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Based. Fuck Overkill and fuck that last thread.
Best Metallica album.
It’s objectively MoP. RtL could be the best without Escape.
Best black metal album.
melodeath sucks
How about a palate cleanser?
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Who is your favorite heavy metal singer and why?
MoP sounds so contrived. RtL has the best guitar tone and each song is excellent except for Escape and Ktulu.
Don't do this again ffs
Guitar tone is not constant and MoP has better riffs overall
STOP
If you want to talk exclusively about one band, then make a separate thread about it. Don't shit up the general with "MoP better because other album gay" and "NO RtL better because other album gay" for the millionth time.
You fucking faggots stop replying to the dumb baiter.
Oops, replied to the wrong one
The worst part about this the autists who think a band can only have one good album and then just be like "the rest is shit why bother lol".
Are you people really that insecure that you have to laud shit that won't get you made fun.
based and lightningpilled
What nice things can you say about possessed's later albums?
Unironically M. Shadows, dudes voice is amazing
YOU come to see the SHOW
Well, we're gonna ROCK and ROLL you
LET ME SEE YOU SHOUT AND SCREEEEEEAM
>trying to play Twilight of the Gods (Helloween)
>get to the hook
>mfw I can't sweep pick
King Diamond, any other answer is wrong
Rob Halford, the way he hits his high notes that sometimes sounds like an eagle always sends shivers down my spine
Oooooooh... ooooooooh... ooooohhhUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGHHHHHHH
>small brain
Bruce Dickinson
>figuratively and literally gay
Rob Halford
>acceptable
King Diamond
>based and redpilled
Hansi Kürsch
>ultra patrician
Kai Hansen
For me, it's Eizo Sakamoto.
>Amazing high note screams
>Range from visceral thrash to beautiful melodic lines
>Can pronounce lyrics in english quite well
>Been singing since the 80s and still retains his fantasic voice
>Sings on the best albums of the most based Jap metal band
>Obsessed with anime, plays metal versions of classic anime songs with best guitarist Syu
He's also one of the reasons I discovered how great trad metal is, so I may be a little biased.
Hansi is a damn good choice too, in my top 5 for sure.
High as shit
Any metal albums with gr00vy br00tal riffs and heavy bass
>the best albums of the most based Jap metal band
redpilled as fuck
Keeper parts 1&2
MELODEATH DOES NOT SUCK
not all of it sucks but most of it does
>in one month this Slipknot album will turn 20
What is Yea Forumss thoughts on it?
Ahuhuhuh yeah, Intestine Baalism rules!
White power
Radiocore band
Yeah yeah yeah and dethklok too!
I remember liking this band as a kid but not what they sounded like
Cringe
But they are a radiocore band user.
Do daron malakian browses r/atheism?
Slipknot - Iowa
Based!
No wonder metal never be as popular as once was.
The elitist fans like you SHIT over anything they dont like that goes a lil mainstream
I'm not hating on them though. They're just not a band I'd want to frequently listen to though, they play them all the time on the radio and I listen to them there.
KEN MODE - SUCCESS
There's amazing mainstream metal bands, and then there's Slipknot. Boring angsty alt-rock made as a product to sell to boring angsty kids.
Cringe
At some point, you thought to yourself "How am I going to be a faggot today?" and this was the result. You're not funny user and you're not the epic shitposter you are either. You got your (you)s, now FOAD
Yikes, please have sex
I meant to say "you think you are", but whatever
What's the worst album artwork you've seen?
Are they metal?
I thought it was a shitty meme but it's the actual album cover
slipknot is pretty groovy
power metal is a goldmine of trash
saw this recently
this
WOCK AN WOLL CWAZY NIIIIGHTS
YOU ARE THE HEWOES TONIGHT
you fucked up your colors man
Only a man with extremely poor taste would name his bands "Luca Turilli's Rhapsody" and "Turilli/Lione Rhapsody"
I love this album, but the cover art is atrocious
Most underrated Manson album?
does /meal/ have a tech death chart?
I love Elvenefris and Obscura, but not that keen on None So Vile
Anneke van Giersbergen or King Diamond due to their consistency and overall vocal ability
best SOAD album
best vocal delivery
best solos
best drumming
fuck it's still so good after all these years
>We wanna focus more on the music and less on the cover art
Cringe
unironically in my top 10 of all time
i'm starting to very seriously enjoy nu-metal and funk metal, am i becoming based or retarded
Boring choice: Bruce Dickinson. He's never quite had the range of peak performance Rob Halford, and he's got less vocal control than Dio, but he can convey so much more menace than either of them. There's this meme that he's some proto-power metal vibrato guy but half the time he sounded like some sort of evil witch in the 80s.
Honorable mentions: J.D. Kimball, Mark Shelton (yes really), Harry Conklin, etc
Try not giving a fuck. But yes, you are retarded.
honest top10s are based, awful band though
Based
both those genres have 10/10 albums
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Alt metal
This fucking sucks
ONE THING
>America's awake
>suddenly everyone's nostalgically reminiscing about their nu-metal phase
oh boy
It's just one guy shitposting
Still unsure if I like Fever better or not
Stop posting shitty bands
based
cease
If only there was an option to report people for spamming...if only...
