAS 0 POINTS
>SPAIN HAS 0 POINTS
SPAIN HAS 0 POINTS
>SPAIN HAS 0 POINTS
SPAIN HAS 0 POINTS
>SPAIN HAS 0 POINTS
SPAIN HAS 0 POINTS
>SPAIN HAS 0 POINTS

yes

>nul point

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>0 points for israel

oh no no no nooo

>Is this not the public vote?
This is the public vote m8

OY VEY!!!!! OY VEYYYY!!!!

SPAIN 0 POINTS FUCK
>ICELAND 11 POINTS AAAAGGHHH
SAN MARINO 1 POINT

the lovely horse gambit

>isralel = 0 points
joob is gasd

>spain has a literal lizardwoman
would you?

please please please can someone explain to me eurovision and how do you get points

blacks are gonna win fuck

>not nul point

LOVE YOU NORWAY

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it's not twitch chat you fucking idiot

transition
sing out of tune
???
points

>EQUALITY.

>equality shirt
;)

WHY THE FUCK IS ITALY GETTING SO MANY POINTS AAAAHHHH

Boy oh boy!!

No points for Germany Israel and Spain.

Adios amigos.
its over

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EQUALITY.

germany has zero point why

Sweden can fuck right off
NORWAY needs more pointz

Their song was good; it's just that there were about ten identical rousing power ballads that were all equally good. I liked this year's Israeli entry more than last year's, but why vote for it when you've also got Serbia and North Macedonia?

>EQUALITY

>transition
undergo or cause to undergo a process or period of transition

id like to bona her seras

Sandniggers m8, sandniggers

Because of the holocaust

Macedonia is going to win because of feminist lyrics. Calling it now

it's TV you just need the look

Nice underboob cleavage from Italy.

Let the greatest ever hosts explain it to you: youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tgnx6jTQ

If you want to know how the voting works, you vote via telephone and a couple of other ways, but because all the ex-communist countries just vote for each other, they had to introduce juries that didn't do that.

1 point for San Marino. WHAT A FUCKING SCAM

Then why does Israel have zero?

nah!, I hope not

so, this is all a holohoax joke then?

Israel is still 0
damn we did suck didn't we

what was north macedonia agenda?

I want my 15p refund. Fucking joke!

>German 0
>Israel 0
>Spain 0

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Finally, a man of quality in this fucking thread.

really?
all this is because of bock voting?

So they have a new thing to be eternally arseblasted about.

Toplel

HOW DOES SHE DO DIS
MACEDONIA HOW

>i'd prefer if you don't speak the truth

kek

did you miss the performance?

They had to change their name last year so people vote for them as a consolation prize?

Winner

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where is north macedonia

>Ireland
>no points for UK

well fuck you too

the jew is on the rise

Muh feminism

>give points to UK, Germany, Spain and Israel

Belarus what the fuck

jooooooooooos got 12 points

get the paras warmed up

BELARUS NO

Subverting expectations

pitty points

in greece

Belarus a cute
A CUTE!

why is sweden black and not blond blue eyes

Based Belarus

The fuck is romania lady wearing

nah...prolly africa

why are you a disappointment to your parents

Pretty much. People used to boo during the voting every time Sweden voted for Norway and Norway voted for Sweden and Yugoslavian countries all bummed each other even if they shitty songs. Now the public vote is only worth 50%, and the rest is from the professional juries of each country.

I remember that Romanian girl who just announced the results; she was excellent: youtube.com/watch?v=ZSHc7iDuBCQ

>North Macedonia

Sidn't see that shit coming

because it's sweden

nice green screen faggots

He's from demographic majority

ho-how is he flying?!

hahaha...i hate them too

82% of Sweden's population is black bro wtf

WE'RE GOING BACK TO SWEDEN BOIS AND GOYIMS.

ALSO, DA FUCK CYPRUS!!, THE FUCK?

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wew lads

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damn some fat tits on that macedonian singer

wait greece get 2 vote...thats not fair

and yet Cyprus pulled out a classic.
thanks Cyprus.

