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Daily reminder she will win the 2019 Eurovision Song Contest this saturday, and there's nothing you can do about it.

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YAAAAAAS QUEEEEEEN

he looks fierce ngl (he can't sing tho)

eurovision can suck a dick for making me have to stay up until 1am or some shit to see some measly score results i can search online the next day
and somehow some kike who looks like a fatass female sumo wrestler wins

Just asking but how big is Eurovision in Europe for the common man? Plenty of countries submit artists so I assume its somewhat in the mainstream but are the songs from it played a lot in clubs?

Good question.
Songs are basically novelty songs: 99% only used for this contest. if it's wacky enough, it becomes a Novelty hit, meaning it's played in non-hip clubs because it's popular and funny.
Some legit singers go on the Eurovision, but it seems they are rarely winners.
I think nobody cares, besides a solid minority fan of it, old people (who likes stuff like Dancing with the Star, etc), or fags who watch it for this camp values. It's just an old tacky tradition, like beauty pageants. It stopped celebrating "good" mainstream middle-of-the-road pop songs (The Carpenters-tier) in the 1980s: now lots of artists are ironic. Good or bad, it's up to you.

can't wait until based hamas attacks the final

Kys

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In my country (Netherlands) it's really dependant on whether we have someone in the finale.
Now nobody is talking about it.
Few years ago we had a song that might win (I hated it, but whatever) and people wouldn't shut up about it
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I'm so proud to be french right now.

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Basé et bilalpilulé.

I can't believe people are actually listening to this shit. Every single song sucks, most singers can't sing. How is this still a thing?

Because it's funny when you've had a few and you always get to moan about the winner. Great laugh with a few friends.

Juifé surtout

How the fuck did finland and hungary got eliminated but the shit that greece and australia made went through?

Cringe

Remember that time a Finnish metal band won

This, I'm from Australia and its just ridiculous how much praise that 'gravity' song is getting JUST because its from here, 95% thumbs up rating on a garbage song, I'd put it at or at least near the bottom of the list, easy.

San Marino's was great though, glad they got in.

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I mean that much was obvious when the chicken bitch won last year.

Unironically pretty damn fun, great costumes.

Also, how did this guy not get in the finals ?
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Honestly the song was pretty good, costumes were weird though.

Also shit that drop looked like it hurt.

this

Are there people who actually like Darude? Fucking lel

Dude we are totally leading the polls this year and the media has been bloody hyping the guy as if he is already chosen to be the winner of the whole thing.

Furthermore I think there is a funny divide in the Netherlands, it being that there is a small minority (which actually includes the people from tv itself) who take this stuff very seriously, the commentary is always dead serious about the whole thing as opposed to the UK for instance where even the commentary sees the tackiness of the whole event.

At the same time the majority of the audience is just watching it for shits and giggles

Remember: don't lewd ZENA, she's 16

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soon... best song so far
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Why arent you guys at a bar?

Absolutely based

Even though I'll never forgive those fuckers for not givin Gabbani the 12 points 2 years ago. Filthy traitors

Any qt Asians tonight?

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Spooky

Gladiator is her goat song

guys post

Just got here. American. Watching Icelandic stream.

Ireland’s a cutie.

Ireland can't sing at all

Good start so far.
Armenia was really nice

Brehs I'd like to bone Belarus

He a guy. Not trans, he just likes dressing up.

Switzerland is literally despacito

Back the fuck off boys. Claiming Latvia waifu.

No, but there is a cute Orthodox Armenian

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6/10

whos this katie melua imposter

forever mad that it didn't atleast get to the finals and shit like Estonia got in like it was nothing.

...Atleast we still have the bondage gods and the wacky San Marino gentleman.

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Gib belarus gf

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claiming the qt gypsy

the fucked thing about Gravity is that Kate actually has good songs so the fact that this stinker got voted in and then progressed in Eurovision is borderline offensive

Damn, really a good level tonight. I can see everyone so far getting in the final

Why the fuck is this nigger dancing with or even touching the white girl without being lynched?

Are there any patrician entries this year?

Iceland
Geogia
San Marino

Italy

>MyHeritage
what's the underlying message here?

Portugal and Poland on Tuesday were pretty kino, but didn’t make it through.

billie eillish is american tho..

COME VA COME VA COME VA COME VA
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wow another shitty love song

FUCK EUROVISION AND THEIR SUPPORT AND NORMALISATION OF ISRAEL

its colorful :)

San Marino is gonna need some autotune for the finals

Give us you DNA

Dont get so political goy, its only song

Danish girl looks like Nicolas Hoult in Skins

Iceland

>SWEDEN

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From standin' on the corners boppin'

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>Typical swedish male

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WE WUZ

Such a letdown, Sweden usually is so consistent in bringing bops to EV :( I'm actually sad desu

The Swedish memes write themselves.

SCANDINAVIANS

what do you guys think of Slovenia's artist? Zala&Gasper

There's a big divide between western and eastern europe with eastern europe generally taking it a lot, A LOT, more seriously than western europe. Brits especially take the piss out of it. But for most post communist countries it's seen as an important platform to showcase their countries and so its treated seriously and with great pomp.

reddit hates them, so they're top tier

not digging Austria at all

Because Portugal was just weird weird, not funny weird, not wacky weird, not "so weird it's good" just incomprehensibly weird.

With those nails she looks like FF enemy.

>I don't understand art

Decent trance track, better than 90% of the tracks this year.

