You have a billion $. What do you do?

You have a billion $. What do you do?

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World domination.

OP's mom

And having to take care of all humans? In what century are you living?

Handpick the bustiest girl in every asian country and build my harem to live with my in my mansion

Build affordable, loyal sex robots with big boobs and functional self-lubricating robovaginas for men to make bitter dried up roasties seethe for eternity.

>take care of all humans

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>What do you do?
buy a car and drive it somewhere very far away. then buy a house. but realize that i forgot to bring my stuff so i pack a moving van and then go get a house somewhere very far away. then live a modest life where i can focus on my art and live peacefully within the confines of my million dollar mansion until i am ready to leave and find some friends.

You just have to be white for that.

He said world domination. To dominate the world and all humans,means that they're listening to you. You need to be their leader

build private mansion on private island, set up supply boats / whatever, live until i die in peace

Live off the interest and have a house hidden in the middle of nowhere.
Whatever I needed would be brought to me.

buy pussy

start my own Epstein island

>To dominate the world and all humans,means that they're listening to you. You need to be their leader
this is what retards attempt to do. And fail. You attempt to make all of the money in the world first. When you have control over the finances, you start ruling the world. People, almost all of them, must not even be aware, really. You just control everything through the finance. People will work in 2 similar companies, with different names, thinking, that they're competing and are at odds, but in reality, all of it belongz to you. You play with human lives like with the toys, you treat, and fool them, like the blind fools they are. They will be too busy caring about retarded bullshit and being puny, while you will own all of them. But, you have to stay in the shadow. Btw, this is why no sub100 iq monkey will ever, ever, approach serious influence and world domination. Not calling you that, but, if you buy gold chains, rings, and watches, you're too stupid to have any real influence over other people.
TL;DR: No, user. You rule by staying in the shadow. You don't change the world and satisfy your pitiful desires, just because you can. You let people live and fight their retarded fights with each other and let them care about each other.

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Kek
Done that with less money for 3 yrs straight. Had meals/groceries and everything delivered to my house. Barely stepped out. It got boring and I became dependent from that. A human has to provide. Consumption will kill you over time.

This is one of the biggest bullshits I've read on here.
>thinking money rules everything
Its a mean to influence people but at the end of the day only stupid ppl will fall for it if it's against them, as you say.
It already happens.
Not to mention that those 'controllers' become slave of the humans they try to manipulate, simply because they have to learn and try all possible concepts to influence. They will realize it's not worth it because there's so many people out there and they're all different.
What do you get from that except a growing cancer within society? Only narcissists, control freaks and alike will do such a senseless thing.

How old are you? 18?

Why would you influence people, user? You stay in the shadow. Ok, once you have complete control, you might start a project you want and hire the people (like scientists) to work on it. And you'll finance it. You could do that, ok, but it doesn't matter.
>thinking money rules everything
Money does rule everything. But let just set the goalposts properly right away. A million doesn't. A billion doesn't. This is why, you have to make more and more money first. But, not just like money itself. No, you insert yourself (invest) into the fruitful areas and spread your interest and influence over the years.
Everything you see around you is money. They way the dumb human society is, it is built out of money. Nothing else. If that money is yours - you own the world. Literally.

To add to my post. Are you a woman or an oldfag? You're too feely and sentimental. You care too much about human beings. You feel something for them. Forget it. Distance yourself from those beings. The only investement you will ever have in them is financial. And they will make you money. And you will control and do whatever you want with the world. But, childish bullshit like destroying it, or forming a harem, or whatever is just stupid. You won't be able to rule over a pile of ash.

Many trillions couldn't even dominate the flu
You are delusional

Not sure if samefag but sounds like it.
I never said I wanted to influence anyone.
Your states are so without substance. Could you at least give some examples of what you're talking about?

No single human being no matter how much of a mastermind he/she is can control all of today's society.

>hairplugs

The interest from a billion over your remaining lifespan would be less than a billion
Why the fuck wouldn't you just live off the billion?

Put it into a high interest account, then live off the interest gathered, how could anyone do any better? Noobs.

>No single human being no matter how much of a mastermind he/she is can control all of today's society.
Yes, because we're too fragile, mortal, and have too short of a lifespan. You're right. But, one could try, still.
>Your states are so without substance. Could you at least give some examples of what you're talking about?
How about any major corporation on this goddamned planet owning/being a parent to multiple companies of the same type? Have you ever considered the actual owner, usually a family, of that corporation. And I do mean the owner. Not just the CEO. These are your examples.
>I never said I wanted to influence anyone.
You wanted to talk to the peasants and worker ants. Take care of them, make them listen to you? Just whatfor? Let them work.

You got to diversify your bonds, nigga.

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I'm neither and oldfag nor a woman, kid. I'm just someone who's gone through some bullshit in life. I've learned all of the downsides and it took me 30 yrs to get out of it. Narcissists who keep you lonely and miserable. The destructiveness of humans is astronomical. One single human can destroy what millions have built up.

I'm not sentimental but I know humans better than you do. You need to study the financial system and politics better. You have a very narrow worldview

What do you mean, nigger?

buy 1 really good hooker, we're talking a former olympic gymnast who's a perfect innie with the ability to ride for hours and whose anus has been bioengineered to smell like strawberries

First thing I'd do is hire a high class prostitute with a good personality. Why?
To both talk and fuck away the loneliness I suffered for more than 20 years.
Id probably stay friends with her after that too.

And I'd give a big ass portion of it away. Seeing the people I care about happy makes me happy aswell.

And Id probably buy a ton of vintage synthesizers, expensive film cameras, guitars, computers.

If I get kids theyll get some money, but not enough to make them never have to work and or make them lazy and entitled bastards.

