Tell me something interesting about yourself!
Tell me something interesting about yourself!
Dylan Anderson
Charles Gomez
I just shaved my pubes :D
Andrew Long
i am a tranny
Owen Brooks
Post pics or it didn't happen
Lotsa people are these days. What makes you unique, as a person?
Brody Lopez
I love you.
Hunter Perry
>What makes you unique, as a person?
nothing, that's why i became a tranny
Jeremiah Ward
And I, you.
You just became one, huh? How did the whole process go?
John Diaz
>How did the whole process go?
called planned parenthood, made an appointment, talked to a nurse practitioner, she wrote a prescription for me, i picked up the prescription from the pharmacy, i took the prescription.
told my family and friends i am tranny, bought girl clothes and makeup, wear it
pretty straightforward
Jack Reed
And how long ago did you do that?
Wyatt Harris
2 years and 4 months
Angel Perez
How has your experience been?
Sebastian Ward
it's alright, having a bf and getting fucked is nice. don't like all the politics surrounding me, wish i could just live my life
Colton Peterson
>don't like all the politics surrounding me, wish i could just live my life
Yeah I feel that. It'd be nice to say like "hey just look 100% fem and then you never have to deal with it" but then... reality is what it is yo
At least you have a bf and support system
Ian Hughes
I have two hearts.
Blake Garcia
>hey just look 100% fem and then you never have to deal with it
alas, i can't ever pass so this isn't an option
Samuel Thomas
based shitposting timelord
Isaac Wright
How'd that happen?
Yeah that's why I said "it'd be nice to say"....
Elijah Sanders
>Post pics or it didn't happen
I would but I don't want people to poke fun at my smol pp.
Joshua Cruz
i literally found out what reality is ask me anything
Carson Edwards
I haven't had sex in almost seven years.
Matthew Garcia
does spider have puss puss?
Asher Brown
I would like them to tho
Do it coward
What is reality?
Why?
Jaxson Ortiz
you shall find the truth
Henry Bennett
I know there's people cumming to this webm
Connor Scott
reality is shit
Cooper Baker
the log posters were right all along...
Ryder Rogers
I'm fuckin stoned and I just got some milkshakes
Jaxson Sullivan
Well. my mother and father had sex, i think. Then i was born.
Probably a lot of cocaine was involved.
Angel Brown
>Do it coward
ok, don't say I didn't warned you.
Jayden Allen
is it just naturally like that or are you a youngshit tranny
Evan Reed
Nope
Yeah no kidding. Keep going tho, you can still have fun with your time on earth
What flavors?
LMAO
You know what I meant lol
Grower not a shower huh? Those are allowed to exist
Luis Anderson
How do you get out of bed in the morning without lower back pain
Lincoln Carter
>666
>Grower not a shower huh?
that's right Satan, although not that much.
Joshua Russell
>Why?
At first it was laziness, then drugs and drinking, then I got fat as shit and worked like 60-70 hours a week. Now I'm in my 30s, in the best shape of my life but so isolated and awkward still drinking a ton it feels like it's over. At least I got my dick wet as a kid I guess?
Joshua Nelson
I don't get out of bed.
Carter Ramirez
>What flavors?
Oreo and hot fudge, satan
Jose Sullivan
Thank you child, I am the patron saint of small dicks
You can do it if you put your mind to it! Etc. etc. motivational words
I'm horribly introverted and somehow I manage to thrive in an office setting so I'm sure you can too
Yooooooooo that's great now I'm hungry
Brayden Myers
I workout to Sonic music.
Eli Miller
>I am the patron saint of small dicks
so, how smol is your pp?
Ayden White
Other people don't?
Who said smoll pp was a requirement?
Henry Edwards
>Who said smoll pp was a requirement?
ok, how big is ur pp?
William Jenkins
I've been a work from home salesman for years so I don't get much practice with humans even during work hours :(
Thanks though. I try online dating, but it's really depressing in your mid 30s: single moms, land whales, borderline/histrionic turnips that fell off the truck
Only positive thing is I'm trying to publish a book while writing another
I tried to stay away from here for a while, but it didn't work... appreciate the thread though
Hunter Young
20 feet long
What kind of book are you writing? Also single moms are nice
Isaac Gomez
I weep for my fellow man at every moment. I've managed to step beyond my immediate self and objectively look at my life and that of others, and I only find the way most are driven by their immediate desires or the parodies of characters they act out to be nothing short of a tragedy. It pains me to know it's these individuals who are the overwhelming majority, and each holds responsibility of the kind that once aware of completely crumbles the pretension of any sort of competence or responsibility from them. I have no idea why I think this way, but my only solace is in knowing I am not alone: for every false monkey pretending to be either sapiens or deus comes along a man who looks at the world for what it is and dares say the truth. I am not poised to even think of joining their club, neither opportunity nor luck have blessed me, but I'm okay with this. At least I have clarity.
I have also masturbated to Ichigo an unhealthy amount of times.
Wyatt Edwards
>that last line
Oof
David Green
I've been living as if I killed myself 14 years ago
Gabriel Evans
im afraid im as boring as they come.
Andrew Lewis
How can you be living if you're dead? :think:
Seriously tho, what's up with you user? Can I help?
Ryder Martin
Fret not, I am an expert in teasing out the interesting qualities of people :)
What did you do earlier today?
