Any old bastards like me on Yea Forums tonight? What sad story has brought you to this hellhole?
>39
>Lawyer
>Chronically underemployed
>ADD, OCD, anxiety, depression
>Currently dry, but long history of debilitating alcoholism
>Rent a budget apartment, never owned property
>Borderline ED, had really bad sex only a few times in the last few years
>Few friends, none of whom do I see or talk to regularly
>Lawyer
Any funny stories?
Just a few more years until I can retire.
This is essentially free entertainment.
>53
>electronic microsoldering / board repair guy
>chronically tired
>same (ADD, OCD, anxiety, depression)
>I find occasional alcohol or other substances relieve the above conditions, never had a "problem" with drugs or alcohol (because those things are fucking solutions)
>live in a paid for house, but the city expanded, took me in, raised my taxes and put in bus stops for niggers, I just wanna save enough money to move the fuck out of here to somewhere whiter and greener
>gotta take those blue pills to make the wife happy
>used to have loads of online peeps, these days just a few txt and local friends
I've always enjoyed computers and the online world since it became a thing. Now that the fun days of AIM, yahoo chat, bolt.com, easily hosting your own site, forums, irc, and newsgroups are long gone... this place is about the last place you can just say "fuck niggers" in peace. Now that I read the above shit it really isn;t a good description of me despite being all true.
>>Lawyer
>Any funny stories?
A bunch, but none I can share because of confidentiality. Then again, if I keep it super vague, it's probably okay.... There was a foreign national who stalked a teenage girl, and her parents finally got so sick of it that they beat him up. He then sued them for battery, and the case lingered in court for years. They countersued for intentional infliction of emotional distress. He was obsessed with this case, but decided not to begin a coast-to-coast road trip until two days before the trial (he was on a no-fly list). On the way, he loses his temper and gets arrested in a small town in the middle of nowhere. He participates in his civil trial while locked up through something like Zoom (this was almost ten years ago). The trial goes terribly for him and the defendants win their counterclaim. He ends up rotting in jail for several years and finally being deported.
Come to think of it, that wasn't really a funny story. Just kind of outrageous and pathetic. There are funny bits, but only in the details, which I can't share.
Does your sex drive really crater after 35?
>chronically tired
I know that pain. But it sounds like you've found a respectable trade, and you've got a wife, which makes me jealous. I think I'd trade places with you, to be honest. If nothing else, you're closer to the sweet release of death than I am.
>This is essentially free entertainment.
Yeah, that's how I feel about it too. Watching movies, playing video games, reading, and everything else just feels like a chore. This is where I come when I can't bring myself to do anything else but it's still too early to go to bed.
not op, but mine took a nosedive around 42. Took me awhile to get a decent doctor who would check my T and all that shit. take a weekly T shot now, helps, definitely helps with energy level, muscle mass, and drive (to do things, go to work, finish projects) but sexually things still aren't like they were (and my wife is insatiable, so it causes conflict).
>Does your sex drive really crater after 35?
Mine has a little bit, I think, but not that much. I still want it, and I can get it up. I just can't keep it up.
Well if you had to fuck something like that I understand.