OFFICIAL EUROVISION THREAD

I wonder what kind of people would travel from another country to go watch eurovision

Israel did 9/11 confirmed

>Mods still haven't pinned yet
Every fucking year man

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did she just do the sign of the aquilla

This is pretty gay not going to lie

the one in the yellow dress is a guy

To be fair, only females and fags really care about this. Which one are you?

It's pinned on int instead

>sweeden
>a nigger

Every fucking time

He's one of the favourites to win

Who the fuck cares of /int/?

They have flags

I thought that was Barbra Streisand

Mods apparently

>it's russia's turn
>some giant chad ass motherfucker dressed like a soviet general walks on stage, total silence
>plays one note like kanye, mass hysteria
>sings "I HATE GAAAAAYS" in a deep opera voice
>ukrainian singer faints
>mahmood and biLOL hassani turn to stone, their wigs frozen
>euroscepticism rate rises to 100%
>israel gives up and leaves its land to palestinians
>europe tumbles and becomes part of the new russian empire, with chechen-style dictatorship and concentration camps

Def a girl

the crowd seems very small this year

they just picked the two best looking women in israel

It's only 8k, half what it was in 2017

>europe tumbles and becomes part of the new russian empire, with chechen-style dictatorship and concentration camps
And then after Putin dies, it tumbles again. Russia has a habit of falling apart every century or so.

People were announcing that they would boycot as soon as it was clear Israel would win

be funny if Hamas ruin it to be honest

Haha funny sex is funny haha

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>takes place in Israel
>Australia is also a part of it
>Sweden represented by a nigger

Why

Sweden's guy co-wrote the British entry for this year, he was born in London and was adopted by a Swedish family

how does isreal tv work, is this loicense payed?

It'd be extremely antisemitic not to have Israel compete and win

It is a tv-tax sort of like how the BBC works in the UK

Would be funny if they showed Jerusalem in these postcard thingamajigs

Why the fuck are europeans so cringe. Baffling.

I voted for Malta in the semi final. I liked it

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>europeans
Hey. there's Australia and some Asian countries too.

>who will win
some progressive nutcase probably

it's amazing to observe the limits of cringe being broken every year

Is there a comfy thread on Yea Forums or /int/?

This Maltese lass is weak, how did she get through the semis?

This maltesers dancing is so bad. wtf is she actually doing

Both have threads, but the comfyness is arguable

we're not sending our best

Oh I like this it's got a bit of tropical trap feeling going on

This is my favourite so far

I hear the dutch song is very popular this year.

>give me love, I'm your lover

deep

Why sing in english if you cant sing in it

It is, but I don't get why, it is unimaginably dull

LUCAS HÄNNI

that was fucking terrible

Such a 00's music video look

Is this worse Sia?

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too much plastic surgery for the albanian

Кocoвo јe зeмљa
Кocoвo јe зeмљa
Кocoвo јe зeмљa
Кocoвo јe зeмљa
Кocoвo јe зeмљa

>return to your land

>chat.mibbit.com/?server=irc.rizon.net&channel=#buddy
Is that not what we're doing right now?

This song is banging

Yea Forums

Awful

Getting comfy.

Slovenia will win.

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do you know what he means?

this is basically the 1975

Link?

Why is this Czech man speaking like he is from South england

lemonparty.gov

Someone got a stream for a non european?

what the hell

It's on youtube

The drummer is bae

this sounds like something out of fifa

He sounds like he's from Sussex. It's weird.

czech is best so far

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>tfw three kpop thread have a highest post per minute than this one
the state of Yea Forumsrons

It's been a Yea Forums tradition since like 2009.

Albania > CR > Malta

Update as performances come through

This is pretty terrible. I hate pop culture.

>band called Sisters
>song called Sisters
>song is about being sisters
>they're not actually sisters

Fucking Germans

Plus it's fast-moving and has 60 people.

eurovision: 26 countries sing a song and then the token tranny wins anyway

Reply to this post for the blonde
Reply to the post below for the brunette

Muh feminism.

