>the wine is almost gone
The chick at the liquor counter today was really cute. Too bad I'm a fat ugly unemployed autistic alcoholic with two cats or else I might talk to her. Should I go back for more wine?
The wine is almost gone
Jacob Myers
Thomas Cox
If by go back you mean kill yourself then absolutely
Jack Walker
How much wine would a 220lb 6'2" man need to drink to kill himself by alcohol poisoning? I've drank up to 3 liters in one go in the past so it must be more than that. I'm very much enjoying this nice $10 Italian Chianti I found at the local grocerymart liquor section. Way better than any Californian cabernet I've had.
That petite little blonde witht the slightly up-turned nose, though. That really does something for me.
Jaxon Myers
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Easton Flores
You're a pretty big guy, do women not like this?
Jonathan Myers
I tried to get into weight-lifting. Probably spent over $1000 on equipment at this point. But I'm right back to square zero after many moons of slovenly neeting.
I was getting into the best shape of my life, then I remembered how much I and everything around me sucks and now I'm stuck in a rut again.
But I still know how to enjoy the simple things in life. Organic Tunisian olive oil, $1 walmart bread, some nice Italian table wine, and young women who look at me like I'm walking garbage.
Zachary Butler
I think I inherited rosacea from my mother and it really sucks terrible ass.
Asher Rogers
Dermatologist can't help you? No medication or possible procedures?
Eli Lopez
A derma what now? Medihoozit?
Julian Reed
I mean at least you're 6'2 and women love tall men. As for the weight, there are some girls who are totally into dad bods.
Jeremiah Wilson
[Vnr.]
Cameron Diaz
Why do I bother trying to help.
Noah Ward
I'm one of the rare males who has it. My dad had it too. I can't trace it any further, because he was adopted.
[Vnr.]
Samuel Brooks
No 23nme?
Lucas Lee
Bitch, you think after covid and the injectAIDS that I'm ever walking into a doctor's office again? My best buddy did Accutane. He said it worked but that his face would dry out like an alligator purse if he didn't use copious amounts of lotion every day. Nigga, my skin is already dry, red, and cracked. Though really I should stop consuming so much bread, fried shit, alcohol, and plant combustion by-products.
Jaxson Jackson
My friend was on acutane and suffered severe depression. I'm aware of the side effects of the medication but that's how it works. You risk the benefits for the rewards, if the results aren't worth it to you don't do it user. I was simply trying to help you out as it seemed to bother you.
Robert Gonzalez
You're not really heavy for someone who's 6'2", I'm 6'4" and 211, and I don't look fat at all.
Kevin Reed
I've fasted and made snake juice before. It's really not hard. All I have to do is not eat and I can at least get lean. But bread and oil is so cheap. And I hate life so much so I need to wash it all down with wine. All I want to do is complete every quest in Skyrim again, with no game-breaking bugs or save corruptions.
Hunter Roberts
yeah.. and then talk to her.. after you buy the wine just open it right there start drinking it at the counter and chat her up, she'll love that
Mason Gonzalez
I'm so lost
Daniel Ward
That seems a bit inappropriate. I bring the wine home so I can drink it alone and wallow in my own misery, sometimes sharing it with you guys or otherwise burying it in several hours of video game binging. Occasionally also porn fapping and semi-ironic racism.
Colton Howard
Pics of your cats or at least the breeds?
Nolan Hill
Jeremiah Thompson
Kayden Cooper
Charles Nelson
Josiah Sanchez
Yeah... They don't always get along.
Carson Bailey
They're cute, they affectionate or pretty much tell you to fuck off?
Caleb Martin
They both very much enjoy following me around, watching everything I do, etc. I've owned or been around cats pretty much all my life. I can even walk them around the neighborhood, through the woods, and back home just fine. They both sleep with me every night.
Charles Morris
I'm almost as tall as him, height isn't enough in smartphone era
>tall fat ugly autist
>wants to talk to girl at the counter
>knows it probably wouldn't end well
>likes cats
>skin problems
fuck
you are LITERALLY me
Daniel Perez
That's actually really sick, the bigger one wouldn't happen to be a swedish forrest cat would it? Also you said no job, do you have some sort of degree though?
Brandon Rogers
I think he's part Maine Coon. And I have been to college... on several occasions.
Grayson Jenkins
Those things are massive, pretty sure you can play fetch with them. Are you american buy chance? And if so you should look into becoming a waste water operator as a career.
Jaxon Flores
nahh bro its inappropriate but it also makes you a character and interesting, perhaps even fuckable
Wyatt Robinson
He is very vocal and expressive, and comes when I call his name or whistle for him. Very prone to cuddling up on me or coming to see what I'm doing no matter what is going on.
I have taught them both some basic tricks, but the small one is almost totally mute and usually much more anxious, though she has gotten better over time. I don't know what happened with her, but she does seem to have a very sensitive stomach and throws up her food a lot. She definitely doesn't like have her claws trimmed and I may have been too rough with her the first time I tried it.
I wish the big one's original owner had not neutered him. I want a million more cats just like him.
Weighs about 13 to 14 pounds btw.
Angel King
That's a big ass cat man, 13-14 pounds is nothing to sneeze at. It's cool how close this one is to you and even cooler to me that you guys can go for walks. Is their not like a group or something you can find irl or online to talk about cats with and potentially talk to some women?
