Boomers just want to grill in their backyards and don't give a fuck about politics

>boomers just want to grill in their backyards and don't give a fuck about politics
>gen x are all making bank off of social media makeup tutorials and vlogs
>millenials are losers constantly bitching about how bad the world is by sweatposting on Twitter from their local Starbucks
>zoomers have fully embraced the metamodernist movement and think life is a gigantic meme and they're just agents of chaos put here to piss everyone off
Can we all agree that milennials are the worst generation? Pic related, some suicidal heroin junkie that millenials decided represented their generation

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If you’re under 25 years old — or an immature 30-plus — I’m about to set your ass straight.

So, listen up.

Your music is fucking GARBAGE.

There, I said it. Mindless sewage. Eardrum-bursting, dagger-in-the-eyes, ass-bagging, blow your fucking brains out — unadulterated dog shit. That pretty much sums up the type of music that’s popular with today’s young people.

Listen, you stupid sons of bitches. I’m talking at you. I’m your elder. And I know MORE than you.

Your music hasn’t got life. It’s fucking dead. Your music is devoid of humanity. It’s as fake as a porn queen’s orgasm. There’s no soul. It’s tripe. It’s a carp in the sea of music. The stuff you listen to was created by fucking machines.

Today’s “artists” — there’s an oxymoron — don’t even need to know how to play musical instruments or sing. In other words, no fucking talent whatsoever is needed to succeed today in music. You heard me. No. Talent. Whatsoever.

And, I’m fucking sick of it because the current generation is taking the gold we gave you and dragging it into a sewer. We gave you the key to the CITY and you FUCKED IT UP. Listen up, you little pricks. I’m not stuck in some kind of classic rock time warp. Fact is, I expose myself to many different kinds of music. I give all music a chance. Even the techno-trash littering the modern music scene is something I’ve tried to digest, which I found to be like choking down a plate of raw oysters laced with salmonella.

It would be nice to enjoy fresh musical acts. I want to hear new songs. I like some young people, especially when they get my order right. But real music is written and performed by humans, not a fucking computer program linked up to a laser show.

Fact: The more fancy gadgets and distractions you need, the more your music just flat out SUCKS.

this reads like a copypasta, yet I agree

Skrrrrraaa!
Gucci gang!

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Sir, this is a Wendy's.

>this reads like a copypasta
that's because it is

>gen x are all making bank
I wanna show you my pay check and bank account and then beat you unconcious with a large frozen shit

you're way too old to be posting here

>Pic related, some suicidal heroin junkie that millenials decided represented their generation
you're either a troll or a retard or both.. Cobain was Gen x and so were his fans.

ask me if i care

Do you care?

Listen here you young jerky-legged piece of shit, I would NEVER lose to a volcano. In anything, not even sports. My buddy owns a volcano farm just outside of town and I've raced those fat suckers up and down the yard a hundred times without even breaking a sweat.

And as for all this 'boomer' talk: YES I am 56 next spring, and YES I fight my grandson every morning for yugioh cards (he is a big fan) but at NO POINT do you need to use the B word.

Do you want to know what the worst part is? Of all the dozen people I've killed, thirteen if you count siamese twins and about fifty if you count the Chinese, not one of them was as rude as you. Just think about that. Not even one

idunno.. now that you ask.. never given it much thought really

Yu-Gi-Oh?
What do you, worship Satan?
fucking freak

>Cobain was Gen x and so were his fans.
Cobain himself was gen x but his fans were all millenials.

Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-a-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts making so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets are running with latte. It got so bad that a fella that liked to, you know... smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple, crow like a rooster, maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, was "uncouth, against God." More like bad real estate values.

I'm pretty sure Nirvana concerts weren't attended by a bunch of 8 year olds

>boomers don't care about politics
LOL

wtf no.. Cobain was born in '67 and Nirvana had their breakthrough in in '91... the oldest cohorte of Millennials were barely 10 years old then. Gen X. I'm from '75.

