Rate my EDC
Rate my EDC
Are you some kind of rapist?
>two knives
why?
Here's mine
Do you have both the dilfo and butt plug in while walking around or have one near by and switch them out from time to time?
Checked
>mfw not going to share my highly secret tactical dildo techniques
>silicone-based lubricant
Why
XDS is cool guy
also
>-7.00
holy shit you are blind
>spent ALL his money on the Colt
Well, at least you got the Colt.
meant for
>a poseur arrives
>challenge coin
Government Welfare Boi
>first real honest motherfucker on this here eChan board
>hornady gimmick ammo
lol good luck
>Look out, he's got a whole 600+ dollarrrrsssssssss
What's the little screwdriver for?
little screws
This clown is living a fantasy of being in a real gun fight.
Haven't seen one of those combs since 1984. Literally
Which ones, specifically, like on what item/device did you have t screw and unscrew the little screws. And for what reason?
How do you like the lcr?
who's locks you picking? What gun are those slide stops for?
>posting from mommy's basement
You put a sheet on the mattress so it doesn't get filthy, you fucking child
What is the pink "egg" and what is it for? What does it do?
tends to be accurate and be reasonably easy to shoot, sights suck though
Do you need a "sponsor" or "daddy?"
I'll take care of you.
Been in any gunfights lately, Vincent from Collateral?
>> locks
bad people
>> slide stops
Gen 5 variant mod
putty, use to take copies of 'things'
What's wrong with it?
>'things'
What "things?" We are all friends here.
Be specific, also, what's your address?
Imagine living in a safe enough urban location, then thinking everyone else out in the rural lives just like you
What's the meme you're going for here. Don't be eccentric, I don't have the time for it.
Imagine you not trying so hard
are antique cellphones a meme now?
You got three mags, fuckhead. What 15 rounds each? You think you are going to save the day in some mall that some incel wants to shoot up? Zombie Nigger Ninjas From Mars storming the neighborhood gloryhole and you White Knighting it? Not gonna happen.
guess what I do at night?
>don't
Not everything is a meme dumb dumb, maybe if you weren't so autistic you would know this is an edc thread not a meme thread.
Shove prybars up your ass? Tell us.
i have one of those sharpeners, brety gud
if you don't know what the meme is
>it's(You)
Mine
You dumb fucking asshole I hope you get raided by the feds
With the money you spent on all those cheep ones, you could have gotten one really good one. Like a fucking Unicorn of Dragon cock!
Okay maybe I don't carry this MUCH bubble gum but all else is real edc. I'm a boring parent now so I have to carry yogourt dots and board books.
How do you like the PVD bracelet on the Suunto Core? Did you get it aftermarket? I have the rubber and the strap holder thing broke. now I might have to get a new fucking strap!
>prybars
>super glue
you break into peoples homes and superglue picstures of your dic to their refrigerator then eat all their eggs...ALL OF THEM
why not just get a mos slide?
I too carry skyn but I have to use the large. I don't feel I'm big enough to justify large condoms in latex but that non latex just doesn't stretch and shes allergic
You aren't giving the kids bubblegum are you?
Confederate gun. Why? Do you have an old timey train to rob?
Make her get on the pill and really touch her, you shmuck
Have you tried not black on black? There is enough with just the crime, no need to do pictures like that too. Your things are as hard to see as a nigger in the night
Has this carpet ever known the touch of a vacuum?
Hell no, my kid is a year old, the gum is for me
How old are you and why do you chew gum? I grew out of that at like 13.
You're not going to tell us?
I started getting the cravings when I was pregnant. I prefer hubba bubba but my husband got me a 2 kilo tub of this and now I'm stuck with it. I do enjoy the random facts. I was trying not to give myself away as a woman so no one would ask me for tit pics but there would be no other good reason to eat sugary bubblegum unless it was pregnancy cravings.
>no writing utensils
Fags.
You're all jobless thugs