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first for thrash
Black metal is gay and poopy
DANCING THE WITCHES DANCE
DANCING THE DANCE
DANCING THE WITCHES
DANCING THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE
melodeath sucks
JUSTknot
best Megadeth album post-Youthanasia?
Daudi Baldrs is Burzums best album, prove me wrong.
Protip:
>you cant
All Burzum albums are different varieties of turds so that means nothing.
Slipknot is best
I bet you fags sure feel dumb for shitting on nu-metal back in the day now that godawful crap like djent and metalcore exist now
it's so bad it's funny, I'll give it that
I mean I shat on nu-metal and now I'm shitting on djent and coreshit, not sure what you mean
Again thanking the user who recommended me Per Le Sang Verse. Might be in my top 10 metal albums overall.
This
caverncore is breddy gud
United Abominations
Thanks fags will try to listen to it again before making the final decision
That's exactly what I thought at first, it sounds like shitty runescape ost. But then I grew to like it, maybe even more than some of his more renown shit.
Varg was never capable of writing a solid album.
NU METAL IS BEST METAL
HAHA DAS RIGHT WHITE BOYS
BASES
Hhhhnnngggg
Why is she so beautiful bros
Music for this feel?
black men are beyond based
This
based
This is now a based black man thread
fuck niggers
DEVILS ISLAND
DEVILS ISLAND
fresh cavern
Bases
Based
Bases
more of this
Here
this
imagine the smell
fuck off /pol/, just post metal you faggots
kek
I DRINK 'TILL I FUCKING GO DOWN
Slipknot is best band to fap to
Monkey BTFO
Whats his fav band?
black men >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. hispanic men >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> human shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. everyone else but white men >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> white men
How bad was it this time around lads?
What's his
I fell asleep listening to this cringe fest
Bases and finna
Ooga
I weirdly kind of enjoyed it, their brand of melodeath is the most stock and commercial around, but this album was a 6/10 to me.
this
Prejudiced Parkway Drive
Imagine convincing yourself to listen to melodeath just because you hate black people. Why not just bite the bullet and listen to Skrewdriver? oh because they're not crust/d-beat, the only kind of punk you tourists can listen to because it reminds you of nu-darkthrone?
Best metal festival? Not all of you are shut in faggots right?
These types of album covers will be remembered the same way the photoshop vomits of the late 90's/early 00's are remembered,
metal/punk festival*
I don't live anywhere near any of them, and I'm not flying to Europe to see some bands I kinda-sorta like
really? looks like their last album cover, but done in 3d
I went to metal festival once and stole some guys phone n wallet in mosh pit hehehe
I just realized that the main riff of One Road to Asa Bay is basically just Child in Time
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Thoughts?
Quorthon was a hack
Yeah, that one where some viking's fighting a huge sea serpent has a cool concept, but it's overdone. A non-digital painting would have been way cooler.
Okay, this is epic
wanted to go to this
their lineup this year kinda sucks
It looks like an add for a mobile game about Vikings. It appeals to retarded 13 year olds, and not in a good way.
now THIS is a REAL album cover. Ahh, the pre-photoshop days.
/s
>/s
its a cool concept and they do what they do well
but it has no replay value
it's something you recommend to someone on Yea Forums just to fuck with them
Their only good album is the one with the only good album cover
I don't know 90% of those bands but there is some good shit. How much for a ticket?
post your favorite album art, cunts.
not a huge fan of this album but the cover's so great.
Once Sent, Versus the World, and Twilight are their only good albums, and even then they're only 7/10 albums.
POST YOUR THREE FAVORITE SABBATH SONGS OR DIE!!!
>Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
>Symptom of the Universe
>Zero the Hero
i listened to that whole fuckin thing for some reason
not bad, moderately spooky cave noises
bruv don't even compare that album's cover with berserker's
give me your most autistic speed metal
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>getting filtered by Amon Amarth
wew
thoughts? I know some of these are a stretch or too obscure but I wanted to fill out a full 5x5
How the fuck am I supposed to pick just 3? I'll try
>Killing Yourself to Live
>Lord of this World
>War Pigs
I'd like them a lot more if their production wasn't so commercial
zaps all the energy out of their recent albums
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still the goat though
250 for 3 days, 110 for 1
to see Megadeth, Opeth, Electric Wizard and High on Fire and swim in a lazy river
Harm Done - s/t, Abuse/Abused
any Conan album
Leprosy, Human by Death
Toxic Holocaust - Hell on earth
Entombed - Left hand path
Moonsorrow - Jumalten aika
At the gates - At war with reality, To drink from the night itself
The black dahlia murder - Nocturnal, Everblack, Nightbringers
Infest - Mankind (EP)
Bolt Thrower - Those once loyal
off the top of my head...
