Let's describe an artist discography poorly and anons try to guess Who is it

>number nine
>pupils
>opus w/ grammy for worst track
>selftitled
>beware the water/beneath the waves
>best album cover
>weeb shit but underrated album
>who fucking mixed this shit

Linkin Park

too easy

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>pretty gud debut
>same album but better
>eyy spin the cover around like a kids book (referencing the vinyl cover)
>no title on this one, and also known for their biggest hits that everyone and their mom knows. They also got sued for that song too.
>all the pedophiles bought this album for its cover
>a 2 lp, has some good songs, and an INTERACTIVE COVER AGAIN YES
>aw damn it this album sucks
>damn this album is even worse
>fuck our drummer died, and this is our worst album too.

>hey let's become British Nirvana
>we're depressed because of our hit song
>fuck capitalism and technology yo
>ok lets make an electronica album
>lets make something newbies would hate
>lets mix all our styles together in the worst possible way
>lets make a stronger rock album again
>fuck this, we want to just shit out something but people will call it experimental so we're all good
>my wife died of cancer now lets make an even more depressing album

radiohead

bingo

This is the most wrong description of Muse I have ever read

zep

> lonely and sad
> lonely and sad, but now on the streets
> fuck it, becomes an alcoholic
> still alcoholic but now with gf
> nvm lonely again
> same album again, but worse
> career redefined but a brand new sound
> similar album as as last time, but this time a masterpiece, and (artists) magnum opus
> similar as the last 2, but now accompanied with a play
> went absolutely crazy
> still crazy
> man has gone full circle, and is sad
> depression continues with 2 albums on the same day
> - I I -
> back to experimental rock
> fuck it. i have a lot of unreleased music, lets make a 3 hour long album
> continues to make great music 40 years into the career

>this is edge
>whoa now im depressed
>the black album make me wanna wanna stay inside
>le experimental avant garde rap

Coldplay

>who the fuck uses drum machines for glam rock??
>more of the same except the drag costumes are gone
>everything on earth is evil and depressing
>oasis for people that read books
>we want a number one single: the album
>most varied and experimental album, contains a disco song, a beach boys tribute, a nirvana cover
>hey guys i heard keane and coldplay are big at the moment
>we want a number one single: electric boogaloo
>we used a bunch of old lyrics, it's all morbid and evil again but a bit more palatable
>we want a number one single but we're never gonna get it
>overproduced folk, but the disc 2 demos are brilliant
>overproduced post-punk, but the demos are terrible this time
>hey remember when we were relevant? here's our old songs but with new names. thanks NME for the good review!

Coldplay
Avenged Sevenfold?

>she kinda quirky tho
>tfw no 1200s european gf
>tfw no 1200s asian gf / tfw no 1920s american gf
>time travel is sick dude!

earl

yes

>bad album
>20 years later, a worse album

tom waits

It's Linkin Park my man

Avalanches or American football

>we just want to have fun and shit
>I'm so bored let's smoke weed and masturbate
>fuck, are we punk or pop now?
>holy shit what do we do, lets just throw in every genre and every style we know
>our acoustic song did well so let's blend that in with our new album
>fuck bush and fuck my parents lets make a rock opera
>what if we do that again but this time somehow even worse and forgettable
>nobody cares anymore, lets just drop three shit albums and hope plebs will gobble it up
>we're 50 years old but still want to be punk rebels

>no one cared about the first release
>holy shit this is really good indie rock and both female members cute asf
>wtf is this synthpop garbage

bingo

>Presence
>bad

It's Linkin Park you idiot

Early man

Manics?

Slowdive for sure. Even if you didn't intend that.

Alvvays?

Weezer

Coldplay

do you not know how to fucking count?

correct

nope

>it's not a phase mom i swear
>okay it's actually a phase but i'm growing of it
>me and my boyfriend break up and we are adults now to See the real world. Ps: We are religious now
>hey guys have you ever heard of Cocteau Twins? Can we make a whole álbum that sound like them?
>hey guys now Let's make an 80s pop album, i know every rock band is doing but maybe we can do it better. Ps: We are depressed

Green Day, easy

It's Linkin Park you fucking brainlets

Paramore

Bingo

mgmt

>bro Let's Eat pizza and do skateboarding While we call our exes whores
>bro Let's do the same again but instead of insulting our exes Let's sing about how you almost kill yourself
>hey guys we are popular now Let's make something not so edgy
>okay Let's make a Funk album that Will treated like shit on it's release but in 10 years Will be considered as our best
>have you ever heard Imagine Dragons? Let's sound like them but try to be good this time
>have you ever heard Maroon 5? Let's sound like them but... Yeah Just sound like them
>lmao what the fuck are we doing?

>woah dude im depressed and edgy as fuck
>dude i hate school and love skating and rap
>holy shit no one likes my album except edgy teenage boys
>holy shit I realize have a huge crush on skinny white teenage boys
>i love white boys
>im sad
>i love white boys
>imma make an album about how much i love white boys
>i love it when white boys shove their twink cocks down my throat
>imma make another album about how much i love white boys
Can you guys guess who I'm talking about

Michael Jackson

Hmmmmmm could it be chyler

>this isn't the right lineup wtf
>[INCOHERENT ANGER]
>[BARELY COHERENT MURDER CONFESSIONS]
>[THE SOUND OF ADRENALINE]

Fuckin lol

>we’re so indie and rebellious
>oh shit this album is like one of the most popular albums of all time
>nah fuck y’all here is our magnum opus

nirvana

Nirvana?

