This be a waifu thread and you are all going to die down here.
This be a waifu thread and you are all going to die down here
Some newfags are just luckier than others
Gay hookup thread
Ohh it can, it can almost always get worse can't it.
Yea... Can't unlearn a fish to swim. Or something like that.
Hm.. well, I am loving this evening so far so yeah, it can get worse but who cares. I'm having a great time.
U should totally drink
We get it, you have no personality, so you get drunk.
Huh, sounded like you were about to be miserable, my mistake!
I am drinking
I hate the maintenance department
You suddenly became the most attractive person in this thread.
Nay, that's for losers.
I love u
Nothing bad about feeling down sometimes. I mean, something bad I guess, but nothing to be ashamed of.
>pic
Literally you*
*proverbially you
Listen here you little frog abusing ass. I am drunk and forgot what I wanted to say.
Go ahead, say it whore!
I'm in love
And I love Puppy. Guess I'm a cheater.
KAGA TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
I think I'm Asexual. Asexual is a person who does not desire to be with another person sexually.
Is it possible to be Asexual? Or am I fooling myself believing this way?
I will get ur heart back some day, I know it. That loser has no chance against me
I don't care if people laugh,
I'm in love with Stephi Graf.
Good time.
Literally me.
If I wasn't before I'd want to be ace now if this is how MFs act.
U win... and man, inviting u just to watch you piss yourself was aaaaweeeesome. Cracked me up good
Hello bitch, nice TITS ahahahahah milky millky milky baby thirsty mommy baby want milk suck suck suck suck hahahaha stupid cunt give me those big udders you slut hahahaha tits tit titty me your caveman me use big titty for big bitty hahaha honk honk honk slut cunt mommy honk honk milky baby want more now honk honk honk pitter patter on those big mommy milkies hee hee hee haha haaaa haaaa can’t stop the milk truck coming through honk honk all aboard the titty train hee hee wooo wooooooo honk honk honk!!!
Then you're in for a challenge.
I'm a drunken loser who watched romance anime while chatting with you. Doesn't matter if I win or not, I'm not giving up.
It's a coombrain thing, most likely, porn dopamine is much more accessible than real sex, why go out and do things when jacking off at a computer screen achieves almost the same results?
Big win, chalk it up frogger.
Claiming Anzu before that other guy does.
Not even just sex. I don't think he has any hobbies that don't involve masturbation or showing his ass online.
You "win" again, Pedo.
I'm telling you, it will be hard. You're outgunned.
Anzu is 17. One year and it's all good.
On the other hand, aren't the valentine's newly assembled robots who are only a few years old?
I'm a warrior, I will never yield
i don't care if she's 17 bro... she's petite so you're a pedo bro...
cutes
If I wanted to make fun of an actual pedophile, I'd be talking about Lillie-poster.
Or the Tulpafags.
Your disgust of my very being is attractive
Bitches can never be puppies again.
anime girls>>>>>>shit>>>>>>real women
I'm a whore of some renown
nonce
Let's drink, to us
I like you
par for the course
Hey, u know what we should do? We should like totally go into a karaoke bar and sing on the main stage
C'mon girl, you are coming with. You know it's gonna be awesome.
waifu thread isn't the faggiest thread on the entire board challenge (LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE)
Gay hookup thread.
Understatement of the year
Come with me, you can stay in my bunker
join vc
Why are you asking my beloved to chat with you?
Can't, am gambling and I think I'm getting close
waifu thread??
Yeah.
Nice vid
nice
You know it girl.
Yeah.
Cute little tongue
I'd love putting my tongue on that
Being asexual could be a regular human thing, I suppose, but creating a label for yourself and using the idea of asexuality as a personality trait is quite silly, I suppose.
It's like you need the whole world to know you'll die alone or something.
And that's impressive for a waifu thread.
You being the perfect opposite of me turns me on so much. You are what I want. Please, text me
You can simply feel no interest in fucking.
When you make your entire life about the fact is when issues begin.
Technically everyone dies alone, unless you're in a suicide pact
yes
you too
No way.
Affirmative.
So much opposites, since he hates the cutepills
And I retract my previous statement
If I wanted someone with rotting teeth to blow me, I'd just go to the local crack den.
Exactly. Take it from one of those MFs.
Also there was no label created, it's been a thing.
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I'm a whore of some renown. You are still the only one who has all my shit. You should thank me, my beloved underling.
Yes way
Nothing but made up nonsense. We should exchange a couple private chats..
I don't think so.
Yeah it's just like, a lack of something, like atheists are a lack of belief, or whatever.
To be honest, I think I just want a cat and that's about it, done with humanity, return to hermit.
I wanna play tarkov with you so I can listen to your sweet voice once more
hot
I need the whole World to know I'll die alone if it doesn't marry me