Where do I start with the music of Taylor Allison Swift?
Where do I start with the music of Taylor Allison Swift?
Ethan Long
Connor Howard
Milk truck just arrived boys
Josiah Barnes
Please refrain from s*xualizing the mother of my future children. Thanks in advance, everyone (except for the degenerate above me).
Nolan Murphy
You don't. It's pure shite.
Brandon Johnson
i want to lick her tits
Juan Adams
fearless
Gabriel Howard
with You Belong With me
If you get it then you are ready to unlock her entire discography, and if you don't then I'm truly sorry for you
Landon Watson
Fearless and Speak Now
Caleb Perry
le ironic poptimism
haha so quirky
Anthony Robinson
aaaaand the seething incel needs to make sure everyone knows he's here
Aaron Lee
She seems to have pretty small nipples.
Camden Powell
taytay is truly talented
Daniel Murphy
did she get a boob job
Camden Hughes
It's not ironic, we like music that doesn't sound like ass, so sue us.
Blake Scott
At sucking jewish cock
Jason Miller
Find the photograph of her which most arouses you, click on it and hit full screen, then set your laptop, tablet or mobile device down on the floor or leaning against your chair or bed. Strip and kneel before it, and masturbate to that image. Focus only on the image and try not to fantasize or add other imagery from your memories. At the point of orgasm, focus on the mental image of yourself having sexual intercourse with Taylor Swift in any of her guises, and say "I call upon thee, ISIS, INANNA, ISHTAR! I, PAN, answer thy call across time and space! Mine shall be the lips that press upon thine! Mine shall be the strength that guardeth thee! Mine shall be the semen that engenders thee! ARISE MOON, ARISE OCEAN, ARISE TRIPLE GODDESS!"
After that, start with her eponymous debut.
Lincoln Ward
I want to empty my balls in every one of her orifices
Christopher Cooper
Think how much BBC has already been there.
Carter Lee
Same.
Stop i can only get so hard
Adrian Collins
There's no other female thot celebirty with that kind of perfect legs
Jayden Lee
1989 is her only good album
Ian Sullivan
She can be cute at her best, but her songs have always been horribly, horribly overproduced and so slick you can eat off of them.
Jacob Kelly
She's not actually that attractive
Landon Williams
dope song. i get it.
Isaiah Bailey
speak now through 1989 is good, i don't give a fuck
Austin Myers
She was kind of cute when she was 18-21, but as she gets older she's just turning into her mom.