Good job, frenz

>hey guys i wanna be White Nas
>Holy fuck i'm so fucking edgy
>hey guys i have feelings too
>Holy shit being famous is so hard
>fuck Bush and fuck good comedy
>maybe if I went edgy again People Will like me
>it didn't work, so Let's make a pop album
>i Will recover my past years so People think i'm good, it worked so good at the First time
>Holy shit it actually worked... Let's fuck up by releasing a political album
>boomerwojak.jpeg

m&m

Le coffe pot man

Le eminem?

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correct

>fun indie rock band with good sound
>picked up by soulless corporate record label
>transition phase where the music itself is still good but it has an unnatural sheen due to the unnecessary high-budget production
>shilled heavily, gets played everywhere constantly
>realize that good music doesn't make money, focus on pop jingles that zoomers eat up
>somehow one of the most popular bands in current year

>beautiful folk music
>beautiful folk music
>beautiful but stripped down folk music signaling the fact that i am gonna kill myself

Kek'd

no

Lmao

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You forgot 1039

What is it

now, now

Nails

sounds like blink 182

mike oldfield

I was thinking blink too but they’re definitely not funk

>Let's introduce a main character and pretend he is the main focus when he dies at the end
>okay now Let's focus on a secondary character cuz normies loved it
>okay now Let's make something god-tier with that moment everyone Will feel shocked
>let's make even a more god-tier season with even more shocking moments and plot twist
>okay now let's full everything with filler and make only two good episodes at the end
>okay Let's do the same but with more plot twists so normies think it was great
>okay let's do the same again but with less good dialogues and plot twists
>yeah...

>POP PUNK IS IN, RIGHT? FUCK AUTHORITY N SHEEIT
>jk we’re a metal band now
>I SAID WE’RE A METAL BAND NOW
>okay maybe we are still pop punk
>...pop metal?
>we still have fans right?

got

nick drake

>Yea Forums

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Lmao

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>drone ambient techno
>OPN with tits
>James Ferraro with tits

joanna newsom
sparklehorse?

>nobody listened to this
>Nobody listened to this but darker
>Some people listened but we have no idea who we are
>We found a style and holy crap we good at it
> One of the greatest albums of the 90s
> How do we stop making good music
> Dropped most of the sound of the major breakthrough but 4 great albums of roughly same stuff let's quit while ahead

>get massive hits from this and is still highly regarded
>best album
>best actually released album
>hey let's try pop
>the one no one remembers
>live ep? live ep
>hnnggg *shits*
>underrated
>no emotion
>jackass 3D
>compilation and state farm ad
>guys guess what, we're good again!
>best modern age album
>*sniff, sniff* what's that i smell? i love that smell!
>cover album
>haha it's as if we were never good again right guys?

>Capitalism bad, now with god tier expensive production
>Politicians bad & sheiit
>Something something war bad now we LARP as people fighting war
>Ay yo let's record covers and shieiit

Weezer?

weezer

weezy boys

Sum41

easy money, yeah

Sum 41?
btw 13 Voices was alrigjt

yes

Ratm

imagine dragons?

>joanna
yeah

>printer sounds
>lots of guitars and always peaking by at least 5db
>the one all the newfags like
>"stripped" down ;) very angry man
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE oh no a dog *blip blop*
>some old woman from iceland saying ooh aah
>noone cares
>even more guitars and some car sounds
>noone cares
>we normie now and have a bit of everything we've done
>very violent dance party
>ha ha ha shrek

dr grips?

yeah

yay

>oh fuck grandma peed her pants
>rights for gays bow bow
>we need to make the greatest pop song ever
>your pets are gonna die
>studies astrology once

Queen?

>lol

John maus

This can't be Weezer, they have always been pop.

>>part of a fad
>>"hey let's make fad album"
>>"hey let's make the album after this but more mellow"
>>"hey let's make our best in this fad"
>>guitarist says "FUCK OFF"
>>alt rock lo fi album
>>"ok do the alt rock lo fi album but MORE NOISE, MORE TEXTURE *SOUNDS OF A DRILL*
>>"ok guys..let's make alt rock lo fi. again. less guitar. more mellow. more beats"
>>"another album i don't bother to write about"

>>printer sounds
Death Gripz.

>were the second coming of oasis
>Were more than oasis
>Oasis?
>Suck it
> Now everybody knows us
>Elevator music!?

beatles

Stereophonics?

Kasabian?

>dude i'm lil b but 16 and drugs and i'm sad but not really
>dude i'm still sad and on drugs but i've slightly matured
>dude i was hospitalized for my drug addiction and this was supposed to be my masterpiece but it's a bit of a mess
>idk just some nice songs
>dude my best album
>dude my worst mixtape

Yep

>yo we sad teenagers
>yo we sad and pop teenagers
>lets make Deep pop punk..
>what if we metal now
>turns into radiohead and becomes greatest pop punk band of all time

Say Anything

No.

