Cringe Revival Edition
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Give me some new creative cringe edits
Cringe Revival Edition
Previous:FAQ: pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
Give me some new creative cringe edits
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What do we think of punk-Venom?
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MORE crigne edits pls
Is there a better tourist filter than Ildjarn?
Come My Fanatics vs Dopethrone.
Which one is the supeorior?
Need goth gf
his manifesto is kino as well
OPINIONS??
dissappointing considering how long they had to make it. it has some moments but meh. besides you can now clearly hear how tills voice is going/gone
Is Alice in Chains considered metal?
THERE IS LOVE
Posting this tribalistic-proto-folk-blackmetal-bagpipe masterpiece.
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I like both but nothing can top Funeralopolis so my answer is DUDETHRONE
CMF is more consistent
Dopethrone has better songs
Gotta say at first I didn’t like this but now I’m really enjoying it.
THRASH FOR MAD FUCKERSSSS
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PUPPE best song
Based and boomer-pilled. Shame the rest of the album sucks
Its trap you jew
We all do senpai
being a pioneer of a genre doesn’t mean they’re the best
This is true, hence why Metallica sucks and never made a good album after KeA
Thought on Eternal Elysium, nipponese StonerRock'n'Doom band?
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good luck finding a gf in a /metal/ thread
>new window screen is off by about an inch
>need to screw the screen in to keep it secure
metal for this feel?
I'm sure there's plenty of cute girls(male) here
Is this stealth Metal+2hu thread?
This. They infest every corner of the website, so they probably post here, too.
Touhou metal covers are unironically kino
any weeaboo metal?
Hope I dont get b& for this pic.
It has happened few times.
>tfw no Uma Thurman goth gf to do coke with while listening to some psyc metal
I’m a huge supporter of the two atomic bombs desu
In case you have not already you should listen this one
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god i hope
...
all trannies need to die
I DRINK 'TILL I FUCKING GO DOWN!!!!
based
new one I just made coming through
Is there something wrong with me if I love Raining Blood, but dislike the rest of the album? I thought South of Heaven was great, though.
Am I just a pleb?
Fucking based user, I love it
If Epidemic doesn't make you headbang, something must be wrong with you indeed.
your taste is fucked. first two slayer albums are the best
how do you make these cringe edits?
angel of death is obviously the best song though
show no mercy is their best
Just Paint, what the fuck user
Hell Awaits and Haunting The Chapel are objectively the best. Show No Mercy is a very close second though, so I don't entirely blame you for saying it's the best.
South of Heaven is so tired sounding and lame. I get that they were trying to do something different instead of repeat Reign in Blood, but it doesn't even have Slayer's alltime best brooding midpaced track. (Postmortem is on RiB!)
wew lad. thanks.
metal blade era Slayer is great and anyone ignoring the early stuff is doing it wrong, but I hope you're not dismissing reign in blood, because that's would be historical revisionism. getting rid of all that "atmospheric" reverb made them sound crushing and created an atmosphere that's purely from the music, and Araya sounds like he's on crack on that album.
A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE OF PAIN
Reign in Blood is good because it was influential for death metal.
Words can't describe the hate I feel for the repentless album
Making a Cringe Bloody Cringe edit seems like a good idea until you realize that none of the letters that make up "cringe" are in the original title
>Araya sounds like he's on crack on that album.
given the timeframe it's incredibly likely they were all doing cocaine
That's pretty impressive
Good effort but crinoi bloody crinoi
Aw c'mon it aint that bad, better than Diabolus so it's not their worst.