>if it's shit that automatically means its art
it was just bad, Pedro

>IT'S ART IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE GOOD AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU'RE RETARDED

croatia i fucking horrible

>AWAKEN MY MASTERS

manly vibes

Worst so far

This one is for all the ones complaining there are no memey songs tonight, You're welcome\

t. Croatia

fala Stipe
veoma kul

Her legs are so weird, wtf

There are 12% chance we (Croatia) are going to finals. Still to much

Isn't this the same song sung by the same singer from Cyprus from the first semi finals?

>art on Eurovision
Are you fucking dense

So high

Very unremarkable

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The visual presentation is the exact same as Sweden

The only qt so far

Baggy pants

most of this shit is the same

That was lame.

Austria's was the cutest.

>Sweden
>Entirely black

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whos this amazonian then

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So was it kino?

>a fast black guy
bit racist innit

>Sweden

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Sup Yea Forums, Dutchie here.

Don't mind us taking the W this year.

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This is actually good.

Dutchie here,

what's all this talk of us winning? Last year we had literal niggers chimping out on stage, did we recover?

I know Netherlands is like the favorite to win, but I can’t for the life of me remember what it sounds like. Just not at all catchy.

It's merely okay

Our song has been number 1 in the polls since it was revealed.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mommy

Christ what a disgusting language.

Sergey was a disappointment.
It was much more better in 2016

Also the the whole thing was very similar.

mommy albania

Sounds decent, but is definitely not final worthy.

>Muh equal rights

Retourne te faire chier sur /pol/

In awe at the size of this lass' arms. Absolute unit.

More bald guy, less boring woman

They should've just sent the bald guy desu

Hool up ee oo ya

Will end the finals 5th-10th

this

Gonna root for the bald leather man.

Norway best so far

Hosts said this one is predicted to win, but he's so boring

Well the Netherlands is boring

Netherlands is basic bitch tier. This guy is winning?

how is this a favorite?

Of course, /we/ take it way too serious every year.

Shit taste. Leave this board.

Yeah it's horrible but I can definitely see him winning.

JUST LIKE BIDEO GAME

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Because is a normal song, simple and nice. Not a carnival or a discotheque song like most of the rest. Remember that guy from Portugal that won with a very simple and slow song, totally different to the rest.

>north
Excuse me but what the fuck lmao

I want Macedonia to step on my dick

The entire country?

YES QUEEN

It's because Greeks keep insisting on claiming Macedonia's heritage.

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Based

Please speak american, this is an american website you fucking croissants.

Kinda sounds like the Lithuanian dude no?

/ourguy/

>american

This is a Korean board.

>Yes I want two robot arms operating my hologram heart with lasers while I sing. Did I stutter?

Probably the most expensive performance tonight, desu.

No

Norway gets my vote lads

Where I can vote?

Same.

wow today was boring

The app if you're a bong

In the web?

It's the only one that actually celebrates European culture

BWAHAHAH

LITERAL FUCKING RETARDS

True

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they're blind

haven't been on Yea Forums for a month and this is the first thing i see

is everyone there now conchita wurst or what

what is this LMAO

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I'm going to hell but the Asian looking girl looks like that one caricature from "FUKU DATU YERROW PUSSY WUHAIT BOI" meme image.

So powerful

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QT ASIAN RIGHT NOW!

Well Sami culture. Sami are annoying because they keep claiming to be "native Europeans", so more native than Swedes or Norway Germans or Poles or any other Europeans.

So they are there singing because they are retards or because they are good?

Or both?

What is it with Strayans? Criminal heritage?

They genuinely sing better than approximately 99.75% of all acts tonight.

I mean people with disabilities to be more precise.

>prioritizing equality over merit

They have both, though.

Can they win Eurovision instead?

not scripted btw

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Jewish Kabbalah magician

People watch this?

Claimed.

qt

im actually impressed unless theyre in on it

Of course they're in on it you literal child.

Yes I would

SOOOOOLDI SOOOOOOLDI

like I said, im actually impressed unless theyre in on it

Which performance in both semifinals is the most Yea Forums?

Can't stand the sight of a strong French woman?

Iceland for the first

The schnoz on these guys

Based Chiquilicuatre in the history of Europe.

Belgium, but nu male ruined it

8/10

Iceland is definitely /x/

san marino

No, that would be Romania
Iceland is /pol/

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FUCK ME

that was awkward.

Cute dwarfs.

Giv Macedonian Milf gf now!!!

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>Israel make a magic trick
>its main point is lying about numbers

>Italy
Lmao

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ITALISTAN

Italy's is the best one. One of the few that actually has a musical sense, and at least feels composed and performed by a human. Many of the others are completely soulless.

oHHHH such cool tattoes

NIGGER NIGGER

Please MHMOOD get out of this board.

>clap-clap

mentally ill penis man

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>norway
fuck year boys

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Oh God the stupid chameleon song

>Eurofaggs.

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My Eurovision waifu didn't make it!!
Fuck off!

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Sad

How the fuck did sweden and netherlands went through? The dutchie one is boring/bland as shit, and the nigger song was as cheesy as it could get.

Spain/Italy/Norway/Cyprus were the best by a wide margin.

Why the hell is this the only Eurovision thread on this entire site?
Also Duncan is going to win

>Why the hell is this the only Eurovision thread on this entire site?
It isnt

Dutchie one is on top of the polls

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Stole the fucking win from the Netherlands all because of gays

>that ratio
OH NO NO NO

I personally liked it, but that performance was weak as fuck

He didn't even bother to learn English properly

Indeed
I prefer Latvia's cutie

Yeah Duncan phoned it in like a motherfucker. It's a good song, but I can't see him winning anyone over with that performance.