Why send some fucking nobody if they’re not just a big gimmick. There’s no point.

it is but it's nice to see just how embarrassing europeans can get

Ahhh fuck if a ballad wins this year I'm done
Ballads can FUCK OFF

Ok

Ok.

also not full of teenage summerfags being edgy about how shit it is. it's more comfy

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I apologize... They weren't even a duo until a few months ago, it's a joke sending them

im tired of this song

blonde all fucking day

Sounds like local karaoke down at the weatherby arms

In some countries some actual good artists just see Eurovision as a way to kill your career. In a way, they're not wrong. Hence all the nobodies.

Germany has only won twice, adjusted for population this makes them the least talented nation, too busy watching sheiss porn and inspecting their turds on their toilet shelved

Why don't the countries who don't try to win at least send something meme worthy?

The blonde is really hot while the brunette isn't worth considering in any sexual way

SISTER

>Jer00salem

I've got some American friends I've convinced to watch, but I can't find a single link that works for more than 30 seconds.

The official YT one is geoblocked, anyone have any good ones that don't require VPN or signup?

Russian Assassins Creed it seems.

that blonde German girl is really cute

maybe they're afraid that it'll win if it's meme worthy or they have an audience vote for who to send.

BLYAT BLYAT GIVE ME VODKA

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I wish people wouldnt sing in english without a good anglo accent. Sounds so bad to my ears.

Aren’t Iceland sending a rock group or something? That’s what you need. Shit that doesn’t take itself seriously. It gets the most votes anyway.

can we just spend the whole Eurovision figuring out who she is and her social media

>"my eyes won't be liars"

God that accent

someone please let him out of the shower

checked her instagram @lauritaspinelli

not bad

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Kino

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>afraid that it'll win
you can always go my lovely horse tier
but I guess television executives aren't likely to bantz that hard

Carlotta Truman
She's 19

New bond theme Russia

Hate this fucking presenter and why the fuck do i care about this cunt

Should take you like 5 minutes desu

You'll have to wait until based Serbians come on as they almost all sing in English now

thank you

>Slovenia will win

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Actual loli shit here

The Russian one was pretty cool, loved the way his stage was set

she's hot as shit

>be russians
>not blonde twin girls
>"swallow hard"

they're really going for it this year huh

First song ive liked this danish one. Could be a stronger singer though

wtf I want tea and an overpriced sandwich now

Hatari are the most based musically, politically and fetish wise.
They're hot.

kek

thanks

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Wtf I feels so wholesome now. Give me a hug bros

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Fairly comfy but a bit bland.

Danish lilly Allen is shit

Russia strong so far !

hng

too uplifting gonna need to listen to the entire death in june discography

>san marino
Yea Forums af

Pink guy is back?

Another year, another edition

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Oh here we fucking go, this was the biggest shock success of the semi finals

true, Russia could win

san marino STRONK

Albania was great to be honest, most of the other entries are generic shit. Except for Iceland who won't win but will be fun, and Slovenia who have a genuinely really great entry. I really hope they win. But most likely it'll be France because they have a "progressive" entry and also Notre Dame fire happened.

SVT fag

Finally a meme-song

Bilal will win

How much money did San Marino pay Israel to get this song on the finals?

san marino = drunk uncle at family party

What the fuck?

Omfg...dude cant sing basic AF song.

Look it’s 3 packs a day man.

ok San Marino is pretty good too tb

xD

>"say na na na"

whats even the point

NANANA
A
N
A
N
A

LEONARD COHEN NA NA NA
LEONARD COHEN NA NA NA
LEONARD COHEN NA NA NA

did his dad just show up instead

Thus hurts

SAY
NA
NA
NA

Albania sounded much better to me the second time. Probably won't go far, but the final was deserved

based NA NA NA

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Yea he is just like cohen lmao

diverse entry

San Marino has won my vote.

NA NA NA

>Camel forest
>no camels

San Marino has that fucking BEAT

If they don't get a good score people have bad taste.

What are you?

can tell im going to like alexander's candidate

Power rankings so far:

1. Albania
..
..
..
2. Denmark
3. Russia
4. Germany
5. San Marino

Ok, but who is Yea Forums?