Requesting "from based to cringe"
WAITING TO FIND YOU
based request and dubs
Thanks cringeanon. I was in the process of making one myself but that's way better than what I would have done
Honestly one of the best cringe-edits I've seen
Requesting cringe edits of:
Mayhem's Chimera "Cringmera"
Immortal's Pure Holocaust "Pure Holocringe"
Samael's Blood Ritual "Cringe Ritual"
Burzum's Hvis Lyset Tar Oss "Hvis Cringe Tar Oss"
BLASPHEMY
ETERNAL BLASPHEMY
TASTE THE BLOOD
TASTE THE BLOOD OF CHRIST
post your motherfucking weeks already
I was making it but yours is much better to be honest
very disappointing
With Rammstein albums the least you can expect is good... well, not good, but at least interesting lyricism/themes, but even that is nowhere to be found here. They're either treading old ground (eg: Zeig Dich being a lesser Hallelujah) or just... not very interesting
And musically it's lacking as well. Deutschland, Auslander and maybe Zeig Dich are the only tracks I can see myself coming back to
where does this cringe meme come from?
get on my level /meal/
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I went to a fast food place and as I was entering, some metalheads(?) were leaving. I didn't pay much attention to them, but I caught a glimpse of the "battle jacket" a fat chick was wearing. The thing is; there were no band patches, one of her patches said "normal people scare me" and I'm not fucking kidding. Why though? Did it become trendy to imitate shitty metalhead fashion? "Metalhead fashion" is literally just a band T-shirt and maybe a battle jacket. So why buy a total imitation? This is some next level poseur shit
The Nespithe cringe image, then pic related and then it escalated
Onmyouza
Dragon Guardian
Iron Attack
DenKare
Letharia
世の漆黒
Jormungand
Resonecia
To become a metal weeb you must first swallow the power pill.
melodeath sucks
how do I make these cringe edits using paint?
What part is it you don't get, user?
This one fucking guy. Every thread, trying to get people to listen to his LARP fag shit.
/r/ing a "doomed dark cringe" edit
>women likes metal
>it's always black
every fucking time...but why?
>zoomers don't know what photoshop is
they're fakes seeking male approval and black metal is currently trendy
I'm trying to use the select tool to cut the letters. It ain't working that well, though.
Don't be so judgemental user, I'm just a lazy cunt
It takes about 5 minutes of cutting and pasting, you could have done it yourself by now
Black metal is a very accessible genre of music once you learn to digest the vocals. And of course aesthetically it’s very edgy so a lot of tumblr sluts will like that
here ya go
I really don't get what part is difficult.
Probably yeah. But I wouldn't have done such a good job as this based user did Thanks for enabling shitty behaviour like mine, cheers
Because black metal has a huge aesthetic element and women are into clothing, makeup and that kind of gay shit.
A tip, with some albums, like this one the font can be found on the internet, just crop the text and upload it to some font finder site. That way you don't have to be copying and pasting parts of letters like a retard
>black metal is currently trendy
lmao
I think it has to do more with aesthetics. In black metal you have corpse paint and edgy clothing, the look plays an important role. Women are superficial, no shit they will "like" this genre the most.
Is true norwegian black metal meant to be listened to with shitty speakers?
Because that's all I have.
>That way you don't have to be copying and pasting parts of letters like a retard
exactly my problem
Rec me some good black metal bands. Only ones I like (and come to my mind) are Dissection, Melechesh, Mgla, Batushka, some Immortal, Wolves in the throne room, Inquisition.
>copying and pasting parts of letters like a retard
>exactly my problem
But trying to make up the missing letters is the fun part
Pale Chalice, Nadra and Sinmara
nice
Favorite Death album?
Was Spiritual healing but now it's Human.
You just posted it
Great
The patrician's choice, Scream Bloody Gore is my favorite LP though
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big power metal fan?
Any plans for festivals this summer? There is no fucking way I'll not be at Obscene Extreme this year.
a cringe in a northern sky
brutal assault
Symbolic
how do you set up the background for the cringe edit?
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also, symbolic is fucking gay
I crop as large as possible of a solid color from the album cover and stretch it out for the ones I've done.
Killswitch Engage's former singer is black?
