My 12 year old cousin over

>my 12 year old cousin over
>says she wants to listen to my new record player in my room
>mom says "keep the door open!"
What the fuck did she mean by that Yea Forums?

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she probably wanted to watch you have sex with her

are you a virgin?

You a country fan, cowboy?

She already seduced other men above her age in situations like this

gross, a repost. downvoted

better keep that fucking door open son

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have sex (with her (and mom))

That's pretty fucked up, little dude. Was your mom molested by chance?

>Browsers Yea Forums
That's all she needs to know...

She thinks you're a pedophile.

she wants to listen

Did your mom catch you looking at loli or something?

Test

so you can't smoke weed.
everyone itt is a loser for not thinking this right off the bat and also a pervert for thinking of sex

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I assumed it was this or she didn’t want you listening to something/watching a show with cursing in it

Well? Is she wrong?

Yeah that makes sense also, but this is Yea Forums and OP could easily be some neckneard who faps to ponies and anime schoolgirls.

Disregard your mom OP
Your cousin wants the D

drugs/alcohol
she doesn't think you're a pedo (which means she won't suspect a thing)

This. Close the door, lock it, barricade it, make love to your cousin. Do it. Do it now. Post results

OP here. I fucked her. I'm a pedophile now.

D-did it feel good?

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ah-bloo-bloo

>(you)

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It was probably so she could hear if you were playing any vulgar music