Time for a femanon Q&A thread!

Go back to plebbit faggot

Do you sniff or lick your fingers when you're fingering yourself?

A real man sniffs

yo vchan. if im a plan b guy, should i cut my losses and look for another chick?

no, retarded newfag not knowing who vchan is. go back to /pol/ and stay there.

It's not summer yet

Vchan, have you ever found breastfeeding to be sexually stimulating? To be clear, i'm not implying any kind of sexual feelings towards your child, i'm just talking about the physical sensation that comes with getting your nipples sucked.

Why do you Twitter trannies keep posting /polshit. Go suck a cock you single nigger fag

> is anal sex ever done spontaneously?
Yes. Neither me or my girlfriend had anal sex before until last week. One day we were grinding against each other and it just happened. Her ass was sore for a day, though.

because everything about you is /pol/ and you're too stupid to see it

You can't even get trips or dubs. You're retarded

Was the worst orgasm of your life or the best poop of your life more pleasurable?

literally just your stalker ass cares

>no, retarded newfag not knowing who vchan is
LIKE OMG YOU DON'T KNOW WHO VCHAN IS NO ONE CAN FAKE HER TRUE SPIRIT I CAN TELL THIS IS THE ONE AND ONLY VCHAN I WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL A FAKE.

why do women have orgasm during rapes?

It's time for you to go back. You're messed up without your "ads"

ya it's called recognizing someone's voice which is usually pretty easy to do

Post desu

lol i am surprised you haven't called me JIDF yet did they get replaced by twitter trannies now or somethign? retard

>As always, women welcome!
>No trannies.

Pick one.

YEA LIKE OMG I KNOW HER VOICE SHE HAS BEEN POSING HER VOICE FOR YEARS NOW. NO ONE CAN FAKE SOMETHING LIKE THAT. THAT WOULD BE LITERATELY IMPOSSIBLE TO FAKE.

Let's talk about the smell. How are some girls so unaware of their smell down there? Do they go noseblind? Or do they just not care?

MEDS

>I kiss it
>roll a nat 20

HEY FUCK YOU
YOU CAN'T TELL ME I DON'T KNOW WHO VCHAN IS

This might sound retarded but hoping to get a womans perspective.
I have this female friend we've known each other for years. Im in love with her. Should i man up and just ask her to be with me? We've fucked plenty and everything's always flirty but is that a sure sign she wants it? Or is this just boredom on her part?

Critical kiss to the puss
>I use my tongue as a pillow

THIS GUYS DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK VCHAN IS GET A LODE OF THIS GUY GUYSSSS

voca.ro/15MOLm2tQIve

Virgin detected.

Vchan, have you ever thought your vagina smelled like maple syrup?

OMGOMGOMG VCHANS VOICE I CAN TELL IT IS HER 100% DON'T GET TRICKED BY THE FAKES THIS IS THE REAL THING. I CAN SMELL IT

Show us a pic of your pussy. Don't forget the timestamp.

IMAGINE BEING ON Yea Forums SINCE 2003 AND NOT KNOWING WHO VCHAN IS THESE FUCKING NEWFAGS

Turn off your caps dude

VCHAN IS A REAL GIRL NOT LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER GROSS TRANNIES

I DON'T USE CAPS I JUST HOLD SHIFT WHILE I TYPE. GET GOOD FUCKING NEWFAG YOU PROABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT VCHANS FARTS SMELL LIKE

WHAT DOES PUSSY SMELL LIKE VCHAN I'D JUST LIKE TO KNOW

WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND STARTS PUSSY FARTING DOES THAT MEAN SHE IS CUMMING? VCHAN?

VCHAN SHOULD I HAVE SEX WITH MY MOM?

VCHAN CAN YOU BUY ME A GOLDPASS SO I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH POSTING SHIT?

VCHAN HOW AM I NOT MYSELF?
HOW AM I NOT MYSELF?
HOW AM I NOT MYSELF?

Not a question but cis women aren’t real women

GUYS DON'T BE SUCH NERD JUST BECAUSE A REAL WOMEN IS HERE VCHAN

voca.ro/14XcWL1W95dk

First word that came to mind was "sad"

voca.ro/178xw8xtMNbO

Sniff yes not really licking lol

voca.ro/1fUkh6e3QDcf

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD SAY THAT VCHAN IS TOTTALLY A REAL WOMEN.

OMG OMGOMG REAL VCHAN VOICE I CAN TELL IT'S THE REAL DEAL GUYS DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE FAKES. THIS IS THE REAL DEAL GUYS
REAL VCHAN ALERT!!!