1. Italy

Look at her forehead

CaRmel forest. But yea

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>SAY NA NA NA
Also I have no idea where Masadonia is

t. albanian

San Marino

Anyone got a link for the USA that isn't FilmOn? It keeps expiring after 1 minute and putting up a paywall

san marino actually pumped some life into this deadass trash

nanana

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>Be Mafia biss
>Dream of being pop star
>Buy Eurovision final position.
>San Marino

Seems legit

>Carmel forest
>No carmels

North of Greece.

This is actually quite good (don't reply to this post)

right above Greece

I like Italy, so I'm very hopeful. If they win, I might even book a trip there

Stop shilling for your generic song Albanipleb

north of South Macedonia

Italy's guy is called Mahmood and in the semis the hosts brought up a pic he took recently in blackface

Youtube

You're not the boss of me

MILKERS

lol, touche

>NORTH Masadonia

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Pretty boring

Just boring desu

Geolocked, lad. I can watch just fine, but I convinced my American friends to watch it with me. Can't find anything that doesn't need VPN or signup.

Makes sense, but I would’ve guessed more north, like Ukraine territory

this

Based
I'm from UK. Completely impartial

I would sex malta

why does Yea Forums have such shit bants?

regards,

Yea Forums

That low res pic of Azerbaijan bothers me.
Fix that and it's perfect

generic af song coming up

Blacked

Then you must be deaf my dude : )

>black swede

CКPЫM HAШ!

bants come from sexual frustration

easyview.eu/watch.php?stream=bbc-1

Sweden is pretty goood

there's a swedish stream that goes worldwide

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sweden yes

>Black Swede

Well

That's the master race right there

I just came to North Macedonia.

Wish I saved it for someone else but she was just too good, jesus.

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He was born in London and co-wrote thisyear's UK entry song. He was adopted by Swedes

archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/bbc stream/

t. Dane from Norway

IDK how Dennmark got to the finals. That song sucked balls, it was so basic. So many clearly better songs in semis that didn't make it to finals, like Poland.

Ledgehammer, I just found it. Thanks man
I hyped up Graham Norton's sass, but whatever, not looking a gift horse in the mouth

Meh, sweden is ok.

Spain has this in bag

That's Sweden?
Doesn't look too Swedish to me..

Based tanned-Swede doing them proud.

Diverse sound here

>KILL MEEE

Sweden got BLACKED

Sweden clap

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lagom

Kek

Lmfao sweden

We wuz wikangz brah

Black Gospel

Sweden?

Wtf

She doesn't fucking blink

These two are a real couple, just in case you didn't catch the subtle hints in their performance

instagram.com/zalagasper/?hl=en

Sweden, please

kek

A alright song but not fit for this competion

Man Slovenia is comfy

At last something that's a bit different

Help me Yea Forums i'm scared

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This

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Patrician

This

They look like brother and sister. This is weird

amazing guitar work here

why are they so uncomfortably close to each other

Yo ths song is good

Slovenia

Weird is good.

>has gf/bf

Slovenias best so far but lead singer has no charisma. xx vibe.

Erez Tal, the Jewish Israeli host, is clearly a Neo-Nazi

Sweden yes is the only one song that actually tried so far

they look like they belong at the junior song contest

She looks like she can only cum with a knife hold on her throat

it's funny because I knew Yea Forums would like this and /int/ would find it boring

that being said I want to fuck the slovene teens

Lol betatards eternalyy BTFO

Out of everybody so far id buy Slovenia's album

Why are there so many blonde chicks?

Holy fuck this is actually a banger

Slovenia is /soc/

blonde chicks sell

You say the Euro-vision is not diverse enough?

>all those camera cuts

DUNN

Cyprus is fuckin awful

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So far this woman looks the most like a whore

Eye candy

Europe...

*insert eitty miley cyprus joke*

Old semen demon

>White people trying to sing

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>cyprus

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you'd know

Nice beat, the rest is kinda shit though

T H O T

the beats not bad but shes a trash singer

More like a crystal whore with her tuna cowboys.

Iceland BTFO

>making a big deal about their BDSM

This is how you incorporate it effortlessly. Well played Slovenia.

