Jesus loves you and wants you to know that God forgives you of your sins and wants you to be happy.
Jesus loves you and wants you to know that God forgives you of your sins and wants you to be happy
David Gray
Jacob Wilson
Jose Jackson
Amen!
Isaac Price
God wants you to acknowledge his love. For all he gives it is such a small thing to ask
Brody Perez
Zachary Smith
you feel it
Luis Scott
Jackson Campbell
Connor James
death is the price we pay for freewill..deal with it.
Luke Lee
Connor Allen
ya.so
Colton Edwards
Nowhere in the Bible does it say you’ll have an easy life just because you believe in God. The book of Job was entirely about this.
Juan Edwards
Jesus gives you a new body anyway
21 who, by the power that enables him to bring everything under his control, will transform our lowly bodies so that they will be like his glorious body
Jesus gang gets super power bodies.
Luke Murphy
Brody Rivera
it really says the opposite. it is a given if you take up the cross of Christ that you will be hated and mocked..
Cameron Brooks
Juan Ramirez
Zachary Jackson
That's nice, thank you.
Grayson Sullivan
3 You therefore must endure[a] hardship as a good soldier of Jesus Christ.
We know. Jesus gang is for the real niggas
Josiah Cooper
wow they have a lot of locked and loaded memes for this. wonder if they will have some jokes when they are standing tall before man?
Lincoln Edwards
Why didn't he give himself the strength of Samson and kick the shit out of those fag Romans?
Caleb Williams
Jose Peterson
He was here to pay the price for man's sin. So that people like you would know that God so loved you that he sent his son to die and suffer so that you would have salvation. seek and you will find.
Thomas Rivera
Connor Edwards
the power of Christ will move mountains.
Nathan Phillips
William Gray
Ummm, no. Go back and read it. Job never lost faith despite the things satan was doing, famously saying the lord giveth and the lord taketh.
Xavier Morris
Everybody else thinks you're an asshole.
Bentley Anderson
Wrong. Jesus is a fictional character based on Apollonius, a multicultural guru of the same day who taught the virtues of the pursuits of the mind, and did mircales using science.
God does not automatically forgive you for your sins and not even the blood of a martyr will wash away your evils. It has also been my experience that the Gods very rarely give any fuck about the happiness of mortals, except maybe Baccus. he wants every drunk and happy.
Luis Carter
Brayden Peterson
> Virtually all scholars of antiquity accept that Jesus was a historical figure, and attempts to deny his historicity have been consistently rejected by the scholarly consensus as a fringe theory.
Get out of here with that nonsense.
Hunter Richardson
we used to call the dumb smart niggas " Pharisees". You aren't doing anything new.
Henry Nguyen
don't understand why there had to be a tree of knowledge placed in the garden of eden just to do nothing
and making a serpent without free will tempt eve like it wasn't some oversight of creation
that and don't understand how an angel can rebel without free will either
also excessive to incarnate on earth to absolve the sins of man through sacrifice when you can just, i don't know, do it and make everything fine for everyone, instead of promising it at some constantly receding point in the future
Nathan Hernandez
Joseph Collins
Shut it, pederast
Benjamin Hughes
Alexander Allen
Ok, to be fair, if you literally belive God "created" everything as it is today, you are a fool. On the other hand, the Bible just says "God created", not how he created. Theoretically, God could have used evolution to "create".
Carson Evans
Nathaniel Brooks
Your troll-fu is strong
I will reply
Sampson was pre-Jesus
He was given strength to kill the Philistines by Yaweh as they were enemies to his chosen people (Jews)
He got his godly strength from his hair, which his wife cut off in exchange for money because according to the bible women are impulsive materialistic whores who cannot be trusted.
Samuel Anderson
Hello Deism, I was wondering when you would bring your fence pole sitting ass to the chat.
Isaac Clark
Tell your God that I am going to masturbate to him later and he will be forced to watch.
Brandon Russell
you're sure jesus was a homo?
this fucker looks like he is. on the other hand he had his 12 male friends, hm?
Hudson Harris
“Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the WILD animals, each according to its kind.”
He created all wild land animals. He said that
Animal: a living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli.
Blake Lee
Would Jesus do anything to save my soul from eternal damnation?
Nolan Scott
Hello! So are you Mr Dipshit "the earth is only 10,000 years old" or Mr Dumbfuck "there is no God"?
Christopher Stewart
Whats it like to be a stupid faggot that believes in a religion? I live how those people force their agenda on everyone else.
Isaac Edwards
If you believe you are saved, it's already done. He made Jesus gang for everyone, but you can choose your own path.
Jace Jackson
Oops, was replying to .
SORRY.
Cooper Fisher
I will accept Jesus into my heart, if he sucks off the devil.
And if Jesus refuses, it means that an eternity of suffering isn't worth two measly minutes of his time.
Caleb Anderson
thanks, I was confused for a moment
Joseph Long
Leo Brown
Yes.
Michael Richardson
Christianity's biggest fuck up of all time was the claim that their god is all powerful AND all knowing.
In a metaphysical dick measuring contest they literally made their god's dick too big and now its just comically useless like that one guy with elephantitis on his cock where he has to wheel it around in a wheelbarrow and physically cannot get an erection.
No other religion has this problem.
Levi Wright
"13 “Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. 14 But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it."
It's your choice and free will. He isn't forcing the wave. Just giving advice.
Joseph Lopez
>touches a child
We all make mistakes, my child, you are forgiven.
>it was a boy
Pic related
>make a decent donation to the Catholic Church
I see everything is in order, welcome to heaven.
Eli Scott
mebbe he just make solar sytem
Jace Harris
If you didn't reddit-space then the text would fit inside the bubble.
Ayden Watson
Based!
Isaiah Morales
>It's your choice and free will. He isn't forcing the wave. Just giving advice.
Hey dude.
Give me your money or I am going to shoot you in the gut with this gun I have here.
I'm not forcing you to give me your money, its clearly your free will and your choice.
Therefore I have done nothing wrong.
Connor Martinez
>"they love to be greeted in the marketplaces and to have men call them `Rabbi.'"
>"But you are not to be called `Rabbi,' for you have only one Master and you are all brothers.
Everyone is equal in Jesus gang. He warned about wolves in sheep clothing.
Brayden Cox
I know. My religion barely makes any claims at all, and when they do make claims they just point to the Vala and go "she said so" without taking responsibility for it being true or not. It's funny. Religion in general is funny. But it's all good. If you can't be religious and see the funny stuff in religion, then your problem is not people making fun of your religion. The problem is you're weak.