If you got interviewed by Nardwuar what kind of gifts would he give you...

If you got interviewed by Nardwuar what kind of gifts would he give you? And what weird shit from your past would he bring up?

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He'd probably ask me about jerking off to scat porn, watching lesbian bbw ass worship videos, eating my own shit once while jerking off when I was 14, and all of my fat girlfriends.

Then he’d give me a Aaron Carter CD.

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he'd give me an aretha franklin box set, a blood sugar sex magic poster, and a plush hand puppet similar to one i used to jerk off with.

>and you are?
>I'm user
>Hello user welcome to Vancouver British Columbia Canada!
>uh thanks for having me
>user, ... New.....?
>N-newsies?
>New..... GROUNDS! You used to watch pornographic flash animations on Newgrounds.com! Is that correct?
>How'd you know about that?
>You are user, we have to know. I have a gift for you *digs in his bag* user, this is the chastity-cage that belonged to Jerry Garcia
>oh holy shit my dad used to play Jerry Garcia all the time
>Maybe you can wear it on your next album cover!
>uhh yeah maybe
>user, ... Flopsy?
>oh nooo how did you know about that?
>Flopsy wears ....?
>man just give me another present
>Flopsy wears... Diapies!
>i dont know what youre talking about
>Yes you do user! Flopsy was your............ fur........ fursona, user, yes, flopsy was your diaper fetish rabbit alias that you used for cybersex up until as recently as two weeks ago! Can you tell us more about that?

>man just give me another present
topkek'd

>THAT'S RIGHT user, IT'S A RESTRAINING ORDER
Fucks sake, gets me ever time

he’d give me a bowl of mac and cheese and ask me about why there’s so much man and cheese at my house

He'd ask me about buying a $250 knife just to cut myself, that time I was accused of using drugs in school, having a photograph of a girl that was never my girlfriend (not even my friend) framed in my bedroom, and why I don't drink.
He'd give me a copy of Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3, a copy of Dark Souls with the japanese cover, and a copy of the original release of John Fahey's America.

Legend.

Why are there so many men in your house user

and cheese

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is this that comic where he always blames all his bad dreams on eating a bit of cheese before bed?

I’m not sure, it’s Asterix in Switzerland

I lost a bucket hat at the beach when I was 10 I hope this dude has it

my fucking sides

no
it's from an astérix comic and there s like people doing a cheese orgy that's all

i had remembered it wrong, i was thinking of Dream of the Rarebit Fiend

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came here to post this

he'd talk about the one time i joined an erotic furry roleplaying group on irc like 10 years ago and give me some unwound vinyls or something