Remember that these are just the jury votes.

The public votes get added later so nobody actually knows who will win

kekkered

north macedonia and greece are the same

N. Macedonia is a total milf

damn sweden black girls are thiccccccc

the cringe is just hilarious

The video link to Australia should be upside down for le bants.

Based

Was that black guy speaking australian???

Noice

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is everyone in the world gay...i feel like im being left out again

Okay what the fuck Australia

Da fuck was spoken by that nigger? can someone explain it to me? it sounded like ooga booga

that left guy is fed up and just subtly shitting on the whole event

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germany remembers

5 POINTS FOR SAN MARINO. RUSSIA UNDERSTANDS

>Belgium have already voted for Holland

twas aboriginal retard what the fuck would you expect from australia

FUCK Macedonia, FUCK The Netherlands and FUCK ITALY

I wanna fuck italian ladies

Abbo?, wait those drunks have a language?

>belgium
>10 points to Iceland
>12 points to Italy
??? How does this fucking follow?!?

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>Spain bottom
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ŠTA TO RADIŠ DRAGANČE

what do you win...other than Aids

They have several.
youtube.com/watch?v=CG-CNqOhO2c

Salty Shiptar lmao

cringreece

this is so staged...block countries only vote for each other

Ewww, no

>Greece gave 12 points to Cyprus

wow

greece and metal??

literally the oposite of what you said retard

>Cyprus gave them 12pts.

Imagine my shock

>what is Septicflesh

You get to be really smug towards Bulgarians and Croatians and other people who really love Eurovision.

the leftist political agenda gushing from this entire shitshow is just disgusting. They're not genuine, they just say what they've collectively decided should be said, for moral points

black sweden gonna win

Thank god for Spain

retard

oh right, thank you

Do Sweden win this contest every two years?

He's an American, I think.

also, is that Tormmund?

here we go, public votes incoming, san marino got this

>frogs refusing to speak English

Typical

>israel only ahead of spain because of a troll vote
kek

They not only have good songs that lots of countries really like (just look up Max Martin, who has written basically every pop hit of the past 20 years), but they also have neighbours who always vote for them. I never like Sweden's Eurovision songs, but if they win it then Petra Mede will probably host it next year and she is a goddess.

#diversityisourstrength

good evening everyone, we have an announcement to make: STOP BULLYING

Petra Mede is a q.t

They need another World war, maybe they'll stop being assholes afterwards.

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More like Jewish Howard Stern

oh wait

YES I forgot about Petra. COME ON SWEDEN

JODUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

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>UK
>Israel
>Spain

Based bottom 3

he gave us a middle finger

The official language of this stupid contest is french, sac à merde. Same thing as for the Olympics.

nah

She also hosted the entire show herself in 2013, with top comedy bants the whole way through, and even did her own half-time interval. She should really just present it every year, in my opinion.

la suede, nil points

I forgot the link: youtube.com/watch?v=29tZAqJKtxs

Congratulations America, you just won Eurovision

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how did u do this

BASED PUBLIC

65

why does the world hate germany and the uk

Will the UK performer binge eat some more after tonight?

AHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHHA

LMAO 0 POINTS TO GERMANY FUCK

Top kek germany

lmao the votes dont match up at all
fuck the jury votes

l'allemande, nil points

Zero points ahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAA

I love that half time Interval.

THE JEWS FINALLY GET THEIR REVENGE

ok wtf

Norway proves that the juries are all fuckign horse shit

Suddenly, Norway.

I'm german and I'm afraid

BAHAHAAA GERMANY

lol?!

LMAO this is so fucking retarded

this...let the black swede win

Hate us cos they ain't us

Oh shit they did it

success breeds jealousy.

Lmao them edgy Icelanders

BASED

FUCKING NORWAY!!! Well deserved

THEY FUCKING DID IT

Fuck niggers

ICELAND HAHAHAHAHAAAA
HOLY SHIT

BASED NORWAY AND ICELAND

ISRAEL RECOVERY STATUS NEVER

Madlads

BASED ICELAND

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russia computer bots are work again

Still lost, though.

