Can this be the new official penis of Yea Forums lol

oh wait, i just thought of something better, a clean uncut black cock. ahh, perfect

post it

liar, post pics to prove it :3c

sorry champ, we already got one

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this is /dickposting/ now

you have absolute shit taste in cock.

>this mangled mess

lol right, keep that science experiment away from me

Yes no homo

>cut
nah m8 we can't have that

>uncut with the consecutive trips

btfo sliced up cocks

>it's a good thing my penis was sliced open in the name of God!

stop watching porn

trips confirm uncut > cut

pretty fucking pathetic dick to be official to anything

guess musician’s dick size and if they’re cut

jeff mangum: 3 inches, cut

B-b-b-b-based and true

Jimmy page: 0 micro penis, they probably cant cut

what happened to moderation on this board?

I find men ugly but cock pics in isolation are nice

I wanna slide my tongue under that foreskin and dig as deep in there as I can

it's one of the hottest dick pics I've seen desu
I am literally salivating

James Murphy
4 inches, cut

shuddup, we're bonding over penis here

shut up you rape victim
this 100%

5.5 INCHES MAX LOL

>implying this thread isn't Yea Forums related

James Blake
9 inches, cut

It's a nice dick but we're going to have to turn down the offer

its like 4.5 inches homie

it's like the perfect size imo, you could probably get the whole thing and one of the balls in your mouth too

me : 4 in, cut

it's an aesthetically pleasing cock. He's probably a bottom so length doesn't matter so much. I would fuck the hell out of this guy

for sucking, that's optimal length, but not great for much else, I wouldn't douche my ass for it or anything

That would be pretty hot had it been by a girl and not an overweight smelly faggot

I'll have you know I am a physically fit, smelly faggot >:(

A woman could never enjoy cock like a faggot. Fags will give better head 9 times out of 9.

Huey Lewis 8.5 x 6 cut

Im saving this pic as official /mu penis. your dick will live on my computer for years to cum

lol you guys have small dicks. i'd feel bad for whoever i fucked if mine looked like that.

this.
having dated and fucked guys and girls, guys almost consistently give objectively better head.

he's probably not the one doing the fucking, hint hint, and nobody cares about your dick unless you post pics, coward

What differs in their approach? Knowledge of the territory?

It doesn't look fully hard

>hairy
Good, can't stand losers shaving down there. I like men not boys and twinks.

Yeah I think guys just innately understand what feels good and have a better sense of cock rhythm

someone post the Kevin Shields evian bottle pasta

nice try homo, i'm onto your tricks. I'm into (pic related

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this picture makes me so hard

the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

Kevin is known to be THE most hung guy in shoegaze, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Bilinda's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Kevin barely able to force it past the knob, and Bilinda moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Kevin's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria...

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There's so much about the functionality of a penis women will never understand. When a woman gives head, they're doing it for the pleasure of the man. Gay men do it for their own pleasure as well the pleasure of their partner. They have enthusiasm for the task.

idk, there's something about that nice smooth terrain on a man who shaves

ew this is why i only fuck black guys

>Kevin is known to be THE most hung guy in shoegaze

lmfaooo i havent seen this before and i wasnt prepared at all

based fellow emilyanon

i love her so much

...

BASED and BLACKDICKED

how come I get banned for derailing off-topic bait but this garbage stays up for hours?

>When a woman gives head, they're doing it for the pleasure of the man.
Have sex with more women

uwu

I've had sex with quite a few women and men. While it's true that some women get off from giving head and are good at it, I haven't had better head than from cute horny twinks

cuz you suck lol

ew no, I have been there and tried that, I thoroughly 100% prefer men exclusively

because this is important discussion and a good thread

it's been 30 minutes you baby

Cock looks so powerful

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meh if you browse Yea Forums at work you deserve to lose your job

fucking tiny LMAO. his thumb looks bigger

>it's a woman

YA BLEW IT

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Engage in a polyamorous relationship with multiple hot men so the good puss can get distributed to the less fortunate. Thank you gay user, your a real chad

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>that form

what the actual fuck is that bumbling idiot doing???? sticking your tongue into the foreskin, and then stretching the foreskin away from the shaft?? are you shitting me??

you can tell she isn't into it, the bitch isn't even looking at that delicious cock

Why is your foreskin hanging like that?

>triggered straight trying to ruin
a good gay thread
really sad lol

imagine being circumcised lmao

they're all ugly
congrats

>assuming my sexual orientation
pardon you, sweetie?

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>mutilating babies because the guy who invented cornflakes thought it was wrong to touch yourself

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JESUS CHRIST THIS IS WORSE

she's literally gobbing on it like a popsicle what the fuck

>under 6 inches

GAY

why are you posting these ugly whores in this thread then

keep your hands off my penis you dirty kike!