>Brand New
>pop punk

>lmao Let's make an even crapper version of New Found Glory
>okay now let's make something good this time about Suburbs and our Teenage shit
>what the fuck? I love pop punk now
>hey this is still pretty good
>not as good as the Last two albums but still decent
>okay now let's make crappy emo pop

When did they want the Radiohead audience

>literally wtf
>suddenly evolves the wtf into magnum opus
>textures fucccC
>fuck the textures lets make fake post rock
>fuck the post rock lets make overproduced pop
>fuck the pop now we are ambient
>our best member just leave lets make Heavy album
>we experimental now who cares
>we experimental now who cares
>we experimental now who cares

A Thousand suns

arctic monkeys, you literally spelled out suck it

correct

>Brand New
>pop punk
>pop
>punk

>implying deja entendu and yfw arent pop punk

> i want to die
> i want to die: chinese dude edition
>i want to die, also fuck the army
>i want to die : acoustic guitar edition
>i want to die: acoustic drums edition
>enough dying, lets make pop with my dude gira
>fuck yeah pop is good
>pop is good and fuck abortion
>wait i want to die
>oh yeah i loove david lynch
>oh well, no i loooove pop
>fuck, im making my own religion
>

>Deja Entendu
>pop punk
The fuck is pop punk for you? The Smashing Pumpkins?

Yes well spotted

more like GAYdiohead lmao

well anyway, it's bad. you're right tho

Its elitist pop punk. All the holier than thou kids listened to it.

>Nails
Nah, I also missed the
>wait why does this reunion album even exist

>boring debut album
>make a pretty good wonky second album
>my mom died
>jazz time
>dude, DMT

Kys faggot, Deja is based

>wow spacey beats
>woow improved spacey beats
>best album of the decade
>chill beats to study/relax to
>JaZz
>probably shit album

Muse bait

Flylo, but muse kinda matches

>hold still bitch i wanna rape ya
>damn im sad dude
>damn, im REALLY sad dude
>jesus H. christ, im like super duper sad, dude
>we abstract n jazz now

#2

>everyone knows just one song from this album
>fuck the last album and fuck grunge
>fuck cars n fuck people n fuck society bro im out
>fuck the last album and fuck alt rock
>actually nevermind we still love alt rock
>fuck politics
>we sad now
>fuck the last album and fuck alt rock #2
>we sad now

#3)
>t shirt
>ok im dead now
>remaining demos and scraps

#4)
>garbage noise rock
>dude im like so depressed and abstract man fuck these posers bro fuck these fakers
>ok so what if we take our last album and just make it noisier and i take more drugs/ok im dead now

#5)
>pinnacle of the genre
>dumbed down, shallow attempt at making a spooky album
>shitty collab with big figure in genre
>meme song

#6)
>dry whistle baby sound door creak
>dry whistle baby sound door creak

#7)
>2000s street culture put into one album
>dude the government, bro. war, man.
>pollution, man
>retardation
>we're back and shittier than ever
>ok we're better now but still pale in comparison to all our previous albums

#8)
>20 minute closing track which devolves into madness with music unparalleled to by that time
>ah herro ai ar yapanese
>AAAAAAAAA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
>everyone samples this
>remember our first album? how about we pioneer ambient with this one + make it the most luscious, wonderful album of the decade + end it off with a 20 minute closing track
>good but less important
>good but less important
>the rest isnt important
>archival time... damn, this sound good (repeat 4 times)

>knows enough about Linkin Park to make the connection
>calls others brainlets
i'm guessing you're 26 with no friends

>hnngh preteen titties

should be fairly easy

>look, we're goth as fuck
>still goth as fuck but also trying new things
>hey, that one song about cheerios worked, let's make an entire album like that
>okay guys, I know we're in the studio and all but I might've lost our drum machines, what do?
>nvm found them, also we're getting pretty good at this don'tcha think?
>yeah, we've pretty much got this shit down
>the high's wearing off and feelings are surfacing, maybe we should stop?
>okay seriously, we should probably stop

>dude fuzz bass lmao
>daddy issues

>one of the singles make us sound racist but we're not I swear
>only one or two songs are known from this album
>overlookedalbum.jpg
>become an instant legend in goth rock with one album
>ok back to pop again
>another forgettable pop album
>pinnacle of their pop careers
>back to goth again *creates greatest goth album to ever exist*
>we know you loved our goth stuff, but fuck you we sold out and now we're popstars again *fanbase leaves them*
>we almost disbanded, buy our album
>is it pop, is it goth? you decide
>album art looks like it was drawn by a five year old
>drop their worst album and almost ruin their legacy
>10 years later nobody cares everyone loves them and get inducted into hall of fame

Just looking at the first one it's The Cure.