Bases
I still listen to Metaora and Hybrid theory from time to time for the memes and nostalgia.
Are they the fathers of black metal?
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Yes
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY...
Is this the return of bongman?
Leaked.
What's some gothic metal that's also not shit?
Literally what?
Living under a rock?
Darts is the greatest track they ever did
Ten years later and we get their most boring fucking attempt at shock rock to date. Holy fuck.
Hey neophyte retard here, been listening to bm but wasn't really feeling it too much, someone posted this last thread and I dig it more than most I have listened to so far, any similar recommendations?
Mfw
These are good
These are not good, kill yourself.
The fuck is your problem? You got two cool videos and album itself much better then the last one.
>lateralus
>bad
Thanks user, I like it.
covenant is my favourite morbid angel album. roast me
>much better than the last one
Liebe is a thousand times better than this new garbage. What the fuck are you smoking?
>*sip* yep. lateralus. now THAT was an album
Rammstein is garbage buttrock
WTF happened to this place lately? We don't even come close to 100 posters per thread. And if someone isn't intentionally shitting up the thread, they're shitting it up unintentionally? People were saying amon amarth is good a couple threads ago, I won't even mention the previous thread and now fucking rammstein? We were joking about this place being nothing but shitposts, but now it's an actual reality.
Good job, you got us. We feel really bad for saying that your favourite album sucks. Now get out and leave us alone.
Autism
Seething
Based. Post some riffs to set this back on track.
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I DID MY TIME AND I WANT OUT
Someone is definitely shitting this one up intentionally. I guess someone got their fee fees hurt
Amon Amarth is good tho
>36 posters
>154 replies
someone is butthurt
terrifying
Have you listened to the rest of their stuff yet if not it's pretty similar
I'm not the buttmad shitposting, but I don't think Amon Amarth is completely terribad. It's decent music for blasting with your normie friends while gaming at least.
>Volcanic Slut - Euphoria
Nice riffs and nice tits
Why is this the best live metal album
why did you make a thread on it?
YIKES
Im a good boy i dindu nuffin
>Some newfag couldn't even make the OP right for the previous thread
>This guy doesn't even know where he's shitposting
These trolling levels are over 9000!
Slipknot is best and most popular metal band alive, saying "YOUR LE TROLLIN" isnt an argument....
>King Diamond
Kek
Are (you) happy now?
In this hole, that is me
The dead are rolling over
In this hole, thickening
Dirt shoveled over shoulders
I feel into me, so overwhelmed
All this pressures sent arising
My life overturned, unfair the despair
All these scars keep ripping open
Peel me, from the skin
Tear me, from the rind
Does it make you happy now?
Tear me, from the bone
Tear me, from myself
Are you feeling happy now?
JANNIES CLEAN THIS UP ALREADY
Clean what up? Metal albums you think are beneath you?
YO
brbr
>Jannies doing their job
Who hurt you?
where do I find a cute girl to listen to some nwobhm with me?
Post gore to salvage thread
Is this the Angel poster?! Wow didn't expect him to be this much of a faggot. Also:
>listens to mallgoth metal to meet chicks
>still can't find mallgoth thot gf
>gets mad and shits up /meal/ instead
Imagine being so sad and lonely
Jannies are asleep, post best titsoncovercore!
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epic metal is the best
TRIUMPHANT
That's trad metal though.
I'm pretty sure even he's "Angel" persona was just him trying to troll. he would just spam the same two pics of that cunt and reply to everyone, acting like a total retard. It is possible that he decided to take it to the next level. Everyone quickly started ignoring him and he thinks this will give him (you)s I guess.
Also, I get that we're just ignoring him, but why haven't the mods banned him yet?
About to listen to Coroner. What am I in for?
next time youre gonna tell me this is trad lmao
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Dont forget to listen to grin, its their magnum opus
ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
Japanese corset-core is superior
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That actually is trad, though. Riot is either speed or power.
The first metal album ever made
How about some Thrash/NWOBHM
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Do they sound similar to Voivod?
Jesus fuck that's good
Whats the heaviest album of 2019 so far lads
unironically Reign in Blood
none of these low budget deathrash albums are really heavy because the production's thin (contrast with RiB's 'in the studio with the band' sound) and there are no dynamics, so every some pretty much sounds the same
not really, they are a bit more thrash I would say. Mental Vortex is one of their best albums, Grin is too and No More Color comes as a third choice. They are a bit progressive in the third and fourth albums btw.
This. RiB is still heavier than most of black and death metal thanks to its production.
the pseudo-genre 'epic metal' is a subgenre of trad heavy metal brainlet
.best album for person just getting into metal?
see
someone gorepill me
NOW
doesn't get much better than this
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What that mean?
Wait, could it be that the spammer is the Haikus Ov the Damned guy taking his revenge on us? This is turning into a thriller.
I've seen Summoning called "epic metal" too.
I have literally never heard that argued before.
