You are walking through the forest and come to a fork in the road. Which direction do you pick?

You are walking through the forest and come to a fork in the road. Which direction do you pick?

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left

I pick East.

Whichever path leads me to where I'm intending on going

Following the left fork you walk for hours until the road begins to curve left again. As you approach the curve, you spot a shallow pond.

Whats your next move?

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Personally I'd do a 360 and and return to point of origin.

Go back the way I came

Take the low road. It's always more entertaining.

You are walking through the forest and come to a fork in the road. Which direction do you pick?

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Like always, I'd take a quick look in the pond and then keep moving.

I have gay sex

LEFT

The middle way through the trees

holy shyeet 5 5's

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You finger your ass for a few moments, savoring the sensation before making your way left down the LEFT path.

Following the left fork you walk for hours until the road begins to curve left again. As you approach the curve, you spot a shallow pond.

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ur eyes fall in the pond. wats ur next move.

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Stop stealing my artwork REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ah fuck yes i just came to that tight little fork in the road, i just shot my load in the direction of OP aaaaaah

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turn around and return to the fork

lol
look im helpingnu guy walked for hours and finger ass.

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lol

go back to the fork

OP becomes terrified. what do you do.

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Go whence I came

you return back to the fork and there is a fork. What do u do?

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go LEFT

WAIT

Return to previous fork, grab fork and continue back up left path

You stay on the left side of the road behind a tree and you see a pond. What do u do.

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u stand proudly with ur fork. wat udo.

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use pond

skinny dipping

u summon vortex and lightning strikes it.

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wat u doo dim dow?

Angrily throw fork into water, accidentally summoning a really shitty version of Poseidon

followup . unzip pants and smirk at poseidon

slice off a bit of ur skin and dipp it in the pond. wat udo.

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Poseidon is the god of the sea, not the god of a tiny pond dummy

u do dim tak dim do. wat dim do?

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Noice dubs chica

That's why it's a shitty version. Pondseidon, if you will.

fork gets sucked in

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lol

Run away, back to the fork

None. I turn 360 degrees and walk back.

u lay low back at ur starting place. wat u do?

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Text Pondseidon for gay secks

return and consume water Bean

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lol

Go left

Go back even further.

You franticly search "powerful gay fish" on google and become unexpectedly horny and hungry for sex.

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Bonus points for image results.

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this took way too long. am done lol.

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lol

Top fucking kek. Well done.

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shits lame

yeah.

Better than 99% of Yea Forums tho