Waifu Bread

Waifu Bread

Something

Cut off your fingers.

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cut out your tongue and lick yourself

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I thought you were cartel, not Yakuza.

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Sopii get some rest.

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I am a professional.
Later.

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No rest for the wicked.

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I am the wickest.

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My queen

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How can other waifus even compete?

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Whiskey hours

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>can't you fuckers source your shit

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Lena > Blue haired commie bimbo

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Oh really?
I drink milk straight from the carton.

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>commie
>bimbo
Literally who

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The cuterus.
>British
I'm so sorry user...
By being objectively superior.
I drink it from the bag.

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Stupid fuckking idiots at work did something stupid but now I have a day of

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CHRIST THE ANATOMY. FUCK.

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I drink it straight from the cow. After I season the cow, that is.

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sop cute

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Do I dissolve them?
Season the udder.

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Sickle = commie. She's also looks like a bimbo.

>English
Her accent is cute. I would sellout my country for her.

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That's a Khopesh, you uncultured Britbong.

Season the ground.
Feed the cow chocolate so I get chocolate milk.

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Nah. Also I don't want to be British and I'm not. I just want my cutie English wifie.

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Yeah, and MY waifu is objectively and subjectively superior
Anatomy is a Japanese invention anyways
Do you use anatomy in real life? Of course not
But you need the hammer to complete the real communism, if not you're just a other dead ass farmer with dreams of an utopian authoritarian society
You're waifu is British and I'm not calling her a bimbo
Have some respect man

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They love tea and eat plain toast.
Feed them strawberries so I get strawberry milk.

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good just found a bug in my code
what about you

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Goodnight Sopii.

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They don't eat plain toast, they put baked beans on it. Unseasoned, of course.

I knew you were that kind of person.

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Uhh no this wasl also technically equipment failure

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gn

I am great. It's cold out. See your own breath cold, I am in bed, with my dogs, and the heather on to warm up my room.
What did the bug do?

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So...she's a dead ass farmer with dreams of a utopia (Anywhere Tracer is).

>Your waifu is British
No. She's English. She's a smart and beautiful English woman. Only she deserves respect.

I would bring her tea and plain toast every morning for breakfast in bed along with a huge helping of smooches and snuggles.

You have to give a pregernant cow chocolate so the calf comes out brown.
My wife said that's what happened with our kid too.

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In that case I would give her beans too. Though I'm pretty sure they do both.

i thought you lived in south america? i didn't know it got that cold there, or do you live in the southern part? dogs are comfy especially when it's cold and when they know how to lay right. mine always insists on laying the wrong way in bed :\
basically, i was indexing an array incorrectly. it was an array of arrays and i thought the syntax i was using was taking slices from the element arrays, when it was actually removing some of them entirely. i trained my model on it which is why i think it couldn't discern between the different sounds. my guess is it left only those frequencies that the two sounds had in common

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What happened was out of my jurisdiction, blame the asshole in charge of that

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Blimey gov, this toast sure is scumpty umpty, I can't wait to ave more fer tea toime, it don't need no bu'er or nuffin.
The U.S. should have invaded Britain long ago.

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Why would you invade an uninhabitable hellhole with nothing of value in it

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No, Konata is not that type of weeb

And which English people drink tea and have funny accents? The British!
She may not be British by name, but she's on spirit

Also, nice image

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Have you seen what their "people" are like? It's a mercy to glass the place.

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waifu hours

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Anything for my beloved. Sip away at her tea while I get her some biccies and stroke her beautiful face.
Maybe smooch her neck seeing as she doesn't have several chins in the way cause she isn't American.
She's perfect. Her whispers in my ear would be adorable and heavenly.

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She already has a wife though.
I bet her teeth are worse than Mordred's.

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Lena is way better. (Southern) English women drink tea and have cute accents.
Britain is the name of the whole Island including Scots and the Welsh. Whom are famous for other things.
The English are famous for tea, class, plain toast etc. She is English.
And perfect. There's not a thing I would change about her.

She has a husband. Me. Her teeth are white and perfectly symmetrical. Her little nose is also adorable especially since it draws attention to her big beautiful brown eyes.

Tracer is a dyke

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This stuff should be straight forward but I guess jap women think for you.

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>She has a husband.
That's just incorrect. Overwatch doesn't have straight characters.

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Nuh uh she's my perfect wifie

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The devs literally revealed her girlfriend

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No

She gay AF

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>Lilliefag appears
>Thread goes quiet

Mrglflrgybrgylwrgyl

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Who?

Ghyklyykl ryskyryvyyndr

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Exactly

>she still doesn't give (you)s

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(You)

Who?

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Ydnyyw

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me :)

New phone, who dat?

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Yuri

The fuck? Is it on its period or shitting blood?

Stop bullying.

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Are you talking to me?