You literally can not compete

7 inches? but so is mine?

That’s 6 inches, avg dick. His dick doesn’t start until the 3 inch marker

TROLL THREAD DETECTED!!!

Balls don't count

I have never met a woman that can properly use a tape measure.

WHO MEASURES FROM THE BALLS?!
WAIT
IS THAT THE STANDARD?!
YOU MEAN I CAN ADD 2 EXTRA INCHES?!

No, it's not properly measured that way.

She literally can not use a tape measure.

Measured like a cat's tail
From the asshole, out.

That the way I measure. Start at the midpoint of the anus, around each ball once, wind helically around the shaft, and stop just a hair beyond the top. I’m a solid 4.