Looking at the rest, I don't know what universe The Top is a pop album in. Caterpillar notwithstanding, that shit's as dreary as Pornography more often than not.

mgmt for sure

Yep

yes lel

>release an album online just fucking around as a teenager
>write one song making fun of New york rappers and becomes an international hit
>ok now im sad and miss my dad and i made up this weird camp
>ok now imma do everything on my own and ruin a bunch of good songs
>now im gay

>Vampires and death
>FEELINGS AND MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER
>Story of death
>Kawaii Japanese ultra loud wow colorful with artist taking personas

>millennials
>owning stuff
lmao

>i am the god of the white boys now
>another classic cd for yall to vibe wit
>we goodfellas now
>leaked
>fuck all yall who leaked the last album and fuck my career
>i coined a verb wow i am the greatest
>here's a lil sumn to hold u over
>my mom ded
>it's a double album and it wasn't leaked this time
>hopsin before hopsin
>WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEIT
>KANGZ pt. 2
>i beat and divorced my wife and here's her dress
>KANGZ but nullified by coonye

yung lean

>reddit
>reddit
>reddit
>reddit
>gay reddit
>the best album of the decade, an absolute masterpiece of atmosphere, vocal and instrumental ability and emotion that will be for long remembered and universally praised

tyler

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAaaaaaauuugh....
>eeueuughhhh......
>all hail the magic conch bollololloollooo
>dude acoustic guitars lmao
>life is pretty bad man
>life is even worse than pretty bad man
>eh fuck it let’s just have fun
>meme
>no one cares
>spooky scary skeletons
>tom waits on speed
>blaaaaauugh i hate myself ah bloo bloo

tyler the creator

>underrated
>uhhh i luv some1 brötha
>perfect
>darwin did nothing wrong
>moved to berlin but the music still good

>i came
>mhhhhh lapin
>woah lakes
>luv jesus or me gay?
>overrated
>woah gay
>mom ded me sadngay
>pluto n friends

Ye boi

Going only by LPs:
>hey i hav guitar and am can sing i made cool album
>said album actually is pretty cool but guys look now i hav reel band and have this weird phetish that is borderline paedophilia/necrophilia
>i release cool album but am still kinda unknown
>mental health fucks up
>people start sucking dick of artist
>artist somehow is pure enough to not capitalize on the newfound audience and release mediocre album thats copies the magnum opus.

Xiu xiu?

only counting studio albums
>ARRUHGUHGAUHG
>previous but sharper
>okay this time we have a piano and a lady
>previous but better
>let's be Tool before Tool
>yeehaw
>that last album was a mistake but we're evolving from it
>previous but more experimental
>we have no money and i'm an alcoholic
>literally the definition of magnum opus
>hey sorry it's been 14 years, we're back now though
>man this is weird
>hey, this is a bit more groovy
>i don't remember anything about this album

#3 is Joy Division, #4 is Nirvana?
mr. grips

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>woohoo debauchery fuck you i'm gonna make it big
>jesus christ being famous kinda sucks
>jesus christ i fucking hate myself
>jesus christ i fucking hate everything
>guess i'll get over it somehow

MCR

>we're really depressed and the worlds a horrible place
>the same as above but an EP this time
>depressive episodes mixed in with joyous celebrations of life
>anxious paranoia about war
>the band then fucks off for about a decade then comes back
>aggressive paranoia about war
>drone and a bit of metal leaking in
>victory music for a hypothetical anarcho-communist revolution

>generic p4k-core
>fuck pitchfork
>fuck uzi, x, and asap
>white girls love us now
>i love my friends (cancelled)
>time for war (cancelled)
>this year sucked (cancelled)
>uhhh... lapiz (cancelled)
>london lol

>i do heroin EVERY DAY
>im so sad
>i hate and isolate myself constantly
>but i get incredible amounts of sex
>im an asshole who cheats and gets other girls to cheat and be in extremely toxic relationships with me
>I do drugs and HEROIN
>im really
>did i mention HEROIN?
>also everything is black, pink, and neon

Weezer

sorry bro, i already did swans before you

Sufjan

where?

here

8 is can

>like 10 albums that are kinda the same
>dude... commercials...
>dude... new age...
>dude... nu metal...
>dude... that one song by autechre...

bump

>zoinks! wacky lofi stuff!
>i have ascended
>”oooey! oooey! oooey!”
>zoinks! wacky hifi stuff!
>yeeeeeeeehawwww
>spongebob
>ZOMG BALLS!!!!!!!1 XD
>no one cares about this one
>what if we stopped being cool and just became sad and mopey
>way too good to be a collection of outtakes
>meh

Ween

yeah

White Pepper is their best album, sorry

>fuck whitey fuck school
>fuck whitey but we're back in school
>robot noises and synth chords
>tfw no gf
>im horny and at my peak: the album
>fuck whitey *experimental noises*
>idk what im doing but it works lol
>mid life crisis

Scorpions

>jungle trip
>american trip
>big lad really likes pinocchio and wrote a love song inspired by the melody
>beep beep
>can i have hamburger pls
>same shit again, big lad wants to change it up next time
>ho ho ho
>big lad shook it up but it still sounds the same
>back to basics with a little bit of big lad's ideas
>unplugged
>big lad pulled through and made the best album ever made
>fuck big lad, shelve his shit
>dude weed
>dude weed but we chilling on the porch
>kek a cowriter is a literal psychopath
>hippie's last breath
>big lad is a unit and sad
>literally who?
>The Departed
>fuck big lad, he's getting help while we make shitty covers lol
>mwah
>no one cares
>no one cares
>drummer's last album before ripping in pieaces
>s/t this far into career
>sudden hit even though it sucks
>don't fuck with the formula
>lol how tf does this count
>we old as fuck, happy golden year

yeaaaaah man!!

