Am I the biggest Loser on Yea Forums??

pft daily panic attacks and mental breakdowns before sleep

Yes

I don’t work I have no real friends and my parents provide for me. I might be ugly or not idk and I’m not that smart

what’s so losery about you?

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Any one who frequents this site is inherently a loser. We have addicts from drugs and booze to sexual interests (fetishes) and isolation preferably over being a social norman. The ones who come here and there just to laugh at us are fucking dickheads with free time to kill, they can eat shit and die. Perfect example of being a real loser? Head over to

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Get a job
Socialize
Get a job and plenty of people live at home
If youre ugly then work on your haircut, weight, and hygiene routine.
If youre not then get the fuck off this website

i hate r9k

ya alright i’m fixing things

(don't have to be Australian)Then go to Aus/NEETs/ on End, better comradery
and actual fun and comfy convos

I’m definitely a huge loser by normal standards but don’t care. Basically do whatever I want and it seems to be working out ok.

I'm soon to be 51 oldfag who's been coming to this hellhole since 07.
>divorced
>no sex since 06
>been to dates twice
>trucker
Real social isolation

No love prospects, ever
Writing this breaks one cardinal rule: no self identification online

No but he is

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Advice for a guy looking into trucking?

That's all? I drink daily and cry multiple times a week

earplugs

what did you do this week

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Get your CDL
If no money for training: get a loan. Apply for student loans through state adult training at state colleges.
Other less appealing option: go with a company that will train you and pay you through training and will help you get a CDL, but you'll be their little bitch for at least a year making less than 40k the first year while you pay them back.

No. I think i am.

>23
>still live at home
>dropped outta hs
>felony record
>been to jail twice
>hard drug addict for 4 years
>most the clothes i own were shoplifted when i was like 17
>have no real friends anymore
>kinda getting chubby
>my baby dad i thought i loved turns out was cheating on me the entire time we been together
>im so pathetic i dont have the balls to kick him out
>i wait tables and repeatedly mention the fact im pregnant so customers tip me more. its shitty thing to do but i need the money
>i dont really have many useful skills at this point
>my car is a dirty shitbox dodge neon that barely runs

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If you have a vagina you'll be set for life. Obviously yours is broken otherwise you wouldn't be here bitching about being a loser.
Now, tits or gtfo

its called
>stolen
or
>theft
not
>shoplifting
you
>stole
and
>robbed
from them
your fate is sealed

Probably not if you're self aware enough to even question it

lol

it doesnt really work that way. only incels think it works that way. honestly being female sucks 99% of the time. unless your some super hot ig whore who can make money off it, it blows. being easily manipulated sucks so bad guys do not even get it.

yep, i feel like trash but i did lots of trashy shit when i was younger.

Nah, I'm an idiot being scammed for money

how can you be aware of being scammed for money?

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Nothing so far but it’s only Tuesday. Basically just explore my hobbies and waste time online.

findom

Yikes, you really need to do something. You are a sad husk of a person.

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do you live in your piss and shit stained pants
>no
i think you might be fine then

Not the biggest loser by a long shit, since the image you posted wasn't /pol/ shit, stale bait, or porn.

Losers are not born, but made through choice. Me:
>handsome and charming
>132 IQ
>platinum tongue
>hilarious
>learn fast and good at everything
But also me:
>pothead
>alcoholic
>live with dad
>betrayed jesus by continuing to masturbate
>with really fucked up pornos
>and occassionally animals

I say to you: a loser is not born but made through choice. Since I have all the chances to not be a loser, and still am, that makes me the biggest loser on the board.

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This was me but then I got a good job and live alone now. It's all the same except the job and living alone
>still ask my mom for like $100 per week (but I always pay her back on the next paycheck) kekkles, still pathetic

At 33* years old Forgot to add that

what is a platinum tongue

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I can't even afford booze

No.

This guy is.

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If true, I agree. My father was a literal Chad and now he's pretty much homeless it pisses me off. The dude was 6ft 2, handsome, ripped (wanted to be a bodybuilder), also came from a bit of money not to mention pretty smart as well. As far as the hand you are dealt with when born, it was pretty fucking strong. I know I sound like I'm full of shit and no one has any reason to believe me, this is Yea Forums but I swear to God it's true.

Drugs?

No, just lazy and thought he was smarter than everyone. He lived with my grandma (his mom for years, into his 30s) and was handed so much. According to my mom he had the same affect with others just got away with so much and people trusted him. Just burned a lot of people and had a bit of a gambling problem as well. The guy ended making a few retarded decisions and ended up getting a record and is pretty much unemployable. The fucked up part is both his mom and his sister are pretty successful and have master degrees in their fields. The guy had mentorship and was around educated people, as I said he himself was smart. My grandma worked her ass off to provide for her kids and dragged their asses out of their country.

Was he smart though? Or was he a smart dumbass? Or just a dumbass?

Both I guess. The dude was legitimately smart, in grade school and most of highschool (according to my grandmother) was a straight A student. As I said the dude had it all, just somehow fucked it all up and couldn't really be told anything due to being narcissistic.

Bump

But, is he still a chad though? Can get pussy though? Can turn his life around though? What does your grandmum think you stupid little cunt?

good fuck chads they deserve to eat shit

Fuck you all , i am the biggest loser on Yea Forums.
I'm 56
I'm fat with health issues
I'm divorced

I'm broke
I'm jobless next week
I'm in debt
My kids hate me
No sex for the past 5 years
No friends
No family
This place is my only interaction with others

Do i win?

I'm 30 so I guess you win

What the hell are you still doing on Yea Forums grandpa? Cant you get some social security checks? I'm 19 but a giant loser, why do you still come here grandpa?

How did you fuckup with kids? I mean we're kind of programmed to love our parents.

Nope you’re just a dinoboomer who experienced life already

not even fuckin close buddy

Fuck you . You flaming faggot.
I've been using the internet before you were born.
I'm an originalfag and who said you little shits have the exclusive on the internet?
Drink bleach and i hope you die in a plastics factory fire.

I was pretty violent with them when i used to drink.

youtube.com/watch?v=O1QThosg70U

You are if you're the BBC spammer, or the guy who posts about the rules for college girls being slaves every day. Otherwise, you're not even close.

You literally beat the love out of them holy shit. Why haven't you killed yourself, not even trolling genuinely asking. With ageism being a very real pretty problem and no one who loves you in life, why live? I probably would have by now if I were you, I mean it's a pretty rational decision given life would just be harder for me as time passes.

Yes it literally is that easy. Learn basic makeup, dress properly, proper hygiene routine and take photos from better angles and even below average can look super model you fucking autistic coal burning dishwasher.