*witty
Fuck

this... so cringe and bluepilled

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Dem gay amish dancers

Netherlands next. For reasons I cannot understand, they are the bookies favourite to win

Kek You're not wrong

Reh pleh

Dutch chad incoming

This dude looks S O Y af

This is Sweden speaking. I've listened to all songs already. I think Russia could win this. Myself are voting Belarus. I really hope we don't win this year becouse of the obvious polmems it would create.

Bored of toothpaste already

Kek

>loving you is a losing game

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Boring af

Because it was tailormade to win. No local competition in Netherlands - just this one song...

Looks like Maroon 5 singer

>I got addicted to a losing game

Former League player, huh?

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This is a song for gamers like you and me.

This is what I feel like about all Slovenians. They literally all look alike to me. I watch a lot of Ski Jumping and have been for years and I can't tell their performers apart.

LOVING YOU IS A LOSING GAY

aaaaa ooooooo

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he MUST have have performed this enough times to understand how shit it is
poor guy

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Kek

white people are strong

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Kek

Boring song, but best voice.

Generic "emotional" trash but even gayer than usual. Great fucking job gouda rollers.

lmao

why was that the favorite

Is this a rip off or I ve heard it somewhere already? Get some vibes of Billie Elish in the intro.

It was so boring though, boring doesn't win

rejected lana del rey coming

Seriously, their faces are so similar it's crazy. You would think there would be more genes diversity in a 6m+ country.

I can sort of see why, that acapela last verse and the intensity of it all, it does the job..

fucking hell that’s a deep voice

Oh god this voice sucks

Is it just me or does she sound like a brazillian tranny?

MUH

Albania is the best so far imo

Tesco katy perry

Sounds like it carries a feminine benis.

I don't know what they sound like so I'll have to trust your expertise.

ITS PEARL

That's it, perfect description.

"Colorblind" will forcevote.

clear your nose

Probably a computer generated song based on a collection of songs :-)

im a slovene thats why i lold
its a 2m country and even then barely a mill is actually slovene, the rest are immigrants from former yugoslavia

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

that high note sounded like a fucking smoke alarm

Pretty sure that was a tranny

Indeed. Furthermore, she sounds like she still have a giant cock ramming her throat

Wouldn't be a first....

Greece pls stahp

qt presenter

>eurovision dream team
Oh no

MOMMY

oh no jews next

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Oh it's 2 mil, I must have thought about Coratia's number when i said 6mil but still the argument stays the same for me.
It's weird because I am Polish so not of any other race. And I can tell apart different slavic people even though I see some resemblence between them.
But Slovenians are extremely similar to me. Either way you have the best song in the final IMO and I wish you a win.

Wow, what a sinister looking man

wtf were Israel thinking

jesus christ that nose

chicks dig disney villains

Still better than Israel's song they send last year..

It's like the stereotype exists for a reason or something

>that nose

Fucking bore

Looks like a super villain

New thread mebs?

David Blaine?

why are they all dressed like they're going to a funeral

they didn't want to win two times in a row

I don't hate it. I'm surprised, but I don't.

Looks like Javier Bardem

>page 3

Young Joseph Stalin

More like id Jerry seinfield had a baby with Borat.

lel

thanks buddy i love our song but theres no way we come even close to winning
eurovision is too political
i fucking loved the poland song, its the only song beside ours that i actually enjoy, they fucking robbed you by not getting you into the finals

oh you'll see

what a fag

cringe

Forced tears what a bitch

its actually not that bad

FAKE BITCH

Sorrow
Skin
Sorrow
Skin
Sorrow
Skin
Sorrow
Skin
I too would be traumatized if I had my dick cut off desu

We /norway/ now

I love this song. Armen van Helden and a bald guy throat singing

Norway? More like boregay.

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mfw remembering the 6 million

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KINO

This song is so bad its fucking good

Just wait for the joik to drop

Wow, I actually don't hate this

cant wait for this shit to end, so far

1.Russia
2.Slovenia
everything else is shit

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Damn you're right, the Prevc family looks like they could be related to this couple

holy shit the bald guy
now this is some seriously funny shit

>throat-singing Norwegian Pitbull

Wtf...are you all from other boards?