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>hey bro you wanna make a dubstep album?
>hey bro you wanna make a rock album?
wut

>oof ouchie my ears :)))))
>oof ouchie my ears :(((((
>last two albums but live
>let's go live in the woods :)))))
>let's go live in the woods :(((((
>fuck universities
>fuck bees
>bleep bloop :/
>bleep bloop :)))))
>we made an arthouse film, here's the soundtrack :)))))
>bleep bloop :(((((
>this could have been a soundtrack for a gameboy game
>ambient???? why are you doing this????????
Kanye
2 is Radiohead

1 is Tyler the Creator, 4 is Nirvana

>hello yes here's some shit I've been working on off and on for seven years
>that got popular??? fuck it have two and a half more hours of random shit
>first album but creepier
>first album but harder
>the meme single
>one and a half hours of John Cage
>hey guys I'm back with my revival album please give me money :)

Deftones

I know it's been done twice now but I hate both of them
>screaming
>atmospheric screaming
>more atmosphere, still screaming
>my voice is getting tired, let's just focus on being creepy
>notable live album number one, one last chance to scream my voice raw
>wanna come to my Church's service this Sunday? we're going to chant in gibberish and summon a big fucking demon :)
>no mom, it isn't a phase, I really am a goth cowboy
>okay maybe I just like wearing the hats, still goth though
>b-sides
>let's be a bit more abstract
>let's skip all the way to literally ambient
>notable live album number two, last album plus b-sides and maybe some screaming
>nobody listened to this one
>literally ambient part two
>literally ambient part three: screaming
>literally ambient part four: why am I still doing this?
>notable live album number 3, we know you like those long 30 minute tracks so here's one that goes on for an hour straight :)

>dirty garage rock songs with like 2 chords
>that but slightly less dirty and some songs have 3 chords
>that but even better, ideal amount of dirtiness
>garage rock for stadiums now, probably the best album released after 2000 in your dads cd collection
>fuck it lets just use like pianos and marimbas lol
>okay lets make garage rock again but sprinkle random country and celtic shit in
>hmm ok im bored lets break up now

>how to use drugs
>how to be gay
>how to build a staircase
>how to be gay despite your drug addiction and your record label being a little bitch

>we know you like those long 30 minute tracks so here's one that goes on for an hour straight :)
i genuinely think The Knot is their best song and dont care what anyone says

Tierra whack

>wacky post-punk :)
>less wacky post-punk :(
>back to the wack, we're singing in gibberish :)
>ya like jazz?
>second best live album of all time
>oh shit we're popular now, here's some accessible stuff
>I wear large clothes that don't fit my tiny body :))
>pop album
>pop album
>pop album
agreed, I just like to be flippant

>Fuck is EQ?
>Ok now I'll EQ
>Basically the last album but slightly less weird and more consistent
>I'm A wHiTe WoMeN fEeL mY PrIvIlEgE

>holy shit I have nostalgia for an album that just came out (2001)
>album 2 somehow better that the last
>Album 3 is a mess, but with 1 good song
>Beautiful Beautiful Beautiful 10/10 album 4
>10 year gap
>a return to what makes their music good, instant nostalgia (2017)
>piece of shit album that's just remixes of album 5

>why was this published, I was literally 12
>I did a jazz album for some reason???
>ignore those last two, this is my real first album :)))
>make it a *little* more electronic
>make it COMPLETELY electronic
>I made an actually good album??? how did this happen???
>a capella? but actually good?? am I an unironically good artist now??? will my next album be go-
>FUCK
>let's ignore that unholy mistake, have some electronic bullshit
>I have a vagina in my chest :)))
>people still buy my albums? ok sure, I'll take your money, thanks

>weird glitchy shit
>weird glitchy shit but way better and may very well be the greatest album of the 00's
>now we're depressed

CHALLENGE MODE:
this one describes TWO bands at the same band. Guess them both

>EP that only fans remember
>Album thats an instant classic among p4k nerds
>band breaks up with only one album
>band unites again, surprising people
>band releases a 2nd album after a decade, its pretty uninteresting and underwhelming
>band releases a 3rd album and its a surprisingly great followup

Aphex Twin?

*Two bands at the same time
i have terminal autism

One of them is American Football

sweet trip

bjork?

>EP of sometimes rock but mostly strange bleepnoises
>another EP of that
>first album, heres those weird bleep noises but actually formed into accessible rock, with weird fucking vocals too
>our vocalist left so we just invited a bunch of artists to do weird shit with vocals over these sweet tropical jams
>instrumental album thats more subtle but everyone thinks isnt good because fantano 6/10'd it

>here's some random sampling experiments
>here's some random ambient
>hey... what if I take the sampling... mix it with the ambient... attach a high concept to it... and then become the greatest ambient artist of all time?
>i'm sad :(
>b-sides
>c-sides
>i'm REALLY sad :((
>i'm back after my three year break, here's the meme album
>okay, i've practiced enough, time for my life's work, time to bring this concept to it's natural conclusion
>okay, i've practiced enough, time for my life's work, time to bring this concept to
>okay, i've practiced enough, time for my life's work, time
>okay, i've practiced enough, time
>okay, i've
>b-sides to meme album
>This Page Is Intentionally Left Blank.
yes to all three

>goofy punk album
>even goofier, but really creative and varied, huge step up
>their magnum opus that overshadowed everything else, indie rock with synths thats really heartfelt but sometimes still pretty energetic and punky
>like the last album but without the energy, calm and introspective
>the band then broke up
>the band then got back together and released a terrible album that everyone pretends never got released

holly herndon?
sophie?