Jaxson Brown
The book I'm working on right now is a crime comedy. The book I already wrote and am working on with an editor and a few test readers is literary fiction, dashed with horror, comedy, and magical realism. I've nothing against single moms; I just don't have anything to offer them, being an aimless, avoidant alcoholic.
I hear that; however it's only been a decade
Carson Jones
i have a genetic epilepsy condition that i've since grown out of
Henry Lee
I'd be interested to read it, I was a political science major in college but I always loved reading & the English language & whatnot.
>being an aimless, avoidant alcoholic
No shit hey that's me!
How do you grow out of something like that? My aunt has epilepsy and she still deals with it
Carson Hughes
same thing i did for last 4 years - spent whole day playing games / watching youtube barely leaving my bedroom, thinking about what went wrong with my life.
Gavin Brooks
No future, no real past, no plan.
The state I'm in now is a blessing, good friends, family, money, health. Still the demons remain, sadness from jolliness, tiredness from leisure. Any action a pain of the spirit, only to know it gets worse tomorrow.
Just getting it out of my chest helps. I usually just lurk. I'll be off now. Have a good night everyone.
Aiden Jenkins
Maybe after a final edit, I'd be willing to share with a dangerous stranger ;)
I'm trying to do the traditional route: find a lit agent, have them find me a publisher, etc. I simply refuse to self-publish and be one of those people hawking their shit on social media, not wanting to be the guy selling shit that no one wants. I have a BA in Literature. How's your evening going?
Jaxon Hernandez
my condition was a result of a chemical imbalance in the brain caused by my genetics. Was one of the first in my nation to have the condition detected. seizures started from me having deja vus then it was massive stress that triggered them. after i turned twenty five they happened less and less.
cases like mine are becoming more regular and each one is affected differently but to my knowledge i'm one of the few whos grown out of it. i've got no brain scaring nothing wrong with my cerebral cortex, i was probed and tested for years until they conceded "its your genetics user"
your aunt may have classical clinical epilepsy which is why shes still on meds, does she take epilim? its an anti psychotic drug
Wyatt Torres
See now that's something I can work with
What games did you play?
Well at the very least I'm glad I gave you a place to vent. Take care of yourself, user.
Yeah being a salesman of yourself is shit.
My evening is going well! Drinking, talking to you lovely people, what else could I want?
Huh, that's interesting. I can't say what medicine she takes, I only vaguely know about the condition unfortunately
Ethan Hill
>See now that's something I can work with
What games did you play?
elden ring.
Jason Kelly
Ay no shit, I'm almost done with my 2nd playthrough of Elden Ring lol
First time I went with a strength/greatshield buld, then I went with arcane dragonmancer build which is fun
What are you going with?
Justin Young
And what are we drinking: Carlsberg pints for me, but eventually a glass or two of Sambuca ;)
Thomas Gonzalez
Just vodka because fuck enjoying your drinks just GET DRUNK
A little insight into my personality lmao
Caleb Carter
quite alright its a pretty confronting thing for those around who suffer epilepsy to deal with, i've got scars from all the times i've fallen down on concrete or at home...one time i even knocked out some of my teeth by hitting the counter on my way down, a big scar on the back of my head from falling down on tiles tpoo
just remember, if your aunt has a seizure roll her over onto her side, this is called the recovery position and it will prevent her from swallowing her tongue
Kevin Thomas
first one was kind of a mess that ended up Dex/int with alot of crap in between. i only played some ds3 before so im a total newbie at souls games. started new char recently where im trying many classes of weapons (str so far, considering wether to go arcane and play around with stat procs or something else). also playing on a gamepad this time. never was much of console fan so im learning to use gamepad but i can see it's upsides in this type of games.
David Kelly
As long as people around you know then it should be fine, right? But yeah that sounds severe...
Anyone unconcious should be put on their side, same logic prevents them from choking on puke if they're drunk etc.
Oh that makes sense, I've played all of them lol
Gamepad is best for Elden Ring imo. What weapon are you using?
David Watson
My name abbreviation
Is
M.A.N
Jonathan Butler
Maaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn.... that's cool yo
Kevin Edwards
even those who did know would go out of their way to avoid me, i don't know those people anymore. yes its a position useful for any unconscious person, but when your convulsing and have no congtrol over what your body is doing its especially helpful to keep you from knocking things over and having them fall on you, believe me on this
Sebastian Allen
>just vodka
Yeah I did that Thursday night and ended up buying a pack of cigs despite being mostly quit since early 2020, went to a bar around the corner, made a fool of myself, almost kissed the sidewalk on the way home, woke up on the kitchen floor
A little glimpse into the silent catastrophe of myself
Logan Phillips
Wow that's weird, those people suck ass
The people around you should hopefully know to try and restrain a convulsing person... no? I guess having family member who was in the medical field makes me a bit more knowledgeable than most but you'd think holding someone who's shaking would be instinctual
I've never smoked so... eh. I'm super introverted so I wouldn't even think of walking to a bar nearby lol.
You're fine, just have more confidence in yourself love
Owen Anderson
>Oh that makes sense, I've played all of them lol
Gamepad is best for Elden Ring imo. What weapon are you using?
guts greatsword, zweihander, dual wielding scythes, dual whips is what im playing with mainly now. also intrigued about weapons that have unique mechanic of strike/backstep combo and how viable it is in PvP / PVm. honestly the mechanic of this game is alot to take in for a casual like me.