FUCK HYDROPOWER
FUCK HYDROPOWER
FUCK HYDROPOWER
FUCK HYDROPOWER
FUCK HYDROPOWER
FUCK HYDROPOWER
FUCK HYDROPOWER
FUCK HYDROPOWER

I actually like the girls verses but the rest is fuxking shute esp. that turbo hairlet

What exactly is supposed to be so special about this guy's singing technique?

What a faggot.
This comes from an Israeli..

This is fucking based. That bald guy seals the deal.

Wtf i like this

Now this is Eurovision.

So Woody Harrelson can sing. Interesting

That bald guy

>A-HERGER-DERGER

bald guy has just brought it back to oslo bay bay

He's a member of the Saami parliament, it's the Saami traditional form of throatsinging

HOOOOOONDA HOOOOONDA
>yfw v tech kicks in yo

>3 white people
>are trying to win something in Europe
it will be very hard for them

Thing is there are plenty of better googles that have tried to win in sweden and failed

this is retarded enough to win

Yeah I'm thinking Norway's cool.

The bald guy is great. They better get in the top 10.

>sweden boring but non-embarrassing
>norway embarassing but fun
checks out

sami are not white

NICK CROMPTON AT IT AGAIN

norway'd song was pretty catchy.

Okay
Norway are clearly /ourlads/

If you play the bald dudes singing backwards it says "666 heil hitler kill the gays and gas the jews, hail satan"

>combination of sami and mongols
>white

>white
NICE ERASURE SHITHEAD

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Boring

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worst song of the event

>right after Norway

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Brit is fat who would've thought

Last place for UK as usual,

Englande

Nil poi

is that the pig from black mirror?

O god those legs

Looks like "It's bigger than us" is refering to his meals.

It is supposed to be samier song. Nomadic Scandinavian tradition among the samie race. SWE had the South American adopted samie jonhenry fjallgren doing this but it did not make it all the way. Now Denmark tries to ride the hype. Didn't work oc

I now support brexit

It's bigger than you

> UK
> Fat white faggot singing

Checks out.

NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGG-E-E-R

This sounds like something written in 2005

How the fuck was that throatsinging? There were no over- or undertones.

It sounds like a McDonalds jingle.

god that was pathetic, we deserve nul point

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Tesco Sam Smith

uk guy is decent voice but not cool enough

is he singing about his gut?

this is a really good christian pop song

Sup fags.

See you in Amsterdam next year.

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'thank you uyrop!'

Based

it's a big song

But why, when the contest will be in Oslo?

that's got to be a titjob

>get the app so we can vote for you

where the fuck was dua lipa/ed sheeran

>i fucking loved the poland song, its the only song beside ours that i actually enjoy, they fucking robbed you by not getting you into the finals
Yea I feel so too especially since there are so many bland generic songs in the final. Oh well at least >WE won the kid's Eurovision this year can't have it all HAHA. Peace bro!

I was literally just thinking this song should've been used to advertise the new mctasty or whatever

for you and me

NA NA NA GUY!!!

Dutch channel has two cynical assholes as the hosts. bashing everything. It’s based as fuck.

More like a fat fucking idiot sam smith

id give her a titjob desu

>copying Graham / Terry

sad

Ahhh shit that brown haired presenter lady is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Very distracting too be h

While sucking dutch dick. Not really based.

Time for the best one.

reality is about to hit hard lol

oh fuck, we BDSM now

LMFAO I thought the same thing especially about Prevc family. Especially the young one looks like that lead singer from team Slovenia.

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>Ahhh shit that brown haired presenter lady is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
true
>Very distracting too be h
what is it distracting you from?

Iceland based af

>part time dentists

MUH COMMUNISM

Nazi Gachiboys

>hatred will prevail

Should we be worried about Iceland?

Iceland? More like iceBLAND

WHAT THE FUCK

If you like this you're a pleb tourist

iceland bringing out the freakshow once more
>hellye

The fuck is this shit

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distracting me from the music
THE MUSIC

now this is what I'm talking about

No big UK act would ever want to risk their image and get nil poi when we're just about the most unpopular country in Europe as of current

ICELAND WTF YOU CANT JUST COME UP ON STAGE AND SCREAM INTO THE MIC

More like niceland.