R U S S I A
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>7 points

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SHEKELBERG ON SUICIDE WATCH

>Iceland pulls put palestine banners
IDF surrounding the building as we speak

topkek, the look on their faces

Good job Iceland.
Tonight you get a seat at the big boys table.

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>465 points for an arab rapper
My sides.

Suddenly, IT'S A-ME, MARIO

watch north macedonia get 10 points

As long as North Macedonia doesn't win it's good.

This is tense as shit.

Americans voted for the clapping song

NORTH MACEDONIA FUCKING BTFO

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fuck this racist vote

You have a nigger on the other side

Anybody has Iceland screencap?

Also my favorite song for the postironic edgy title and industrial sound.

Who will make the webm for the iceland Palestinian flag and reaction?

>93
LOL

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I want Stefan Raab back.

Sweden, no!

Lol his face at the announcement

GEKOLONISEERD

YES NO LICENSE MONEY TO HOSTING

BLACKS BTFO

this is problematic

mommy lost :(

lmao the nigger lost

Jesus dont give a nigger first place

We're going back to Sweden.
PETRA BABY HERE WE GO!

>Swedes
YOU'RE JUST A SHIT-TASTING TURNIP
YOU'RE JUST A SHIT-TASTING TURNIP
SHIT-TASTING TUUUURRRRRNIP

MONKEYS BTFO AGAN LMAO

GET FUCKED SWEDKEKS

>just 93
SHUT IT DOWN

HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND

VOOR WILLEM

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fucking btfo. the fucking face on the dumb overly confident swede.

Fucking rigged.

THANK YOU
BASED NETHERLANDS!

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Vi ses ett annat år Petra Mede, jag ser fram mot det..

i am glad "we" didn't win
fuck niggers

Maybe the UK's Michael Rice would have got more votes if he hadn't eaten all the voters.

Witnessed

>70%of the nigger and tranny votes are from the jury
Very subtle

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Based

>drum roll build up
>sweden 93 points

would you fuck netta? there's a video of her being fucked

HE'S DONE IT

NEDERLAND DE BESTE GODVERDOMME

\nope

Fucking based

Why doesn't Duncan Lawrence have a Dutch name?

hell no

His real name is Donnie Laurens but he changed it for international appeal.

This guy's so milquetoast and forgettable I can't even remember his song. Horseshit song

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>would you fuck netta?
Stupid question. No. I don't think anyone would. Not only because she looks the way she looks, but also because her cackling when she climaxed would be an instant turnoff.

Thank you Weedlands

He does. His own name just sucks

he was literally outshone by the lightbulb dandling in front of his piano

My dick is too small to pleasure fat women. I know this from experience ;_;
She might be fun to be friends with, but probably not.

at least he's cute I guess

>yfw top 5 are white people

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it's the only song that's halfway genuine. Luckily the public aren't a bunch of retards like they seem to think they are

>zoveel zout

iceland should have won

Have Iceland been waterboarded by Mossad yet?

Well, at least he's a better singer than that Madonna chick. (The U.S. didn't even make it to the score board, did they?)

What did they mean by that?

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True that

It's fine, escaping from tyranny is in our blood.

VIVA HOLLANDIA NIGGERS

/pol/bants aside, Israel did put on a fantastic show tonight. Clearly, controlling the media has its uses sometimes.

american here, when is the next one of these things?

they want british palestine back
maybe having international political relevance again will make uk send better songs

Seething has begun

A year from now numb nuts when do you think?

He's perfectly in the middle for both public and jury.
One of those times where being non-offensive mediocrity pays off.

>Nigger didnt win
What seething can there be?

could have been every couple years or something like that
calm down

Fuck

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It's every May. Next year's might not be as good, because a crazy meme song won it last year so there were a few crazy meme songs this year. But since a whiny ballad won, there might be more whiny ballads next year.

Can you get Petra Mede a Dutch passport for next year?

How did people from your country vote? Poland gave 12 points to Iceland

>han ville att negern skulle vinna

Based talentless Anglo shitters gave 12 points to glorious Norway