Daily reminder she will win the 2019 Eurovision Song Contest this saturday, and there's nothing you can do about it.
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YAAAAAAS QUEEEEEEN
he looks fierce ngl (he can't sing tho)
eurovision can suck a dick for making me have to stay up until 1am or some shit to see some measly score results i can search online the next day
and somehow some kike who looks like a fatass female sumo wrestler wins
Just asking but how big is Eurovision in Europe for the common man? Plenty of countries submit artists so I assume its somewhat in the mainstream but are the songs from it played a lot in clubs?
Good question.
Songs are basically novelty songs: 99% only used for this contest. if it's wacky enough, it becomes a Novelty hit, meaning it's played in non-hip clubs because it's popular and funny.
Some legit singers go on the Eurovision, but it seems they are rarely winners.
I think nobody cares, besides a solid minority fan of it, old people (who likes stuff like Dancing with the Star, etc), or fags who watch it for this camp values. It's just an old tacky tradition, like beauty pageants. It stopped celebrating "good" mainstream middle-of-the-road pop songs (The Carpenters-tier) in the 1980s: now lots of artists are ironic. Good or bad, it's up to you.
can't wait until based hamas attacks the final
Kys
In my country (Netherlands) it's really dependant on whether we have someone in the finale.
Now nobody is talking about it.
Few years ago we had a song that might win (I hated it, but whatever) and people wouldn't shut up about it
>youtube.com
I'm so proud to be french right now.
Basé et bilalpilulé.
I can't believe people are actually listening to this shit. Every single song sucks, most singers can't sing. How is this still a thing?
Because it's funny when you've had a few and you always get to moan about the winner. Great laugh with a few friends.
Juifé surtout
How the fuck did finland and hungary got eliminated but the shit that greece and australia made went through?
Cringe
Remember that time a Finnish metal band won
This, I'm from Australia and its just ridiculous how much praise that 'gravity' song is getting JUST because its from here, 95% thumbs up rating on a garbage song, I'd put it at or at least near the bottom of the list, easy.
San Marino's was great though, glad they got in.
I mean that much was obvious when the chicken bitch won last year.
Unironically pretty damn fun, great costumes.
Also, how did this guy not get in the finals ?
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Honestly the song was pretty good, costumes were weird though.
Also shit that drop looked like it hurt.
this
Are there people who actually like Darude? Fucking lel
Dude we are totally leading the polls this year and the media has been bloody hyping the guy as if he is already chosen to be the winner of the whole thing.
Furthermore I think there is a funny divide in the Netherlands, it being that there is a small minority (which actually includes the people from tv itself) who take this stuff very seriously, the commentary is always dead serious about the whole thing as opposed to the UK for instance where even the commentary sees the tackiness of the whole event.
At the same time the majority of the audience is just watching it for shits and giggles
Remember: don't lewd ZENA, she's 16
soon... best song so far
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Why arent you guys at a bar?
Absolutely based
Even though I'll never forgive those fuckers for not givin Gabbani the 12 points 2 years ago. Filthy traitors
Any qt Asians tonight?
Spooky
Gladiator is her goat song
guys post
Just got here. American. Watching Icelandic stream.
Ireland’s a cutie.
Ireland can't sing at all
Good start so far.
Armenia was really nice
Brehs I'd like to bone Belarus
He a guy. Not trans, he just likes dressing up.
Switzerland is literally despacito
Back the fuck off boys. Claiming Latvia waifu.
No, but there is a cute Orthodox Armenian
6/10
whos this katie melua imposter
forever mad that it didn't atleast get to the finals and shit like Estonia got in like it was nothing.
...Atleast we still have the bondage gods and the wacky San Marino gentleman.
Gib belarus gf
claiming the qt gypsy
the fucked thing about Gravity is that Kate actually has good songs so the fact that this stinker got voted in and then progressed in Eurovision is borderline offensive
Damn, really a good level tonight. I can see everyone so far getting in the final
Why the fuck is this nigger dancing with or even touching the white girl without being lynched?
Are there any patrician entries this year?
Iceland
Geogia
San Marino
Italy
>MyHeritage
what's the underlying message here?
Portugal and Poland on Tuesday were pretty kino, but didn’t make it through.
billie eillish is american tho..
COME VA COME VA COME VA COME VA
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wow another shitty love song
FUCK EUROVISION AND THEIR SUPPORT AND NORMALISATION OF ISRAEL
its colorful :)
San Marino is gonna need some autotune for the finals
Give us you DNA
Dont get so political goy, its only song
Danish girl looks like Nicolas Hoult in Skins
Iceland
>SWEDEN
From standin' on the corners boppin'
>Typical swedish male
WE WUZ
Such a letdown, Sweden usually is so consistent in bringing bops to EV :( I'm actually sad desu
The Swedish memes write themselves.
SCANDINAVIANS
what do you guys think of Slovenia's artist? Zala&Gasper
There's a big divide between western and eastern europe with eastern europe generally taking it a lot, A LOT, more seriously than western europe. Brits especially take the piss out of it. But for most post communist countries it's seen as an important platform to showcase their countries and so its treated seriously and with great pomp.
reddit hates them, so they're top tier
not digging Austria at all
Because Portugal was just weird weird, not funny weird, not wacky weird, not "so weird it's good" just incomprehensibly weird.
With those nails she looks like FF enemy.
>I don't understand art
Decent trance track, better than 90% of the tracks this year.
