I married a poo. Ask my anything

Nothing better than doing the needful. Reverting to me is optional.

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We met online (non-dating site). Talked for about a year before I decided to visit her in India. Seven years later and we're happily married.
Summer time. Screenshot this.
Ya.

Do you ever rile her up just to listen to her funny sing-song-bazaar-haggler-screeching when she gets mad?

what caste is she? what part of india? do you have children also?

>Miscegenation is wrong
indians are pretty similar to whites. They are probably as much as half white but I am speculating.
Also half white half indian women are just always extremely hot. That is a top tier breed but not real common.

It is what it is. It's 2022. Every race is fucking every other race.
And at the moment, her family has accepted me and they even call me and message me on whatsapp every once in a while to check up on me. Even though their English sucks, they try their best.

All the time. Her accent becomes super Indian when she gets angry, and I love it.
She's from one of the lower castes, but I'm not sure. I have no interests in castes, so it's not something I've ever really discussed with her. She's from the Bihar region. And nope, no kids yet. We're enjoying our lives for a bit before adding kids into the equation.
Mine is dark. Her dark skin is sexy.

oh shit you married a bihari. all the other indians hate biharis and think they are retards. it's actually an insult to call someone bihari.

>Mine is dark. Her dark skin is sexy.

So is mine.

Many Indians see skin colour on a desirability scale with lighter being more desirable, but to my blue eyes the darker ones are more attractive.

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Do you celebrate the annual cow dung festival with her?

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Where's her shit?

How badly does she smell? and when are you getting a Loo?

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Yea, she's told me about how people from Bihar have a bad reputation. She's pretty level-headed and pure so I don't really know where that reputation came from.
Fuck yea, bhai! Darker ones are so much sexier. That skin color thing is annoying as hell. When I first met my wife, she used to brighten up her photos to make herself look more fair. I told her to cut that shit out real quick.

i think it's because biharis are poorer and more violent than other indians and much less educated but idk.
I generally like indians although india itself is just wild and they act like monkeys sometimes.

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mmmm.... dark pussy lips with bright hot pink inside

She's not Hindu, so the whole cow thing doesn't apply to her. While she still refuses to eat beef, she doesn't regard cows as sacred like Hindus do.
Inside her intestines.
She smells good. Only problem is, sometimes her cooking lingers on her clothes. It can be annoying when I'm laying in bed with her and she smells like chicken biryani. Total mood killer.

>mmmm.... dark pussy lips with bright hot pink inside

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is she muslim or just non practising hindu?

Maybe it's an old stereotype. My wife is an engineer, and her immediate family are not poor. Definitely not rich, but they're ok financially. Maybe they're the exception.
She cute. Mine resembles pic related.

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Is she a doctor?

>not hindu
>refuses to eat beef
Still a dirty poojeeta. These are the people that will replace us. Its truly over.

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She converted to Christianity during her teen years. I'm also a Christian, so now we attend church services together. Her family is still Hindu though, which makes it all the more fascinating that they accepted me - a non-Hindu foreigner - into their family.

Does she do the hana and nose piercing stuff. I honestly love that stuff, especially when the it's chained from their nose to their ears.

hot vagene?

Are you a plumber?

>She cute.

Mine resembles her, especially that smile, but with a body like >Mine resembles pic related.

She also cute.

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yep. cow shit and tits awesome time

Engineer.
She doesn't like eating "big animals". So she also refuses to eat pork, ox, bison, or any other such animals. So it's not really a Hindu thing. It ain't over just yet.

imagine the smell

Imagine giving a fuck. You're a twisted little cunt. You're going to get cancer and die early

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>imagine the smell

As OP mentioned, smells good with variation based on recent diet and cleaning products. Obviously we don't need to imagine it.

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She has a nose piercing, but it's not chained, it's just a hoop. She does the henna stuff during Indian holidays like Diwali.
Very tight. I was the first penis that ever explored that region. It was a struggle the first night.
Wish I was. They make good money.
Is yours from South India? I'm getting South Indian vibes from that description.

Indian women can be top notch
I've become very drawn to India in recent years and frankly I want to live there
Any advice for love/dating/marriage?

