I wil now show you my dirty apartment. This thread will be fun if it picks up

I wil now show you my dirty apartment. This thread will be fun if it picks up.

Before you REEE at me, I'm paying a woman to clean it all up next week. She has her work cut out for her :)

Kitchen 1/3

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Where's your dildos

Dude this is a normal kitchen wtf are you talking about

That's dirty?

Kitchen 2/3

yes

no it isnt. all of our mothers would say it's disgusting as would most women our age

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tits and timestamp

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Kitchen 3/3

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So send these picks to your mother, I'm sure it will be a fun thread if that picks up

Living Room 1/2

i can give you a timestamp if you want bit im not a girl. a feet thread is up rn though if you wanna nut

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Living Room 2/2

nah bro im just saying most people would find this gross

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Patio w/ dead plants 1/1

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Guest bedroom 1/1

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Lazy op. Your house isn’t even that bad

>Cat dad

House for sale and you got to stay for a while or what? Where's your furniture buddy?

Apart from the fact that you have no furniture it doesn't look that bad. Now show us the dead bodies in the bathroom

Shaun?

I mean it’s not hoarder tier so it will never be unbearable. Just spend like 1:30 ~ 2 cleaning. Honestly all it is motivating yourself to do it. After you’re done just do it like every Saturday or Sunday until it becomes routine. Cheers user

Guest Bathroom 1/1

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dude i know your not a girl but still tits. but ill settle for timestamp

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clean your room

Master Bedroom 1/1

the furniture doesnt get here until June

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Protip: buy paper plates and disposable forks. When you're done eating, you can just throw it away rather than leave it in the sink for a week.

And the bodies in your bathtub?

Master bath 1/1

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Laundry 'room'

Im not a normalfag. I don't talk to anyone or interact with them at all so that wouldnt be a thing. Im basically a shutin

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This shit isn't even "dirty", it's just "messy". I'd have that shit cleaned up in less than an hour.

seriously that looks like a normal messy home

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i dont really care for furniture, also i just got here a month ago. All I ordered was a couch a tv mount, a better computer chair and a nice bed

im pretty sure OP just wanted to show off his house

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i wanted you to make fun of me for how disgusting my place is so i'd be motivated to clean it

no one cares budy

Your place isn’t that dirty, just disorganized. You don’t even have furniture to dust. Pick everything up, put it away, take out the trash, and run the dishwasher. Once everything is off the floor you can vacuum and sweep. You could be done today, then you just need to stay on top of things to keep it clean. Decent apartment, dude. You can do a lot with it if you want.

get some furniture you fucking faggot

lol if you spend all your time at home then maybe get some fucking furniture faggot. Do you seriously sleep on a goddamn towel?

fuck offf

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its a quilt and yes

The dirtiness aside, pic related.

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Based minimalist

what a sad "rig", looks like ur a 10 year old

its a lian li lancool mesh 2 which is one of the best full-size cases you can get atm

who cares about the case, the entire setup looks awful, your table, your cables, your chair, your screen, and all the junk on them too

lets see yours then

You can start with getting a bigger desk

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OP here this is why my setup used to look like

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>vertically mounted GPU

enjoy your RMA

That's somewhat better but still tiny like it's made for a 10 year old

the desk seems way too large for me man. it's 63" which feels like overkill

Shit man....clean up your stuff

looks like a decent place you've got. What city/region and how much is rent?

Austin, $1800

It'd take an hour or less to get your whole place cleaned to a point thats respectable.
Really it's not hard to clean that small of an apartment.

oof, texas

seriously. if op spent like 15 minutes and just bagged all the trash the place would probably look fine.

Bro...

I thought I was a slacker but you dudes are sick.

OP's kitchen has nothing wrong with it. just just needs to wash a few dishes

My apartment is about the same layout except a smaller balcony for only 1100 in SA

guess i'll move there then :)

dubs checkd
btw nice pizza lunchables

>dirty
you mean slightly messy and disorganized?

looks like nice modern appliances, sturdy countertop and easy to clean in like 10 mins.

yeah fairly clean place

just some clutter and stuff out of place

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