I'm a genie and I will grant you one wish, but only if you roll doubles!

I'm a genie and I will grant you one wish, but only if you roll doubles!

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I wish OP will shit himself right now

Genie I wish for more pepe's please.

I wish for infinite dubs

funny thread ghost please bring me a little girl and a donkey

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I wish op to have a violent prolapse next time he takes a shit

dubs for me but not for thee

come on, i can already hear the donkeys trotting
reroll

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I wish for yellowstone to erupt within the next month.

Remove women

Gib loli gf

OOOOO you going to jail>

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What do I get for trips?

on my way from the ukranian battlefield user
i am looking forward to my bedtime stories without the sounds of bombs being dropped around us

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aids

Not an Amerifag lol
cope

not a fag lmao

Give me a gf please

i want 877777777

Only headpats for you from now on

I wish for OP to post a pic of his dick
with his hand doing thumbs up right next to it

I wish for OP to post a pic of his mom

All Jews drop dead

I wont get doubles, it doesn't matter what I wish for. I wish my dick shrunk down to 1 inch hard.

DO IT, LETS SEE THAT OLD WHORE

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Please cure my son’s disease.

I wish an attractive girl was physically attracted to me and wanted to have no strings attached sex, without evaluating me on a checklist of features like my income, career trajectory, social proof, etc.

I wish for the ability to suppress and restore memory in others at will.

Kill all chinks

Kill the chinese

murder chinks

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kill gooks genie

destroy china

kill the gooks

Get me laid to the woman I desire.

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genie kill china

I wish for genie powers with no downsides.

I wish this anons dream woman turns out to be a man

We don't get to choose how we come into this world. Face planting on cement is pretty indicative of the life you're about to start too. If I was that baby I would have kms right then and there.

kill china genie

nuke china genie

Well Genie, I really wish the stage 4 cancer that was killing my mom would disappear and never come back.

famine in china genie

black plauge in china genie

Make my brain work faster

Russia must win the war

Maybe i wont have nigger IQ now

I wish for doubles

Hey! I said DOUBLES

Checked

Please make my eye feel better

I wish for a terrorist attack on christmas eve this year in California, USA

Checked and Kek'd

To never have existed

i want to have sharp knees
dubs get

All shit skin and sand nigs implode at random times, eventually leading to their complete extinction.

I wish I'd find a loving girlfriend desu genie senpai

damn, this niggas knees must be fucking sharp by now

no more niggers

I wish for both.

Please remove niggers from this earth

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