Things white people would never say

Things white people would never say.

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>I’m satisfied with the size of my penis

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mup da do po didda bix nood

"Fuck you, Jeffrey"

>Damn I love white boys!

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I must admit that was funny. Well played jew.

Pass me the spices.

White people's generosity is why I exist

i'm so glad i didn't rape and murder my 4 month old cousin and then start a shootout with the police after getting pulled over for multiple traffic violations while high on crack and carrying multiple stolen guns and drugs in a stolen car

Just drive us past the baby shower. I'll do the shooting

I can’t breathe.

I wish my flaccid dick was as big as that white guy's

I have never taken meth.

Neither are big, but the black has a semi

I have a penis

I feel like a real man

My wife would never cheat in me with a black guy

I don't live in constant fear

Transitioning isn't for me

Based

Niggers aren't that bad

Whitebois seething itt

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I should start robbing 711's to finance my demo tape.

My hair line is finally receding.

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WE WUZ KANGZ

my skin is getting ashy

pass me the hair pick

on the first day of kwanza you should be getting the kids books

"I have a huge penis"

>This food is quite bIand, it needs more seasoning

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I have a huge penis

Let me tell you about my people's rich culture

People tell me I'm a good dancer

"I don't need you or my child"

"This is a robbery/murder/rape!"

This needs a little more seasoning

Raping children is wrong

I have a big penis

I identify as the gender I was born as

I don't need to appropriate other people's cultural traditions because mine are already rich and interesting

My race has done some good in the world

I don't claim other's achievements as my oen

Based
Seethe

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Holy shit, we're winning O_o

I'm sure glad all these black people are around to lower property values

Ask Daqwaundrius, he's good at math

I bet that Hispanic fellow is sober enough to drive

Yes Tyravon, a mix tape is just like writing a symphony

You got the job Tyrone

Yes Lavernius, your TracFone still has minutes on it

Aren't you fags still mad whites conquered most of the planet for spices?

No Lavantae, you didn't spell anything wrong in your parole letter

Dear black individuals, we see you as people and equals and definitely not retarded ape children

>Hmm, maybe I won't fuck my sister today

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Can I please get the sea urchin, octopus, and yellowtail sashimi, and shirako and natto rolls?

pass me the mayo, this food has no taste

Police shot another white man. Guess I'll go burn and loot then.

I will rape that ugly black woman

I hate you.

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