Secrets thread - lets hear those juicy stories

Secrets thread - lets hear those juicy stories

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I am Spartacus

Welcome to my apartment in the worst part of town. Yup this is it. The sleeping bag is my bed or I just pass out on the computer. Sit in the floor Indian style only I get a chair because I'm king of the castle hahaha borat!
Hungry? I got top ramen and 50¢ burritos.
Thirsty? I have tap water beer and vodka. Help yourselves because I can't
>Oh no a thief is coming threw window
Don't worry they pop in the unused bedroom for $10 dollars to shoot up or hid from the cops or charge thier phones. $100 bucks a day to set up shop. Sorry parents I have to jackoff in front of the camera. Doing some gay for pay shit online.
>Don't you have a job to pay rent
Are you paying attention dad! You know how often junkies and drug dealers use that room and how much gay shit I get paid to do online. And that's why I'm strapped with this (point scary gun at dad) now strip nigga! Hahaha just playing dad.
>(Black dude pops his head in) what the fuck I told you about using that world!!?
Sorry!
That's OG Pie face he is a born again Christian.
>We have to go son
Oh shit I forgot you were still here...lots of second hand passes threw the vents and old bullet holes.
Thanks for kicking me out Daaaad!

I had sex with 2 teenage boys a couple of weeks ago. Yes, im a femanon

I made a nasty quiz with girls I used to know
I love seeing people's answers and votes
Try it.
Fap to it, It's more fun.
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fuck instagram sluts behind my wifes back counts ?

My younger brother and I were molested by our grandparents when we were young

My ex was much younger than me and we used to play daddy/daughter. She was raped by her dad when she was a kid and her mom kicked him out when she found out. She said she liked me because i reminded her of him.

Ages?

Fucked a hooker bareback a few days ago. Was even planning on seeing a hot romanian one that charges 200 euro for an hour where you can do anything to her, bb anal, cum in pussy, whatever. In a few eays

I am engaged

I fucked my brother's girlfriend dozens of times before and after they got married.

I fucked my other brother's girlfriend several times.

I beat and raped my children's mother a few times over the years.

Would do it all again.

Your soon-to-be parasite has fucked on the side.

Got super wasted, thought it would be funny to let my buddy stick his cock in my passed-out gfs hand and take a pic. Then he touched her lips with it and took a pic, was gonna keep going but when he touched her lips she kinda snorted and rolled around, and we got ran away giggling.

No fucking idea why we thought that was so funny at the time. She has no idea.

work at this company 7years and the last 3 ive been fucking my wifes boss!

Sound like a feckless cumshedder. no wonder father rid himself of leech

Would you have let him take a pic inside her pussy

Maybe. I don't have any idea what I was thinking. I forgot it when happened until he reminded me like 3 days later.

Never shared her or anything like that before btw.

got blackmailed by a homeless man and now he lives with me

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My mom and I nude sunbathe when its nice out and we are alone at the lake house. She makes us margaritas too.

オフにしてからもう一度オンにしてみましたか?私がそうするとき、それは時々うまくいくので、最初にいくつかのことを試す前にあなたが何をする必要があるかを知らなければなりませんでした、しかし最初に何がより大きな質問ですか?言うのは難しいか、どこから始めればよいのか。

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I keep a secret crossdressing insta

私がやったことはすべてこれまでにやったことがないので、落ち着いて、よく考えられた計画があればうまくいくことを知っておく必要があります。

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I fuck dogs

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私はこれほど端に近づいたことはありませんが、調べたことがあります。あなたが思っているよりも高く言わなければなりませんが、調べなければなりません。

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are you a roastie or a human?

Jealous.

しかし、時間は何時か、どこまでかわからない人にとっては、物事は決してうまくいきません。

The Lord's work

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最近は気をつけすぎることはありませんが、他の人から見つけたと言われるだけで、実際に見たことはありません。

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あなたの女性の繁殖に戻り、このモンゴルのサイトから離れてください

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しかし、考えが異なっていた他の時代は同じではなかったので、そうではありません。そこに問題があり、その問題は常に問題であり、解決するのは難しいと思いますが、時間はあなたの考えを変える可能性がありますできる唯一の答えは、より多くの時間を見つけることです。

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Your dad is based

他の人が知っていることをするとき、それができないことを示すことしかできない下線の問題のために、私は他の人のことを考えたことがありません。しかし、それは私がそれについて考えた他のすべての時とは異なります。

I've been fucking the boss. Way better for salary.

You’re fucking disgusting dude….and based

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技術的には違いますが、主の目には彼女がいます。それは、あなたが実際にすでに知られていることを知っているときに重要です。

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We know. Jeez dude ask for a handy or something

あなたが物事のある場所に行き、それを見つけたら、私はあなたが実際にそこに行くことを意味すると思います。

I fucked adejo in his cornhole one summer night on the coast of Barbados

行く。繁殖。あなたの。女性!

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ええと、あなたはそれが事件を知っているときであると思うのが好きです、そしてあなたがそうするとき、それは決して考えられることのないお尻のことを決して考えないので、常に考えることがあります。

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物事が彼らのものであるならば、あなたは常にそれを知っている人々に伝えるでしょう、しかしあなたが今まで考えたことのないものになるのは難しいので、最初にそれをする人である方が良いです。

Wut?

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人々は言うが、ほとんどの人は決してそこにいないか、そこに行けない人にたどり着くので、そうするのは唯一の人である方がよい。

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That’s right, I’ve supported you from the get. That’s my ass and my ass alone

あなたが金物屋に行ったなら、あなたはそれよりはるかに安いいくつかの屋根の釘を拾うことができたでしょう。

i fuck is wife and she conviced him to give me a raise best of both worlds lol

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おばあさんがあなたに言わない限り、どこに行けばいいのかわからないと思います。

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Me and my friend watch eachother suck our own cocks

ええ、でも待っているなら、明日残り物を食べられるようにピザを家に持ち帰りたいと思うかもしれません。

It’s not cheap baby gurl

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町を下ってウェンディと話をし、物事についてあなたが何をしているのかを彼女に伝えてください。

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