Robyn

>debut
>post
>homogenic
>bad
Kys

>5/10
>5.5/10
>6/10
they're at the very least not that good

>Let's make a EP that samples the shit out of any song we can find
>Were going to make the exact same album twice but the second one is slightly worse
>Let's release an album no one has as their favorite but no one thinks is the worst either
>Fuck our lead singer we can do an album without him
>Oh shit we actually need him
>nvm we can do a side-project without him that gives us a 12/10 song
>Let's reunite with him again to release a 8/10 album with a 12/10 song

>being this fucking wrong

Imagine having this opinion

>one ep
haha you retards will never get this one!

imagine willingly listening to mediocre quirky-teen-tier pop

>decent black metal album
>black metal with the new york douchebag hipster influence cranked
>literally what the fuck i kind of like it but it's hot trash

>hey guys i'm so quirky check out my music adaptation of this sci-fi book
>i found out what gothic music was
>i'm kinda sad but i'm still quirky xD
>i'm famous so now i must be accesible
>i still like sci-fi guys just fyi

dg

the most based will get this one

beep boop bop
beeep boop beep
b-b-b-beep boop bop
dream pop B)

blur??

You're right in that Medulla is good but you sell her pre-Vespertine albums too short, and this is coming from someone who doesn't even like Debut. For my money Vulnicura's better than Vespertine too but anything post-Medulla is really up in the air for interpretation.

this sucks, how is Remain In Light jazz?

maybe I just need to give them more time, but I've tried Debut, Post, and Homogenic several times now and they don't sound nearly as interesting as even her post-Volta stuff
it's a meme you dip

I've done it before but I like doing it.

>bunch of teenagers make a death-doom album
>what if we made this a little gothier?
>still a little gothier
>a little more gothy
>even more gothy and WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE LIKE THIS ONE
>hmm, wonder how gothy we can go then
>fuck, we went too far
>pull back
>keep pulling back
>just a little more
>okay, we /metal/ again
>bit heavier now
>bit more aggressive now
>hey, we're kinda starting to sound like the early shit again
>we more or less sound like the early shit again but with better production because this is our 15th fucking album instead of our first

every teenager with a bandcamp account

They're poppier, that's for sure. Post-Volta is much more abstract and textural, if not so self-indulgent as to not actually be better than Medulla. Post wears quite the grab bag of influences on its sleeve for a pop record though, while Homogenic zeroes in on a style with more abrasive production and sentiments before Vespertine smooths the edges to a lustrous shine. Even with Debut I do like the trip-hoppier parts but I just have no taste for dance music.

Caretaker?

Anco

Swans?

his wife died after the album released ya dingus

>>nobody listened to this one
My Father is a top 5 Swans album tho

Flying Lotus?

She was dying, they knew the timer was ticking.

yes
you are in a very small minority, friend. the only rarer albums for someone to call their favorite are the solo Gira and Skin releases

>known as one of the best albums of all time
>same album but with a pop song
>has one song people actually care about
>nobody cares about this album
>watered down version of the first and second album, but with an edgy diss track calling the person he's dissing "gay" and claiming john d rockefeller died of aids
>again, an album nobody cares about
>same thing
>has a kanye feature
>another album nobody cares about
>fantano reviewed this one in 2012 when it came out
>kanye production

nas easy

>his first album
>his second album
>his third album
>his fourth album
>b-sides
>he's in a relationship
>he's a furry and that's not helping the relationship
>they broke up because he's a furry
>nobody cares about this EP
>demos
>double album
>EP where he tries to be Pink Floyd
>he's on a label now
>and now he sucks
>he's still a furry

gee i wonder who this is
is it maybe
furry zoomer phil elverum?

csh

correct
it's actually Furry Zoomer Phil Elverum, but you were close enough

probably tylo be chillin

>cringey scene pop
>ditto for three more albums
>even worse emo brostep
>ditto for six more albums

Sounds like Coldplay

>ayo i'm a party animal but that life's bad: part 1
>ayo i'm a party animal but that life's bad: part 2
>ayo i'm a party animal but that life's bad: part 3
>ayo i'm a party animal but that life's bad: the spinoff
>wait why the fuck am i so popular uhhh shit drugs are a great subject for my hit single right
>yeah that disco vibe is pretty cool but also fuck disco
>fuck my gf broke up with me FUCK

>AAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA
>I have a fever but i'll still sing
>Wew,that hippy's starting to kick in
>Similar but on cd now
>Yee haw
>Look at all the fishies
>Let's make something normal
>I'm sad now
>Let's make a barn into a studio
>Hiatus
>We're back

>yeah, we suck at playing
>fuck authority
>anarchy, yeah, rebellion
>bassist doesn't suck enough, get him off
>release first album
>shit, broke up

sex pistols

>Bible belt around anglo waist
>I am the faggot anti-pope
>Zogy Starwaste
>The cult of celebrity is real
>The freak show changed only in name
>She broke my heart and everyday is halloween :(
>I need teen pussy please love me
>I am a villain, the world needs someone like me
>I realise my own mortality and the weight is heavy
>its been 2 years and i need to release an album
>