>no Keydragon
fuck right off
I'm going to bed now and I'm wondering who will be a bigger faggot tomorrow: the jannies or the spammers? Place your bets. I'm voting for the jannies desu
Holy shit that's a fucking ripoff. Looking at the lineup and the price not surprised you didn't go.
What the fuck classifies "stoner metal"?
DUDE WEED LMAO themes/lyrics
I don't get stoner metal
When I get high I just want to listen to power/thrash/speed
hard pick but I've always (or at least since 2006 or so) had a hard-on for this one, it's literally perfect, everyone who's tried to replicate it has failed
should be pretty obvious if you actually listen to the music
Are there any decent nu-metal albums worth listening too? It seemed like a genre I was fond of when I was younger since I was a frustrated, angry individual but looking in retrospect now I can’t find a lot of artists that don’t sound like they’re trying too hard to be edgy. I was going to give some of the early Korn albums a try to see if they are ok. Personally I think it’s been hard for me to find something because that genre of metal is associated with the ultimate mall core edge lord it’s hard to be open to it.
also this one for similar reasons, making a picture of the artist look cool and fit the music is hard for metal, all his later ones just suck
Limp Bizkit's debut is unironically pretty good. Fred's vocals are the worst part of it though, sometimes his whiny vocals suit some songs well, but not most of the time.
White Pony is still the shit.
but they have a lazy river AND a wave pool
try Maximum The Hormone
this was ok
WHAT ARE YOU BLASTING?
iconic cheesy cover. I like the (fake set?) ruins/castle you can see in the background
Captures the album's atmosphere so well.
Early Korn albums, Slipknot's first 1 or 2, SOAD if you consider them to be nu-metal
also brbr DENG
Turn To Stone
Ancient Warrior
Anno Mundi
fucking kys
Mudvayne sucks ass though
Why didn’t I know about this album fug
Edgelord reporting in
>Heavier then all Core Shit!
Core cunts BTFO
I'm moving to a new city and starting a new job next week, gimmie albums to cope with the overbearing anxiety
I won't unless you get more specific about what you want
anything but glam
belphegor is good
>having anxiety
lift more
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I hope there's a single album on there new to you that you like. Good luck with the move and job, I hope things work out for you, fren.
>anything but glam
based
hey quit creeping on my myspace man
Slipknot
TOOLS new album "Lethargic" just leaked boys
Don't say that you'll trigger the elitists
Whats a metal album that i can play on speaker without strangers cringing
Portal of I is great
Citadel is meh
Urn is garbage
Nothing, alternatively, just blast G Ö R E and disregard what they think
Its ok i think im finna just go smoke weed and bump Igor in the whip
Nice selfie dweeb
pic related
Whos the jannety?
NSBM with lots of hitler speech samples
hmmm
Who fucking cares. most people will hear whatever you're listening to for like 10 seconds at the most.
>ass blood
BASED
soissessed
No i like to listen to music on subway ride on portable mini bluetooth speaker but when i play metal i get weird looks
stare right back you fucking pussy
>soissessed
No i have severe anxiety and high functioning autism my therapist said not to make any more confrotations or they send me back to mental hospital
Thirteen probably
Hate the vocals, sounds like mastodon.
please dont use speakers in public to listen to music at least get a pair of headphones or something
>high functioning autism
That just means you're Chad as fuck
Are you African-American by any chance?
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Are they good or bad? Based or cronge?
Decide that for yourself, don't be a Yea Forumsdrone.
>American metalcore bands influenced by Gothenburg meloshit
Christ I nearly vomited typing this shit out
they're crinfe but caring about what other people think is crangfe also
Name a metal band that is Yea Forums certified besides Slipknot
Converge, Agalloch, Sunn O, the list goes on...
Nobody likes Slipknot here
get the fuck out newfag
Der Stürmer
Stop playing music in public over speakers are you autistic?
oh
The black vocalist had angelic vocals
I do...
Is it true he quit band because he saw racist stuff on band members phone?