EVERY ONE GET IN HERE QUICK IT'S THE REAL VCHAN AND SHE IS POSTING HER VOICE YOU CAN'T MISS IT

ATTENTION ALL OF Yea Forums YOU ARE NOT GONNA WANNA MISS THIS ONE
WE GOT THE REAL VCHAN HERE.

damn. I was hoping for a good story about you getting mad about something stupid but got any stories about being irked by anons or getting sad? I guess those could be interesting stories.

DROP ALL THE OTHER THREADS WE GOT THE REAL VCHAN HERE
WOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHO VCHAN IS
WHAT A NEWFAG

do you ever finger your butthole?

SHE IS A REAL WOMEN WHO HATES TRANNIES SHE IS LIKE A REAL user JUST LIKE US GUYS I BET SHE HATES NIGGERS TOO. VCHAN IS THE BEST GET GOOD NOOBS

at least your spam is more creative than usual this time. I was going to give you credit for going beyond the usual tranny gore spam but even this is not funny anymore it stopped beign funny like 20 posts ago.

LOOK AT THIS STUPID BITCH RIGHT HERE THINKING I'M THE NORMAL GORE POSTER WHAT A BITCH I BET HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT VCHAN SOUNDS LIKE IRL

THIS ISN'T A JOKE THIS IS THE REAL VCHAN AND THE INFAMOUS GORE POSTER ISN'T EVEN KILLING THE THREAD WITH GORE

GET IN HERE BOYS VCHAN IS HERE

Probably the best poop lol

user....I use vocaroo...pretty sure that's how people know who I am lol

voca.ro/1lgNz1HUzHUC

>how to French kiss a vagina

>user....I use vocaroo...
OMG VCHAN REPLYED TO ME THE ONE AND ONLY VCHAN AND SHE SAID SHE USES VOCAROO AND THAT IS HOW PEOLE KNOW WHAT SHE SOUNDS LIKE
I'VE ALWASY KNOW WHAT SHE SOUNDS LIKE BECUASE I'M NOT SOME NEWFAG

You're wither a transvestite or Chinese

JUST LISTEN TO THAT VOCAROO YOU CAN HEAR ALL THE PERFECT SOUNDS IN HER VOICE A FUCKING LEGEND.
ALSO >You're wither

You stupid fucking idiot that isn't how you spell either it's not wither it's either you stupid fucking monkey.

Look Everyone a bot

voca.ro/12TXG7XGyzel

How do you decide when to take a pregnancy test.

You make animaterr man seem funny

Wither in agony you stupid not

>animaterr man
HE IS A FRAUD WE HAVE THE REAL VCHAN HERE EVERYONE ELSE IS A WASTE OF TIME

Based

May i just say vchan, your Japanese anime voice impression is spectacular! That caught me off guard.

Do you prefer sex with a dirty, smelly man or a freshly showered one.

>wither a transvestite or Chinese
>wither a transvestite or Chinese
>wither a transvestite or Chinese
>wither a transvestite or Chinese

Take your meds E.

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING IDIOT HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE REAL VCHAN WHEN HE SEES IT

You sure have a lot on your mind for actually typing that out

I'M SO EXCITED WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK VCHAN WILL SAY NEXT. I HOPE SHE JUST BLAST LIKE A 20 MINS FART INTO THE VAC NEXT

Nobody cares. You're a faggot

>typing that out
STUPID NIGGER DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOT TO COPY PASTE

Grow up.

Nice caps skizo

YOU GROW UP YOU FUCKING LOSER THIS IS THE REAL VCHAN HERE . GO BACK ONLY OLDFAGS KNOW OF VCHAN

Vchan, when giving a blowjob, how difficult is it to keep your teeth out of the way? Does it require like constant effort?

NICE INSULT CALLING SOMEONE A SKIZO YOU MUST BE A CRAZY OLDFAG

Are you Indian
>don't redeem

>No trannies
That's pure discrimination!!!
They're women too!

Fuck off lung. You stupid bug man

We need king Robbie to come save vchan from the sperg.

OH YES BICH POST BOBS AND LASSANA VCHAN IS ONLY FOR ME AND MY SWEET BROWN SKIN

voca.ro/1gXrcs02wlkx

OMG YOU KNOW KING ROBBIE TOO JESE YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING ELITE KING ROBBIE VCHAN TOME GREEN

OMG DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT PAUSE IT AT 3 SECS IN AND LISTEN SHE LET OUT A SQUEEKER.

>ITT OP is a stupid China man retard

would you agree vchan that a black persons penis looks a lot like a turd?

Fuck off already

>>ITT OP is a stupid China man retard
FUCK YOU OP IS VCHAN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ALIVE
AND YES SHE DOES THINK THEY LOOK LIKE TURDS WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT THIS IS LIKE EVERY THREAD DUDE GET WITH THE TIMES AND STOP ASKING QUESTIONS EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS

*You're

Show us a pic of you are pussy?