Mine's not Christian (vaguely hindu...does the prayers but doesn't see the point in going to a church). But family acceptance has been pretty good. Her parents just left after staying with us for a month. Everyone gets along just fine as long as you're not black.

kek

>engineer
It was a 50/50 shot.
I have never understood why Indians get so much shit when a very high number of them have very hard, high skilled, intellectual jobs. Maybe it's because all the smart ones immigrate and the rest hang out shitting on the sidewalk

I want to try an Indian woman purely to live out my Alexander style conquest fantasy

>Is yours from South India? I'm getting South Indian vibes from that description.

She is, specifically a Malayali from Kerala.

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Does she poo on the street out a habit?

(not OP)
>it's because all the smart ones immigrate and the rest hang out shitting on the sidewalk
Pretty much this. My wife talks shit about her (Indian bachelor's) degree all the time, that it's designed as a MRS degree. But even so, she's seen a lot of shady shit going on with Indians. Like one scam is where person A wants a job. They hire person B to do the interview and ace it for them. Then Person A will show up for the 1st day orientation and claim racism if anyone (white) points out they were different guys.

Those dots still fascinate me.
Learn the culture. Watch some Hindi movies, start trying different Indian foods, go to a Holi festival. Indians love when foreigners appreciate their country/culture. Throw in a few Hindi words, and you're golden. When it comes to dating, you're gonna have to work for it unfortunately. Most Indians have bad misconceptions about people from the West. We are all sex obsessed, loose, players. Gonna have to earn their trust.

That is fucking genius. Get the money, India

Dont have kids
>t. Half indian mutt

Oh shit, nice. Side note - Malayali dudes are bro as fuck for some reason. I used to go to a church that had a huge Malayali population, and those dudes were always so cool and helpful.

He asked why not. I answered with some examples.
Fuck you for inserting yourself.

I know it's a meme, but can any Indians tell me if there really are designated shitting areas in India? During my time in the country, I never saw any human feces on the ground. I was even purposely looking out for it because of the memes. Is it a village/slum thing?

>marriage
lol

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>Throw in a few Hindi words, and you're golden
Just watch out for aunties. Bitter bitches the lot of 'em. Story time:
>Going to friend's wedding in India
>Missus wants to do henna and show off the exotic husband (aka me)
>We go show up to the apartment, her friend's already got henna up to her elbow
>Everyone sees the gringo
>Say "namaste" to be polite
>Fat bitch-ass auntie in the back yells "It's namaSKAR"
>For the rest of the evening, speaks only in hindi when I'm around
>I've heard her speaking in English so I know that bitch can speak
Honestly, I've never seen my wife get so pissed so fast. At least the snacks were good.

Half Indians can be sexy though. Maybe your parents had shit genes?

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It's because of a few different things:
1) In big cities (e.g. Delhi), there is what looks like a red shit stain on the sides of ALL buildings. There is a chewing tabacco or something that is really popular that stains things red-brown.
2) The common (lower-class) Indians are not very clean, they'll throw stuff on the ground and never give it a second thought. As a result of there being a billion low-class Indians, there's trash everywhere

Show Bobs and vagene?

Of course there are designated shitting areas. Its called a bathroom. Do you think that just because India is poor and not everywhere has indoor plumbing means that you can just shit anywhere?

What's so bad about being half Indian? Genuinely curious because it's been on my mind a lot about having kids. Last thing I want is a EurasianTiger faggot for a kid.

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>Half indian mutt

Just image the hideous mutant offspring of and OP, whom we may presume to be Chris Hemsworth's more attractive double.

>Get the money, India

Fiscal responsibility and expertise is just one of the desirable traits common in the population.

>Malayali dudes are bro as fuck for some reason.

Indeed. My brother-in-law is the nicest friendliest guy while also looking like the biggest, scariest thug you'd ever want on your side.

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Yes

>Falling for the western idea of marriage meme.
Marriage can be a good thing, if done with the right person. You're basically living with your best friend, who cooks for you and accompanies you wherever you want to go, but you also get to have sex with here and there. Where's the downside?
Lol I always have good experiences with the fat aunties.
You should at least feel proud in knowing that your white presence alone triggered her the whole evening. Not many people have that power.

I used to date this slut. But then she turned out to be racist as fuck so now I'm turning her into a webslut.

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Horsecow gtfo here and get back to work

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What the upside? You can do all that anyway. The downside is you get divorced and lose your house, car, and have to pay her alimony for the rest of your life.