10.They don't have a guitarist
What the fucking fuck.... Why would you form a band without a fucking guitarist fucking retarded niggee
9.They are racist
Fucking racist faggot all they do is talk about beinf racist fucking racist fag
8.One of the members is a nigger
What a fucking nigger
7.the vocalist sucks
The vocalist sounds like gay
All he does is scream and rap into the microphone like a monkey
You can't even understand what the fuck he's saying maybe he's doing the nigger language
6.they have a bassist
How fucking retarded are you to play the bass in your band... Its 2019 nobody likes bass anymore... Also people never liked bass so lol
5.One of their album covers is a penis
How fucking retarded... What a fucking fagggot.. why would you use a penis as your album cover thats just fucking gay
4.their basslines sucks
Their basslines fucking sucks
One of the worst basslines ever
3.their drummer sucks
Their drummer sucks too
One of the worst drummer ever
Even worse than lars ulrich
2.they look ugly
Why don't these faggots wear a mask like slapnuts... I don't wanna see their ugly faces pls put a mask on fucking faggots
1.anthony fantano is their biggest fan
Anthont fantano, a race mixing bald cuck hipster faggot is their biggest fan
Damn having anthony fantano as your biggest fan is like being the smartest in a special ed class.... Fuck fantano and fuck death grips!
10 reasons why death grips sucks
based and redpilled
/thread
I have no words
"I'm a very private person, I have very few people that I call my friends. I'm very distrustful of human beings in general; I'm very distrustful of media. I have no interest in sharing my personal life with the world. Zero."
>still posts on Ig
those were zach hill's words right?
>t. 1:0:0:0:0 kusique lover
Those were MC Ride's words from a 2012 Spin Magazine interview.
I mean, I love the dude with all my heart, but he does sound like a teenager sometimes for a 40 year old man
This, this is based
Yep
There is literally nothing wrong with this.
literally just kys my man
>Fucking racist faggot all they do is talk about beinf racist fucking racist fag
>Anthont fantano, a race mixing bald cuck hipster faggot is their biggest fan
Based
Op here and 10 reasons why neutral milk hotel sucks will be posted later
There wasnt meant to be, I just thught it was interesting and felt like postng it
>2.they look ugly
everything checks out except that one
Death Grips is unironically shit, total novelty act, bunch of fucking retarded gimmicks to cover up their lack of songwriting ability
Oh wow you guys booked a shows then didn't show up? That's CRAZY! You guys are real genius artists
fucking yuck, death grips stinks
Death grips, okay cool let's take a listen to death grips, here we go
look at these dumb dopes
Get got, is that you favorite song?
BLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLO
DOPDOPDOP I'M A DOPE I'M A DOPE
this sucks, it's so busy it's a kitchen sink
why don't you just settle down and sing a song?
BLOBLOLBLEHBLEHBLEH
this is really trash, this is trash man
you don't know what good music is, that's the news
it's such a mess, oh my lord
no wonder you got mental problems, listen to this, this is like listening to mental illness
why would you want to listen to actual schizophrenia? huh? BLOLBOBLOBLOBLO oh my god i want to blow my brains out listening to that
BLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLO settle down
how about some chords? how about some groove?
TINY
HWHITE
have sex
honestly number one is all you had to say to get me on your side.
COCK
Now for the unironic list
>1: EXPERIMENTAL DOES NOT MEAN MAKE NOISE WITH AS MUCH RHYTHM AS A SCHIZO TELLING THE VOICES IN HIS HEAD TO GO AWAY
It isn't recognizable as music. You can go "yeah dude, pushing the boundaries! EXPERIMENTAL!" but you can't push the boundaries dude. Music has a pretty unpushable boundary. It's hard wired into your brain. At some point your brain ceases to recognize it as music, just like if some metal autist shreds fast enough listeners will no longer hear individual notes or rhythm and just hear a constant tone.
Death Grips isn't even the black metal of rap, because black metal was still recognizable as music, albeit with compositions so simple it was pretty obvious that it was being made by talentless teenagers.
>how to black metal:
>minor chord arpeggio
>now, check it out
>POWER CHORD ARPEGGIO!
>NOW I DO THAT STARTING FROM A DIFFERENT FRET!
>AAAAAAAAAAGH.....IAAAAAAAAAAGH! HORNS OF SATAAAAAAAAAN!
Death grips is well
>*drum hit*
>fuck
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>*two drum hits*
>awkward silence
>FUCK
I hate death grips but this post is cancer
Holy fucking BASED