I just ordered a pizza

throw some Tabasco on it you punk bitch?

Custom jobbie. Mountain pizza. 40 mins. Phoned in for delivery. Debit. Reasonable tip.

You gonna eat all that yourself?

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Not stuffed crust?

I promise I will.

OK I will.

Sadly, no.

We just finished pizza and salad night. I made three classic margarita pizzas.
My question, OP, is how much are you paying for your four topping with extra sauce?
Thank you. Hope you enjoy your pizza.

No, I'll take some to work tomorrow.

It's a medium and I also ordered some ranch dip and 2 drinks - came to about $26

Oh shit my sister works at mountain pizza

Haha does she answer the phone and take orders there? She mistook my name and thought it was "Howard" lol

Ranch is the best for pizza crust, and onion rings too. Thank you for you time in answering my question, OP. I hope you have a wonderful night.

I hope you do too, it was my pleasure.

Is it slow going trying to eat and type replies, or do you have a designated pizza holder person to guide slices toward your mouth?

Idk maybe all I know is she doesn't deliver and she smells like pepperoni when she comes home

I wish I had a designated pizza installer. I'm still waiting for it to arrive at my hotel room.

Hahaha

>She mistook my name and thought it was "Howard" lol
classic mistake user, especially since Coward isn't a very popular name

>my hotel room
Are you out of town? What’s going down? Thinking about calling up an escort or two?

what is that weird string in your image OP?

>*456789:CDEFGHIJSTUVWXYZcdefghijstuvwxyz

Yes, I'm staying in Edson Alberta for about a week with work. I work for an oil company.

And yes. Yes I am.

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Used to travel overseas for work in my 20’s. All “developing countries”. Six to eight week trips. Used to get “girlfriends” for a week or so at a time. Miss those days sometimes. Stay safe. And have fun.

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Roughly 4.6 billion years old

that's a ton of money for a medium pizza and 2 pepsis... jeezis

I look forward.

can you pweeaaase throw on tabasco on it sirrr?

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thas dominoes
source: worked at every pizza place
(looks well done)

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Yeah, but Canadian.

dudes an oil fag he can afford it

I will, papa

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It's not dommies

hahaha not that kind of pizza

delete this

oh okay that's much more reasonable knowing it's CAD

op got raped by the pizza jew cause hes a noob... you know dominoes does large 3 topping carryout $9? every day. even delivery you can get like 2 large pizzas delivered for $25. you just gotta do the coupons and look at what gives you the most actual pizza food for your money. the dips and sodas are where they make all their money because the sodas they pay pennies for (even the bottled ones) and the dips they pay like $0.15 per, source managed a papa johns

There's a Tim Horton's at the northeast end of town, so you can get your Timbits in the morning. It's my understanding that all Canuckistanis are required to eat Timbits daily.
Are you staying at the Super 8, the Nova Inn, the Sundowner Inn, the Holiday Inn, or the Comfort Inn?
I'm a Holiday Inn guy myself, but when you're on the company dime, you don't always get a choice.

OP isn't a poorfag

then post the top of the box with timestamp nigger im not wrong i know my fucking pizza

I'm staying at the Best Western High Road Inn

Ominous.

I will, jesus relax

which room?

That's actually tempting just because I'm curious how'd you fuck with me haha

Gimme a hint and I'll consider it

>$0.15 a piece for the dipping sauce
>they sell them for like $1.29 a pop
what a fucking racket

>pizza
>dominoes

lol no

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This fucking pizza should be here any minute Yea Forumsros

we got em in big boxes of like 150 dips per box usually 2 boxes of each dip a week, bigger stores sold way more. niggers love their fucking dips

maybe we would all send pizzas to your room?

Hookers would be more funny. Cocaine would also be nice.

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>inb4 someone sends a steaming pile of shit in a bag on OP's doorstep.

you got that pic op? im telling ya i know my fucking pizza that is dominoes crust, pepperoni and cheese, the sauce is even burnt exactly the way dominoes sauce burns when you dont do the cheese lock right

a man of class and culture.....bro enjoy your meal and I wish for you only the best of hookers and cocaine

You're so fucking fired up, just chill. It hasn't been delivered yet. I'll take a pic and stamp it just for you.
Be patient

Haha thank you, kind sir

Is this road hogging pizza delivery sham still a thing nowadays?

ok so then ive been sitting here shitting on you and you havent even had the balls to say "youve been shitting on me over a fake pic"