KPOP GENERAL

are we still playing the game gaybros?

word

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i'd hatefuck dubu

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there is no relevant country where that's currently true

omo...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>hfw she realizes it was chicken and not beef

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BLACKPINK

this is not the first time....

What if it's just one girl...

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this guy looks like 5'9 and he's obsessed with working out due to body dysmorphia caused by his tiny penis. i'm telling you, put this guy with an actual chad and he'll start acting like a nervous female

homosexuals are not welcome here

Is he still fit?

are they gonna wear these outfits at the twicelights concerts?

Date with Yoo

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have nothing against asian men whatsoever but just curious why do you feel the need to defend them from random weak insults on an anonymous image board lol

Sana desu

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wait chen two is still down? retarded broken site

wonho likes lifting more than life itself, he's gonna be fit until his metabolism shits itself in his early 40s

SLUTTY PABO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING

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Any kpop like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=oVWEb-At8yc

Suga is a chad

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oh baby take my love

weak foundation to the site. amazing idea bad execution

youtube.com/watch?v=ZMlxnLJQemA&t=0s

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Chewie is objectivity prettier, let's be honest

>posting gaypop manlets

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ourgirls

Reminder to all Asian bois. That boipucci is property of white men, so don't even waste your time trying to get a gf with that little feminine penis.

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lmao no

why does kpg, a self proclaimed group of "white chads", get so insecure when attractive shirtless gaypops are posted?

blonde lucy was better

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god damn it. i would

word but these 2

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ohnononono Gandybros got too cocky

shut the fuck up you dumb twink

>group of "white chads"
pretty sure this is a meme no one here is a chad at all

>posting a nigger

you queers would get BTFO in under 10 seconds from based Chadho lmao

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The only chad in BTS honestly

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post them all you want, just don't lie to our faces and tell us they're not inherently beta males

would legit let Irene and Eunha use me as their human toilet

omo

because they’re jealous like how roasties are jealous of stacies

this but irene and eunbi

youtube.com/watch?v=rPbxdIDK-o4
they are so fucking hot

we love manlets here

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i could beat the shit outta any gaypop except for maybe that guy from kard. i highly doubt most of them have even been in a fight before

are there any chads in ATEEZ?

>ariana grande fan
>chad

someone update me on the meta here
whats up with the kpg offshoots like chen two and kpop re? whats the point?

#doysplace

>wonho
>btfoing anything

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test

Wtf, Rina is only 17? Fuck, I almost did something bad..

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reminder that wonho dated a ftm tranny

literally who

>suga is chads's whore
word

age is a social construct

it's a place for the faggots and trannies to go to and leave us alone

mingi and yunho are both mountains especially next to their members but the only true chad is the athletic manlet maknae. he could 1v1 everyone in his group with no remorse.

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this is wonho's ex...

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why won't Yea Forums let me post i'm m*ss*ng ch*n2

we've had those for years, they mostly serve as a place to migrate when Yea Forums goes down or when jannies go on a sperg spree and ban everyone

minhyuk threatened to cut off access to his bussy if he wonho didnt straighten up

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just do it you pussy

post TWICE pics from the recent akaraka concert please

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>tried to post i m*ss ch*n2
>error: our system thinks your post is spam

wut

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weki meki were all underage except for suyeon when they debuted

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missing my ch*n2 tranny friends

basically cripple and his circlejerk crew conspired to manipulate the other retards into segregating themselves into 27 different threads

what about mullet?

manlets with microdicks are part of the fem appeal

Straight men
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ib_1ATfr8wM

at this point it is

not sure why chen II is banned but kpop re isn't

fromisniggers went on a shilling spree for weeks and the mods finally banned it. hilarious because kpop.re/int and bona.cafe etc still aren't

no meme hair this go around?

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You right, gonna go do that bad thing now.

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thinking about my beautiful wife

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fr why is she so popular?

hey retard, Suga isnt a wife hes a chad and hes plowing top tier pussy every night

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wanna live in Eunha's ass

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Kgirls can't rap for shit
Why don't they just get black guys to sing the rap part like westerners do?

