Waifu beach thread
Waifu beach thread
Nolan Flores
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Luis Ramirez
Time to sleep.
Don't Trust that Ahri Poster guy. He's sussy bussy.
Plus he plays league. Actual subhuman.
Jonathan Anderson
Who sleeps at 3pm.
Justin Stewart
Trust no one. Not even your mom.
Gavin Cruz
>3pm
Nigga its almost 10 am
Grayson Murphy
Timeszones are a lie, it's 3pm. Also, I saw u on /c/ and altair followed me there. Explain yourself
Oliver Stewart
It's 20 till 10:00, yeah.
Sussy bussy
Christian Rivera
Egg...
Austin Lee
I shitpost as an online personality based off my actual self because I hate the feminists, faggots, cucks, defeatists, twitter crossing, and reddit crossing fuckers that have ruined Yea Forums. And waifu threads are really cringey. I shitpost certain video game communities and a fair amount of the retarded nazis on r9k. I like setting off mentally ill peopel and fucking their safe spaces up. I also like to bullshit to pass the time. I killed the /r9k/ waifu threads after like a year of shitposting and a year before that I almost totally killed off the /c/ threads after a couple years of fucking with them. I used to have several identities of shitposting flavor across Yea Forums. I just got older and said eh, but the being a character and pissing off normalfags who have stupid values like liking whores or liking hags or whatever shit and cringey feely weely needy woe is me bullshit still gets targeted by me. Ah and blog posting is fun too.
Joseph Diaz
Oeuf!
Ayden Miller
Yah yah, I read half of that. Just say you like shotposting, sheesh. You sounds like more of a faggot that me. This better not be pasta
John Butler
That's something a fr*nch dog would bark.
Robert Harris
Is Corgi missile french?
Noah Parker
Dunno, hit it with a baguette and monitor it's reaction.
Ian Nelson
all your new waifus are too complicated
Benjamin Williams
Make a chart for better understanding
Bentley Watson
The baguette broke and it said "yeep yeep".
And you're one to talk, Sonokawa.
Memorize it and flagelate anyone that doesn't do the same.
Angel Smith
Its a bit more than that but that too yeah.
>flagelate
Sounds sexy. Can I watch?
James Torres
Confirmed not french.
Alexander Ross
Carve it on a tablet and smack it on who doesn't remember.
Anthony Walker
im blood-chan
Thomas Ramirez
> stab and choke pink haired girls
> grope and gaslight red haired girls
> murder and impersonate your twin sister
> destroy the world
> have yuri sex with mom in an alternate universe
That's about it
Elijah Price
DogKiller-Kun...
Eli Sullivan
Bentley Lewis
>harming pink haired girls
>ever
1v1 me irl faggot
William Richardson
How can we be sure? The results were inconclusive.
Knowledge or concussion.
Virgin old lady.
Pink cat pog.
Jason Powell
what the
Noah King
2v1 them
Charles Walker
We just have to believe. I believe I can fly.
Asher Jones
Dog...
Killer...
Kun...
Xavier Gonzalez
Her fetish, not mine
She's not that old but definitely a virgin
Isaac Perry
how could she murder her sister v.v
David Rodriguez
Lynch her.
Can you fly?
Ancient granny puss.
Jordan Wilson
pic of OP
Nicholas Kelly
Dog-Killer-Kun...
Aaron Jenkins
I was waiting for this to show up!
Adrian Lopez
hay Randy
how is your Talpa treating you?
do you still have a crush on shadowfag?
Lucas Lopez
Should book a masectomy.
Hunter Reyes
Just once. And I'm saving it for later.
Justin Bailey
Why are you so mean to her? You know she's the only actual female here.
Ian Ward
Hello sono
Camden White
I'm not Sono and I am no fan of her's. I just think you guys could be a little nicer.
Tyler Sanders
Lmao simp.
May I offer you a mango?
Jaxon Foster
ya ok
Carter Cox
Imagine simping to someone other than their wIfus.
Connor Anderson
Beach hours!
Isaac Williams
Hi sino
Joshua Bennett
Imagine caring about people's gonads, ngl kinda gay to care about balls.
You get no bitches.
Jason Powell
Hey yourself you glownigger Nazi spy. No I don't have a tulpa. And no I don't have a crush on any of those people. Shadowfag was one of the more tolerable ones though. But she ain't right in the head. I do wish she'd not have gone full tard though. Was kinda sad tbh. CF seems to be doing alright though. I think the weird PMs the uh, what is she Peruvian? She sent me messages for a time and it usually around the same time she would bitch about living in Peru. Like no I'm not going to start a sudden random "friendship" with you immediately after saying I think its fine for teenagers to fuck and to have a age gap. I ain't a fucking meal ticket.
My sternum is a tad pronounced, also being mostly bedridden for a year made me get fat. I still can't walk or ride a bike to burn it off. It pisses me off. I was like 178 to 183 averaging. Now I'm goddamn 200. It pisses me off so much. Still can't go work like I want since I can barely walk.
Isaac Walker
ya ok
no u
Hunter Jenkins
Have you met her? She's really nice and doesn't into drama.
Colton Young
Nigga I ain't reading all of that wall.
William Powell
u can simp 4 deez nutz
Brandon Sullivan
reed deez nutz
haha fucking nerd can't read
Camden Thomas
dDRd7NNs
Brody Reed
Only if it contains an egg.
Zachary Bennett
wtf is that
Dominic Price
He is an incel and a simp, also he has titties.
Jack Sanders
Sebastian Murphy
>he has titties
proof?
Lincoln Brooks
proof
Nathan Baker
Not really. Just old about how I do relationships. I'll do and have done hands shit. I just won't stick my dick in a girl unless it would be about kids. I literally can not get it up if it isn't about baby making. I'm liek the fuck is this shit, liek where's the fun? Feelings and security? Who the fuck eneds that shit?
I kinda do after being mostly stuck to a bed for a year. I also got even more weak as fuck. Shit sucks.
Luke Lee
Supple man breasts.
Caleb Morris
Most of it really is from my weird bone structure. When I'm thinner people think I'm more fit than I am.
Bentley Powell
Boyboobies
Ian Wright
90minutes of cosplay painting. This was hella fun.
beach bwebs!
Kevin Reyes
Hello bitch, nice TITS ahahahahah milky millky milky baby thirsty mommy baby want milk suck suck suck suck hahahaha stupid cunt give me those big udders you slut hahahaha tits tit titty me your caveman me use big titty for big bitty hahaha honk honk honk slut cunt mommy honk honk milky baby want more now honk honk honk pitter patter on those big mommy milkies hee hee hee haha haaaa haaaa can’t stop the milk truck coming through honk honk all aboard the titty train hee hee wooo wooooooo honk honk honk!!!
Lincoln Martin
do a flip!
Bentley Allen
Nigga no one cares!
Owen Brown
I care you dumb newfag
Bentley Phillips
Who is this cute little lesbian and how tight is her pussy?
Juan Lopez
My sweet wife Erwin Smith loves the beach
Christian Thompson
Like the Marianna Trench.
Fucking gay.
Nathaniel Gray
deez nutz