I want my gf to look like this
what do?
I want my gf to look like this
what do?
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Punch her in the fucking mouth I guess
hahahahhahahahhahaha
I actually managed to accomplish something similar. Now I convinced her to become an amateur porn slut who also charges other men for sex. It's great because she's still madly in love with me and we split her profits.
pornhub channel pls
Obviously not.
tim heidecker - i am a cuck
I'm the one cucking her actually
Be a nigger and do some mumble rap, get some face tats. idk. Hope that she has really bad daddy issues or whatever. Say you're trans? I don't fucking know, these kinds of women are trash
hey sometimes you just need to fuck a slut that you know it's not gonna work out with but she's hot so whatever, i did that shit too
Get edgy tattoos (old English letters, barbed wire, some dumb shit like that). Become a dj, obviously play good music. She will fuck you if you tell her she can play her dumb art hoe music if you get a gig at a club
Or cocaine
both of you are living simultaneously as the cucker and the cuckee
she's cucking you physicially and you are cucking her financially
are the guys who are fucking his gf are cucking him spiritually
>I want my gf to look totally unnatural
Whatever floats your boat, baby!
my ex looked almost identical to her. She probably had 5 different mental illnesses
Get a vasectomy before anything else.
go to jew york
ahahahahaha
"Jew" York. I get it, you are an edgy idiot. thats so funny
Step 1: Get a girlfriend (this may be the most difficult part, especially for you)
Step 2: Give her hair dye and makeup, and this picture
Step 3: Return to step 1
This is the preferred look of mentally ill Jew dykes. So be a dyke would be the first part I guess.
go back to r*ddit
Excellent taste.
Also she just released her 1st preview for her coming summer album.
youtube.com
I heard she raped another girl
Still so edgy
Maybe do some research, or do you believe everything on twitter?
Keep her on a steady dosage MDMA and cocaine and conspicuously admire pictures of Art Hoes.
New York actually has a large Jewish Community
Also a fucking lot of Puerto Rican’s, which melanie is
> It's great because she sometimes lets me slurp the jizz from her pussy afterward
lel
Ok jew yorker
cringe
So very edgy
ugly
I believe everything on Twitter there's no reason to lie
kek'd
>Maybe do some research, or do you believe everything on twitter?
the guy said he "heard" it, not that it was guaranteed factual you tard
Uh based
t. underage who thinks violent edgy jokes are funny
>dyed eyebrows
>spongebob teeth
>cotton candy hair
Have some standards.
t. tumblr faggot who thinks he's welcome on Yea Forums
based as fuck
She's just another slut for me. She's the one in love with me, not the other way around.
Since she’s such a slut why don’t you post a photo of her?
I wouldn't do that here for obvious reasons.
billie eilish if she was a sexual deviant
Worked