Waifu thread
Waifu thread
Ethan Perry
Isaac Watson
Anzu obviously.
Joseph Anderson
Like, duh, obvi
Ryan Powell
obviously
Alexander James
Was there ever any doubt?
My fan club has arrived.
Josiah White
Isaiah Smith
I always doubt you.
Adrian Robinson
I'd like to claim Earth chan because it's super cuter
Yeah but, you can go on a date anyways, right? To make your waifu feel pretty and loved.
I miss Kiryu
If you're as cool in real life as your posts on the internet maybe some of the germans will give you food intentionally
a nice man who's good with kids
Asher Williams
Me looking for who tf asked
Christopher Hughes
How is this thread just u 2 69ing and me being horny
Anthony Mitchell
IDK, I don't date.
Only thing I'm going to ask you now is "Feeling lucky, punk?"
Ayden Murphy
He wasn't invited to the 69 lol how sad
Let me roll my 1d20 and see
Anthony Sullivan
Nathan Lee
I don't need an invitation. I have romance anime and a pillow
Kevin Young
Me neither. The realest date I've ever been on was when a Earth girl I made in a porn game asked me to go to the beach together so I went and had nuggets while watching jellyfish and putting my feet into the water.
It was nice, when I was waiting for the train, all alone, back in the run down train station, wind came up and started filling the air with white flower petals, like in a romantic movie.
Kiss the pillow
kids
Ryder Flores
Hump the pillow
Justin Carter
Oh you bet I will do both.
Colton Baker
me on the left
Gavin Sullivan
Jayden Thomas
Christopher Robinson
Why am I still here? Just to suffer?
1, say goodbye.
Uhhhhhhh
Parker Collins
It's you once again. You are cute
Yes, suffer you demon
Connor Ramirez
Liam Morgan
cute
Zachary Morales
Jaxon Johnson
yeah cool right? It's one of my favorite memories, even if it's kind of weird.
cute cute bee, me and Earth chan in your picture
Austin Smith
Poor little bee is about to get sucked dry judging by her looks. Demon lolis are mean suckers
Bentley King
Soap.
I guess so?
John Foster
Claimed and belongs to me as she should.
I also miss Kiryu.
Bentley Cox
I love bees and bumblebees
poor?,lucky bee
Nolan Ward
That bee is going to jail and probably gets raped by niggers there. I don't think it's very lucky.
Jack Stewart
Pretty sure you don't get to roll for me.
Christopher Miller
right
Juan Ramirez
Leo Rivera
I do what I want.
Nolan Smith
:)
Time I fucked off now to watch My girlfriend is a gal
Andrew Hall
that explains a lot
Owen Taylor
Such as?
Dylan Gray
I wasn't going to say out of politeness
Isaiah Clark
You're polite?
Jonathan Cook
Easily the nicest person in /waifu/
Matthew Davis
Yeah, but that's a very low bar to get over.
Easton Peterson
And got over it I did. Any more questions?
Brandon Ward
Where do babies come from?
Alexander Hernandez
You after encountering me.
Ayden Powell
I'm going to come over and you're going to be all like "Damn, girl, is that a Magnum Research Incorporated Desert Eagle Mark XIX chambered in 50 Action Express with Titanium Gold finish in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"
Then you'll be reduced to nothing.
Jason Russell
俺はとても幸運です...
Sebastian Rodriguez
You're coming over? Nice uwu.
Wyatt Moore
You're paying for the plane ticket.
I also need a checked bag for unrelated reasons.
Jack Reyes
Socks, plane tickets, therapy, no price is too high for my wife.
Ethan Williams
I also need $3000. Deagles aren't cheap.
Luke Peterson
Ok that price is too high.
Logan Mitchell
But a plane ticket and Therapy isn't?
I need a funny meme pistol.
William Gonzalez
what if it was for Anzu
Nolan Bailey
Plane ticket and therapy is like $400 tops.
I love Anzu but I'm still sane enough to realize that she's not real. Sorry but $3000 is too much.
Ryan Peterson
What if we nuke Eurasia?
William Martin
Juan Carter
Yeah, but, naturally the hypothetical question assumes a situation where she's real. I for one would easily for Eartzu (real)
brexit means brexit
Carter Hughes
I'd rather the hypothetical that I slip far enough into insanity that I think she's real. In that case yes.
Zachary Stewart
clussy uwu
Ryder Sullivan
They are still slimy euros to me.
Honk.
Charles Gutierrez
Don't worry user, just be like Anzu, too lazy to become insane.
beep beep
I wasn't asking for your mercy at all
Christopher Bailey
HONK
BEP
Charles White
Wyatt Scott
In what country?
Angel Cook
I'm gonna be like Anzu and take a nap and ignore my responsibilities.
The only one that matters.
Zachary Clark
this