You are walking through the forest and come to a fork in the road. Which direction do you pick?
You are walking through the forest and come to a fork in the road. Which direction do you pick?
left
I pick East.
Whichever path leads me to where I'm intending on going
Following the left fork you walk for hours until the road begins to curve left again. As you approach the curve, you spot a shallow pond.
Whats your next move?
Personally I'd do a 360 and and return to point of origin.
Go back the way I came
Take the low road. It's always more entertaining.
You are walking through the forest and come to a fork in the road. Which direction do you pick?
Like always, I'd take a quick look in the pond and then keep moving.
I have gay sex
LEFT
The middle way through the trees
holy shyeet 5 5's
You finger your ass for a few moments, savoring the sensation before making your way left down the LEFT path.
Following the left fork you walk for hours until the road begins to curve left again. As you approach the curve, you spot a shallow pond.
ur eyes fall in the pond. wats ur next move.
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ah fuck yes i just came to that tight little fork in the road, i just shot my load in the direction of OP aaaaaah
turn around and return to the fork
lol
look im helpingnu guy walked for hours and finger ass.
lol
go back to the fork
OP becomes terrified. what do you do.
Go whence I came
you return back to the fork and there is a fork. What do u do?
go LEFT
WAIT
Return to previous fork, grab fork and continue back up left path
You stay on the left side of the road behind a tree and you see a pond. What do u do.
u stand proudly with ur fork. wat udo.
use pond
skinny dipping
u summon vortex and lightning strikes it.
wat u doo dim dow?
Angrily throw fork into water, accidentally summoning a really shitty version of Poseidon
followup . unzip pants and smirk at poseidon
slice off a bit of ur skin and dipp it in the pond. wat udo.
Poseidon is the god of the sea, not the god of a tiny pond dummy
u do dim tak dim do. wat dim do?
Noice dubs chica
That's why it's a shitty version. Pondseidon, if you will.
fork gets sucked in
lol
Run away, back to the fork
None. I turn 360 degrees and walk back.
u lay low back at ur starting place. wat u do?
Text Pondseidon for gay secks
return and consume water Bean
lol
Go left
Go back even further.
You franticly search "powerful gay fish" on google and become unexpectedly horny and hungry for sex.
Bonus points for image results.
this took way too long. am done lol.
lol
Top fucking kek. Well done.
shits lame
yeah.
Better than 99% of Yea Forums tho