He plays guitar

I do all of these things, seethe moar nerds

Woah m8 you are thr master of irony you must be an oldfag im so impressed, fuck my gf please

Guitar is played out it's all about computers now

>he plays music to get sex

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I want to fuck you in your tight tight boi butt

That's right. Girls go for singers and drummers

Checked, bitches dont give a fuck, just wanna know you "make" music

I don’t make music nor do I have sex so you kinda dropped the ball there

>doesn’t make music
Why even live? Off yourself

I have a hairy ass that’s probably not very tight from all the big logs I’ve dropped over the course of 25 years but feel free to try

Checked

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unf woo yeah ugh oh unf yeah uh oh unf oh baby yeah

Cope.

Both are valid

Why even attempt it when nothing will come remotely close in terms of quality to this guy right here?

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I want to shave your ass, oil it up, and stick my hot cock into your ass and mix my warm custard with your steamy chocolate

Imagine making music for the end result rather than self expression and having fun

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epic

If you tried, I would stab you with an ice pick. Then I’d hang your body up in my shower by the legs, slight your throat and go eat a spaghetti and meatball while the blood drained. Then I’d cut your body up and store each of your limbs in boxes. I’d then play darts with your severed head. Finally I’d dump all of your remains in a river somewhere nobody would ever search.

still beat tho

Seems like someone is craving some dick

*pisses all over your shitty comment*
now your comment is covered in PISS idiot guess you’ll have to make a new one HAHAHAA

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Your anger fuels my raging hard on sweetie

Watch it guys, this guy makes beats.

not once did i ever say i make beats

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Watch it guys, this guy beats my dick off with his warm tongue.

Okay, you definitely make some dope ass beats.

Have sex

You have a dope ass.

>he plays a korg minilogue
Ahahaha

SHUT THE FUCK UP BOOMER

>he plays bass

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are you implying girls don't get wet for guitarists?

>women knowing the difference
refer to

not anymore, boring bitch

If you can't play as good as Steve Vai in his prime by your end of school performance ceremony, in front of all the girls you wanted to impress, at the VERY least, then you might as well burn all of your stringed instruments and start listening to Tool exclusively.