Final proof that Mario is better than Zelda

Final proof that Mario is better than Zelda

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good for boogie

Cancer or had half his Stomach removed

Onions

Good for him, to be honest.

wtf is this dumpy pixar body type, he looks like the 2nd or 3rd to last human evolution in wall-e

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Good for him. Onions faggot or not,I'll always credit people who lose a lot of weight

So usually about 30% of the mass you put on as a male should be muscle mass.
This guy looks like he skipped that and had fat injected directly into him.
How did that happen?

I can tell he's doing a fear grimace even through his mask.

well thats nice for him

being a soied-up fag aside, good for him

He could lose 300 pounds and yet he'd still look like a faggot. This is even ignoring his choice of wardrobe btw

aw good for him :)

This

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It makes people look fucking deranged, especially in a mask.

Incredibly sedentary lifestyle. Probably a desk job where he sits all day, then plays video games as a hobby. 30 minutes on your feet a day, with zero exercise, so you aren't burning any calories or building muscle.

Then if you eat fast food, massive restaurant portions, or carb heavy shit like pizza constantly, you're running a massive caloric surplus.

Looking like even more of a soijack, should start lifting.

The fucking name fear grimace will always crack me up

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impressive

I don't how people can go bald with all the stuff we got to prevent it

>lose 130lbs
>dont put on a single bit of muscle inbetween this
Good. But saggyfaggy should pick up a barbell at least once.

Based my brother welcome to the club

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>looking like boogie
>looking like basedjack
some people aren't just meant to be

did you have gyno?

get back to /fit/ niggertits

low T fags are scared of finasteride disabling their dicks

Yes

Never

nipples going to the shop without him

>still looks like a retard
Proving once again that "improving yourself" is a myth and no matter what you do, you can't fight against genetics

He still has them wide lady hips.

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>Need to gain weight
>Literally every fucking ounce of mass I get just goes straight to my thighs

why. I'm tired of noodle arms

Being an incel is a mentality, not a look.

How do I lose weight bros? I’ve tried the Gym but nothing works

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Yes that's why we have the "incel glasses" and "incel jeans" right?

You are delusional

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little do they know finasteride increases T, slapheads are really another kind

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it's probably not him
post hand plus timestamp

130LBS is a lot of weight for shaving his head

hoping it is cause its cool to see another black dude on Yea Forums

Gym is good for making you stronger or increasing endurance. Pretty crap for weight loss.

Just stop eating

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Incel glasses haven't been a thing since being a "hipster" became the in thing alike 10-15 years ago. What the fuck are incel jeans?

Retard

He won't find this

Ive been taking minox and fin for 6 months and still no results.
What the fuck do I do then?

You need to be on a calorie deficit, meaning you need to spend more energy than you have consumed. And the only real way to achieve that is to consume less food, it's almost impossible to be on a deficit by exercising alone, especially if you eat like a ton.

>another
pajeet or asian?

Shitty hair, hell, no hair. yet he exhumes chad energy.

>like 10-15 years ago
the fuck you talking about

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What are incel jeans?

Exercises are better for gaining muscle but losing weight is a different story

Jorts.

>all the stuff we got to prevent it
Such as?

Nevermind, thanks.

Oversized, baggy, just overall lame looking. Chads wear khaki shorts.

posture is one hell of a drug

Why did he become taller?

No longer tied down.

HRT

Look at the lockers behind him. He got SMALLER

Literally posture

All it takes is a little exercise to grow in height. Manlets literally have no excuse.

Based T-Rex fitizens

Bro if you need fin you're already a genetic failure and shouldn't breed. Leave it to guys with full heads of hair and decent bodies to propel the human race forward. We don't need your bald ass baby crawling around.

You can start micro-needling at 1,5mm once per week on your scalp for better results with your minoxidil, you can also add stemoxydine. For the finasteride, wait a little bit, if you think it's still doing jackshit start using dutasteride, if that still doesn't work add RU58841. If with all that you're still bald go for a hair transplant

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Impressive weight loss.

The Western world needs less fat glorification, not more. Also, less eating of extra large pizzas in a single sitting.

muscle consumes more calories than fat, it's easier to lose fat by gaining muscle mass

lol just degrease the pizza bro

...

nice photoshop

looks like fag, but thats every other white guy tbqh

>going to the gym
your diet affects your weight, stop eating so much shit

Apart from it being good that he lost all the weight, he also accepted that his hair is gone and shaved it. That's a pretty good sign of acceptance and confidence.

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Look of confidence with a genuine, non-soi smile.

monkey

Literally what the fuck are those narcotics? Jesus. I want my hair back i don't want to die of a chemical overdose

just stop eating lma0

He's going to make some femboy Zelda fan with daddy issues very happy...

>still doing the soi face under his mask
His mind is still unhealthy.

I used to drink a lot of soda and when I stop dinking it I went from 78kg to 72kg in like a week

nigger shut the fuck up, fuck you know about mental health, goofy ass nigga

Calorie deficit. That's all that matters. Download my fitness pal or some other calorie counting app, figure out how many calories you need to eat to be at a deficit, then get meticulous about counting calories. You can make it but you're basically going to make losing weight a part time job for a year to see these kinds of results. 8dmsj

So anyone who wears comfortable, non-pretentious clothing is an "incel". What a retarded image.

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all those treatments are safe and proven effective. Hair loss prevention is one of the most backed-up industries in the field of pharmacology

looks like he smells of onions and turned into a open mouth Wojack meme

NOW YOU CAN MOVE YOUR BODY FREERY

Based mods actually cleaning up Yea Forums

>the only good offtopic thread on Yea Forums was moved

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Look at his dead cow eyes in the right pic. Redd!t has consumed him.

>6 kg in a week
That's literally impossible, even if you fast a whole week

Are planks a meme or actual good at burning fat?

But it was vidya.