>You were born in time to live at the same time as these angels
Maybe life isn't so bad after all bros

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i started liking suga again
even though he's a fat bitchy grandpa now

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White chads only post Seulgi and don't care about anything else.

Source for this?

mullet is a relatively soft spoken midget with a high voice and a fat ass what do you think

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do it bro. she needs it bad

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letting their hair heal back before the concerts

is chen dead forever or what?

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Anyone without black hair has meme hair in this pic.
Asians are black only

it’s what keeps me going dbh

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>Asians are black only
word

i think that sounds kind of hot. id probably plow his bussy by this description.

>asians are blacked only
word post that jimin/tony pic

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redpill me on RV
notably joy and wendy

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Looks like Fancy is SOTY
youtube.com/watch?v=kOHB85vDuow&feature=youtu.be

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Luda...

>a monkey's butt is red, red is Hyuna, hyuna is

What did she mean by this? All these years and I still wonder

girl groups have 95% of all good kpop songs

and the last 5% is infinite

youtube.com/watch?v=Hi54WjHr-DA
youtube.com/watch?v=weIiaA-h4pk
youtube.com/watch?v=JvNUilVWFDs
youtube.com/watch?v=zpT4EkgSIQg
youtube.com/watch?v=tqC8AmuZuLI
youtube.com/watch?v=Sj0FvZGSzCo
youtube.com/watch?v=wgmSImDoJNg
youtube.com/watch?v=2C-dsCaFJzE
youtube.com/watch?v=BDbpE6qHDSA
youtube.com/watch?v=HfI-wYRrp5s
youtube.com/watch?v=L7kaScuQ0KM
youtube.com/watch?v=YiiqHq_kNnU
youtube.com/watch?v=i1oTSAhdzNQ
youtube.com/watch?v=Cmhca-ROWwQ
youtube.com/watch?v=TM-gCW45YHc

when is he winning an oscar

i swear if i ever saw one of you homos irl i'd stomp your fucking head in

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502 Bad Gateway
nginx/1.10.3

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joy is a fat whore, which is based
wendy is a leaf and pretty cringy, which isnt based

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good night mukpg

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L'Kpop, c'est moi

>homos
hahaha

If you're a lesbian in your 30s you'll love it

damn bros... I'll wait a year though

mamamoo?

strictly musically speaking. was the best gg this gen then rbb happened

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red=pop
velvet=r&b

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stop being such a cuck dude

i havent seen a lot, must be cause it was a surprise performance
youtu.be/8pm5C6e8hv0

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Same but change lesbian for spinster

Why do ultra gooky kpops like Dubu get me so much harder than the others? Do I just have really bad yellow fever?

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n-noonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~

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>t. fat incel loser

Japanese sometimes have dark brown hair.

uh no, mmm have lots of female fans but they also have chad fans.
something RV does not have.

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actual "really bad yellow fever" would be finding laowhy86's wife attractive

>not a pedo
>cuck
not adding up user

i'm so excited. the summer whore outfits are returning

an ultra gook wouldn't be that white

are kpg gaypop posters good looking irl?

best timeline

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imagine wearing lewd outfits and shaking your ass literally begging dudes to jerk off to you only for them to be like "ohhh noo i better not, you've yet to make the required number of revolutions around the sun for me to admit that i'm sexually attracted to you!"

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wow he's beautiful and i want him inside me..

based miracle

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Making K-pop straight one post at a time
youtube.com/watch?v=7_RLMDZsuI4

lol i'm shredded believe it or not

post the hg screenshots

youtube.com/watch?v=qODWFe6v3zA
>crop tops
>pigtails
>leggings under shorts
>that one guy holding a card in his mouth practically begging me to shop a condom over it
it's like they want me to view them as females

based

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i love momo dance practice vlives

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yeah im cute and short, manlets please hmu

changing retardo's diapers...

YYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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just wanna fuck some kthots

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god these pictures haunt my nightmares

when will ksoo raw me already

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>Two more months
I don't think I will make it bros

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based and moopilled

The 4th girl in this MV was my favorite

Stop posting my picture!

we know where jine went

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good night

is this a k-pop mv? looks more like softcore porn

>raw me
he doesn't want to contract hiv tranny

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damn yooki looking smoking here

what does raw mean

It's Dumbfoundead, meme rapper

she sort of reminded me of Taeyeon with her styling

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look at this nerd

dubu flapping her invisible angel wings

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hi friend

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Idk the source, it was posted on an earlier thread and saved them. Maybe someone else can help us out.

chink princess

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omo

when you stop being unholy

Wtg I here bts now

I feel bad for this guy desu, the standard "just lose weight and get a haircut bro" doesn't really work for him

>p-please no bully!! you can have my lunch s-sir!!

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sorry idk who that was, some falseflagger probably :/

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youtube.com/watch?v=icEAdRrcXUM

just watch their performance today user it'll make you feel better

what does raw me mean?

>Koreans think somi is uggo
Imagine living in such a faggot county

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maybe if he got his teeth fixed, contact lenses and skin treatments too..

how is egg SO ugly holy shit, you could literally take some random gook off the streets of seoul and he'd look just like egg with his fat head and dumb haircut

fucking w/o protection

I'm fucking with it thx for putting me on

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who can compete?

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May Boy Group Member Brand Ranking

1 BTS Jimin
2 BTS V
3 NU'EST Minhyun
4 BTS Jungkook
5 BTS Jin
6 BTS RM
7 BTS Suga
8 BTS JHope
9 NU'EST JR
10 HOTSHOT Ha Sungwoon
11 ASTRO Cha Eunwoo
12 NU'EST Baekho
13 NU'EST Ren
14 Super Junior Kyuhyun
15 NU'EST Aron
16 EXO Xiumin
17 EXO Chen

???
akb is such a mess

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youtube.com/watch?v=e6sUaNBheHs
check the metadata next time bro

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eating meat uncooked

ducking with no condoms

Not even mad cause a GOAT

fuck off idiot

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they worship the white. those niggas are just jealous 100%

He wasn't a meme until he started leaning into Hallyu popularity. Arguably he's the best asian-american rapper in the game right now.

girls with better feet

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Where and when

nice figure

literal goddess

>that pic
eww thanks for proving his point

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based our boy xiumin being the highest exo every single time

who is this bitch

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jiheon

mina girls day

>v
yikes

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she's a turbocutie with a nice voice

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any sharkman in

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he’s not you’re just blind
he’s very conventionally attractive which is why he’s always popular with gay men

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what about her

Yes. he slimmed down a bit during Alligator promos coz Starship told him to stop lifting

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Nuguest had a comeback?

mogs your fat husbando

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hey friend

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meido

and a fake win too

adorable

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wow kinda want him to raw me (no homo)

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i'm a mentally ill failure who lives in the past.

what girl-group should i listen to? i was thinking about making myself a playlist with only flop-groups to commiserate with my sorrows

word

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JYP fired her for being too ugly

hey
how are you doing

wony...

how do i adopt this child

every time somebody posts kyungpoo or pooga i cant help but cackle because i mog them so fucking hard

i'm so picky

she is uggo on top of looking older than granrene

what a chad fuuuuuuuuuck

m.youtube.com/watch?v=wSutRRxOpmU

based average white man

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listening to that right now

good taste

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/ourgirls/
twitter.com/kconjapan/status/1129567519239417857

yuna looking like a SNACK

*mogs Taehyung*

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i'm starting to realize i really am smarter than all of you

i don't know why i can't make my mind up to leave this world

i feel sorry for you all i guess. it makes me sad to think that i could leave this place and hav ea real life waiting for me wit money, accomplishments, meaningful relationships et cetera

for some reason i find myself unable to tear myself away from you all

after all what good is it to laugh with my wife and drink wine knowing that she only loves me because i'm 6'0" and make six figures

when my wife laughs and talks about losers who used to ask her out, i secretly sympathize with the losers

maybe i should just quit looking for happiness in my marriage, and go become a jesuit so i can educate the neediest hearts and minds

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>6 BTS RM
>7 BTS Suga
Is Suga really that busted now?

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imagine sucking their toes

you're not smarter than as evidenced by the content of your post

that chink doesn't even mog his own bandmates

weird how minghao was absurdly hot with a shaggy black mullet but the second he changed it he went back to a 7/10 from a flattering angle

Only slugchads.

