It was kino and you know it

it was kino and you know it

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In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they become heterosexual
Nothing will stop me from molesting you
Titty fucking you 'til your breast nipple
Flesh, tickles my testicles
Is what they said to the two conjoined twins
How's it going girlfriends, you need a boyfriend?
You need some ointment, just make an appointment
Who's gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a coin flip
I just got my one year sobriety coin chip
When the bad get going, how bad does the going get
Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins wit
Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip
I'm going to get the needle and thread from the sewing kit
An attempt to seperate 'em and stitch em back at the loin shit
Lured the little boy with the chocolate Chips Ahoy chip
Cookie, lookie even took me a polaroid, bitch

What lol it was complete trash

I'm that guy man
Shove a diamond up my hind end
And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals
Slut poke holes in ya shirt jump in mud puddles
While I stomp mud holes in ya ass girl
Now lets cuddle
Blood curdlin' you're gurglin' on your blood
What I do for my next trick
I'm filling one duffle
I think I might just do something a little less subtle
Shove a fucking tonka truck up a little kid's butthole
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of the Valentine's Day Massacre slash assassin
I slash her in the ass with a icicle
And leave her laying a blood bath
While I put a catheter in
And jump in the bath with her
In my spider-man mask man
Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on
Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon
Are those pistachio's damn I'd like to have some
Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one
Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on
God damn man are you that much of an asshole

It feels so wrong cos it feels so right
But its all right its OK with me
I'll do my steps all by myself
I don't need nobody to play with me
But if you just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm
Taking my ball and going home home

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Those pills look like fucking Poland. When I was young i thought it's some Polish bootleg cover.

I went to Poland to get a mole, and wet my pole friend, i sent my Dolan to spend some bones, Ben

I GUESS I MUST HAVE KILLED DEM KILLED DEM

Mmlp2 will also age well imo

Legacy and Evil Twin are two of the best Eminem songs

not a single artist in my lifetime has disappointed me more or evolved in a less satisfying way

fuck him

Fuck you

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nah fuck em and his faggot beard and his faggot fake woke hopsin breeding bullshit he was only palatable when he was an alternative shock rapper so his nonsensical raps were at least part of the fucking shtick

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>he was only palatable when he was an alternative shock rapper so his nonsensical raps were at least part of the fucking shtick

That's....literally all Relapse is, aside from like two songs that are serious

Beard is for hiding the effects of drugs on his face. Fake woke Eminem was only a one-off thing for revival and I don't think he'll be going back to it anytime soon

what drugs are ingested through the face may i ask?

the vast majority of them?

what do drugs do to a face

any form of amphetamine makes you chew your lips off. hence why all meth heads have sunken hollow cheeks, and jaws of steel.

Wish he'd do a sequel. Framed showed that he is still interested in the serial killer shit. Also, Crack a Bottle slaps

DONT LET EM SAY U AINT BEAUTIFUL OOH OOH

I've been saying this for years. If he made more projects like this instead of "me hate Drumpf" and "now me hate haters" he wouldn't be a joke the way he is now.

I WAS BORN WITH A DICK IN MY BRAIN
YEAH FUCKED IN THE HEAD
MY STEPFATHER SAID THAT I SUCKED IN THE BED

Nah Kamikaze was the right move.

You know who thinks Eminem is a joke? Mostly zoomers, little kids who's first memory of him was shit like Not Afraid and Love The Way You Lie, they have absolutely no idea what he was famous for back in the day. Kamikaze was the right move because he basically dick smacked all the rappers who are popular now, which is part of why he became beloved in the first place, his vicious disses and disrespect for others

What does mu think of early em?

it turned 10 yesterday

This also extra relevant to the hip hop audience, who are retarded and take pride in never actually listening to older music and rarely even listen to full albums, so some little dipshit would have only heard Eminem on the radio and base their opinion on that

Not only that but revival was a huge blow to his reputation and career, being panned by critics and fans alike and bombing commercially. Eminem needed kamikaze to fend him off this barrage of negativity asap, which could otherwise even have been career ending. It achieved that purpose

not really kamikaze is mediocre, it's his beef with mgk/killshot that saved his reputation

How so though, most people's reaction to Killshot seems to be "well, he didn't even go hard, but he didn't need to cause MGK is a nobody anyway", meanwhile people seem to be pretty impressed with songs like The Ringer, Fall, and Lucky You.

Like what....Infinite?

Eminem only needed to exist for like 3 years from 99-01. There was no need for him to stick around with diminishing returns after that.

I guess up until the shady lp