Henry Wood
Even sadder story about my small black cat: I adopted her to help me and my big cat overcome the depression of losing another cat on the move to where we were living at the time. My best friend had found a small grey cat on the side of the road in a field right before the biggest blizzard of the decade and I raised it from a sickly little stray to a healthy kitten before my circumstances changed and had to move. I had raised her in an apartment and she was deathly scared of the outdoors. Then another friend of mine convinced me to adopt my big black cat because one of his buddies was moving to a place that didn't allow cats, and he and my little grey cat almost instantly fell in love. Cuddling together, grooming each other. She would sleep on my head or by my pillow, and he would sleep at my feet.
But she escaped my grasp as I tried to put her in my car on the day of my move but I could not find her. I spent the whole day looking for her but had to move on. Now I make sure my cats are in their kennels when I have to transport them somewhere.
Aaron Rivera
This is a photo of my big black cat, my little grey cat, and the fat chocolate bunny I was in charge of at the time. I got the bunny to lose weight and improved the quality of his life while he was under my care on behalf of his friend.
Connor Stewart
You really love animals, really sorry to hear about you losing the other cat.
Owen Reed
This is a more recent photo of my two black cats. I figure it freaks out my neighbors a little when they see big goofy old me leading two solid black cats around through the woods like I'm some kind of wizard, but it's cool. My cats and I get some exercise, and I get to pick up trash and firewood.
Juan Ramirez
How did you train them to follow you? I've seen a couple times people leashing them as they go outside but not this.
Jonathan James
unironically take your meds schizo faggot you have no proof anything you're talking about is knowledge
you aren't knowledgeable, you're a deluded nigger trash ywnbaw kys
Isaiah Bell
They just really like me, I guess. I don't even use treats. I let them outside, and they sort of wait for me, then I go outside, walk a short distance away, wait for them, they come, repeat. Sometimes I call or whistle. If I'm taking them on a long excursion through the woods or around the neighborhood then maybe I bring a bottle of water and a bag of treats, but I haven't done that in a long while. The big one gets a little whiny when we set out down the trail too far now. Reminds him of the time we went the farthest we ever did when he got so tired and hungry and thirsty, and all those times I lead them out at dusk with nothing but a pocket flashlight, lol.
Nigger, I'm a huge hairy dude.
Matthew Ramirez
They would both follow me anywhere, I bet. The small one is just much more enthusiastic about it, while the big one prefers to do his own thing. They will leave me behind if I don't go anywhere myself.
Jose Ward
>They just really like me, I guess. I don't even use treats. I let them outside, and they sort of wait for me, then I go outside, walk a short distance away, wait for them, they come, repeat. Sometimes I call or whistle. If I'm taking them on a long excursion through the woods or around the neighborhood then maybe I bring a bottle of water and a bag of treats, but I haven't done that in a long while. The big one gets a little whiny when we set out down the trail too far now. Reminds him of the time we went the farthest we ever did when he got so tired and hungry and thirsty, and all those times I lead them out at dusk with nothing but a pocket flashlight, lol.
>Nigger, I'm a huge hairy dude.
Wait, you still talking about the wine lady?
Anthony Myers
I have owned many critters in my time, from fish to frogs to hamsters to hermit crabs to parakeets to pigeons and finches. Love me some critters, I do.
Bentley Sanchez
I am a very lonely man.
Eli Thomas
This is a cool thing you've carved out for yourself. I'm getting out of this thread but thanks for sharing user, this has been unexpectedly wholesome. Take care.
Bentley Thomas
Thank you for visiting my thread. Here, take my smollest birb.
Gavin Evans
>I am a very lonely man.
Have you tried giving her treats?
Ayden Ramirez
The man has to be the treat in the relationship, and this piece of candy went sour a long time ago.
Hunter Gomez
>The man has to be the treat in the relationship, and this piece of candy went sour a long time ago.
Depends on the treats
>The man has to be the treat in the relationship, and this piece of candy went sour a long time ago.
Things can change.
Matthew Cook
this is why i hate everything going online, i miss going to stores with cute girls working
Oliver Myers
pids of grey kit and choco bun are almost seven years old at this point
things have changed and not for the better
Samuel Perry
Sometimes I just want to chill with cats. Which is all the time. I can't get along with people well enough to spend time with them outside of time I'm being paid to spend around them.
Oliver Williams
I miss talking to girls in general. Never was good at it. Only ever had girlfriends through sheer dumb luck and really stupid decisions.
Ayden Williams
This is a good thread, OP.
Have you and she ever flirted? Even a little? Play off of that. Worst case scenario, talk about cats. Bitches love cats.
Cameron Hughes
Leave her alone you’re just going to scare her you monster
Jackson Morris
I am an emotionally-damaged robot. I cannot relate to normal human beings.
Luke Price
for me it's Shiraz Cabernet.
Lots of flavonoids/antioxidants to go with my luvox (sigma 1 agonist) brexpiprazole (dopamine-serotonin-adrenergic receptor modulator), and nicorette gum. I stayed up all night on ritalin fapping
Parker Anderson
Nolan Barnes
[BOX WINE DRINKER]
Ignore my previous encouraging remark, do not talk to her.
Wyatt Adams
Yeah, I'm a depressive schizophrenic with no friends. So what? I used to be somewhat handsome, you know.
John Lewis
take luvox and brexpiprazole
Jonathan Mitchell
I don't want to. I'd rather just drink consume cheap imported wine and cheese while catposting and lamenting my terribly cringe life. Then maybe fuck off to Skyrim until I'm too tired to keep my eyelids open and I can't even dream any more.