Secrets thread post em

secrets thread post em

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I can't cum without rubbing my belly.

I eat food in the shower sometimes

I want to fuck my big titty niece, she is the type of "Kawaii" girl and I want to see her crying and begging all fucked and used like the whore I know she is

when I was 12, I made my friend have sex with his younger brother

I took my sister in law's virginity recently, plan on fucking her big tits and breeding her next time I see her.

you can buy a night with a relatively famous IG bikini model from her manager/mother
hint: same initials

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My long term FWB broke it off completely to move on in her life and it completely gutted me

I want my wife to see me fucking her twin sister, so far she has only let me kiss her while playing dares and stuff

Not my secret but when we were teens my best friend once straight up throat fucked a 10 year old girl

I look for groups online that i oppose (libtards, blacks, arabs, vegans, antifa) and i message guys if i can pay them to jerk off to my gf. Shes liberal to and its kind of addictive. I tried to stop, delete the apps that i used for it (Kik and telegram mostly) but i keep returning to it. Its not a problem financially because i dont pay huge amounts but the fact that i cant stop on my own is a bad outlook lol

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damn she fine, got any more picss? kek

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I often pay prostitutes to come over and just hang out watching movies or tv shows together, sometimes going out for dinner first or even golfing together. No sex required (although I'd never turn it down, but it rarely happens if I don't ask for it), just hanging out and talking. Some girls feel weird about it, others make me feel like I actually have a friend and give me discount rates for future visits.

The only negative experience was when one faked being close and called me one night really upset saying she's getting evicted if she doesn't make rent by midnight. I sent her 500 dollars on moneygram and she immediately blocked my number.

I am taking all these secrets to the grave with people I actually know, for probably obvious reasons.

why does it have to be people you oppose?

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It makes it much hotter to me, its like giving a bully power you know?

if it was a larp i'd be having totally amazing sex with them and they'd agree to hang out with me for free and i'd also be including a novel full of details on how i've banged my underage sister for the past five years and she's totally into it.

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Alright youve got my interest. Any more hints? Out of the loop on insta models

I want to abolish democracy because most people are too stupid to see the bigger picture and are easily misled by lying politicians.
Very least the voting right should be reserved for people with a degree on political science.

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probably has GPS has wants some ridiculous price like 10 grand a night. I'm not going to validate some up-her-own-ass instagram whore

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feeling very lonely in a relationship

yeah, let's make politics into even more of a circlejerk between out of touch elites.

Just ban all monetary lobbying in politics and just doing that will eliminate a ton of problems.

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Fucking libtard lol, here

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asian

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please elaborate

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I think I'm the coolest person I know. I'm not narcissist, because I'm a very kind and not manipulative and I'm very, very aware of my flaws and my faults. But I think I'm the chillest guy and I don't think there's anyone who's on my level. I believe everyone's a phony or lame. However, I'm not a judgmental person

I'm the guy that spams the laundry room threads with the German shepherd picture.

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I've shared it before and it was not a recent thing, but my mom and older brother used to fuck.
Was a very surreal experience to grow up and gradually realize as so many things lined up and made more sense.
Should be obvious but mental illness and drug abuse were factors.

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You're a good man, Adejo!

How old was your brother when it started?

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>How old was your brother when it started?
Later on he'd claim the first time was on his 16th birthday but i still have a feeling it happened before then. We are not close and its not something im going to bug him about now.
He's 5 years older than i am, so at the time i was dark knight detectiving this all out i was 11-12-13ish. basically the leadup to him finishing high school and drama around him moving out.

KK?

Yes you've posted this before and how you feel jealous in a fuck up way.

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>Yes you've posted this before and how you feel jealous in a fuck up way.
yep, that sums it up. I'm not jealous anymore. Well maybe a little. But i do have fucked up mixed emotions about it for sure or i wouldn't be blogging about it.
She was/is a very fucked up person so part of me loves that fantasy but it also disgusts me if that makes sense.

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>I believe everyone's a phony or lame
>I'm not a judgmental person

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ding ding ding

Just stop thinking about it

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Kylin?

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