Im surprised
Fuck off Symbolic has the best drums filthy homo
riffs and bestial 666 mäniaxe vocals > drums user
>pretty much all favourite bands / albums are from recommendation charts
>very few bands i like i found myself
>just repeatedly listen to the same stuff because trying to find new music i like is tedious as hell
Symbolic
First for Spiritual Healing sucks
Good shit. I was there in '14 and '15 but now it's always sold out and I can't stand crowds. I only hear complains about it now. Plus they invite the same bands too often (though it'd be good to see Electric Wizard, Raised fist and Demolition hammer this year).
roast my cringe edit
I’ve been listening to metal for twelve years and this is literally me
at least you're not being spoonfed by Metal Hammer and Loudwire
Just click on youtube recs.
BEHOLD! My magnum opus
I do this with other genres I listen to and I regret nothing. God bless all the people who made all those Yea Forums recommended charts. More times than not I just look at these charts and pick something that looks interesting.
First Cringe OC
i went in '17 and it was a good time so looking forward to being back.
i had a go
Looks very messy, has potential if you clean it up
Audible kek, nice
Would be better if you actually edited the cover instead of having that massive thing, wouldn't notice the edit if I didn't know
I like it
>magnum opus
Yngwie with rosewood fretboard thats so weird...
Leprosy is the best no question
well i tried
Wouldn't To the Cringe, in Degradation be better?
fuck it
Does /metal/ like rap like Non-Phixion, Necro, Gore Elohim, etc?
Amebix was light-years ahead of Venom
Linkin Park underrated as fuck
I'm having a hard time trying to make the "g" for cringe.
What album, user? That's usually the hardest letter if that helps
FUCKING COOL
I'm glad they took some metal off of them. Puppe is the best
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C + a smaller T, that's an easy one
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>Psychonaut 4
why do all black metal music videos suck?
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BASED
>why do all black metal music videos suck?
>blocks your path
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fip the p horizontally and all the bottom curly bit of the s
Not metal but I though it was a funny edit
fuck it
choose your class
OC
Fucking kek
Who's /k/?
fucking normie.
good one
Necrobutcher
necrobutcher
Based, nice border
how the FUCK do you scream like Niege on this song?
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You were in the last thread and posted the exact same thing? Do you want recs? Ways to find new music? Attention?
Shouldn't dead actually be Yea Forums?
What metal genre is actually most popular? It seems like power metal and softer stuff is what packs the crowds; however, black metal seems to be the online critical darling and generate the most buzz.
I figured out a scream that's pretty similar to Niege. It's gonna be hard to descrbie in text but I can try. Basically, try to exale really hard in the weird register between your regular voice and your falsetto range, then gradually apply more compression and more support. Having a bit of vocal damage probably helps as well. It's not nearly the same technique you would use for regular growling or black metal screeches.
If you can figure out these really vague instructions then you should end up sounding like something between Niege and a really pissed off Rooster.
You just answered your own question
Unironically Trad. Trad is played on a lot of boomer radio stations. So it not only spreads to Boomers but their offspring as well
/out/ or IF hybrid classes are allowed /out/ & /ck/
did somebody mention NEIGE-ERA PESTE NOIRE?
It was catchy and enjoyable, but the anxieties and busybodies that made them a cultural force 20 years ago have changed enough that it seems nostalgic - which isn't very Rammstein to me.
Very creative album cover.
Indria is just there thinking what the fuck are this whitetoids doing
I want to clean her sweaty holes without using my hands
From people I know I'd say Nu-Metal
/g/
>really pissed off Rooster
lmao
I still have nightmares of neige's screams
On a related note, do you think the retro bands/NWOTHM will have staying power? Since the trad guys aren't getting any younger.
I mean that literally lol. Fucked up farm animal vocals are the best vocals
Leprosy
Indria must have been pretty fucking based for Fuhrer Famine to let him into his secret black metal club
imagine the smell
>only death is real
>death is real
>death isreal
>death israel
Kek I tried this right now and I sounded like a woman getting raped now I’m embarrassed because my whole family is in the living room. But I think you’re onto something here
hnnnnnnnng
Yes and No. No because a majority of Trad bands right now are bland and rely to much on Nostalgia. Yes because Trad dudes are dying out and there will always be a niche for just some good ol Trad. I'm hoping that younger musicians looking to do Trad will realize that they need to make their own identity. There's a difference between inspiration and copycatting.
based.
