/metal/

Fuck you 2 edition
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Why didn't this album get a cringe edit back when that was a meme?

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Post your favorite black metal album.

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melodeath sucks

STAY AWAY
WHITE MAGICIAN
YOUNG LOVERS
AND MOURNING WIFE
YOU'RE NOT WELCOME ON OUR LAND
SO I SPEAK FOR THE DEAD

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YOU ARE INSAAAAANE
YOU ARE INSAAAAANE
YOU ARE INSAAAAANE
YOU ARE INSAAAAANE
YOU ARE INSAAAAANE
>YOU'RE ONLY LIVING
>ON BORROWED TIME
>FROM YOU FATE

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Melodeath does not suck

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COME TO THE SABBATH!

Thoughts on Incantation?

NOW HERE WE COME!

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Can't stop the crossover

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>melodeath sucks

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When i die........
Just kiss my ashes goodbye...

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RAADIIIOOOO
MEIN RADIO

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JUSTknot

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Bombs Dropping to Hell
youtube.com/watch?v=pLxYHeXDTJM

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That album cover reminds me of that one album where someone is tearing their face off. I forgot the name of it, though.

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bros does a wall of death hurt

if it doesn't you're doing something wring

fug. guess ill be hurting in a couple weeks

wrong*
most likely, booze helps

>People smashing into each other full force
>Does it hurt
No

why do people do this

youve seriously never heard a riff so fucking good and heavy that you wanted to hurt others and yourself (to an extent)?

I wish it was that easy. Life would be more enjoyable.

Anyone remember the album? It’s been posted here before.

Autopsy severed survival?

Nope. The cover was all white with a bit of blue. The face takes up the whole cover.

Morbid Saint?

Why do you have to be ugly to be accepted as a "real" "true" metalband?

If you are a bunch of neckbeards playing Deathmetal, metal fans and magazines love you and say you are true metal.

But if you are a bunch of fit young handsome guys playing deathmetal, then they call you posers and core boys even if you don't have any Hardcore breakdowns in your tracks.

Why do you have to be fat and ugly to be accepted in metal?

I dress nice (like fashion) work out and am young and girls like me, and because of that they call me a poser even though i can out shred those fat fags.

Nope. Getting closer, though.

Retarded hipster

How was the deafheaven album? Retard

There you go, just because i am attractive to girls.
Go on a diet and work out fatso!

>t.angry neckbeard

>I LOVE REPLYING TO OBVIOUS BAIT!

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Im like skinny as a holocaust victim
Just be fucking buff/fat/skinny (doesn't matter desu) and don't have retarded fuck boi hair
It doesn't matter if your ugly or not
and nobody mentioned about "hurr durr why do we have to be ugly hurrr durr"
Its only YOU

...

Tell that to "True Metal" fans and "Metal" websites.

Just don't dress like a hipster you fucking twink

You are retarded and just don't dress like a hipster fucking dumb ass

Can anyone rec me some good black metal bands? Preferably non-Americans but I'll accept whatever if it's good.
I've listened to pretty much all of the well known/popular ones, but I find that my tracklist is getting old and I just listen to the same songs every day.

Do you like masturbate while looking at your mirror?

youtu.be/QpwN-YKcQn4
They turned into a doom metal band but vocalist died so they broke up

youtube.com/watch?v=evoG7eKH4j4 atmoshit is best BM

youtube.com/watch?v=5BJ_wfp85fs
I'm currently blasting this and it's a fucking great album, so check it out. Also, there are lots of albums from different styles and countries on the pastebin, so check that out as well.

thoughts?

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Based power metaller

power metal is the most s 0 y metal genre

demolition hammer's first

>t. blacked metal zoomer

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should i, /metal/?

cool art but i don't understand how people above the age of 12 can listen to power metal

>t. 16-year old

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im not sure what are you trying to say but t-thanks i guess

bros i wore one of my band tees for the first time in a while and i was getting strange looks everywhere. how do you deal with that shit all the time

craft sux. its basic and boring

what band shirt

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by not being an anxious teenager and realizing people who will never see you again don't give a shit about what you're wearing

death logo shirt

lmao what? where tf you live in?
i mean it would be understandable if it was some grindcore cover but death logo? really?

rock hill south carolina. its easy to say im just paranoid but i never noticed it when i wear "normal" shit. maybe people notice it but dont want to say anything? idk bro

Thoughts?

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What's a good war metal album I can start my day with?

Two answers
1.People scared of you thinking your a satanist
2.probably other metalheads wondering if your a poser or not
I also give strange look to people when i spot a guy wearing a band shirt i think of "you better fucking know that band or ill fucking kill you"

new troll pasta?

youtu.be/YfNw-5kYgIs

if you live on a big city on the west or east coast, you could probably wear the craziest shit and nobody would bat an eye, but yeah a smallish city in the south may get you some looks from normies.

Have sex

Archspire's most recent?

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"Don't Post the Cringe"

whats some extremely generic black metal

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righteous pigs - stress related?

that’s it. thanks.

satyricon, 1349, urgehal

Unironically... Have sex

Are there any new Metal genres?

I am really bored with all the Metal and Core genres, is there anything fresh?

I saw an user yesterday posting this band, and it's pretty fresh sounding.

youtu.be/sTjcPLWW2M0

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craft

Dio's is the only album you actually need
Blind Guardian's is OK.
Dragonforce are tryhards you can listen to once in a while.
Everything else is fucking garbage and is best deleted upon sight.

Most of Swedish, Finnish and Norwegian BM

I've made my stance opposed to racism widely open and metalhead losers made responses like "DON'T censor music man it's freedom of speech" or "Its actual hate and makes music powerful". There is nothing "powerful" or "angry" about white pride. Its literally a fragile identity beta males use to feel a sense of strength by using outdated symbols and words projected onto others as an attempt to provoke reaction. It's trolling, these dorks wouldn't die for their convictions, they hide behind social media because they know they have no place in the world. Racism is a byproduct of Christianity and should be treated as such. If it were up to me all anti-semite squallers would have a bullet in their temple.

inb4 people fall for this bait again

Djent and whatever that shit baby metal does are the latest genres, but they are already getting stale

New MGLA when? Heard it's this year.

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I am the one
orgasmatron

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cringe

fag

"djent" isn't really new as the term was coined for meshuggah's mid 90s sound. the stuff we call djent now started getting popular in the late 00s

based speedböozer hunting down midnight posers

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What do we think, /metal/?

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>YOU ARE INSANE
>YOU ARE INSANE

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Is DBTO the most quotable album ever?

>trance metal
>not below 2.0 on rym
i'll give it a try

you can't even spell their name right, faggot
and they suck anyway

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Based. Bring back the golden times of cringe edits!

The edit is so fucking easy and I'm kinda disappointed you didn't do it yourself.

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I love FF, but seriously wtf is with the hat.?

youtube.com/watch?v=LN1QisSDB-o

Drone metal

this artwork is giving me visual AIDS

What is the most over the top power metal band in the world? Parody bands are welcome.

Earth 2 is 1993 my dude

Agreed

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Its a fucking youtube thumbnail
Also thanks user....

>Why do you have to be ugly to be accepted as a "real" "true" metalband?
Bullshit, Rob Halford and Bruce Dickinson are both handsome males.
Ridiculous outfits are just for the show.

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Probably Twilight Force, they use literal Disney-tier sound effects in their music. They're also from my hometown so I have a bias.

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Also i think chirs barnes and varg vikerness are handsome niggas
No homo tho

Dude Dickinson is uglier than sin.

>tfw no handsome elf to shred on my shoulders

Exactly what I was looking for, listening to To the Stars now.

>Rob Halford
That's a bit of a stretch, he's an average-looking bong, same with Bruce. I would say the ratio for handsome guys in metal is the same as in the species as a whole.

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GRANDMAAAA
WHAT WAS IT LIIIIKE

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TO BEEEE ON THE HOLIIDAY SIIIIITE

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i'm trying to remember the name of this speed/power metal band, one of their albums has a cover of long blond haired dude fighting someone on a motorcycle with a flail

kinda vague but if anyone knows what i'm talking about i'd appreciate it

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I know the album you're thinking of but I don't know the name. I know there's people in here that post it.

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OH IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE BUT WITH THEM ON MY SIDE IN THE TWILLIGHT THEY SANG ALL THE OLD LULLABIES

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CAUSE BABY BLOOODDD

IS FULL OF STRENGHT

Awesome, thank you!

IT'S THE EYE OF THE WIIIIIIIITCH
IT'S THE EEEEEYE OF THE WITCH
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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Cringe of a down

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PRAYSATANPRAYSATANPRAYSATANPRAYSATANPRAYSATANPRAYSATANPRAYSATANPRAYSATANPRAYSATANPRAYSATANPRAYSATANPRAYSATANPRAYSATANPRAYSATANPRAYSATANPRAYSATANPRAYSATANPRAYSATANPRAYSATANPRAYSATANPRAYSATAN

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Happy meshuggah

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megakek

tihi

>tihi

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can anyone help me find more tracks like this? just recently getting into metal but really really like this song, and some other iron maiden stuff. just dont know where to start

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unironically great thread

Why?

WHAT
THE
FUCK
AREYOUBLASTING

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youtube.com/watch?v=y1qlz0iO1UI
youtube.com/watch?v=a7r1zH-QXRI
youtube.com/watch?v=tC5Iqj64Hs8
youtube.com/watch?v=VZug9y81Axk
youtube.com/watch?v=DPyOhP1GTRQ
What are some other drawn-out BM tracks with a great atmosphere like these?

Haven't listened to Metallica in years. This album is way more boring than I remembered.

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try deafheaven

just start with all the classic/early stuff and think about what you like about what you hear and then branch off to other metal genres
i dont really listen to clean vocals so i cant help you there
try NWOBHM or power metal

first time listening

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t. only knows the burzum song
All shitposts/soiposts aside, deafheaven is fucking boring at best.

Anything but meal
youtube.com/watch?v=NqM032dnPtk

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Post more Traditional core please

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One of the coolest Black Sabbath albums out there

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cheers dude

Oneohtrix Point Never Replica

that alien on the back is kinda cringe

Personally enjoy wearing this label shirt out when I'm feeling misanthropic hehe

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Some girl once used my Dio shirt as a conversation starter. That was fun.

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YEAH I'M A MAAAAAAAAAAAN BUT IT STILL HURTS

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Did i make the right choices bros?

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>carpenter brut
Ohhh no no no...

what is this supposed to mean

i don't really know what i'm looking at
is green the ones you're seeing? if so why candlemass over testament?

Line up for a festival i'm going to
I already saw testament live and I like me some early candlemass

The Graspop is legitimately one of if not the most boomer festival I've ever encountered. On average there are 3 bands worth seeing on every lineup they've had, and it looks like this 2019 edition has none. It's even less forgivable when you know Belgium has tons of excellent festivals/venues.

>Not seeing death angel
Lol what

>not seeing discharge

>not seeing municipal waste

Recommend me some buttmetal essentials

Watain's debut

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>whitechapel

the entirety of swedish melodeath
the entirety of groove metal

Slipknot - Iowa

Burzum, Mayhem, Darkthrone...

Burzum, Mayhem, Darkthrone...

Speaking of buttmetal, how's Mayhem's live lineup looking these days? They're coming on tour in November and I've never seen them before

>shit music
>shit meme
like pottery

those are the bands that made it generic i.e. everybody copied them but yeah stay mad at the fact that black metal exists

Zoom zoom, boomer

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Midnight is breddy gud though

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t.

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based

Was there anything quite like the Sacriphyx LP?

HOLY SHIT
based, power metal in general has a buttload (ha ha) of butts

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I'm 100% sure none of them have even heard of Mifnight

loooooooooool they all look like Angel, the Yea Forums lass who triangulated man's IRL location thru his shitposts

Saved

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New Rammstein

Tasteful but disagreed on the one second row. She a cute

also metal-archives.com/albums/Heathen/Heathen/599641

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oh, and this

there needs to be an expanded chart

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Lil Wayne best metal guitarist

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Slipknot is better

Rob Zombie good or cringe?

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*blocks your path*

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I like some of his solo stuff and White Zombie is unironically based.

Better than that other cringe shit like Marilyn Manson

you already posted it

Thoughts, /meal/worms?

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god-tier death metal

what album do you reccomand? I like heavy stuff

youtu.be/owWuvbEvv9E

Listen to Time please. Also post King Diamond/Mercyful Fate riffs.

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More rappers should play guitar and join metal bands desu

>Graspop

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BEST COVER EVER!!
Heavy as fuck!!

youtu.be/Wn49z-Vwf4U

The 1st album is great, had some good tunes later on too.
Saw them live a couple years ago, it was pure K i n o 10/10!

now even combichrist is considered metal?

Unironically Iowa

Damn a lot of them have Pig Face!

Slipknot

youtube.com/watch?v=k0q87QNC7O8

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they sell a similar but slightly better one, idk if its sold out but you should look for it.

Unironically the best freshest Deathcore album ever.

No standard formula used, and just pure simple violents!

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyOQtrHcZeeyk6K1Indb1vITEuVv_FWoE

this a cringe thread?

Rob is ugly as shit lmao

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Sorry i don't speak surrender.

Sorry I don't speak coreshit

Bruce is a handsome dude he’s just old now

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I, Nicholas Vahdias swear it upon Allah himself to do everything possible to end this man who can’t name a classic death metal album other than blessed are the Sick and Altars of Madness without stuttering. This lying ignorant gorilla loving twink will pay for his lies. I have a bot that will continue to track any mention from Joe about DMU and its writers and I will do more than his twitter troll to hurt this “man”. Joe Thrash n’ Kill thinks he is a man but he is a devious little whore who flaps his chicken legs as if he actually accomplished anything in his life which we know is not true. The man lives in an over-sized shed, is married to a man and has no education or job prospects despite being in his thirties. You have made endless lies and insane statements throughout that podcast and you will pay for such actions. There is no time to list the nearly endless list of defamatory comments. The gorilla lover can’t even pronounce the word “effete”. Also your skits were worthy of a five year old, knowing about any topic is not the same as being able to analyse and to dissect it. Every human knows what a rocket is but few of them can detail how they are built, same principle with music.

S E E T H I N G neckbeard

I just don't like coreshit user

>i dont listen to this genre
>OMG U MUST BE SO ANGRY RITE NOW HEHEHEEHE I WIN

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But normal Metal isn't heavy enough.
Core is better because of the breakdowns and the grooves.
Blastbeats are not heavy.

>shitty boring breakdowns
>shitty plastic production
>shitty fake voials
>heavy

>voials
*vocals dammit

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Wow, that's early for Type O. Idk, I would recommend you to listen to rest of the Life Is Killing Me album and the next one, Dead Again. Loads of bands get called unique but Type O Negative is TRULY original sounding band looking at their discography so it will be hard to find something similar.

His looks dont matter he flies his own fucking private airplane

Listen to Saint Vitus Born Too Late
youtu.be/u7hOkYvbMsM

japower

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post ausgrind
youtu.be/fpzouWnf7NU

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If you have a dragon in your album cover and you’re not Summoning there is a 99% chance that there is at least 3 members of your band that take it in the ass.

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Objectively wrong and kill yourself

But he does look good

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You can both fuck off and die

Suffocation

Is my fetish

lack of oxygen makes cumming feel better that's not a fetish

Yea not complaining on that Bruce kicks ass

has two (2) good albums

Is there a Folk Black Metal or Pagan Black Metal chart?

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yeah but they also have 2 good eps

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how do I get into metal?

I like to grab my girlfriend’s neck until she can’t breathe anymore. That’s my fetish.

Darkthrone - Quintessence was the song that got me into Metal

Start with the basics more commercial bands like maiden, metallica, megadeth.

Or be like me and start listening black metal straight up. Not recommended though

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Check the FAQ
Lurk moar
If you find something you like ask for similar shit I guess

one of the worst albums in general to get into metal/black metal because of the vocal mix
but quintessece is a great song

maybe listen to some metal that has a lot of influences from stuff you like? there's a lot of metal with post-rock influence that's quite easy to listen to vocally and sometimes entirely instrumental

don't

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Weakest album of their "golden period" I'd say. Bought it when it came out. Among the Living is a much better album and Persistence of Time is a much harder album.

fuck rap music

Based.

My fav genre outside of bm is rap xd xd xd

that album is fucked

My band will be called Goregrinder and our first album will be "Mutilation of the Weak"

youtube.com/watch?v=kl1hgXfX5-U

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Does anyone here unironically like Deicide? I feel like they have to have at least 1 song i enjoy given their history but i just cant find it

simbly eric

listen to leigon

youtu.be/iZnNCJojyP0

This album is legit good, and this is coming from someone that never liked this try hard band before that album. Catchy death metal.

Through chuck like everyone else
youtu.be/_duhhVa-dk8

>falling for archaic bait

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But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.

We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.

To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."

I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.

Based homosexual Chuck poster

I can’t stop listening to this album lads

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They suck

Why does heavy metal suck ass
Even the rare decent bands are very few and far inbetween

>im fucking gay and stupid duuhhhhh
why did you post this?

no

there gonna be a fuck you 3 edition?

Heavy metal, power metal, thrash metal all sub-genres that have only produced average bands at best in the past twenty years. Should disappear tb h

stop samefagging

Yeah faggot I’m totally the only one that thinks that

Are newer bands worth listening to? It seems like a downgrade compared to the classics.

Black and death bands are worth it. The other sub-genres have declined the past ten or so years

Basically this.
Most sub-genres of metal are just nostalgic garbage/trash compared to black metal.
>inb4 trve kvlt! XD

Need Chuck gf

TOGETHER
We will leave our wives
AS ONE
ass filed with creampies
A LIVING HELL
my throat's become

I honestly think it's the opposite. There are a lot of good bands nowadays, while the classics are often considered as such only because they were popular or one of the first.

As much as i respect chuck and dont think he was a fairy this has potential, keep at it

Best album ive heard in years

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Yep it’s kinda funny how of all sub-genres of metal black metal which was the sub-genre that was supposed to be the less experimental ended up being the well, the sub-genre with more experimentation in the new millennium

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I honestly can't read any of the lyrics on Leprosy the same since these posts
>The first blood shed does not seem real
>Reality is what you feel
>Dropping to your knees you pray
>God won't make this go away

>You will not return alive - Left to die
>Suffering until the end - Left to die

Should next thread be a Cringe Revival thread? We could use some new ones.

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i still cannot play a single song off altars of madness

make a cringe edit out of this

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On what instrument? I can understand drums but guitar is no no no

cringe corpse

scooby dooby doo
where are you

youtube.com/watch?v=tTTARyt7SoI

holy shit guys, more music with this feel?

hahahaha, that album cover

gotta say this chart is based

nice

guitar
i'm not sure how accurate the tabs are and it's really hard to hear what's even being played sometimes

what song are u learning imo immortal rites is very doable

try downloading some older version of guitar pro and get some guitar pro tabs, that'll give you some possibilities in terms of muting tracks, slowing shit down etc
I struggled with Visions from the Darkside for years until I said fuck it and slowed shit down

i have most of maze of torment down
chapel of ghouls the third riff (i think) seems impossible
immortal rites the into is ridiculous but yeah doable probably
i've been using ultimate guitar it has a guitar pro thing

>immortal rites the into is ridiculous

Because it's the intro being played backwards you dummy

Hey guys, New thread here:

This album FUCKS and IS FUCKED.
Total fuckage, therapeutic as fuck

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Fucking lol

Mgla is fucking overrated after WHTN.

>kampen mot Gud og hvite Krist er i gang

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>women likes metal
>it's black

every fucking time...but why?

Honestly, I'd recommend just checking out some of the more experimental stuff. Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Thy Catafalque, Dodheimsgarde, Unexpect, Diabolical Masquerade, Terra Tenebrosa and Sigh are all interesting and unique sounding at the very least

lol

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>pretty much all favourite bands / albums are from recommendation charts
>very few bands i like i found myself
>just repeatedly listen to the same stuff because trying to find new music i like is tedious as hell

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EIF was great, you've clearly forgotten how to perceive correctly

No worries user. Just like what you like.

Here's another rec: Funerary Bell - Undead Revelations