Eurovision 2019 - First Semi

Darude is there lmao

If we don't say anything to /int/ then we can keep this thread shitpost free

She looks like the kind of girl that would want you to stick a pinkie in her poopoo while pounding her away.

Ja biisin nimi on että me ollaan kaikki kuule täällä yhdessä tiiätsä?

This guy gets it.

Used to watch this with Yea Forums a long time ago.

Yes. Personally rooting for Italy, but in this semi final probably for Finland.

Place your bets goyim. What tricks are the jews going to pull this time?

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Unironically like Cyprus.
Nothing exceptional, but it's catchy

How is that a bad thing

Why is Finland ashamed of it? It wasn't that bad also sandstorm kek

YO! the third dude singing in the beginning was horrible.

I already like Poland

poland isn't too bad

But how is /int/ more interested in Eurovision than Yea Forums?

Because Eurovision has nothing to do with music.

until now, poland and slovenia were actually kinda nice

too bad the contest isn't about music, just about who writes the best political song

Slovenia was nice but kind of bland imo. Poland was cool and quite memorable.

I liked cyprus more.
Poland was interesting, but they sounded a bit off

Would legit listen to an album by Slovenia.

Slovenia needs a phatt bass track and it is godly

the only decent act this year

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But still it would be nice to discuss Eurovision music as music without politics discussions that are inevitable at /int/

So far, best to worst
Cyprus
Cechzia
Poland
Slovenia
Hungary
Montenegro
Finland

This rich girl hated by her country

eurovision is inherently political bullshit
its very little about actual songs

The voting is, yeah, but some of the songs are pretty fun.

Looking forward to Thursday's semifinal more. Latvia waifu.

Yes, but still every year there are few songs I can enjoy.
I would place Hungary at the bottom. Something sounded so off for me.

I will quickly forget Serbia but her voice is beautiful anyway.

no

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Belgium is being literally retarded

Why?

Damn, this guy was very nervous.
Kinda feel bad for him, but damn that was bad

Basado

Because it's fucking shit

Australia had interesting visual effects

the interviewer girl is too cute

...

Wait why Americans even care about this shitshow? It’s literally cancer

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Iceland sent an aggrotech band, the madmen

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
I CAN'T BREATHE

THANK YOU, ICELAND

/pol/ has invaded Iceland

Well...

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER WITNESSED!

HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHA

I fucking hate Estonia

What exactly was so great about it?

This is the most 2012 song i've ever heard

We went from The Knife to Florida Georgia Line really quickly.

Iceland was intense

Eurovision 2012 had better songs than this one

It was a fucking traiwreck. DID YOU SAW THAT?

Is this Shia Le Boef

MUSLIMS IN PORTUGAL?

who /iceland/ here?

?

if you aren't there must be something seriously wrong with you

>Eurovision
>Australia had interesting visual effects

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This sounds so muslim, the guy looks arab and everything, the clothes all muslims muslim.

who /portugal/ here

he's a massive junkie and a memer, I dont think he knows anything about muslims or whatever, he's just a joke over here

ME!

was comfy

boas meu puto

Each country should sing in their language.

Yes, but almost every Eurovision has some weirdo. I wasn't impressed that much by them, even in a bad way.

Good for him that he didn't have to do anything other than perform the song, then. I'm sure the people who wrote, produced, instructed, designed and created the whole performance were not simply 'junkies and memers'.

I prefer when countries perform in their own language too. Or at least in combination with English. Also often they ruin their songs by translating them to English for Eurovision.

Goddamn I want San Marino to at least advance to the finals.

The fuck is this?

serhat go away

lol jesus so many of them have shit vocals
does the microphone flatten the voice or what's the issue here

wtf is this

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DALE

YES I AM GOING CRAZY WE ALL CAN GO CRAZY NANANA

a mistake, obviously

Im pretty sure this dude is a pornstar.

I just love the two soibois on the side just doing their thing

2019 and now I realize San Marino is a sovereign state. I thought it was a city from Italy.

Just the most BASED country on eath.

omg Montenegro...

they even have football league

Based Poland don't giving a fuck and just promoting their culture.

Isn't this guy from Hungary the same as the last year?

It's cool actually. I'm kinda impressed by Poland this year.

If iceland doesnt make it through there will be riots

SAY NANANA SAAAY NANANA

Nice dog collar.

Who’s going home?

San Marino
Montenegro
Finland
Belarus
Georgia
Estonia
Portugal

Belgium sounded bad but people are gonna feel bad for him and vote him through just like the Belgian chick last year.

Tranny?

I WANT YOU TO SAY NA NA NA

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FAGGOTRY INTENSIFY

Dana International.

"love is love" sounds like an anime song english hook

Thank you, I know how to read.

I mean this name kind of gives it away.

CONANNNNNNNN

>just like the Belgian chick last year
She didn't pass semi final last year. And she was good imo.

join the /int/ thread friendos

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BASADO Y ROJOPILDORADO

No, thanks

Ah shit, I was thinking Belgium in 2017... Blanche. It was kinda the same thing as this year, a kid with a clear case of the nerves.

it's okay, user, we can do without you
have fun!

Guys from Slovenia have an EP and it's quite nice... Cant understand shit though

How did Belarus pass?

PORTUGAL

San Marino? Seriously?

Because we all need a good fap.
youtube.com/watch?v=6IxL8uvArVg

Enjoy!

how the fuck

I'm aware she is underage, you won't trick me.

say na na naaaaaaaaaaa

good daddy energies

SAN MARINO
A
N

M
A
R
I
N
O

How is this a problem?

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BASED AND NANANAPILLED

He is moving straight to the final.

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portugal got fucking robbed

I better go with 100% safe option. Cyprus

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He did it all himself

Anons who liked Portugal / Conan Osiris need to listen to the album he released last year. The portuguese Rosalia tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=DOoiTYaxhn8

>europe
>talent

Among all this circus of progressiveness I'm thankful for a classic powerful ballad, I hope Serbia ranks high on sat.

cheers user

See you on Thursday, Yea Forums

I like it, sounds like if Arca could actually sing

>be suomi
>send your best and most famous artist
>and finland loses again

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POLAND DIDN'T GET IN

ONE OF THE BEST SONGS

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>best
not even close, Nightwish, Children of Bodom, Apocalyptica, Sunrise Avenue and many other bands have much better set and for artists well Michael Monroe for example is quite a multitalent.

>Eurovision
>90% of songs are English

Also nice that San Marino got all of its six population on stage. Bless the pity points.

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Þetta er allt samkvæmt áætlun.

holy FUCK
my DICK

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