FUCK MY ASSHOLE IS BLEEDING WHAT DO I DO?

FUCK MY ASSHOLE IS BLEEDING WHAT DO I DO?

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mayoclinic.org/symptoms/rectal-bleeding/basics/causes/sym-20050740
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read that as "fuck my bleeding asshole"
kek

cute how you finally become a man!

Nothing. Wait a few hours and see if it's still bleeding. Don't poke anything else inside including your fingers let it clot.

the response to this retard threat are great

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AM I GOING TO DIE? HOW LONG DOES THIS LAST?

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stop sticking things up it you poof

your poor bussy has finally started it's period user! you're now a woman!

What do I do if it's still bleeding in a few hours? I'm scared and I can't let anyone find out about this.

Here's a youtube video that might be helpful, I've added a timestamp so you can skip to the chase:
youtu.be/UcwfEMdV-aM?t=48

Roid popped. Relax

Unlikely to continue bleeding but if it does time to pack your ass with something and go to the doctors.

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Hot

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OP put the max pill in the wrong hole, smh

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No pain, no gain, little one. Think my ass hasn't bled every day for 6 years? Andy's my name, slidding's my game. If you think that's bad, you don't want to see my asshole

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Drink more water and eat less empty carbs.

stop asking gay retard questions & call 911.

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sage

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Just natures way of telling you that this is unnatural.
Nothing to see here.

kill yourself

thats pretty hot imo

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Based BBC did his job then

Mines been bleeding for 2 weeks but after I had a tin of beans & tuna then went for a shit instead of pushing I let it just happen naturally, after thar I stopped bleeding just don't force it & stop sticking things in it until it heel, also god speed op

It was a king sized sharpie. I thought I had spit on it enough.

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U been eating pf changs huh op

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Whatever you do don't goto the doctors or a hospital they will just rip the piss & steal your money, just eat a tin of baked beans & corned beef, then go for a massive shit in a few days it will heal

Become a trap, stitch it into a pussy.

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I can't be a trap if I'm dead user. I just want to know if I'm going to be fine or not.

Shove more things in it.

hard to tell from a heckin jpg. post vid

mayoclinic.org/symptoms/rectal-bleeding/basics/causes/sym-20050740

But then it will bleed worse, I'm already too scared to.

102. Not even once.

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Just use broken glass newfag.

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You will be fine I have done way worse to my ass than that with items much bigger. Let it clot and heal for a week or so.

>another thread of ass/shit humour
thanks, yidiots

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i just had a seizure and now im addicted to bbc and sissy porn wtf user

Wait a second, did you just shit stab yourself with a sharp object?

Why don't you just goto a fucking gay bar you lazy btard there are plenty of shitstabbers who would rock your world, we all would

Go to the hospital. You could have perforated your colon.

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I hope so.

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Go back newfag

Please write "maxfag" on your butt. I'm begging you

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Let me kiss that better for you :3

>I can't be a trap if I'm dead user. I just want to know if I'm going to be fine or not.
You're probably going to die, F.

> things just got serious
I'll say again: we can't address your rectal bleeding from a jpg alone. WE. NEED. VIDEO.

If you get internal bleeding stop for a month if you die you die

Ok.

I'm on mobile I don't know how.

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Enema with isopropyl alcohol to clean it out you wouldn't want an infection

>be user
>do something unholy to your asshole
>asshole is bleeding
>hospital? nah
>maybe Yea Forums can save you
>user dies of anal hemorrhage

My asshole bleeds everytime I wipe and has for over a decade. You're fine. Relax.

Make a video in your camera app and then attach it.

>Be user
>Buy gas mask
>Decide to test it by making 4oz of chlorine gas

Mine, too until I started using vaseline. Put some on the paper. It really helps.

I keep trying to post a webm that i converted but it wont let me. File is too big.

take blood thinners drink alcohol smoke bleach and wait for results

Not fuck it so hard next time

Have someone else post it, fam. Attach it to the following #

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