>soundtrack that shouldn't have been made
>every hipster claims this is their favorite album just to be contrarian
>the meme album
>tfw you release an archival 15 years later as a cash grab

>i hate women
>i still hate women
>i loudly hate women
>i hate women, but weird
>guys i know it’s been awhile...i got issues :/ what’s that? oops sawwy for being a pedo

Swans

>best album
>second best album, true to the first
>really good live parts with shitty "experimental" studio bits
>only 1 good song, lasts entire side length
>like last one but better
>easy listening garbage with half of the runtime not
being actual songs
>underrated and overrated at the same time
>would make a really good double album with the last one
>way more tracks than actual songs, making it impossible to put the best ones in a shuffle playlist
>shit cut from the last album
There are some more albums but none worth mentioning

>generic alt-rock trash
>weird chamber/power pop
>(lead singer gets tired of their shit, makes a new band)
>more weird chamber/power pop, this was Yea Forumscore up until
>pop album, two of their tracks become normie anthems for several months
>(lead singer goes and makes garbage solo album nobody cares about, they haven't spoken to the public since)
no

Pink Floyd

neutral meme hotel?

>best album
>like 1st but worse
>weird but good, underrated but not great
>"boring" masterpiece
>overrated masterpiece
>like last but worse, some live bits
>another overrated masterpiece, some live bits
>band gets back together, makes their best album
>the rest are mediocre to shit

damn I thought I wasnt being too obvious

The third one gave it away

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you picked a really popular artist

yes

The first album actually isn't lofi according to the guitarist

>Like 10 mixtapes that didn't catch on
>If I don't get famous soon I'm gonna kill myself
>Oh shit that album made me famous sick
>Fuck I'm addicted to crack now

>clumbsy first try
>second try? Sound perfected.
>motherfuckin' 21 more albums that all sound exactly the same and are all great

>every millenial owns a physical copy of this album
I was born in 92 and I dont own anything of theirs, i never liked them. They reminded me of Nsnyc version of limp bizkit

Grimes? i dont listen to her, i just know she likes crack

Digimon OST?

Brand new

>several albums of normie hard bop and modal shit
>soundtrack, he suddenly realizes he likes funk
>three avant garde funk fusion albums
>three conventional funk fusion albums
>several albums of disco and smooth shit
>turntablism, acid jazz, and electro, oh my!
>several cash grab albums including but not limited to a pop album centered around John Lennon
kek but no

>Wacky Metal stuff
>Gloomy experimental stuff
>The best album

Jahseh was essentially a clout martyr.

Everyone is claiming this was a random robbery, but it's clear what was actually happening: his killers were driven to take his life solely for the sake of clout. They wanted infamy of their own and found it in gunning down a 20-year old.

As Jah was taking his final breath, he was surrounded by kids taking video and pictures of him. Why? For clout. No one was taking his pulse, no one was calling 911, everyone was standing around with their phones out as his body was clinging to life.

The moral lesson of Jahseh's life story should be a cautionary tale of the horr.ors of social media and how it's fucked our society beyond belief.

RIP Jah. See you in Heaven...

>underrated furfaggotry
>everyone's favorite album
>everyone's favorite album: the sequel
>the longest, most truly patrician one
>album-length "ep"
>re-recording of earlier tracks
>best songwriting, less emotional resonance
>everyone's favorite album: the remake

It was Tune-Yards

My guess would be Herndon desu

Probably going to be wrong here, but is this fun.?

This is CSH

>pre-catalog is too convoluted to cover
>bleepbleep bloop little kid noises
>spoopy ep
>i hid a bunch of dead animal sounds and arbitrary numbers in here, pretty scary right?
>royalty free guitar jams vol. 3
>we got featured in a Toyota commercial, so let's just cram out a few more guitar shits
>whoops climate change

yes actually, but you should really just call them Fun, they don't deserve the quirky formatting

>here's a bunch of random songs that not even my most ardent fans remember
>i hate myself
>i hate myself: symbolism
>i hate myself
>i hate myself but these songs will make every college girl wet
>i hate myself: electronica
>i hate myself but now my songs have a chorus
>i'm spiritual now

>Hey guys, know what sounds really good? Being sad as fuck but rocking out at the same time.
>Know what else sounds good? creating an entire genre while talking about really really white people.
>Okay let's be really fucking sad now, and let's be folk instead of rock this time.
>Okay now let's just take all of these songs we created that are literally the most perfectly crafted examples of music in history and put them all on an album
>I'm sad, but angry about it. So I'm gonna make an indie rock album.
>I think pop folk is more my style now, it's really fun.
>Let me absolutely ruin that whole pop folk thing and male one of the worst albums of all time
>Cool now let's take that last album and build up an absolute fuckton of hype only to drop and even shittier album.

>wasted time listening to Linkin Park's entire discography
>calls other people brainlets

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I have no idea but I really want to know.

>2lofi4you
>several splits
>haha I'm depressed! :)))
>no seriously I'm considering suicide at this point
>I don't even know the difference between bodies and backpacks or between basketball and vehicular manslaughter at this point
>the beginning of the end: a holiday album
>what the fuck is this shit
>b-sides

Whatever you say, I don't ever talk about that band anymore anyway, so it won't matter if I remember your rule or not.

NMH

fair, they really aren't worth bringing up except as a challenge for threads like this

Lou reed?