Ha. I'm 49. Not original al user though.

lmao if you were alive in the 80's you are not a millenial

lol you're old as shit man.. I'm 46

Shut up, millennial.

well.. technically.. the oldest millennials were born in the mid 80's.

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bro i fel this in my soul

Those are gen xers who are coping to not feel so old.

old millennial here. can confirm lol

can confirm this too lol

Some people also claim that people born after 1996 are zoomers. Absolute bullshit. Cutoff date for millenials is 1999.

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True.

Nope.. the general consensus is mid 60's to early 80's.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_X

yep, guess it was just my gen x siblings influencing me

idunno man

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennials

It would be a lot easier if we just made the cutoff based on the decade instead. Gen X to me is solidly 60s to 70s and 80s to 90s are solidly millenial. If we base it off of 10-20 year increments then that means zoomers are 2000s to 2010s and gen alpha or whatever is already being born as we speak.

take into consideration, that "micro generations" exists.. like Generation Jones, Oregon Trail Generation and Xennials etc. goggle it.

ywnbaw kys

cringe, cope, have sex, touch grass.etc

That would be easier, yeah.. but it wouldn't make sense in the cultural, shared experience sense.. a generation is a cohorte of people that shares certain experiences; like if you remember the fall of the Berlin Wall but not the Vietnam War or the moon landing then you're prolly Gen X. If you remember 9/11 but not the fall of the Soviet Union then you're prolly Millennial and so on.

>conveniently forgets or leaves out "dilate"
ywnbaw kys immediately zoomoid tranny faggot

All those are complete bullshit. I have never met a 25 year old that relates to or identifies with zoomers.

shut up skizo /pol/cel

shut up axe wound tranny kike nigger faggot ywnbaw kys

cope and deworm

>“Yeah, we zoomers embrace the chaos”
Zoomers are offended by literally everything.

>tranny kike faggots reveal their final form
so easy to bait you leftoid tranny faggots out ywnbaw kys

hey bro don't shoot the messenger
(you)

You're confusing zoomers with millenials. Millenials are the SJWs, zoomers are the fortnite dancing retards.

>Pic related, some suicidal heroin junkie that millenials decided represented their generation

Millennials were like 5 when Kurt Cobain was popular. If anything he represented gen x.

That's just like your opinion, man

>faggot

>reddit spacing
ywnbaw kys

based
cringe

Dude was Gen X incarnate. Grunge was the soundtrack of our youth.

>if u hate trannies ur cringe bro!
kys tranny kike ywnbaw faggot

12 yo coomer confirmed

>It’s as fake as a porn queen’s orgasm.
>...which I found to be like choking down a plate of raw oysters laced with salmonella.

Holy fucking based.

The quicker you realise not everything was made for you the happier you will be.

People had "Disco Sucks" stickers on their muscle cars in the 70s for a reason, a bunch of the music sucked then too.

Theres plenty of good stuff still being made if you look for it.

ywnbaw kys groomer faggot

See, so easily offended. Embrace the chaos, kid. Nigger.

>Theres plenty of good stuff still being made if you look for it.
give some examples pls

>cringe, cope, have sex, touch grass.etc

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>easily offended says the baited seething tranny who couldnt help but reply
ywnbaw kys faggot

They are all highly dubious categories invented by people in advertising

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Kurt was the icon of "generation x" you troll

i love fishing, it's so easy if you just use the right bait
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They were invented by advertising agencies so they could target who to market to more efficiently. And since it worked, we can conclude its also a useful model for describing cultural zeitgeist.

Cool, iwnbaw so I can fuck your mom

>itt: millenials coping and seething

my mom would hang you, chris-tranny, kys ywnbaw
dilate harder, tranny faggot ywnbaw

OP is right, zoomers aren't on Twitter, they're all shitposting on here and Reddit

>capitalized 'r' in reddit
ywnbaw kys