Neige has the best harsh vocals in bm i m o. Too bad he doesn't use them much anymore.
snorre is so based. varg is a tard for getting him prison time
>I sounded like a woman getting raped now I’m embarrassed because my whole family is in the living room
Fucking lmao.
>I think you’re onto something here
I would upload a demonstration but it's 4 AM here and that scream would definitely wake everyone up lol. Another thing to add is that when you do that scream correctly it is REALLY loud. It's not 100% exactly Niege's scream but I'm pretty sure he uses a at least a very similar technique.
snorre talked himself behind bars FACT
enlighten me
Snorre is one of the most based men in all of black metal, second only to Fenriz.
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nej
I'd tend to agree. Power metal seems to have an identity of generally upbeat music with lyrical themes strongly linked with speculative fiction. And that sort of fun escapism seems to draw crowds.
Other than being musically similar, NWOTHM seems to lack the same distinct identity.
Why does osdm sound the best?
more riffs = better
HOPE TO PRONOUNCE METAL ABBREVIATIONS:
>DSBM
disbim
>NSBM
nisbim
>RABM
rabim
>OSDM
osdim
>NWOBHM
niwobihim
rec me some black metal where the bandmates definitely fuck each other
How do you guys remember so many albums? I got to a point where if I don't listen to an album 15+ times I won't remember anything about it other than if I thought it was decent or not in a few months.
Take more vitamins for your brain t bh
shut the fuck up
because youre wrong
By looking into my shelf and rest in subconscious
My memory is good in almost every other regard, though. It just sucks when it comes to music and movies.
I can sometimes remember how they go once I start listening to it again. It helps a lot once I'm rejogged.
Speaking of
Anyone Else here autistic date-fags. I always remember the release year of every album I listen to, IDK why.
im gonna
say the n word
STOP
weird and untrue post
based
topkek
YOUR WEAK MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
some autist just ip banned me from soulseek.
good one, made me kek out loud
the onions meme is applicable to my chart, i get it.
why isn't there a band called nigger
anyone have a dl link [or even youtube link] for Weeping Choir?
+Cauldron Born, Gamma Ray, Savatage, Scanner
+Blood Incantation, Thergothon
Already got you
What's going on here
Turbonegro not good enough for you?
i'm so basically im a genre tourist and a generic fuckwad that dosen't have a taste for themselves.
Most of these albums wouldn't be bad on their own but if this is ALL you listen too why the hell are you here?
honestly i don't know. i lurk for the hell of it in hopes that i may find something good one of these days, but today i just felt like if i posted i'd get pointed in a good direction or two. my hopes were too high anyway.
Since you're a good sport, have some recs:
Secrets of the Sky - Pathway
Wormwitch - Heaven That Dwells Within
Black Sites - Exile
Greenleaf - Hear the Rivers
Spidergawd - V
here. I'm a music weeb.
thanks man
if you need a shitty sludge rec or some weird alternative progressive rock rec i can do that but i doubt you'd want that, heh.
There are a fuckton of charts in the pastebin. I think pretty much every album worth a shit is buried somewhere in one of them.
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Rym charts a pretty decent place to find new albums too. You can search by genre.
>Mental Funeral on there 4 times
based
no
THE GODS DISSOLVE WITHIN THEIR TOMBS
UNDERNEATH A FROZEN SKY
When she puts her finger in your a-hole just right
really liked this one
I've made my stance opposed to racism widely open and metalhead losers made responses like "DON'T censor music man it's freedom of speech" or "Its actual hate and makes music powerful". There is nothing "powerful" or "angry" about white pride. Its literally a fragile identity beta males use to feel a sense of strength by using outdated symbols and words projected onto others as an attempt to provoke reaction. It's trolling, these dorks wouldn't die for their convictions, they hide behind social media because they know they have no place in the world. Racism is a byproduct of Christianity and should be treated as such. If it were up to me all anti-semite squallers would have a bullet in their temple.
new pasta?