This is what isolation does to you

Samie singing in euroschlager is nothing new but it will never be better than:
Sámiid ædnan - Norway 1980 - Eurovision

what

Jojo's moment!

I actually like this when its not the gay chorus

What the fuck. Is this the Hellraiser remake?

I wouldn’t expect anything so industrial, props to Iceland

calm down you wet wipe it's at least interesting by eurovision standards

Is this what autism looks like?

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Lucy Ayoub
instagram.com/lucyayoub21/

>BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH
What the fuck

This is proper Eurovision

Hi Yea Forums

>urge to burn it all down.....rising

Shouldn't they be busy hunting down Mad Max and pillaging for water?

Trying too hard the song

how you go from discovering america

Reminder that Avicii didn't die, he just moved to Estonia

yes iceland's song was garbage, but at least they're taking a risk and not doing the same generic shit every other country is

No they actually interviewed a part time dentist on the bbc broadcast between songs

Kek

Another chad. Great.

At least is something different

Iceland was almost kicked out because they are oficially pro Palestine...

I actually liked that

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This sounds like an avicii song

This.

no homo
I would suck his dick

nice

This desu
I'll rather have them screaming into the mic than selfacceptance song number 207

Hopefully this guy necks himself with a broken bottle too

Wtf that cameraman

Based sweden singing for other cuntries

Has Avicii been resurrected, wth is this?

this one is just bland as fuck

Where did the guitar go?

how easy is it to get pussy for a guy like that?

im slovenian and people have compared me to prevc, the meme is apparently real. we have really cute women tho, the female singer is low tier compared to the rest of the girls here

There was never a guitar
The guitar was always there

What else can you except for diet Finland?

Bad this is bad bad bad

Why is the italian prime minister representing Estonia?

EST is realy swedish. He moved becouse of the invation and the cuckery

After effects everywhere

who /DUALMONITORS/ here with one for eurovision and the other for shitposting on Yea Forums

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Every 3rd girl or so would fuck.

>another blonde chick
yay

Why do they always have faggot dancers?

>16 yr old blonde

Pop stars should be no older than this

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Zena looks like she'd be a good fuck

+1

I don't like it.

THOT

this

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>smoking a bowl
>got maccies
>flatmates are busy playing vidya
truly valuing alone time

who /3/ monitors to watch Eurovision, 4cc while shitposting on Yea Forums and /vg/?

This is great my new favourite

>16
Wait don't get me fbi

I got 3 monitors so I can play Civ on the side

46' TV PC master race reporting in

wtf i love iceland now
europe rise up

Dubs get to decide who i'm going to vote for.

How the fuck do they change the sets so quickly?! What is this wizardry

BLR has no moslem immigration. They kill all convicted childmolesters. Best song. Let us lern from them

perfect age and also legal in EU
i'd smash her puss

That teeny bopper outfit.

Ooft

baste

C H I N G I Z
H
I
N
G
I
Z

Iceland, Norway or San Marino

Dutchies already won this.

italy

>more chads
It never ends

>another chad
great

Maroon V copy lmao

what a manlet imao

here's to hoping the laser burns his clothes and we get to see his tiddies

Vatican City at Eurovision when

Russia

BORRRINNGGG
Show me cute blonde sloots

good post

Italy refuses to sign an agreement to host for them, so the EBU bans them from competing,

He's literally saying
Shut up, you fag

>LA VENDA YA CAYÓ
LA VENDA YA CAYÓ
>LA VENDA YA CAYÓ
LA VENDA YA CAYÓ
>LA VENDA YA CAYÓ
LA VENDA YA CAYÓ
>LA VENDA YA CAYÓ
LA VENDA YA CAYÓ
>LA VENDA YA CAYÓ
LA VENDA YA CAYÓ

based

B I L A L
I
L
A
L

I think I have never seen a Slovenian female (except from this year's Eurovision singer) just like I have never seen a baby dove.

Its illegal and punishable by death to sexually molest teenagers in winning Belarus

That fucking triangle stage setting.

Where the fuck have I seen that before?

>blonde chick with glasses
huh

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there you go.

Is that a dude?

maybe

cute

>yfw 2 more hours of this

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Awful.