Don’t know I’m not a fan of the band
He had pic related
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>Leather
>Tits
>Pits
>Blood
>Portrays exactly what the album is about
It's perfect
Their set at This is Hardcore is nice because they seemed genuinely happy to be there and kind of shocked to be accepted, and not playing Ozzfest Redbullmonster shows. One guitarist short and just playing old stuff, I was never the biggest fan, but it's worth checking out.
>tfw 95% of black metal obsessed people I met are weird and autistic
I love black metal and probably come off as weird too to be fair, but jesus christ
Lads how come Henry Rollins never fronted metal band he had the perfect voice for it
>that one guy I know who played varsity football, grills burgers for his family, works as a realtor and is super into first wave BM
Can confirm I love black metal and I’m autistic. Black metal is all about identifying patterns and that’s autistic.
i don't assume you listen to much metal if you can't tell the difference between hardcore and metal vocals
Based and J-pilled
story? did he dead?
>first wave BM
Poser shit. T-shirt-core shit.
i know a guy who's buff as fuck, handsome, smart and working as a nurse who listens to Darkthrone and Cannibal Corpse all day every day
DRAGON LADY WANTS TO MEET YOU
based
Basado
>LADYYY OF WINTER
do you suck his dick too
So what if I do? It's 2019, ffs
based and gaypilled
dickgirls or bust
based
>tfw no longhaired tough acting but actually sweet metal bf
Fuck off faggots
isnt that gay
it's a better kind of gay
desu that girl already looks like a transsexual so I may as well just fuck a dude
nah
Goddamn she (male) looked a lot better back then.
>there's no Star Trek themed metal bands
>there's no Klingon metal
Lame
ROCK AND ROLL GAS STATIOON
BANG YOUR HEAD!
Ey dude, fill it up man
YAAAAAAAAAAAÅÅÅÅÅÅÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖGHHHHHH
Lads im starting to like nu metal
I'm sorry I complained
That was punishment enough
I found some Klingon themed power electronics/harsh noise so that will do
Same
YAAAAAAAAAAÀÀÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÉÁÚÇ
The one and only CANDY FROG!
Oh my gosh, your brain, the only kind that will grow
Shiny! Shiny! Shiny! It's a girl, CANDY!
CANDY CRINCHES:
CANDY CRINCHES
CANDY CRINCHES
I'm sorry
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Ohh yes im sure your independent Polish Burp Metal band is much much better ya finna dweeb
Nu-metal revival when?
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God I'm happy I'm not like you.
Keep talking shit im finna slit your throat and fuck the wound
every day the amount of metal I do not like gets smaller and smaller
same dude its a good feeling
>ICP
Why this dude crying about the holocaust on this album. Jesus christ bands really do run out of ideas when they get rich and comfortable.
Seriosuly why the fuck did people bother making music after this was released?
Korn and Mudvayne have always been good.
Shit album
>(((Disturbed)))
What the hell did you expect?
Sorry I dont listen to white supremecist
Besides that pointless shitty first song this album is amazing.
If this album would have a different album cover everyone would just ignore it.
Love CC's Torture, its production is so sharp, like Mayhem's Chimera for dm.
gay opinion
That's actually really depressing and I'm sorry you guys feel that way
I personally an always finding something new and exciting to listen to
Not true.
he's a kike
?
No you read that wrong
Oh fuck
Cant read for shit I guess
Woops
Meant for !!!
Anyone in the Montreal area want to form a band? I’m having a hard time finding musicians who aren’t stupid or weird as fuck or both. I play guitar and I’m fully equipped. I know this is a long shot but I figured some of you guys on here are gonna be less retarded than the people in our local music scene. You can reach me at montrealmetal@protonmail
>drinking alone again on a friday night
metal for this?
Babymetal
Am i the only one who squeezes girls boobies, ass and vagina as they crowd surf above?
>boobies
manchild
No, there's plenty of sex offenders on the registry.
LD50 and Kill I oughtta are great and you know it
There's a reason the sex offenders get raped and beaten in prison the most.
Hey i live in Ontario but i have no musical ability whatsoever can j play bass and can i live on your couch if i travel to quebec
who fucking keeps falling for ever weak ass bait post? i want reddit to leave
Literally yes send me an email
Note: This post is a weak ass bait post. Do not reply.