>a whole bunch of albums, but theyre pretty much all the same so they all just get 1 line

>I really want to die
>like really, really want to die
>I'm not joking, these albums are literally cries for help
>(lead singer commits suicide, band name change)
>holy shit
>it's getting better, but we're still in grief
>our music is now happy to some degree
>seven more albums, none of which will be remembered for much more than having bad covers

joy division/new order?

yep. that was faster than I expected, but I shouldn't be surprised when it's such a popular band on here

Only including studio albums
>YOU’RE JUST A MONKEY WITH YOUR CLAWS IN MY BACK
>Tarantino: the album
>Dude what if the Beatles played Garage krautrock
>Groovy tunes for being high
>Their best?
>FOURTHS!
>Underrated folk pop
>Normie pick, but still great
>Their Best
>Robot Puke
>Do ya like jazz?
>Most serious album
>Underrated & fun album
>Let’s save the environment one dance move at a time

Nope

Godspeed

>Hands down, one of the best debut albums of the 2000's
>Phenomenal first half that rivals the debut, second half is just decent
>Oh god, is this one of those bands that gets worse with each album?
>Yes and the our bassist is gone.
>Actually pretty good. Maybe they're on the right track now.
>Our singer's voice has gone to shit

Smashing Pumpkins????

>Straight up plagiarized Elliot Smith and Slint
>You can skip this one
>I'm broke and unemployed. I'm voting for Trump
>Is close to being a Tim Buckley album
>My most famous album, and fuck this concept album shit
>B-sides
>Modern classical album just because
>Hour long record that claims to be an EP
>One song takes up a third of the album
>A Crow Looked at Me

yep thats it

>the eagles lmao
>i'm gay
>i'm sad about shit but i'm glad it happened

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Frank Ocean?

yep, someone finally got it. in past threads I've left it at
>drugs
>gay
>staircase
>gay drugs
but nobody ever recognized it

>we clearly just got out of school and wanted to make a really fucking loud album with some dick jokes thrown in
>an intentionally bad album that people will claim is musical genius years down the line
>lets make ANOTHER album like that again but this time its slightly more grating
>lets make the most normalfag anti-normalfag album
>fuck it heres a country album
>we really just want to go to the beach right now
>lets make the safest shit possible and hope it sells well
>were done with the record company now so now were gonna make a tribute album to all of our other albums
>we dont know what to do with our music anymore

Your comment about the record label gave it away for me.

>im not gay
>i fucking hate gay people
>fuckin gay people am i right?
>i fucking hate gay people
>im gay
>frankenstein

What's with all the Tyler the Creator posting?

probably tylo be chillin

how does it feel to be so wrong

>The Pod
>Bad
I see the pleb filter worked

idk it's like he just had an album drop or something

Holly yeah

deafheaven

>miscellaneous screaming 1-4
>screaming but on a major american label what
>still screaming
>still screaming but more metal
>alright fuck screaming, we now do long psych jams. check out how i can fuck up this guitar feedback
>dude check out what i can do with this Mekons riff also their best
>the one everyone knows
>2 side long tracks and only one is good
>dude drums lmao

>let's sample some old rock songs
>let's make noisy scary music
>let's make depressed noisy scary music
>let's make depressed noisy scary music without vocals
ok, you should have guessed by now

>shit
>we're gay and edgy
>outtakes
>we're techno now
>outtakes
>soundtrack to a gay film
>a ghost visited us in the studio and made this album with us
>fuck, the seas are dying
>hallucinatory
>damn, the night sure is spooky
>noise
>more noise
>damn, the night sure is sad
>seasons (comp)
>spinoff to seasons
>dude, drone
>fucking around in russia
>four live albums
>hey, we've changed our sound
>oh fuck, my partner died, let's make a tribute that's overrated by avanteens
>hey, i'm going to repeat myself a lot (live)
>here's another tribute, but this time it's agressive
>tons of archival shit

coil

obviously

yeah i got it and i havent even listened to an entire coil album. i listened to half of ape of naples and decided it just sounded like gay and spooky banjo kazooie

havent felt any regrets or anything

>VERY HARD
>soft, very pleasant :)
>the popular one
>everyone forgot this one
>the other popular one
>a touch weirder
>mildly weirder
>outright strange
>split album
>even your EDM friends can't follow
>absolutely bizarre
>split album, same artist as before
>literally music for robots at this point
>4 hours of robot ASMR
>8 hours of robot ASMR
>over 24 goddamn hours of robot ASMR

I got confused, that first one isn't actually hard at all

>Quirky lofi pop song about love with female vocals
>More quirky lofi pop with female vocals
>Change up on vocalists, countryish album
>Lovely warm fuzzy synths
>More lovely warm fuzzy synths
>Everyone's doing vocals now, here's a long-ass concept album
>Pretty good song title gimmick album
>Let's go super noisy
>Let's go for a more stripped back approach
>Let's try and go back to our mid-late 90s sound but less good
>Wildly inconsistent autobiography

Swans?

Frank Ocean?

bingo

nas fucking kek

Brochampton

Poison Ivy is his best works since Frost God, Stranger is the most blandest shit he could've ever come up with

BOC

King gizzard

For me, it was staircase

Mastodon?

Autechre?

Boredoms