Yall seeing this? who tf censored the moon?

For real the moon is a fucking asshole

When was the last time the moon did something good for you?
It never did shit for me except stink up the sky at night
Faggot Moon!!!

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the moon is missing what the hell

Look at all these fags, thinking the moon is important
It's a piece of shit!
We have the cheapest moon it's a fucking ducks ass

The moon is hiding behind another moon

It's over.

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I'll be out with my bitch and she looks up, and there's no moon!
Now she don't wanna fuck!!

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clearly dating you was lunacy

You're god damn right
I used to call her moon pie
Fuck

I've heard a rumor that the moon is hollow and filled with nazis?

So who was phone?

The man in the moon is a tranny faggot
He tucks his moon dick up his ass

We are the moon of the moon, you know what I mean?
If you were on the moon (like me) then you'd understand

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Are you all fucking crazy?
Do you realize how you sound?

some scary gay nigger fag

So who likes waffles?

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Scary nigger fag?
Yeah he's the president of the moon

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ok what the fuck i noticed the moon was just missing out of the sky last night as well and there was that weird thing in china with the red light? what the fuck is happening guys

p-p-patience

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I'm not trying to be pretentious or narcisstic, I'm not seeking jealousy okay
But my penis is literally the size of a baby carrot, which means it's ten times bigger than yours

Mama mia, where's the moon!
It floats in the sky like a big pizza pie!!

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I'm on drugs

>eeeverybody dies
d-dude

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Twist: you're already dead!

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Haven't you been disappointed?

It's true!

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See what I mean?
Nobody cares, the moon is hacked out of existence and nobody gives a damm

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the moon was made of cheese

My ex gf had a huge was bigger than the moon
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'

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Yeah dick AND pussy cheese!

It's a joke the moon isn't real you're all retarded have a nice day

A huge what?

I'll take two number 6's, one with barbeque and one with sweet and sour for the Pon Farr

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WTF THE MOON IS GONE

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Is it true that phases of the moon affect behaviour?

Fuck you the moon has been there since at least 1986 that's the furthest back I can remember it

A huge

YES! and when the moon is gone nobody will behave at all!

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>doesn't post facts to back it up
Yeah right, okay!

So we can all act like the lunatics we really are

My mind is a fact.

quite the opposite, actually! era yllaer ew scitanul eht ekil tca lla nac ew oS

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There's no point in having the moon around, it's useless
I say we blow up the moon!!

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Yeah well then how come you're moon knowledge is so limited?
I think the moon itself is a fucking communist

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I agree, we're on the same side here.

>knocks the moon out of orbit
>sends it floating aimlessly through time and space
>the crew of Moonbase Alpha get trolled every week by space Jews

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I agree as well but see it differently, guess the situation is more complex than a coin...the moon is fucking gone you chimp!

Yes at last there's hope
Someone understands!

The moon has had it's time in the sun, who needs that eyesore up in the sky? What we need to do is blow it up in such a way that the debris enters Earth's orbit and we just have a cool ring around our planet like Saturn

Good then you're complicit in its demise
It was just scene decoration anyway

Yeah that would be nice
Like a giant cock ring but for the whole planet

It is decided - the moon stays!

Wait excuse me?
What did you say nigga?

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just to let the other planets know that we fuck

The moon's gonna fuck you all in the ass with it's big cheesy dick

It's just a piece of recycled cardboard anyway, so fuck it

Is the Indian legend true that the moon came from a frogs pussy?

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You promise?

Yes.

Thank fucking god, now I can finally sleep at night

Y’know I was dismissive of OP, but I went outside and there was no moon.
>facts don’t give a fuck about your feelings

The moon is flat and hollow

Dude trust your instincts, we're all pawns in the same game
They flipped the moon over to the dark side!