>if it's shit that automatically means its art
it was just bad, Pedro
>IT'S ART IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE GOOD AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU'RE RETARDED
croatia i fucking horrible
>AWAKEN MY MASTERS
manly vibes
Worst so far
This one is for all the ones complaining there are no memey songs tonight, You're welcome\
t. Croatia
fala Stipe
veoma kul
Her legs are so weird, wtf
There are 12% chance we (Croatia) are going to finals. Still to much
Isn't this the same song sung by the same singer from Cyprus from the first semi finals?
>art on Eurovision
Are you fucking dense
So high
Very unremarkable
The visual presentation is the exact same as Sweden
The only qt so far
Baggy pants
most of this shit is the same
That was lame.
Austria's was the cutest.
>Sweden
>Entirely black
whos this amazonian then
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So was it kino?
>a fast black guy
bit racist innit
>Sweden
Sup Yea Forums, Dutchie here.
Don't mind us taking the W this year.
This is actually good.
Dutchie here,
what's all this talk of us winning? Last year we had literal niggers chimping out on stage, did we recover?
I know Netherlands is like the favorite to win, but I can’t for the life of me remember what it sounds like. Just not at all catchy.
It's merely okay
Our song has been number 1 in the polls since it was revealed.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mommy
Christ what a disgusting language.
Sergey was a disappointment.
It was much more better in 2016
Also the the whole thing was very similar.
mommy albania
Sounds decent, but is definitely not final worthy.
>Muh equal rights
Retourne te faire chier sur /pol/
In awe at the size of this lass' arms. Absolute unit.
More bald guy, less boring woman
They should've just sent the bald guy desu
Hool up ee oo ya
Will end the finals 5th-10th
this
Gonna root for the bald leather man.
Norway best so far
Hosts said this one is predicted to win, but he's so boring
Well the Netherlands is boring
Netherlands is basic bitch tier. This guy is winning?
how is this a favorite?
Of course, /we/ take it way too serious every year.
Shit taste. Leave this board.
Yeah it's horrible but I can definitely see him winning.
JUST LIKE BIDEO GAME
This
Because is a normal song, simple and nice. Not a carnival or a discotheque song like most of the rest. Remember that guy from Portugal that won with a very simple and slow song, totally different to the rest.
>north
Excuse me but what the fuck lmao
I want Macedonia to step on my dick
The entire country?
YES QUEEN
It's because Greeks keep insisting on claiming Macedonia's heritage.
Based
Please speak american, this is an american website you fucking croissants.
Kinda sounds like the Lithuanian dude no?
/ourguy/
>american
This is a Korean board.
>Yes I want two robot arms operating my hologram heart with lasers while I sing. Did I stutter?
Probably the most expensive performance tonight, desu.
No
Norway gets my vote lads
Where I can vote?
Same.
wow today was boring
The app if you're a bong
In the web?
It's the only one that actually celebrates European culture
BWAHAHAH
LITERAL FUCKING RETARDS
True
they're blind
haven't been on Yea Forums for a month and this is the first thing i see
is everyone there now conchita wurst or what
what is this LMAO
I'm going to hell but the Asian looking girl looks like that one caricature from "FUKU DATU YERROW PUSSY WUHAIT BOI" meme image.
So powerful
QT ASIAN RIGHT NOW!
Well Sami culture. Sami are annoying because they keep claiming to be "native Europeans", so more native than Swedes or Norway Germans or Poles or any other Europeans.
So they are there singing because they are retards or because they are good?
Or both?
What is it with Strayans? Criminal heritage?
They genuinely sing better than approximately 99.75% of all acts tonight.
I mean people with disabilities to be more precise.
>prioritizing equality over merit
They have both, though.
Can they win Eurovision instead?
not scripted btw
Jewish Kabbalah magician
People watch this?
Claimed.
qt
im actually impressed unless theyre in on it
Of course they're in on it you literal child.
Yes I would
SOOOOOLDI SOOOOOOLDI
like I said, im actually impressed unless theyre in on it
Which performance in both semifinals is the most Yea Forums?
Can't stand the sight of a strong French woman?
Iceland for the first
The schnoz on these guys
Based Chiquilicuatre in the history of Europe.
Belgium, but nu male ruined it
8/10
Iceland is definitely /x/
san marino
No, that would be Romania
Iceland is /pol/
FUCK ME
that was awkward.
Cute dwarfs.
Giv Macedonian Milf gf now!!!
>Israel make a magic trick
>its main point is lying about numbers
>Italy
Lmao
ITALISTAN
Italy's is the best one. One of the few that actually has a musical sense, and at least feels composed and performed by a human. Many of the others are completely soulless.
oHHHH such cool tattoes
NIGGER NIGGER
Please MHMOOD get out of this board.
>clap-clap
mentally ill penis man
>norway
fuck year boys
Oh God the stupid chameleon song
>Eurofaggs.
My Eurovision waifu didn't make it!!
Fuck off!
Sad
How the fuck did sweden and netherlands went through? The dutchie one is boring/bland as shit, and the nigger song was as cheesy as it could get.
Spain/Italy/Norway/Cyprus were the best by a wide margin.
Why the hell is this the only Eurovision thread on this entire site?
Also Duncan is going to win
>Why the hell is this the only Eurovision thread on this entire site?
It isnt
Dutchie one is on top of the polls
Stole the fucking win from the Netherlands all because of gays
>that ratio
OH NO NO NO
I personally liked it, but that performance was weak as fuck
He didn't even bother to learn English properly
Indeed
I prefer Latvia's cutie
Yeah Duncan phoned it in like a motherfucker. It's a good song, but I can't see him winning anyone over with that performance.