waifu thread
>post waifus
>claim waifus
>don't steal waifus
>don't lose waifus
>reserve your waifus today
Waifu thread
John Hall
Leo Brooks
Claimed
Ian Perry
Puppy
Chase Carter
Dylan Bennett
What a cute little thing you are
Luis Reed
I don't see an anzu. Does that mean I can have her?
Luis Lee
Quick, claim her before someone else does.
Alexander Thomas
>not a new IP
anzu? That u bro? What's wrong, did ya get into a fight with ur bodypillow?
Angel Phillips
No, we're cuddling right now of course.
Charles Miller
Then why aren't I looking at cute anzu pics rn? The only one I saw today was in a loli thread
Adam Myers
I don't know why aren't you? What were you doing in a loli thread? Looking for me?
Carson Davis
Actually, yes. I was looking around the boards for waifu threads but only c had one but that one sucks and altair followed me there.
I checked the loli thread to see if you were hanging around there again like you used to.
Mason Hall
Loli threads are cringe, cat loli threads are where it's at nowadays.
Jacob Bailey
They are the same tho. I like the cat twins that one guy keeps posting. They are cute. He's around quite often.
Blake Sanchez
No there's a distinct difference, these are for cat lolis only. Yah I was fucking with him earlier but he stopped responding to me.
Jack Powell
I read some of his conversations but I can't recall.. you mean that arguement about his twins not being real lolis cause they are too old?
Thomas Diaz
I claimed them as my own and he got all pissy go figure.
Jaxson Scott
Oh wait, that sounds fucking sick. Lemme try that.
Adrian Phillips
Your new waifu is shit by the way. Post kise or the little fox.
Daniel Baker
Kise, eh.. didn't think anyone would miss him of all my fus. He's exceptionally sexy.
What's wrong with my blonde bimbo tho? She's nice
Asher Anderson
he's suave and handsome, the other girl looks dumb as shit which I guess is fitting at least
Angel Barnes
Yeah, she isn't the brightest but she's very nice. Also has huge bwebs
Isaiah Barnes
What anime is she from again? Anime boobs are cringe, real boobs are where it's at.
Ethan Clark
It's called "My first girlfriend is a gal". Seems like loads of people hate it. I thought it was super funny.
Carter Harris
Looks like a bunch of ditzy bimbos doing ditzy bimbo things.
Tyler Jackson
Yeah, that's about it. 2 of them have the IQ of a fish, it's nonstop gigantic bwebs and autism. They even made a pedo fatso who keeps wanting to touch lolis. Shit's funny, I liked the FBI jokes
Bentley Roberts
Nolan Diaz
Fuck that actually sounds pretty funny. Did you self insert as the fat pedo?
Mason Williams
Hey guys what's going on in this thre-
Aaron Morgan
Nay, I imagined you playing his role. He thought this one tiny one with huge bwebs was a child, when he learned he's his age he got mad, called her a grandma and used up. When they had to get jobs, he was working in a kindergarden, telling a loli that he can't confess to her cause he'd go to prison. He's awesome.
Adam Clark
Cooper White
Quit thinking about me in your spare time, I mean I know I'm awesome and all.
Fucking kek
Wyatt Gomez
U know I love you, you live rent free in my head.
The fucking reviews are the best
>for some sick reason sending the pedo to work at a fething DAY CARE
They are all disgusted by him being a full on pedo.
Landon Fisher
Pathetic lewdites.
Camden Wilson
It's not even a sopmod2
Sebastian Hernandez
Gross!
Also making fun od pedos is the lowest hanging fruit.
Imagine lewdness.
Wah that's a funny looking suppressor.
Thomas Rogers
Why is making fun of pedos bad? Shit's hilarious
Carson Morgan
Yah I'm with mordred on this one.
Wyatt Brown
No.
It looks more like a 'nade.
John Richardson
earth chan are you here?
Mason Johnson
Like I said, lowest hanging fruit.
Opinions are like buttholes as they say
I know.
Nono I mean the thing screwed on her handgun. It's not circular.
Cameron Brown
How did you manage your schizo thoughts?
Jaxson Adams
Yeah uh.. doesn't make much sense. We are on b where pedos are allowed to walk around town freely and engage in pedo activities like loli threads. Don't hate the pedos, they are part of this wonderful place
William James
quit thinking about buttholes
how did you escape your loli thread?
Brayden Young
God I want to bully Erde so much.
You better.
Rectangular suppressors are fairly common tbh.
Woke up at 4:30 am in cold sweat after another nightmare, couldn't go back to sleep.
Brandon Watson
leave Erde alone, he did nothing wrong
Colton Ortiz
Next time try not to wake up. Conquer that faggot dream. Set off a nuke or something.
Lucas Reed
He likes erde but doesn't know how to express his feelings so he bullies him to get his attention
Zachary Russell
Erde is a cinnamon roll and must be teased. I will hang all of his drawings on the fridge. Try and stop me.
Eli Cox
Eh they're as much welcome as they are hated I reckon, which is still better than among the average population eh?
I will not. Wait... I feel like I've been tricked.
Don't worry I got this on lockdown.
Oh. I guess I'm not used to seeing them. Game devs and movie makers didn't get the memo, or I watch old movies and play old games.
Andrew Jenkins
Loser.
Daniel Johnson
claiming Anzu before that other guy does
Blake Martinez
But I did. My room was filled with fist sized mosquitos, crushed a few and the rest escaped after spraying my entire room with bugspray, I realised I was having a nightmare when I got rid of them and realised I could breathe fine in the cloud of spray.
My dreams tend to have a theme of violence somehow.
Chastity cage.
Tom Clancy games have them iirc. Payday 2 too. For example.
Robert Butler
hello earth chan
Aaron Adams
Same, but I don't regret it. Keeps me out of jail irl.
Fucking mosquitos, I don't wanna see a single one this year.
Jace Reyes
Anime pedo jokes are the best.
God damn.. was just about to get my beloved anzu. Just don't turn this thread into gay hookup again you nasty cuck
Caleb Sullivan
I don't either. I once got eaten alive by vultures while noose'd to a zipline.
Get citrus oil to burn, bugs can't stand citrus smells.
Grayson Perry
I do have those socket plugin shitamagiggers. But usually I just forget them plugged in for a year and then cry myself when I can't find replacement liquids for 'em.
Oh... so you're not the one violent, you're the one getting mauled. I see.
Jordan Bell
no promises
Luis Garcia
What pristine art. Absolutely beautiful
Daniel Richardson
I only collect the finest of Anzus