Let me guess, is this one of those cringy "hip hop fan reacts to metal" videos?
>woah... these guys are so heavy! this is... huh... super heavy and angry!
yes
>Racism is a byproduct of Christianity
ok, now this is epic
Kids React To 30 Year Old Band Drama From Grown Men
I don't know what I did in this life to deserve seeing shit like this in my Youtube recommended feed despite never once clicking on these videos.
Whats the worst band name in metal
Similar interests and the curse of the algorithm.
I look up one Japanese metal band and suddenly I'm flooded with REACTION TO FOREIGN METAL WOW BONKERS THIS IS SO DIFFERENT and I grow to hate YouTube a little more each day. Half the shit isn't even Asian! It's like fucking Rammstein and Jinjer.
Aborted Hitler Cock.
Intelligent and true post
>87854746
Bad post
I SHED THE BLOOD OF SAXON MEN I SHED THE BLOOD OF THE SAXON MEN
metal fans reacting to hip-hop are equally horrifying lmao
(tbf seeing meatalheads react to Belle is way more entertaining)
don't remind me
Slauter Xtroyes
your favorite band
it would be great if one of those channels was just some guy sitting though the rap song looking nonplussed, then at the end he says "i dunno, just sounded like a bunch of niggers eeking and ooking to me"
Fairyland
Mortal Fungus
An Handful Of Dust (sic)
Hiss from the Moat
Rude Forefathers
Eat Me Clown
Die You
Brutalcore
Severed Crotch
Throat Violence
Maniac Goat
Snórkel
you have a really weak-brained sense of humor lmao
I SHED THE BLOOD OF THE SAXON MEN
I SHED THE BLOOD OF FOUR THOUSAND SAXON MEN
didnt even click on it lmao learn to banter
whoa epic bantz
SHALL MY REALM BE TAKEN AS I TOIL? TO FORCE OTHERS OUT OF FRANKISH SOIL AND I RETURN TO LEARN THAT ALL IS LOST YET MY COMPANIONS I TRUST THE SWORD AND THE CROSS
What was he thinking?
>there are people who've taken the Charlemagne pill
based, maybe /meal/ isnt so bad
thanks :) now step it up fampai
HIP
I've always shilled Christopher Lee on here user. I made that thread a couple months ago about The Omens of Death album. I asked for The Cringe of Death edit and when people ask for general recs I recommend both of the Charlemagne albums. They're just so fun and great to listen to.
she's beautiful
HOP
Shoutout to Countblagorath for finally printing the SdG represses
Jahseh was essentially a clout martyr.
Everyone is claiming this was a random robbery, but it's clear what was actually happening: his killers were driven to take his life solely for the sake of clout. They wanted infamy of their own and found it in gunning down a 20-year old.
As Jah was taking his final breath, he was surrounded by kids taking video and pictures of him. Why? For clout. No one was taking his pulse, no one was calling 911, everyone was standing around with their phones out as his body was clinging to life.
The moral lesson of Jahseh's life story should be a cautionary tale of the horrors of social media and how it's fucked our society beyond bel.ief.
RIP Jah. See you in Heaven...
ANGLES
Any of you go on Global Domination back in the day? Just checked em out again after a decade and their website is just an archived blogspot memorial. Sad to see
OH SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO
JUGEND
At least he looks happy.
no one is really happy
it's just brain damage from sóy poisoning
Saved
do any of you play an isntrument
I am an instrument of Satan
I play the drums
i pla y tin whistle
Yeah, bur nothing metal - fiddle and the bodhran. Unless Korpiklaani want a new member or something
Y’all niggas play the flute I’m sure
you play the skinflute haha
i wish you'd play in traffic instead
anyone else have a small chin
pls no bully
Americans play just the flute.
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
Nu-metal like Slipknot, and the generic heavy metal bands. Also some power metal.
You basically answered your own question.
Best Noire.
Any bands similar to them? Alcest is trash