>chick

I bet he got his neghole pozzed before this.

no

>fat

A QILD CHALLENGER APPEARS

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What's with the landwhale

N O T O R I O U S B I G

>Chick

Oh lordy

Yikes!

>Implying an Eurovision held in St. Peter's basilica wouldn't be maximum hype

absolute unit

this is powerful

danced doe

THAT FUCKING LANDWHALE LMAO literally almost pissed my pants out of laughter

Remember when the entire point of this was to make catchy upbeat songs with flashy costumes and not trying to push agendas left and right?

>je suis cuckholde

What annoys me is that the song's actually not bad. But everything else is so fucking contrived I can't support it

That ballet dancer

>asian on scene
vote for her

T H I C C
H
I
C
C

Anyone else feel ill

>Using yikes
Yikes

Oh god no

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Best song coming boys

Full on flagging here. Song is not bad enough to prevent him from winning on that alone

Is this a new JoJo villain?

beautiful and inspiring

Another blonde chick, wow...

Have a qt

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He also can't sing

First Bilal Hassani

Now Mahmood

>fatness is the same as deafness
oh nononono

cute!

>her

Does this thing count as a chad?

IN
PERIFERIA
FA
MOLTO
CALDO

Are you joking? This might have been the blandest one yet. My brain turned it off almost immediatly. All about virtuesignaling and no musical substance

Italy is actually quite good

>what do we do for eurovision?
>just send the diversity train and collect the free votes
Fucking gastons lmao

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THIS IS SHAGGY

nice shirt

>It hurts to be alive

Based Italy narrating their own song

Shaggy?

>50 millions genders

Pretty fucking good

I have a thing for girls with we gums and teeth. IDK, makes me think they give very wet blowjobs.

this is fucking trash

the clapping is a fun gimmick

This is shit

This is shite who said this was good

Malta is best so far

It feels like weeks since I heard Malta's song

INFORMA

ME LICKY BUM BUM DOWN

this thread gone die soon
move threads

Italy guy litermy fell out the early 2000's.

That wallet chain

Slovakia is still best for me

whats with this guys shirt? is it made of cardboard or something?

>italy
>habibi

What a terrible thread

Half of the crowd had almost a cardiac arrest after they saw that money on fire images.

>ANOTHER blonde chick
What the fuck

He is a gayboy moslem. Swe is just adopted black raised white. The colorblind will vote France now instead.

Do not like the look of that thread

Why does the "burning money" graphic show American currency?

Oy vey close it down!

Serbia str0nk

Mirin' that jawline

Based and snow pilled

goddamn this chick is hot

*muffled accordion in the background*

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Hamaaana hammmanaa hammana
BONER!

Even the trans was blonde. What’s this agenda.

Bland AF

youtu.be/wDyrQxGHtkc
just gonna leave this here

w2c dress?

If i wanted to here a woman crying i'd beat my wife

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Kek Top bantz

size of her fucking teeth

The songbase of this is from Opeth O_O

scandinavian soft power

was the violin part at the start sampled from that one meme song

Swiss got outplayed by Sweden. they sent the same act but Sweden was blacker

>more chads
Help

the new europe

gay swiss drake

>page: 8
b-bros...

Bad musix

...

With the 2011 Justin Bieber flakes

The songs became so generic, it became hard to even find some interest complaining about them

YES!!

ANOTHER HOT BLONDE CHICK

Aaand another blonde chick.

Her tits gotta be fake

HI HI HI HI
AH AH AH AH

Frozen but with meth

"ZERO GRAVITY"

Kate Bush is back

Kate Madonna Bush

How the fuck is Australia in the Euro-Vision?

kek

>he doesn't know

It's between Italy and Germany you stupid shit

...

Legit enjoyed that

same way isreal
palestine should appply, come to think of it

That's Austria you dense nigger

same

LA VENDA YA CAYÓ
>LA VENDA YA CAYÓ
LA VENDA YA CAYÓ
>LA VENDA YA CAYÓ
LA VENDA YA CAYÓ
>LA VENDA YA CAYÓ
LA VENDA YA CAYÓ
>LA VENDA YA CAYÓ

UMA DELICIA!

Lets sail this thread till it sinks

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