Kek one time i squeeze this hot goth girls tits then guy behind me starts screaming "REALLY MAN SHES NOT EVEN 14" try fighting me but i swerve my way thru crowd. It looked like he was raging to tune of song kek
>posts manlet nazi
Guranteed yous
kike detected
this just came out
has the new fleshgod apocalypse album leaked?
why are you proud of being a nonce
did you really need to both start and stop this post with a "kek"? makes it really obvious the majority of your socialization occurs through a computer screen
NAZI PUNK NAZI PUNK NAZI PUNK FUCK OFF!
Finna
Cringe
Also FUCK NONCES!! :)
hey meal i just took a shower im feelin fresh got any tunes for me
retard
Wow can’t wait for all the prog fans that don’t listen to prog to emerge
I listened to Transilvanian hunger while working night shift at Walmart, it kept the nogs away while I worked
if you're into thrash type stuff i thought this kinda new bewitcher album was good
What are some bands that have an everything is fucked, dont trust the government, society is cunted sort of aesthetic or theme.
Thinking like Dystopia
Rage Against The Machine, System of A Down, Dead Kennedys
megadeth
Slipknot
my nigger
i was waiting for the Sepulchral Riffs poster to talk about it but he apparently died
i got riffs
>guy who doesn't believe in government or nations is a nazi
simply epic...
Condor- Unstoppable Power is another cool album in the same style
>not a huge fan
why the fuck not?
these guys just made the best power thrash album of the past 10 years
>leather thrashing sepulchral riffs from hell poster is fucking dead
drums and synth sound too artificial to me.
my favorite by the band is Carpathian Wolves fwiw.
>there's a spiritual successor to Ripping Corpse
>they write songs about martial arts
Well that's a good one at least, although I prefer Thousand Swords. The output definitely dropped off after Immortal Pride
a little more speed metal but I've been listening to it a lot album comes out next month
Why are you boys posting here on a Friday night? For me, it's to wish my brothers a good night :)
(Life Metal is perfect before bed just saying)
I have a deadline for Tuesday morning so I've been working and shitposting at home instead of getting drunk
He's not dead, he posted like 2-3 days ago and I confessed my love for him but he never responded. I'm sure he's just busy
Weed is better anyways desu
Now that I finally have time to give Possessed's new album a spin, I must say I like it.
so you guys gonna check out Slipknot tonight on Jimmy Kimmel Live? should be like 20 mins away.
cant wait to hear how shit it sounds.
It's quite good, innit?
I'm glad they did so well for themselves.
>he’s gonna watch a tv show to watch perform a band that he doesn’t like
Is it autism?
What do you guys think of Rob Zombie and White Zombie?
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I just wanna know who's that gay ass fucking slipknot poster that keeps posting
And saying things like
"JUST"
"FINNA"
"CRINGE"
"BASES"
So troll without life that got butthurt when somebody told him his favorite thrash band sucked.
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Yup. Such a long time is more than enough to forget what it's all about. Such forgetfulness easily gives rise to shitty and forced comebacks.
Is there a new mgla album this year? Seen a lot of talk about it but not one thing to suggest it's actually happening.
it's quite ironic how varg called euronymous a homosexual when he looked like this
looks based desu
Guillotine was pretty good so I'll check this out for sure
>braided pigtails
just how much pussy did he slay?
Dark Lord Day (which is happening in about 9 hours)
Tickets are $180 each, with that you get entrance to the fest and five bottles of the most sought after beer in the world. Most people just go for the beer so you end up seeing Obituary, Corrosion of Conformity, High on Fire, Pig Destroyer, Nuclear Assault, or Dying Fetus with only 20 other people.
He’s totally a homosexual
gee i wonder (((who))) could be behind these posts
Y'know what's weird, I started to like the older Bathroy records that came before BFD more after some time. They just sound a bit rawer and thrashier.
Beyond The Gates. It's pure "underground" fun. You get to drink and bang your head.
What the fuck is the most sought after beer? Sounds bullshit
>Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
>Children of the Grave
>Neon Knights
katatonia 2bh youtube.com
why isn't there a band just called nigger
SEND THEM TO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Looks very comfy. Would live here.
Best doom album reporting in
cute
imagine getting so buttblasted by haters you actually make a video like this
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80s metal >>>>>>>>>>> modern metal
[spoiler]you can't[/spoiler] prove me wrong
metalcore without any melo shit and emo vocals
forgot pic
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this shit fukks
Doot
Any pinoy metalheads here?
I fucking hate hip hop jejemons
too bad the drum sound kinda ruined it
This was the first album where I truly noticed the impact that an album cover can have in the music you’re listening to
NEW THREAD
WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH