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Music Video Edition
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hot gay sex with young sexy varg

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Why couldnt he escape the bag, meal?

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melodeath sucks

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Best doom meal band at this moment in time

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>Music Video Edition
Gwars Phallus in Wonderland and this.
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What did you guys think about Lords of chaos? is it as bad as Yea Forums says?

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BRYH at the end of that first song, does that dude shout, "LIVING. NUTTING. DYING"? lmao

you're a bit late

wow
based varg

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wtf i hate varg now

This is the man who wrote Telepathic with the Deceased.

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i know but i still wanna know what you guys thought about it.

kek

This is really well done.

youtu.be/O42LndZnT-Q

So Varg definitely does drugs, right? Look: youtube.com/watch?v=WigKqvmzSD4

You're advertising his videos, so who really is the fool here? Him or you

He's got the 'tism

I always thought Malefic's surface-level "depression" and "isolation" were hilarious. He's just like the average 4channeler who has all these philosophies about how horrible life is. And they're all fuelled by "tfw no gf". But, as soon as he gets one, he's all love and sunshine.

Neither of us. He monetizes, I share laughs.

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>making money is Jewish
>thinking this

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Have you listened to the AOTY already /meal/?
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trips confirm
that cover art is dope, too

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Correct and checked

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>00:30
>YEEEE-EEEAAAAUUUGGHH!!!

Post Japanese Metal with female vocals

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you first

fuck off weeaboo

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Cringe
Based

Shit, forgot to post link
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Cringe and sòypilled
Based

awful cover, her voice is weak

What do we think of Tomás Enrique "Aryan" Araya Díaz?

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funny, this is more my kind of jam
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bit odd voice for a lady maybe

the best metal film of the decade
also it made trvefags and varg super buttblasted

melodeath does not suck

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>Shit, forgot to post link
>Replying to yourself with "based" afterwards
Cringe
AAAAAnywayyyy, Gallhammer is a pretty cool band, but most people here already know of them.

Ahuhuhuh yeah, Arch Enemy rules!

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What's your favorite Matt Pike riff?

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That wasn't me pal, but yeah Gallhammer is alright.

I'm not your pal, buddy. Also, I forgot to add a "probably" in my previous post.

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Why have you not listened this Post-Detroitian Blackened ThrashPunk'n'Roll masterpiece yet?
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I'm not gay enough

There's nothing gay about Sexman

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i have, made me listen to Abigail, Barbatos and Syphilitic Vaginas instead
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Yeah yeah yeah and carcass too!

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The only people I've seen praising this garbage are weak sóyboys who listen to Mastodon and Agalloch

the cave

Agalloch is NSBM tho, söybõys just haven't caught up on the latest news.

Cut mah dirty ass n' release tha blood
Painz of a thousand years
Pathic sights - journeyz end
Descent tha fuck into another ghetto

ugh

This is huh ... wow

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>yellow machinegun
nice

>taller than peter steele
huh

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My retarded ESL brain always heard "THIS IS FOR HER...WOW"

I stopped caring about TP when varg said he doesn't like cats and thinks they're "foreigners"

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he's right about that

Repent and join us dog owner chads

"Extreme metal" isn't a genre, neither is christian or pirate metal (assuming that's what the cross and Alestorm is)
Also what is that guy between folk & symphonic supposed to be?

This is not how nature works, vargy. animals adapt. There are northern domestic cats like skogkatt that developed the fur like other northern animals.

Protect the native critters of Europe

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housecats yes, but there is a cat native to scandinavia called the lynx
well for the past 9000 years at least

bnr

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>what is that guy between folk & symphonic supposed to be?
djent

another non-genre then
>djent and alestorm on the same tier as power metal
neck yourself

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I'm not , retard

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>pirate metal isn't a genre
ummm??

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It's not. That's like calling Sabaton "battle metal" or something.

What are the common MUSICAL characteristics of "pirate metal"?
What are some bands that play "pirate metal" without lyrics about pirates?

>What are the common MUSICAL characteristics of "pirate metal"?
stealing running wild riffs
>What are some bands that play "pirate metal" without lyrics about pirates?
arghoslent

based

what the hell is primate metal?

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>Pirate metal
Cringe and notevenarealgenrepilled
>Medieval knight metal
Based and truemetalpilled

>ablaghabghablaghagh
>OOK OOK UUUGH
based

>Medieval knight metal

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ebu gogo is not a primate though

>blast beats, satanism and caveman riffs
cringe
>synth strings, wankery and dragons
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>Riffs, UGHs and blast beats
Cringe
>Female vocals and synths that drown out everything
Based

old school af

japower is ultrabased indeed

THE DRUID

Reminder that Japanese power metal has more female musicians than all of western metal combined.

why is most stoner metal shitty sabbath rip-offs i feel like they could do so much more with the sound than that
what are some based stoner metal groups (no kyuss)

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inb4 soi

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euro stoner
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Literally all metal bands are black sabbath ripoffs.....

metalpilled

>Black Sabbath
Based and soulpilled
>Every other band
Cringe and soullessripoffpilled

it don't know why but i really love this cover for some reason. and the octahedron reminds me of eva.

Black Sabbath invented thrash
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not bad

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Those red pants are going to haunt me for the rest of my life.

I'm positive if you look hard enough you can find evidence that Sabbath invented deathgrind

they are the kings
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Reminder that only three true Norwegian black metal bands have ever existed, namely Mayhem, Darkthrone, and Burzum

Based.

But what do I listen to if I've listened to all their best albums 1000 times? Is there anything out there that sounds like the first three black metal Darkthrone albums?

You are allowed to listen to Gorgoroth's discography and enjoy their evil riffage

Also you should listen to their complete discogs, not just their best albums, you lil' tourist

Gotta disagree there, apart from pentagram and anti-christ, they can fuck off.

>Excluding Under the Sign of Hell
Cringe

god damn d-beat surf is a thing

Okay then listen to Carpathian Forest while you masturbate

what does meal think of this album?

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Which are some bands that sounds like early Burzum?
I tried listening to some atmospheric black metal from some charts but it's way too noisy for me.

Thoughts on this?

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Unironically early Nargaroth
Judas Iscariot

>t.

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Urfaust

i think this is pretty similar
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Symphony X

...is shit

why is it so good?

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>peace sells remastered
Horrible.

I mean he does that rather well, don't you think?

Thank you, guys.
Not you, meanie.

Hey, best grindcore album coming through
Headcage was good by the way

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*DUN trrada DUN*

2004 remaster is shit
2011 remaster is bearable

what faggot do you have to be for atmoshit to be too noisy to you

the pinnacle of prog power
youtube.com/watch?v=UjI4rEmlslU

Carpathian Forest is more about rock'n'roll, Burzum is more D&D

That's not Horrified

how many grindcore albums have you listened to?

MY RAGE BURNS DEEP INSIDE ME
MY WILL TO HATE IS STRONG
I CAN'T CONTROL MY ANGER
IT'S TEARING UP MY MIND

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First 2 Forgotten Woods records. Schattengang by Paysage d'Hiver.

GIMME FUE
GIMME FIRE
GIMME YABADABADA
Ooh!

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cringe
based

is pretty good but is undeniable turbo-virgin bait

*undeniable pleb filter

please elaborate

from: pleb
done

>tfw nobody has listened to me rec Ancestors for the last 5 years

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k

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Who wants to get their dick sucked while listening to some classic Anal Cunt? xP

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does your mom keep this pic as your portrait?

Been there, done that (getting my dick sucked while A.C.s playing in the background).
Also banged a chick to Anal Blast once, that menstrual vampire album whatever it's called.
Fun times.

I too have sex

based ECW shirt

Good for you.

pinging all powerbros, check this shit out, it fucking slaps

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I miss him so much

I feel that way with almost every remaster ever

don't worry user, there will be a hologram Dio tour

Piano metal is a genre that's never really been explored before. Is there a market for it? Would you give it a listen?

damn.

>your only live contact with him apart from videos will be a shitty hologram

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That's cool so wanna do that again with me, if anything, I'll be the one on my knees >_

>Ancestors
thank you based unappreciated user

Based.Did they like metal too?

No thanks
Metal yes, grindcore no

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I'm not sure what that means. Metal but played on a piano? Metal as usually played but accompanied by piano?

Lmao, imagine paying money to see a hologram.

I can pass on to the nether realm in peace now.

youtube.com/watch?v=i8_KbxHTVyI

Metal with piano as the leading instrument, like this but with blast beats and drop B guitars over top of it. I recorded this piano track last night and am working on adding drums, guitar, bass, choirs and such

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How sad.

>Metal with piano as the leading instrument
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>Metal with piano as the leading instrument
There are lots of shitty symphonic bands that have some mouthbreather slapping his dick on the keyboard and you can't hear anything else. Does that count?

No I don't mean that gay shit, I mean like if you took scarlatti or Rachmaninov and put brootal guitars and drums over it, see

Are you posting them because you think they're good? If so, great taste and nice to see Arcturus posted

>I mean like if you took scarlatti or Rachmaninov and put brootal guitars and drums over it, see
so, anime OSTs

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Not what I was expecting. Not bad I suppose.

THAT is what I was expecting.

goodbye... old friend

Hello this is dave mustaine and i would just like to say something.. ...

lars is gay
Kirk is gay
Robert's gay
Jason's a faggot
Cliff's was gay
But the gayest is james!

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What anime music sounds lie that?

The best black metal album.

This is good metal unlike metallica

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based

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Just listen to the instaudio clip I posted, that's the piece I am working on so would be the best example of the aesthetic I am shooting for (but being backed by metal instrumentation and riffage)

I'm not sure which one of you is the real one, but whatever. There are probably some OSTs with that sound, maybe some Castlevania game? There are probably some metal remixes that combine the original sound with metal. And then there's visual kei, I guess.

True and based

And here I thought he was about to kill himself after I watched that Vice docu about him

Not bad. Also, this may be the most I've ever see a Japanese crowd move.
youtu.be/rmn4Firdyh4

Kinda sounds like a video game bro...

I am the one that posed the original question and posted the instaudio link showing my piano piece (excerpt) as an example, I hope to add drums and guitars soon but wanted to see what other people thought of the idea.

I think that Sverd is a great musician and composer, and it's perhaps the only Norwegian act where the keyboardist is the frontman. I'm not even talking about his backing supergroup, which had the most notable Norwegians in it at some time or other.

Anything similar to this?

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Megadeth! The only band you shoild listen too!

people moved around more and went berserk way more in the past compared to today, because you know someone might get hurt and everyone is so god damn sensitive today.

This Jurassic Jade is actually pretty cool.

Only thrash metal band I actually respect

That and the fact that they took part in the Tribute to Euronymous album will make me appreciate them forever as a band even if I only listen to them occasionally

Megadeth never do this.....

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I got a rib cracked at a show "back in the day". That shit was overrated.

Proof that Megadeth is better

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also, their demo is total grimness.
I believe they used synths 2 years before Emperor. Don't think anyone in Norwegian underground utilized synths extensively before Arcturus.
youtube.com/watch?v=2Pm1jyIme2Q

>he doesn't want to kiss James
What are you some sort of faggot?

This is the metallica you listen too!!

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>>facebook

Based! Thank you user

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Metallica....

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Megadeth is so cool

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It is, their earlier stuff is more hardcore but still thrash, more in a crossover kinda of way.
Some asshole headbanged me straight in the face, cut open my right eyebrown. He didn't mean to, i guess it's not easy to control yourself when your going apeshit.

Jeez next you'll be telling us that Rob Halford is gay or something.

Metallica

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>the fact that they took part in the Tribute to Euronymous
well, Arcturus is Hellhammer's act. I guess it was his goodbye to a bandmate.
Also, it would be cool if HH and Sverd moved in a direction of a drums/keyboard duo. And recorded some krautrock, haha.
youtube.com/watch?v=on3epMqbwJc

Damn that's kinda hot

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St anger,reload,load and lulu hahahah shit albums... Actually.... All metallica albums are bad except for the demos because i was the guitarist for them... Jeez i can't believe i played for those faggots

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Yeah the guy who hurt me came up and started talking later. NOT to apologize but I think he just wanted to see if I was OK without directly asking. Nice guy actually. I couldn't sleep on that side for a month lol.

This LARP is pretty weak user...

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Hi Dave

I think you 15 year olds got lost on your way to a youtube comment section

could you put a price on peace?

>he saves pictures of men kissing

>he saves pictures of men jokingly kissing

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Shut up Dave. I knew something was wrong with you when you started wearing white denim. Always a bad sign.

$5.98

Old Metallica > Megadeth >>>> new Metallica.

Dave just can't write a song. He can string random riffs together and mumble space alien nonsense over the top, but none of his music really registers emotionally. And that's why Megadeth will forever be second place to a band with a terrible drummer and a terrible lead guitarist.

Actually, third place. Slayer is second place.

>NOT to apologize
Only for wimps, you knew what you were getting yourself into.
BUT had i been that guy i would have least bought you a beer.
> I couldn't sleep on that side for a month lol.
Been there my man, it sucks. hurts to breathe as well.

Shut up

Lars isn't even that bad.
whenever some major "underground" band like Graveland or Posessed has a shitty drummer, people talk the drumming up like "the drumming has so much PERSONALITY and SPIRIT! it's idiot savant drumming!" etc.
but when an actual huge band like Metallica has drumming like that, the same people turn around and say it's shit.
it's all scene politics.

Holy fuck quit posting that gay shit

>the same people

The same people aren't having both conversations and you know it.

SLAYER is number one, you absolute COCK. Also, disc one of Hardwired is actually pretty good.

Music has elements beyond only technical ability
Also comparing black metal and big 5 thrash is stupid
Metallica is a thrash band so they should have tight drumming
black metal does not need tight drumming

>big 5
sorry, shit typo. I just woke up

Who is the fifth one? Even if it is a typo.
Is it Overkill? Testament?

I've never understood the "le lars is bad XD" meme, his drumming has always sounded fine to me.

that's my point.
>Metallica is a thrash band so they should have tight drumming
who says? on-the-floor, simple drumming can draw attention to the attack of the guitarist's rapid downpicking, which can give the music a different but equally valid sense of energy.
apparently Ride the Lightning didn't "need" tight drumming to become one of the most celebrated thrash albums ever

All things considered probably Testament or Exodus. Never really liked Overkill that much.
I've always been a fan of Germany's trinity better anyways
Though I guess you could consider Tankard a fourth for Germany, they don't really fit with the other three and are a far, far fourth.

I must be completely honest before we go further with this argument
I don't like Metallica
The only thing they've ever done that I thought was OK was Kill Em All
So I'm more just being pissy about Metallica being lauded internationally when tons of infinitly better thrash bands exist

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Reign in Blood is still the most violent sounding thrash album ever, and it's largely thanks to Tom Araya
When you hear Angelripper or Mille Petroza or that guy in Dark Angel, that vocal style is so oversaturated that you think "oh, it sounds like a generic raspy thrash vocalist."
when you hear the vocals in Reign in Blood, you think "oh, it sounds like an insane man who wants to rip out my jugular."
big difference.

The big 4 is not really about personal opinions though, it's only about album sales.
Personally i agree with you, never got into Overkill either. Same goes for the German stuff, i prefer Protector over the other ones, they had that extra touch of intensity like Schizo, Dark Angel, Sadus etc. I still blast some early Destruction and Kreator from time to time though. I also prefer euro thrash over us thrash, but that has probably something to do with that i'm european and got exposed to different bands growing up.

holy shit what a fat lardass but he's a riff generator
youtube.com/watch?v=pETWO0AM2uE

you'd be fat too if you spent a chunk of your life as a weed smoking alcoholic
Though he's off the booze now
good for him

BETTER THAN METALLICA

Razor
Testament
Voivod
Slaughter (CAN)
Kreator
Sodom
Destruction
Vio-Lence
Whiplash
Aggression
Artilelry
Assassin
Dark Angel
Death Angel
Deathrow
Exhorder
Exumer
Flotsam & Jetsam
Forbidden
Holy Terror
Invocator
Nuclear Assault
Sacrifice
Morbid Saint
Sepultura
Carnivore
Cryptic Slaughter
DRI
The Accused
Excel
Leeway
Suicidal Tendencies
Wehrmacht
Coroner
Mekong Delta
Sadus
Realm
Watch Tower

And that's just a few
It's not hard to be better than Metallica
They are essentially the lowest common denominator of thrash
hyper popular because they are soniclly inoffensive

Didn't he lose a toe recently?

he's living the life bro i'm just jelly

I can see the spots where you ran out of ideas and started perusing lists alphabetically.

favorite hobbies of underage /meal/ posters:
leaching on soulseek
masturbation (with poor wrist technique)
historical revisionism of albums made before you were born

>poor wrist technique
Pretty sure that's inaccurate.

>historical revisionism of albums made before you were born
This though... doesn't just apply to /meal/ but all of Yea Forums.

is this fucking real

this. the Borg is the real autismo

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In his defense it's hard to recall 30 thrash bands off the top of your head, even though you might know hundreds on paper. Or maybe I'm just dumb idk

I want to pick up the split they did with Midnight.

Not in a good way though at least if you want to buy into his pathos on his records, the guy is found shilling everywhere.

CHADTHUR

Why would anyone want to list 30 bands off the top of their heads?

blackwave is the future

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WHAT THE FFFFFFUCK ARE YOU BLASTAN?
youtube.com/watch?v=S19iiygsrto

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I think the guy genuinely belives he invented a new genre with his shit tier synth noodlings

Good Death-Doom to get someone who hasn't listened to the genre into it. There's some cool instrumental/melodic parts. Kind of reminds me of Dead Congregation. 20 Buck Spin is feeling more and more like a label to show my friends with some satellite knowledge of Metal that want to know more about contemporary bands in the scene.

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it's interesting if you perceive it as outsider music - kinda like his black metal, only to a larger extent.

To prove a point on an Indonesian carpet-sewing discussion forum, obviously

Stupid, redneck country but hilariously offensive

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johnny rebel was a national treasure

This nigga is gonna kill her someday. Screenshot this

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>In his defense it's hard to recall 30 thrash bands off the top of your head,
If you can't remember a band off the top of your head, that band isn't better than the band that released Ride the Lightning

Point taken

I remember seeing a screenshot here a few months ago; it was her crying about how she broke his heart. Presumably, they broke up (probably because she cheated on him?). Did they get back together? It's pretty hilarious to imagine Malefic begging for her to come back like the DSBM tough guy he is desu.

You didn't hear his 2016 album then.

No. What are the lyrics?

>DSBM
>tough guy

you guys act like having a normal life makes you lose more black metal credibility than being American does

Perhaps, but it is kinda retarded.
Real fucking funny tho

>having a normal life makes you lose more black metal credibility
this is true, especially when your music is centered around depression, isolation, and misery.

Yeah he's gonna chop her up for bbq one day.

Just go listen to one song, any song. Even a minute of it, and then understand that the whole album is in that style. The funny thing is I actually like it. The album is called Subject to Change.

Pretending you're this dark and tormented individual who lives in total self-imposed isolation (while being active on social media) and then acting like everything is fine the moment you get your dick wet does make you lose credibility though.

Johnny Rebel actually claimed he wasn't a racist on Howard Sterns show
Which just goes to show what a scare-word "racist" is, when the most obvious racist in the universe shies away from the word

>jealous?
>pssshhhh, im not jealous of fucking XASTHUR...

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...or he was just having a giggle the whole time. Monty Python seemed racist and homophobic at times too but in real life they were the opposite.

at the end of the day he was just spreading hate speech in audio form, so even if he was just """"pretending"""", actions speak louder than intentions

I mean, I'm willing to believe he was a non-hateful person whose work happens to be entrenched in blatant, folksy racism
I don't think somebody being a racist automatically makes them bad, so I don't really care either way.
it certainly wasn't satire though, after hearing a few interviews.

Wow what a fucking pussy.

>hate speech

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He did, but come on don't tell me a nigger on skis doesn't make you giggle a little inside.

it never fails

he gonna kick that yank's ass with his retardo strength

OK, but I'm missing your point desu. What does that have to do with whether he broke up with his gf or not? Didn't they get together in 2018 anyway?

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>ywn suck xasthur's wang

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BACK TO BLEBBIT
amirite guise? we the anonimouses the internet hate machine

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You guys actually follow celebrity gossip here too? This is why I don't visit Yea Forums.

I was just pointing out that pretending to be racist is a shitty argument. I don't give a fuck about Johnny Rebel

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it was pretty cool when you bragged about it the first few times, now you just sound like a faggot in desperate need of validation

only when it is a prominent depressive suicidal black metal artist who now makes public social media comments about his girlfriend fucking his mouth

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lol, first time but whatever

Definitely one of the best albums this year. Love the vocals. Reminds me of Type O Negative.
youtu.be/-7e2zhA9Bc0

How does Stone measure up to you genZ american homos? Likely you have never heard of it despite it being one of thrash metal greats.
youtube.com/watch?v=ef_0Un9V2yc

I listened to one song after it was posted in last thread, didn't blow me away but I'll check it out again. Type O is one of my favorite bands, very rarely does anyone come close to their sound. This sounds more like they're going for "The Cure meets Metal" kinda thing tho desu

>tfw saw them opening for Meshuggah
10/10 evening

great shit

first grave album is better

Yeah that's pretty fucking good, only thing I don't like so far is the shit lyrics.

post based demos
youtube.com/watch?v=p5Pa8piAjnY

youtube.com/watch?v=vzZn-kEr6b4

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weirdly enough, they're actually from the US

Type O Negative is The Cure meets metal dude (but better)

NEW THREAD

I was looking through my music library which is alphabetical retardo

That's exactly what he said.

Ride the lightning is only week known because it appeals to the lowest common denominator
Why do people continue to act like popular always equals good

new thread? it's gay..