What are you rambling on about now shizo?
how new
There is no way, I think David has PTSD flashbacks just thinking about /meal/ now
Yeah im newfag but atleast im not schizo
Other guy isn't schizo, you've just been here for less than three months.
Based, also start listening to Sabbath, Priest and Maiden.
Judas Priest? Wait doesnt the lead singer suck and take cock up his ass? He rides mortocycle on stage i wonder why he likes vibrations up his ass. Nah im good.
Suit yourself rifflet
>Judas Priest
Full of flaming faggots
>Iron Maiden
British
>Metallica
Redneck sellouts past their prime
>Slayer
Dad rock
>Anthrax
LITERALLY WHO?
COME ON JANNIES DO YOUR WORK OR I'M SAYING THE N-WORD
Slade>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Quiet Riot
Post based weeb metal
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Bases
What album he listen to
I AM NOT
NOT TO BE CROSSED
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Finna
BUT THE ENEMIES OF METAL WE CAN'T FORGIVE
>mfw even Rob Halford could get more pussy than me
ugh, this "epic metal" trend is the worst thing to happen to metal in a long time. all these 17 year olds suddenly worshipping Manowar ("but the first four albums only!") when you know they were calling Manowar gay 2 years ago... cringe.
I don't get why anybody would waste time listening to a trad heavy metal album that isn't one of Iron Maiden's first 7 albums.
invariably smaller name HM bands just sound like Iron Maiden, except with worse vocals, worse production, worse solos, or a mix of all those things.
Prog. Metal > Thrash Metal
I've always liked "epic metal." Is it really trending that much? I thought we were still stuck in the "Occult Doom Metal" fad.
AAAAAAA
I COMMAND THE GUARDS OF LORN
I AM THE HAMMAAAAAAAAR
>AH!
>AH!
Terrible post user.
Thoughts on this band?
ok, some of them rip off Priest too
Tool is not metal. Tool is not music. Tool is a higher plane of consciousness.
sucks balls.
honestly
>ugh
Kinda based and redpilled
Tool makes my pp hard
What the fuck is happening in here? Did someone shit on someone's pet album or something??
Does this count?
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Autism
what are you referring to
Minutes seem like days
Since fire ruled the sky
The rich became the beggars
And the fools became the wise
Memories linger in my brain
Of burning from the acid rain
A pain I never have won
Nothing here remains
No future and no past
No one could foresee
The end that came so fast
Hear the prophet make his guess
That paradise lies to the west
So join his quest for the sun
Shades of death are all I see
Fragments of what used to be
The world slowly decays
Destruction fills my eyes
Harboring the image
Of a spiraling demise
Burning winds release their fury
Simulating judge and jury
Drifting flurries of pain
Deafening silence reigns
As twilight fills the sky
Eventual supremacy
Daylight waits to die
Darkness always calls my name
A pawn in this recurring game
Humanity going insane
Shades of death are all I see
Fragments of what used to be
Minutes seem like days
Corrosion fills the sky
Morbid dreams of anarchy
Brought judgment in disguise
Memories linger in my brain
Life with nothing more to gain
Perpetual madness remains
Shades of death are all I see
Skeletons of society
Fragments of what used to be
Skeletons of society
Finna
first slayer song i heard
Bases
Finna
summalummayouassuminimahuman
good album
Baaes
hank hill while jogging
Is this supposed to be a person?
more like heroin power lmao
Finna
Metal for this pic?
finna what, my big nigg?
How do I into shoegaze metal?
Don't, listen to riffs instead
late but it's definitely this
what is blackgaze
Tool is for tools.
Bad and riffless
Start sucking dicks
suck on my toes you fag bitch
back to reddi t
Finna
>you'll never be this based
what exactly is happening here
Whats the bumplimit around here?
King Diamond
Deafheaven
The mods were too busy jerking off to Bilie Eilish threads, so some butthurt user flooded the thread with shit. Now we're letting the redditors play in its aftermath until we can make a new one
310 also, lurk moar
what is he even mad about?
Halford, he's not the best but I love his screams
Looney Tunes TRAD
iconic
LOOK AT TOP HIS HEAD
i'll bite this; there were a lot of classic metal bands who listed Rush as a big influence, so you could probably make something out of that
No idea. I assume someone made fun of his favourite album. But he could have just seen some "trolling on Yea Forums" compilation and decided to try it out. He's been trying for a while desu.
No, they're jews. BM is NOT jewish.
Hey goy chill out with the anti semitism
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People were doing corpse paint before these Kikes
Fuck off cunt, you fucked up the OP again.
>that gif
Kinda disturbing tb h
Not this shit again please, someone else do it
NEW
why does overkill make you guys so mad
No one cares about overkill, fucking up the OP is the problem
Even you fucked it up user.
What the fuck is up with all these newfags? They get upset the moment someone disagrees with them, they go on these retarded "trolling" sprees and they can't even do the OP right
I doesn't make me particularly mad, it just the shitposting it ensues, and putting the edition in thread subject.
Listen to Alcest while you're half asleep