>high interest account, then live off the interest gathered
you've never invested have you

Not necessarily all bonds, but get a mix of high dividend stocks, indexed ETFs, some bonds, and then a decent interest savings account like Capital One 250 savings with the rest in a money market.

360 savings, sorry.

Incentivize all niggers (1/16 or greater) to renounce their American citizenship. Offer a set of spinning rims, a $10 gift card to Pizza Hut, and a one-way boat ride to sub-Saharan Africa.

>high dividend stocks
it's the total return that matters, focusing on dividends is for idiots
not to mention they're taxed worse than capital gains

We've all been through some bullshit. Which is why distancing yourself from the humanity to rule over it is the only correct/viable option.
>You have a very narrow worldview
I don't, but ok. I'm not writing you all of the details of the plan, duh. Obviously people will have and own the money too. You don't just hoard everything and hold it hostage, because nobody will give a fuck. They'll just create a new system and lock you out.
>You need to study the financial system
Studying is always good. There is always more to learn.
>and politics better.
Fuck that. Politicians do not decide anything anyway. They're all bought and paid for.

Cocaine and hookers till death. Leave all the money to my little brother

You make me feel warm fuzzy feelings about guillotines when you say that.

Two chicks at The same time

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Shalom!

At that point you’re better off dumping it all into AT&T and living off dividends. The unfortunate truth is that you should expect a baseline of 2% annual inflation - if your savings account is returning less than inflation you’re losing money.

AT&T ($T) generally has a 6-8% dividend return in initial investment dependent on ups and downs, but with inflation past 9% now, your only real chance to make your money work for you is yoloing penny stocks or buying property back in 2020

>masturb8
>sleep

Subsaharan Africa will become the most populated region at the end of this century. I don't think your plan will do much. Even bill gates and others who invented AIDS cant control the natality of Africans. The future is BLACK. Get over it.

The loneliness can't be taken away by a paid hooker, lmao. You need authentic intimacy with normal people starting with your family. Even if none loves you , you still have to develop a self love that will carry you through your life and shine on others.
What's loveworthy? That what makes you unique, your needs and desires. That's what people really love.

Read the pist directly above yours
That doesn't make any sense, because the interest will never amount to one billion dollars, so by not just living off the billion you are choosing to have less money

retire, obviously

Invest it and live comfortably off the interest, with a plan to donate it to a worthy cause when I die.

Literal retard

continue to live life like normal but without money problems.

You neither distance yourself from it nor rule over it. You develop a healthy distance towards people which is called social skills. If you distance yourself, you won't learn your enemies, so to speak.

I know that user, but I've had the misfortune of having been bullied, ignored and misunderstood. If I want to be loveworthy, I need to get this anguish and anger out of me, because I do not intend to push my bullshit on a woman that I'd love.

I hate the idea of going to a prostitute, but I'm sure theres good spirited ladies out there that can help me.
It isnt about living the hooker life, its about getting rid of my demons so that a potential mate later on wont have to be my nurse.

Niggers are little more than humanity’s pet. Try as we might to drag them into civilized society, they’re just not cut out for it. Let them return to the jungles, to rape virgins to cure AIDS. To bash open bald heads because they believe them to be full of gold. To fulfill their destiny as lion shit.

Your anger is towards yourself only. Let it out physically by doing something that will at the same time push you forward. Hit the gym, do workout, do boxing. It releases a lot of anger and makes you confident with your body.
I've been bullied, beaten, extorted and suppressed on the daily bases by my family. Its not a rarity. Even the greatest most successful ppl gone through it.

I would skillfully manage my money as much as I could, and live a semi-reclusive lifestyle, getting increasingly secluded from society as I age.

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get power
break the alphabet monopoly (not likely)
revert the disney copyright (the worst)
replace rubber one-way values with tesla values in areas of water scarcity (so stupid to give someone tech that has a 2 year lifespan without the ability to fix or replace parts, like every fucking water charity.)
build out local rail lines (channel my William Sherman)
fund Boring company (the amount of people that will walk through the Chicago tunnel is insane the areas where those tunnels go have increased real estate value couple fold)
7lbs of chalk from my private plane yearly, eat the fines (pic related)
landlord open air markets at a loss (fuck you costa messa fair ground landlord)
carnivals > arcades
buy prosperous town and raze them let modern city planners come in and fix these rats nest of inefficiency and crime prone streets (kayne west this shit)
fund make a wish (I see less and less of them and I do not know why)
buy new game engines for the medical community think they just upgrade to anvil literally decades behind (start accurately rendering blood)
run defense for mark cubans pharmacy
build aluminum plants in old coal towns (create oxygen rich neighbor hoods)
raise funds for intel fabrication plants, (painfully american and running old tech, but eagle)
widen the suez canal (middle east stability is in danger)
convince lowes to sell bioluminescent tabacco plants (i do not understand how this is not a thing)
fund pbs (koch foundation, better faster stronger)
fund sci hub gen lib wikipedia
buy waste treatment plants raze them and make better ones (Bill Gates was right)
redraw maps (power trip)

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Unironically arm the Asad regime and the iranians with heavy calibre weaponry and training for the lulz

>replace water pump rubber one-way values with tesla values in areas of water scarcity (so stupid to give someone tech that has a 2 year lifespan without the ability to fix or replace parts, like every fucking water charity.)
Ryan Reynolds you tried

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What are the taxes and costs of a 100 story building?

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Acquire a dirty bomb. Send a representive to davos who unwittingly is carrying the dirty bomb. Sit back and smile that most of the globos have been evaporated. Sit back and enjoy the other 950 million bucks.

gumball

Gay. I thought you were going to kill them all.