The final is tomorrow, are you excited for Eurovision Yea Forums?

everyone should vote for uk
so that the next year they should host a massive european contest showcasing solidarity and unity

someone explain to me why australia's in this shit?

The best Eurovision ever had was Lordi. Has been shit since

British expats memed it into existence by waking up early to watch it every year

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We love it over here and have been giving it huge ratings bumps since the 80s. Them actually inviting us in only made it more popular here. In fact it's actually too popular now - Australia doesn't actually know how to send a Eurovision contestent so they just send actual artists who are too talented and not memey enough.

This was surely their master plan, to ruin it for us by letting us participate.

It's not like you have to host it if you win

The problem is that we're being unironic about it. While everyone else is just having fun with this big, dumb "laugh at each others weirdos" contest Australia is sending our biggest pop stars to perform actual pop songs.

Tryharding in the Eurovision Song Contest just renders the whole thing pointless.

I'll have you know that whoever we sent (I don't know his name) is one of the biggest names in UK pop right now.

let my nigga mahmood breathe baka

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Is there a list where we see what minorities are the contestants part of? I think we can figure out who'll win by finding who's a member of the most minorities, like last year.

Sweden and Switzerland sent handsome black soul singers and are favourites. France is sending an algerian tranny. Italy's guy is named Mahmood and got roasted in the semi-final by the hosts for a picture he took in Israel in blackface

its in the 'rules' that Australia is not allowed to host it. but we can pick who does if a win happens. there will be a lot of Oz dicks fluffed by Europeans if that has-been moll wins.
ive had the misfortune to see KMH numerous times over the years, mostly as apart of a huge lineup at a festival.
She says that she spent most of the last 10 years depressed because she was never consider a 'star'. Thats because she is Eurotrash tier talent and was passed over as quality by everyone else.

>VOLEVI SOLO SOLDI SOLDI
Unironically the best song this year

GODDAMN I HATE JEWS SO MUCH
BURN THEM ALL

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youtube.com/watch?v=wDyrQxGHtkc

Couldn't be more excited!
I'm supporting Belarus, Like It is an absolute banger

I don't think this is true, I've never even heard of the guy

go back to /pol/

Denmark represent

If it makes you feel better, Eurovision is making many Israeli Jews work on the Sabbath, breaking religious law

Norge > Dansk

We finally sent something so absurd it could win the conest, I still prefer the moustache stuff we did in 2014:
youtube.com/watch?v=hWJFfnHNOWI

i heard that its especially shit this year and a lot of the songs are terrible even for eurovision standards.

Not bad, just very very dull

yeah. the people i know who watch it only watch it for a laugh and for the odd bit of traditional music. so for them to call it terrible it must be dull this year. you want it to be as big and stupid as possible.

>Dropping it on top of UK
SHOTS FIRED

Why isnt' Israel helping pay for the hosting the event? They even got all the contestants showing off Israeli locations instead of their home countries

Can't Israel pay?

The host and the big 5 cover 75% of the costs, that's why they get automatic places

>Can't Israel pay?

this is a very antisemitic question.

Hatari pls

Moustache was great, didn't deserve last place

Fuck you.
France should've lost its rights to automatic qualification for the finals for having sent this.

The only problem with that track is the obvious plagiarism of Stromaé, check the lyrics, they are much more than your typical eurovision song.

>I've got everything.
>All I ever wanted was
>a moustache
So deep.