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Literally me before I killed myself

twitter.com/realflovers/status/1129326365319131141
who is going to tell the person who wrote this tweet that mnet and stone music are both subsidiaries of CJ EM

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qt

give up the peopl here are all schizophrenics who worship black culture

they have no judgment over anything and tring to educate them is just casting your pearls before swine

when the PRC takes over the world the average KPG-prole will be broken into slavery and they will enjoy it too because slaves at least serve useful functions in society

patrician gentlemen can't save the whole world anyway. i suggest that you manage your finances responsibly and dwell in peace, quiet, and understanding with your wife

having a happy marriage is a good thing btw. it's not being selfish to say you want a happy marriage.

nobody cares what twittershitters say

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shut up morono everyone loves rapping mastermind

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RM got hotter and we only want suga in a skirt.

guess what tinny; i just imaginarily fucked your imaginary wife. what do you think about that?

I REALLY REALLY REALLY NEED YOONGI

IN A SKIRT

2
0
1
wow they're ugly

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Turning Yoongi's anus inside out

>wuju summer comeback
>10 photocards
Chinkbros...

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>tfw you hate trannies but your body says otherwise
I really need yoonji...

Thanks, now its time to jump on the Rina train

that's an interesting story user

it's amazing how you fucked my wife in our head yet my son has my DNA

i guess your sperms just gave up when their overlord arrived

angry chimpwon

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>after all what good is it to laugh with my wife and drink wine knowing that she only loves me because i'm 6'0" and make six figures
that wouldnt be the ONLY reason she loves you but a big part of it yeah. but that aside, what the fuck do you want her to love you for? you're sense of humor? your intellect?

>casually walks by

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by how

it's ogre

>that beginning of a beer gut
*jiggle*

>i was thinking about making myself a playlist with only flop-groups

i got you senpai

youtube.com/watch?v=7_jWtcfJ2n0
youtube.com/watch?v=6LtVvmSYoN0
youtube.com/watch?v=oPJRWq2Lw8g
youtube.com/watch?v=wz8FUdgTbz0
youtube.com/watch?v=83k2wFGBcns
youtube.com/watch?v=22H_DO_twBI
youtube.com/watch?v=4gwLPUIMNV8
youtube.com/watch?v=Op8cDa0feXI
youtube.com/watch?v=UVeTI4v24M0
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youtube.com/watch?v=187oF0LI5QQ
youtube.com/watch?v=Dwm7IlPO1Uo
youtube.com/watch?v=fdsjpcnPurY
youtube.com/watch?v=r-MXLmNnarQ
youtube.com/watch?v=nCBV176XWB0

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i think i'm in love bros

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there's only 2 or 3 actual white men here. the rest are larping

don't do that idiot

you don't have the genitals for that roastie

our 70s actor

angry minjoo

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aren't they under OTR

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

they are both goddesses desu

I was just looking for cute Minjus, but there's so much Chaewon + Minju stuff. I hate shipping.

idk, i do not understand women

i guess i want her to love me for being a man of beauty

i want to write bestsellers at home and have my wife bring me coffee and cigarettes while i sit at my desk

and to tell my children "your father works ver hard so you can enjoy all these blessings"

the women in my family tree also have a tendency to divorce men in old age. so i'm paranoid that if i ever get sick or injured, wife will take one look at me in the hospital in m debilitated state and just leave me to rot

i'm paranoid about this b/c some of my parents' friends literally divorced their spouse for being sick

cute

>shower water not getting hot
>it's winter
literally medieval torture

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watching jimmy's beer gut jiggle as he rides my dick

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which is a subsidiary of stone
they're all literally in the same company, but the user is trying to portray them as different entities for whatever reason

get one of those latin american suicide water heaters

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look at all those gookers

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thanks user this is pure genius

god bless all uggos, nugus and flops

men don't make enough money in old age, so they are no longer useful to women. cold facts

>i guess i want her to love me for being a man of beauty
>i want to write bestsellers at home and have my wife bring me coffee and cigarettes while i sit at my desk
this is 100% possible and literally not an unrealistic scenario AT ALL. your definition of love is only slightly warped. women fall in love with a mans status, resources, and "vibe." all things which reflect who the man is ironically